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daughterovmary · 1 year
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anyone here listen to agalloch 🥺 i think they are so cool
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optiwashere · 7 months
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Archspire touring this year? Alongside Aborted? There's few shows where I've immediately bought tickets quite like that lmao.
Also, Friday's new releases were kinda sick ngl.
I love the "completely random discovery" part of new music. Sometimes you find a band that just flew under your radar for no reason.
Doomy, folky band called Isenordal released a new album and it's just fucking incredible? Melancholic, dark, emotionally raw. Melodic and depressing. Almost funeral doom in its pacing but with bursts of melodic black metal AKA fuckin' made specifically For Me. Definitely found new writing music with this one. The clean bridge in "A Moment Approaches Eternity?" Literally all of "Await Me, Ultima Thule?" The ethereal title track? Every track is incredible, 11+ minute songs have never felt so brief. Also, the 2CD physical copy comes with a narrative essay about the concept of the album??? How can a band be so for me and yet I've only heard of them now?
Skeletal Remains is the best death metal a girl could ask for 💜 Ending the album on a Hate Eternal cover 💜💜💜 It feels good to hear death metal so clearly inspired by F/G-era Morbid Angel without the absolutely tragic snare sound of the G album. Incredible follow-up to their 2020 album (that also rules btw)
Fun grimy death-doom from the fantastically named Slimelord. This time with an album title referencing a fungal disease found in frogs (???) and the album starts off with a highly reverberated, atmospheric sample of layered geese and gull sounds (?????)
On another note, the new Midnight is fine, nice and punky. I feel like he's been spinning his wheels for the last few albums though. Live shows still fuck either way, so I'm probably gonna see them live when they swing around here next time lol.
I have to wait to get the new Spit On Your Grave because I can only buy it from their label in Mexico. Zero presence around this album at all, and it's very odd. Maybe it's getting a wider release with the independent release on the 30th, IDK.
Also, new Ulcerate this year? Which means possibly Ulcerate tour this year? What pact did I unwittingly sign to deserve this?
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ardl · 1 year
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yo ardl I’m trying to get back into metal in general and you are top metal poster. Would you drop like a top 5 black metal albums to check out? no pressure or rush
ye i can do that, im usually more biased towards proggy black metal these days but theres some rough shit i still like so itll be a bit of both kinds.
ulver - nattens madrigal, this is one of my favorites to come out of the 90s. the riffs are gas the sound is nasty real cult shit.
bathory - under the sign of the black mark, fuckin classic. near perfect album. like the blueprint for early black metal afaik. blazin riffs real raw.
for some more modern black metal bands, batushka - litourgiya, real real real good stuff goin on in this one. it takes a lot from eastern orthodox christianity aesthetically and really runs w/ it in a neat way. got some orthodox chants and hot damn its sick as fuck. like holy shit it goes so fucking hard.
panopticon - kentucky, coal minin appalachian folk inspired black metal, black metal & pagan inspired folk music fusions are pretty common and theres some groups that have done it real well[agalloch is probably the most well known of them?], but workin songs & black metal isnt somethin ive seen a ton of. the structure of the album is a bit typical of modern proggy black metal, soft song harsh song repeat, but the spoken word sections hold it together and tie the softer folkier parts into the harsh sections thematically.
bosse-de-nage - III, actually kind of interesting lyrics & structure of their delivery, which is weird for a black metal project. another more progressive black metal band, it takes some cues from post metal as far as structure of the songs & like the dynamic contour of the songs as a whole. their whole discog is like laser focused on like exactly what i like in harsh music.
honorable mentions: agalloch - pale folklore, real good. kinda goofy folky type of thing. fuckin loved this album in high school but it doesnt hit like it used to, probably bc of how many times i listened to it. ashes against the grain is also real good but not rly black metal.
amesouers - self titled, real good another blackgazey thing but not super black metally. neige from alcests side project but i like it more than most of alcest. alcest pretty much started blackgaze iirc?
thurm - self titled, real good, havent listened to it enough to say a ton. some type of blackened death or somethin idk its real fuckin good.
last one, feminazghul - no dawn for men. it has an accordion. and a violin. folky for sure. pretty new to me so i dont have much to say abt it.
