#flouride stare

[my-doppelganger-thinks-ur-cute]

[drearyhours]

why do tiktokers get so mad when you tell them the source of something? like seriously whats up with that?

[robofile]

I'm getting autistic abt characters I've never even like... actualy interacted with like idk jack shit abt gus fring but oh my god I love him like in concept everything I know abt him is great lmfao

[roastedeel]

Every time i find a silk shirt im like Oh my fine silk shirt

[theartofdyingtogether]

Ah, to be a centroamerican cook for a living and doing fuck all for hours on end without a care in the World.

The American Dream is alive and well

[xrcs]

NSFW ALPABET - eren.

A, aftercare.

eren would be very attentive to your needs. especially when he goes rough on you. wrapping you in your favorite blanket, making any drink you’d like. he would whisper sweet things into your ear and caress your face.

B, body part.

his favorite body part of yours would probably be your back. i don’t know it’s just something about the way it curves and how it tells a story. running his large hands up and down your back as he fucks into you slowly. tracing every line and scar on your back.

his favorite body part for you to touch on his body is his nape. something about it is so sensitive. every time you brush your fingers up on it or scratch it he either lets out a small moan or he shivers. but it’s one way to get his dick up. especially when you whisper into his ear while scratching it a bit. swear his eyes be rolling to the back of his skull while his hard on presses on your ass.

C, cum.

he loves going raw. and he just loves the way you feel??? like, how could anyone pull out of that? and watching his seed come out your hole only makes him want to stick his cock back in and cum inside you more. only other place he would cum is probably your back. it’s kind of like marking his territory.

D, dirty secret.

he’s always wanted to try hair pulling. ever since his hair has been growing out he’s been super curious. the thought of you fucking him while pulling his hair while being brutal makes him go nuts. he lowkey be touching himself to that idea.

E, experience.

i’m going to be completely honest. i don’t think he has any type of experience. just because he’s been through a lot & shit and he pushes people away. and he lowkey a little incel (we not finna talk abt that butttt) i know that he adapts quickly.

F, favorite position.

doggystyle for sureee. obviously cause first he love that back but also THAT ASS. he loves watching the way it ripples and jiggles with every thrust. how he can see your hole clenching on him as he pulls out. eren is just a sucker for some backshots.

G, goofy. 

i don’t even know if it’s goofy but he’s like awkward funny. like when he doesn’t know how to do something and he’ll just kinda stop and look at you with this blank ass stare and it cracks you up every time.

let’s say he’s like fingering you for the first time, he literally would just stop because wtf he don’t got a pussy so he don’t know shit. so he would look up with a flouride stare and just wait for instruction.

but yea i do feel like he’ll crack jokes about it. he’ll be ramming into you and then stopping abruptly just to look at you with that same dead look. & y’all would be laughing nonstop.

H, hair.

he got hair down there for SURE. he’s now just started to trim it but it’s still definitely there. it’s not that bad though.

I, intimacy. 

he can be very intimate. if he sees that you’re feeling bad about yourself, he will pull to that bedroom to make love. (not to ‘fuck’) murmuring all the things he loves about you while he rolls his hips into you sensually. intertwining his fingers with yours. just making you feel better about you.

J, jack off.

eren’s just like the average man. he does it occasionally but he’s not a chronic beater. since he has you it has definitely slowed down a lot. he mostly does jack off when you’re out and he’s missing you.

K, kinks.

for domming: degradation, breeding, & choking.

subbing: hair pulling, choking, blindfold sex (something bout that shit is actually so sexy likeee)

L, location.

his top 3 favorite places to have sex are home, home, and home. if we wanna be specific then maybe the bed, kitchen, & sofa. eren thinks that sex is an intimate thing that should be private and enjoyed comfortably.

M, motivation.

honestly, all you gotta do is look at him a certain way and he’ll know what to do. even snaking your fingers across his chest and squeezing his arm while pressing your chest on him will make that nigga hornier than a bitch.

N, no. 

no impact play. he hates it. you would never be able to convince him to hit you or whip you.

O, oral. 

he loves receiving more than giving. cause this motherfucker would be in the middle of eating or sucking your shit and then he say “my mouth getting a little tired ngl” then he stop and take a break. i can assure you after that break, he will give you the best head ever. but when it comes to him, oh my goshhhh. pressing your head all the way down just so you could take all of his dick in your mouth. bucking into your mouth unexpectedly when your tongue grazes his sensitive spots. he a little sensitiveeee.

