#fnaf trailer

[juniperandthistle]

[theartlockerlocked]

"He had a nightmare."

[jiabeewrites]

so this is what i've gathered from the memes and tumblr posts:

(please do not take this as 100% accurate. it's probably only like 78% accurate)

TITANIC II:

a few billionaires + a 19 year old + one other person(?) went into a "submarine" that wasn't actually a submarine

it was controlled by a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER

and they were supposed to explore the titanic

and the submarine thingie didn't actually work and they KNEW THAT before getting on

and it imploded

and they all died

the only person anyone has sympathy for is the 19 year old bc he didn't wanna go on but wanted to make his dad happy

also celine dion is trending lmao

and fanfic is being written for the submarine (im slightly concerned)

oh and the company who made the submarine is called oceangate

this link. that's it, that's the addition.

oh yeah and @hkayakh said that a documentary is being made about this???

RUSSIA:

there's a coup

and there's basically a civil war

and the person in charge of the coup said that he's trying to topple russia's military leaders

and ukraine just took back some of their land

also the troops stopped for coffee before fighting

important addition by @chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet: the rogue battalion that rebelled against Putin is a private paramilitary organization called Wagner’s Group which has been linked to far-right extremism and neo-nazism

GREECE:

the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate (according to @socialist-microwave-laser, please go check this post for more info)

so yeah fuck capitalism actually

THE STOCK MARKET???:

logitech is NOT suing oceangate, that was a fake post

EXTRA SHIT:

andrew tate is being charged for rape and human trafficking

and apparently elon musk challenged mark zuckerberg to a jiu jitsu cage fight

and andrew tate offered to coach elon musk

the season finale of helluva boss came out!!! (s1e8)

the season finale of helluva boss is coming out only right now because of some legal issues that vivsiepop + spindlehorse had. i think it had something to do with working with kesha and her label

FNAF TRAILER JUST DROPPED

yeah the world just decided to speedrun history today

(pls tell me if there's anything to add to this in the replies!!!)

[saltyandred]

Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s gonna beat the shit out of you

[pornbotsfuckoff]

My favorite thing about these fnaf trailers so far is that William has gotten like no screen time, and now we’ve seen him using a fake name. Which to me implies that they’re pulling a silver eyes and he’s intended to be a twist villain. But we all already know it’s him. Which is hilarious.

[scribbles-ink]

so bECAUSE OF THE FNAF MOVIE TRAILER DROPPING I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID FNAF AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT'S OUT???” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SCOTT CAWTHON UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[possiblyawesometmblr]

[ohno-the-sun]

I love him so much my booooooooy

I’m so happy to see him again literally shaking and crying

He’s saying hi 😭😭😭😭😭

[nerbqt]

[lucdoodle]

that was my first thought when i saw this part of the trailer XD

[robin-munson]

me bc the fnaf trailer came out

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

literally no one:

me immediately after seeing the one single frame of the fnaf trailer that showed matthew lillard as william afton:

[midnights-dragon]

GHOSTFACE REFERENCE IN THE NEW FNAF TRAILER???? AND ITS SPRINGTRAP??????!!! !!1??1!1?/!28:9.o’.’zmma

[colaghost]

“Piece a cake really” just as we saw somebody get mauled to death by a rabid robotic cupcake

[lyrajellycat]

william afton's awkward little "yes" on the phone to mike is so real of him because i too have social anxiety and like the colour purple

[sapphire600]

No, because William better pull off a “No, I am your father.” To Michael