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rayegunn · 3 years
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Thor Playlist
So, something I like to do sometimes is create playlists for things i am reading/watching. It's mostly for myself, it's just a way for me to force myself out of ruts where i listen to the same thing over and over, as i go searching for the perfect song. Either from new stuff i find, or old favorites i haven't thought to play in a while. It also forces me to pay attention to the lyrics, since i have a bad habit of tuning out the words. The playlists usually kinda fizzle out after a while, but I made one for the Thor and Loki comics, and it really lent itself to my tastes, cus Cates' run in particular is metal as fuck, and also deals with some themes that have some good songs to represent them.
Anyway, what I am trying to say, is, I gave it a complete listen, and... I like it. It came out particularly well, and is still going strong. Figured I would share it. I usually make the playlists on Youtube, because I just use Youtube a lot, and I like seeing the videos, if a song has them. But a friend wanted to listen on a drive, so I made a copy of the Cates section on Spotify.
So here is the playlist
- Youtube
- Spotify
Just be forewarned, it got quite lengthy, and I do tend to like my music on the heavier side. I like metal, so there is a lot of it there. I am also a child of the 90s, that is my nostalgia zone, so the 90s finds its way in there on the regular, and when the story was focusing on feelings of nostalgia, oh, you better believe I went full on 90s. I try to be open minded, though, and do like other types of music, so there s some more pop type stuff, and also I do really like some singer-songwriter/folk type stuff, so a bunch of that in there... but just saying, if you are looking for something full of radio friendly pop or hip-hop, you won't find it here. It's generally dark, heavy, sludgy, sometimes proggy, sometimes folky, and frequently has growled vocals. If you're not into that, it may not be for you. But I think it would be cool if you gave it a chance, even if you're not, you might be surprised.
Also, a note about the Youtube playlist, as mentioned it has songs at the beginning the Spotify one lacks, because I have the Kibblesmith Loki run and some WotR at the beginning on Youtube, while Spotify is just Donny Cates run. If you want to start with the Cates stuff on Youtube, just go to Legend of the King by Avatar. Also, youtube is sort of where i put it together, so it has a bunch at the end that are just me taking some guesses on where things are headed, and saving some songs for future use. So the end bit, (after Closing time as i write this but that will shift) is all jumbled and has a bunch of stuff likely to be cut later if i don't find a use for it.
But yeah, last week, I went to add songs for the most recent issue, before the next issue came out, and.... things snowballed. The playlist originally had a bunch of stuff like Aaron's King Thor mini, and the Valkyrie stuff, but decided there was no thread running through those to the newer stuff, so I cut a bunch of those songs, and moved some of them to the Black Winter section, because I decided I didn't have enough for the Black Winter arc, and several of those songs actually fit really well. I kept the Loki solo and the end of WotR on the Youtube version though, because there is a thread connecting those to the current arc. So yeah, though technically this is supposed to be a thing where i add a few songs every time a new issue hits, I ended up doing a complete overhaul of Cates run, and i think that's why it ended up hanging together as well as it did. But it is still being tweaked. I think it's pretty much done for now, but the last couple days I've found myself slipping in or removing a song here and there, and that will likely continue for a while. and, of course, every time there is a new issue, I will add new songs.
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LINDSAY SCHOOLCRAFT – An Interview with the Artist
Hi Lindsay, welcome to Femme Metal Webzine, how are you and how life is treating you right now?
I’m good, thank you. Life is going pretty well. Really really well, actually.
The last time I interviewed you was back with Mary and the Black Lamb, we can totally affirm that a lot of water is passed under the bridge, so, considering that this band is part of your musical background, how Mary and the Black Lamb show up in your debut full-length “Martyr”?