P, pace. 

any pace. but he doesn’t do those bunny strokes. his favorite pace to go is slow and sensual. rolling his hips into yours. thrusting slowly and dragging his dick against your walls so you could feel all of it. something about your face contorting with pleasure makes his dick twitch.

Q, quickie.

i mean, he’ll only do a quickie if he’s really needy and needs to get his dick down quick. other than that i feel like he doesn’t care for them that much.

R, risk.

look. the riskiest shit he will do is probably fucking in a dressing room or some shit. but when everyone looks at y’all when you come out just know he never doing public sex again.

S, stamina. 

eren can go about 4-5 rounds before tapping out. but he does love some overstimulation so he might just go over the edge. something about the way his muscles tense up, drool slips past his lips, and eyes roll back makes you even want to keep going.

T, toys. 

only toy he would go near is a fleshlight. but he wouldn’t use it that much because you feel much better. and honestly he would not buy no toys except a vibrator for you.

“i don’t got a lot of money to be spending it on some damn toys. you got my fingers so we could make it work,”

U, unfair.

yea. he can be a little snarky sometimes so he’ll edge you for a bit. but, his fingers or tongue would get tired and then he’d let you cum.

if you’re being unfair to him just know his voice will probably go up a whole octave while he whines. it’s cute asf though.

V, volume. 

eren is not that loud. he’ll probably just moan in your ear because he finds his own sounds embarrassing. but when he does make sounds it’s like angel singing. soft moans and tiny whimpers. maybe a few groans.

W, wild card.

(skipping this one, my mind ain’t being creative rn 😂☝️)

X, x-ray.

eren’s packing. 7 inches, girthy. mauve tip with a tan base. he is cut and most definitely has hair as we all know.

Y, yearning.

eren’s sex drive isn’t that high. but if you want it he’ll give it to you 85% of the time.

Z, zzz.

for like 30 minutes he’ll probably be watching tv or like making sure you’re okay. he’ll be in the middle of telling a story and then he’ll doze off and not wake up until morning.

“yeah. so then armin and i went to the- *loud ass snoring*”

XRCS 2023

[11x13kyle]

limited edition photos of me modeling the zazzle fireside hat while flouride staring at the camera because i’m really focused on holding my phone backwards

[chimpanzeedotcom]

the freaky farter with a flouride stare

Why don’t we all just kill ourselves

[downwithpeople]

being an opening act is such a thankless fucking job. if i was opening for a band and i saw the same arms crossed flouride stare shit i saw last night i'd just jump into the crowd and stab people

[winterwump]

Jiho Ramblings

🚨Spoilers🚨

I was talking with my sister recently about Jiho cuz I’ve been trying to reread Lookism in its entirety (so far)

And the sequence of events that led up to Jiho’s death feels like one of those dreams where everyone hates you. Like this mf was burned, pissed on, and told that he was crazy (I mean he was tweakin but he was right about Danny having 2 bodies so idkidk)

You know how in nightmares when you try to ask for help and ppl in the dream either don’t help you or go “????” When you speak to them? Well that’s what Jiho’s last interaction with Jake was like!!!

It’s so…scary(?) and generally unsettling to see Jiho frantically trying to explain himself and Jake is giving him a flouride stare and is like “Let’s get this mf to a hospital”

I could be remembering all of this wrong but damn. I just had to get this out of my head. BYE!!

[tiredandjaded]

when they hit you with that flouride hinamizawa stare

[tipsy3695kiss]

job search flop af. thought i had one cuz at the interview he was like. ok ill send you the schedule tomorrow. and then today hes like oh we found someone we worked with before. k. and then had aesop interview today jdhsjsjxudbd. and slayed conceptually mais ma francais est mauvais parce que je suis en train d’apprendre et j’ai flouride stare when spoken to. fail but also not even cope i realized in there i actually hate aesop smell now that the novelty has worn off and you are actually supposed to be washing and lathering and lotioning the hands of strangers on a regular basis and my autistic ass cannot.

[andreablog2]

The franco semiotician stare is worse than the flouride stare.

[201xs]

i kinda wish i kept more things about me under wraps sometimes when it comes to normal people i know from outside the computer because it is an extremely strange feeling to be watching ok ko in the living room with your family members and they all give you the flouride stare whenever the red robot guy appears on screen

[911boofer]

what da hell. why were my eyes like that. why did i find the messiest part of the room i was in for this selfie. it's giving flouride stare