Oh my gosh! [Laughs] Wow, what? It has been 11 years since we released the album “The City Sleeps”. Unfortunately, Mary and the Black Lamb is no longer a band and that is ok. But it’s just crazy to look back and think about it. When I came to that project, I was one of the main songwriters and I was writing “Martyr” as a solo artist and I felt that the song “Stranger” from Mary and the Black Lamb would fit the sound of this album. So, that song was written between me and the keyboard player Matt Kelley  and I got his permission, of course I treated him really fair and I made sure that he received his royalties. We went ahead and we brought it to Rocky and my producer Tyler and we just worked on it. I’m so happy how it did come out and so, it’s Matt. I’ve been slowly pushing to my solo album and I think it will be the last album on which I’ll do recreation of old songs but I want to do songs like “Stay Away” because I really love it. However, I’ll try and if it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. I’ll take maybe two more songs from Mary and the Black Lamb because I feel like those songs deserve an update and it might work very well and if they don’t work, it’s ok. At least, I can say to myself that I did try. My songs are like my babies and I always feel like they deserve a fair chance, you know? [laughs] And they have to grow up with me [laughs].
So, we have talked about Mary and the Black Lamb and I’m gonna focus on the production of your debut album “Martyr”: how was it? When did you start collecting the first ideas and planning for it?
Oh man, well, we actually started making it without a plan. Unfortunately, next time we will have it and everything started at the beginning of June 2016 when Rocky Gray contacted me with the serious intent to collaborate together. So, we worked on the first two songs: the first was The Cure‘s cover of b and it did turn out really good, we are really proud of it and then  “Warn Me” and “Remember” followed. Back than, both songs sounded quite differently from now. At the beginning, they were just simple ideas but I like that because Rocky sends it like that  and then, you have room to build the melody and the lyrics. I love working with him and he’s on board for the next album too, which is good. In the end, there was no plan and we kept on writing together and then I took my old phone into the night from my first DP. At one point, probably at the end of 2017, we had 17 songs and we took the decision to stop because it turned out to be too much and we had just to pick 13 songs which includes 2 bonus tracks and went ahead to finish this album. It was intense because there were other people involved like Spencer Creaghan who played the strings and also, he wrote the strings sections for songs that may or may not be on the album. We didn’t want to waste anyone’s time cuz’ we are all very busy people. So, at the end we strategically decided to adapt everything and finish with the guest vocals on which different singers have participated. That was it. It was concluded and mastered at the beginning of 2018 but due to my commitments with Cradle of Filth and not finding a record label, there are a lot of delays. It’s fine because I make it work anyway. However, it was a long process and I’m hoping that, for the next album it won’t be long as between the beginning (the production). I think this time we’ll have a clear plan and we’ll just focus on the 13 songs that we have and just that. For sure, we won’t waste any time and it was a big learning curve for me, for my producer Tyler and all my team. Now that we know how we work together, we also have a system and it should not go as long as before.
You have been recently nominated as a Juno Award artist. How does it feel to have reached such a milestone? And how this event will reflect on you and your music?
It’s a dream come true. I was not expecting it. I didn’t know that was going to happen but it did and when I found out, I just couldn’t stop crying. I was so happy, I’ve been through a lot in the past months. Not necessarily good things, that’s ok, they come and go and when this happened, it was such a huge honour because I had been dreaming of it since I was a teenager. I didn’t want to win but just get a nomination and the fact that happened is totally unreal to me.
Beside being an amazing vocalist, you are also an amazing harpist. Now, I would like to focus on your musical background: considering that you enrolled at the Royal Academy, how much did your academic upbringing impact your music?
I started singing when I was a little kid and a big influence on me was Disney, well a 90s child that is going to happen and I was also singing in a choir at school. The first time I learned about harmony was very interesting and I was such a young child. I didn’t start taking serious music until High School and at the time, I was in a punk band and I was taking bass lessons and singing too, even if not so very well. Then, I decided at the age of 21 to start taking music seriously and that when I found about the Royal Conservatory of Music where I went studying classical piano, classical voice and I was learning my theory and I did for about 3 – 4 years while in the meantime I reached a certain level. After, I was considering the option of going back to University at the age of 25, though I did my final application when I was 26. I got into University and I did my first semester and I was chosen for the minor “Classical composition and conducting for orchestra” and my major was “Opera Singing” but it got cut short because I was called by Cradle of Filth. Eventually, one day I may go back to my education. Nevertheless, for now, I’m taking the time to learn the harp from a few people and I would love to go back to study theory. On the other hand, the business and other things in my life have been very intense. I’m on the right path, so, once business is settled maybe I’ll come back to learn more about theory which I would love to do. It’s still a goal of mine in life.
“Martyr” was released via Cyber Proxy Independent. Does it have to be considered your own imprint or are you taking in consideration other external deals?
So, it’s my own little record label composed by me and my laptop in my corner of my room. [Laughs] it’s nothing crazier, still it feels nice that I have that. The reason that happened was because there were a lot of things I was going through like getting distribution, getting the CDs in the European and North American stores, filing the royalties and there’s even more that I do independently with my assistant. All these actions justified a label’s name, so we did come that. Actually, the origin of the name is due to the fact I’m a huge fan of cyberpunk and my favourite anime is Ergo Proxy. I know, the name was just last-minute and we didn’t put a lot of thought into it [laughs] and we just made up the name. Simply, that was it. We were kinda like “We’re Cyber Proxy Independent which is literally me and my assistant in my bedroom named after all my favourite anime” and we just kept going and that’s that. Anyway, it’s just a name in order that people have something to refer to my music, I guess.
You know, if we talk about distribution and licensing, will you consider some external deals?
Yes, what I have to do is that I have to wait until the end of Juno‘s because with a nomination there’s a lot of opportunities for me of which I’m very happy. For example, I have a better chance to have my music featured in movies and TV and it does represent one of my biggest dreams and I would love to do that. Whoever if I win, I don’t care if I win or not, if Kobra and the Lotus, if The Agonist or The Striker and the Single Mother, I’m happy for whoever wins. I’ve always kept the attitude that in the heavy metal world community we always support each other. If I win, owning the title completely changes everything and I’ll have increased opportunity to reach out to a wide audience. In the end, I’m just waiting to see what happens and I’m just being smart.
I think that being appointed just a nominee changes because the name is out, they know how you are and people start raising their heads…
Oh yeah, Canada is a big deal and because of that I gained a few fans. It’s crazy.
Yeah, I know because at the time back in the 80s artists like Alannah Myles, Rush, Autograph and Bryan Adams…
Oh, I love Alannah! Yeah, oh man, I don’t know if Bryan Adams‘s gonna be there and I hope, he’s and I would love to meet him. I hope that Billie Eilish and The Weeknd show up because I love them both. It’s crazy. it’s just crazy. So, this year at the Juno’s is the 49th edition and Jenn Arden, who has been an huge influence on me as a singer-songwriter, of course she’s one of those dark folky types of music really famous in Canada, she’s getting inducted in the Canadian Music Hall of Fame and that’s simply huge. Also, the Canadian musical legend Ann Murray is getting inducted. I think my dad is more excited for that than I am [laughs]. Well, my dad has met Jenn Arden and I really hope to meet her too. There are a lot of women in the Canadian music industry like Sarah McLachlan, Avril Lavigne, Chantal Kreviazuk. They all proved to be such an inspiration that they pushed me forward towards my artistic percorse as a singer-songwriter. Even if it was a bit stressful to get ready with the outfit for the red carpet, I’m just so honoured. We’ll make it there and we’ll make it work. [Laughs]
We know that we have recently split up with Cradle of Filth and the intent of this question isn’t delving into the situation, per se but what did you learn about this experience and how did you improve you as an artist?
What I’ve learned while I was in Cradle of Filth is that it totally pushed me on a more professional level when it comes to handling the touring and the business side of things. It was an amazing opportunity and I’m so grateful that it did happen. I still have so much love and respect the band and the boys. You know, we’re still friends and it’s good. On a final note, it taught me which are my strengths and my weaknesses, so in this case I know where I should improve. Unfortunately, it’s not an easy industry and in my case I’m very lucky because I have a group of good friends who are in the industry and we all understand what’s going on. Although, when it comes to mental health in this industry, I don’t think there’s enough support and respect towards people who suffer from it. Sadly, this industry has taught me too, whatever the situation a lot of good things happened and one of them for sure is to live honestly, to live the truth and to be truthful to what I believe in and to what I want to put into the world. I think I’m ok and I’m grateful for that experience, so to say.
Now all this mental health issue raises a question: in which way, we can start spreading awareness in this industry? Because you know I like writing, I like doing interviews and both you and me, we share a similar history. From an artistic point of view, what can we do?
What we can do is be kinder to each other and when a person in a band, in a community is suffering, it’s nice to reach out and support one another. I think it’s something that can save lives by acknowledging that we are only humans and we are not money music machines. We’re not robots and recognizing that comprehension when we reach a limit because you have been working too hard and you need a break is important. Nowadays, we live in a period and age where there are a lot of expectations towards the touring musicians and where it is required to hold from 3 to 5 different job titles. It’s not healthy and it’s not fair. Fine, it saves money and in the beginning, you have to do it for a few years after that, please consider the mental health and wellbeing of the other band members too because if you don’t start hiring people for these positions, there’s an enormous chance for a burn out. It’s a terrible experience and lately, it comes down to respect and kindness. Naturally, this industry is stressful but we are all in it together and we should all take care of each other. If we lose that idea, we just lose one another.
It sounds really good but tangibly speaking, what can we do for example starting spreading information? It’s something that is really interesting but how can we be much more proactive towards it?
There’s now a hotline for musicians in the United Kingdom where they call in if they’re having mental health problems. I think we need more support like that. Recently, I have read this article about this girl that is actively fighting for women’s equality at Download when it comes to the woman being on the stage and I don’t necessarily think that is needed because there are plenty of women working there. However, what is really needed for example is having a tent in the backstage where women can go when they don’t feel safe or what we should have access to is counselling. I think festivals should start offering a private tent with counselling and if someone needs to go talk about their problems, grieve, cry or have a safe space. Surely, that would make the biggest difference and save lives because touring is not so easy. You miss weddings, you miss funerals and there’s so much that happens to touring musicians and they are just expected to suck it up, carry on and deal with it. It’s wrong because it’s time to start providing more services to musicians to have a place to go. It’s time to put the business aside and acknowledge their feelings. It’s time to be heard and know that they are cared about, all this will make a huge difference.
Well, it’s something interesting, if you ask me, we can join forces together and see if that can work out because it’s something that no one has ever thought about and I find quite frustrating…
I agree. We have lost so many lives lately in the metal community. Some due to health and some other due to some related circumstances, but part of it is because of the drug and alcohol abuse to numb the pain while you have to work. I think if we just start to be kinder and respectful to one another while we set in motion to help everyone’s suffering, we can save a lot of lives so they don’t continue down the dark path and they don’t feel unseen and unheard. I bet what don’t have that this possible to achieve.
This was a complicated question and it does make it difficult to change topic. However, I had a question about your upcoming project Antiqva with Ne Obliscaris‘s Xenoyr. How did it come together and which are the latest updates?
Oh man, that was a drunk decision [laughs]. In 2015, we started to talk about the fact that I would like to do something musically different that wasn’t neither Ne Obliscaris nor Cradle of Filth. But, however something along the lines of traditional black metal that meets the classical sound with strings, choirs and Gregorian chantries. Oh my god, the whole massive idea and I was already composing some stuff which at the end it wouldn’t work out for Cradle of Filth at all. He is just Mr.Darkness like Dark Aestical all the time, always incredibly writing poetry into his lyrics, he’s such a creative source. Definitely, he’s one of my muses. We have just started working on things. Oh man, when I wrote these first demoes, I sent them straight away even though they were so bad. At the time, I was just working with what I had and now, it turned into such a massive project. I’m very grateful because the relationship that I have with the other two songwriters Justine Ethier  which she plays drums and we collaborate together on the orchestrations; and Fabian who’s known as Urzom from Negator which he plays the guitar and he collaborated on the writing and arrangements). Between the three of us, we have such a deep connection and friendship. It’s such a beautiful experience and I never really believed in the spiritual aspect of that gathering together and having the magic among other musicians when you write, however, we have definitely that. It’s really amazing and I feel really grateful to have that. Instead about the latest updates, It’s going good and we have to finish writing a few more songs to have a full album . Then, we are going into the studio in April to record the first single and all this, it’s just for getting the things started which is exciting. I’m really looking forward to it, I love the single, I love the songs we chose. The fans are already excited even though they have listened to anything and they have so much faith in us. I know what I want and I already have the ideas quite clear about the whole plan. It’s good that we’re starting with one song and surely, we will be included on the new album. By then I hope to have more funding to record a live string section and hire the required musicians. We’re just so excited and it has been challenging ‘cuz all the members all over the world and we have to keep up on communication and organisation. We do that very well and of course, they have me and Cyber Proxy. Now that I have established this label, I’ll take care of this band in the best way possible through the help of my team too. I think Antiqva has a good start and I’m happy for that opportunity. I love everyone in the band and I love working with them. They are so talented and they are such good people. So, I think that hopefully by 2022 all the engines will be set in motion for the album and playing festivals, everything depends on how quickly we get through the single [laughs]. But, I don’t wanna rush it, it’s a project of passion, it’s definitely a calling in life. I love doing my solo work, I’m so proud of it and whatever comes from “Murder” I enjoyed. It’s like my baby, my first child while with Antiqva is something that I wanted to do since I was a little kid because at the time I used to write classical music in my head but I didn’t have neither the knowledge nor the tools on how to translate out my mind in a tangible way. Now, I do and I have so much dark classical music in my head that I just want to give to the world. I think we are doing an OK job because I showed to some friends what we have written and they just burst into tears. So far so good but it’s a very slow process and I don’t like how slow it is. I feel like I’m waiting and waiting but I have definitely taken the initiative with the band to super plan our future and to do the best in keeping up with the tour deadlines and to take care of one another. You know, we have been all through a hard time in the industry and we’re not treated very well. This band also represents a brand new start because we’ll set our boundaries and we’ll get treated in the way we deserve. We’ll always try to take care of eachother and always do that, I love this because that can be a huge motivation for longevity with this project. You know, I’m approaching all this with a lot of optimism and positivity, even though I know that a black metal is about [laughs].
My last question is about your next plans: in order to promote your solo album, do you have any concert planned for 2020?
So, the problem is that touring these days is very expensive and it costs a lot of money. We’ve been trying to get some opportunities but how much it costs to go, it’s an insane amount of money and as a record label, I’m trying to be realistic about finances. However, it has been an opportunity for me to tour with just my harp and I love doing those harp tours and those acoustic tours because they are my favourite. I’ll announce some information on that later while right now, what I’m doing is celebrating my 10th as a solo artist by recording an ambient harp album and with that I’ll cover my entire catalog. I’m aiming to release this special full-length this summer. I’m looking forward to it, it will be a little different and it’s not gonna be like on “Murder” on which I dedicated a lot of promotion and I featured a lot of extras. It’ll be quite a soft launch and it’s something I want to do for my fans. Then, from there we’ll start working on the second album, there’s no schedule or deadline for that. But, I think once we dedicate the right amount of time, it’ll go very quickly because a lot of the music has already been composed. So, I have just to fix some lyrics and change some parts in the songs. It’s gonna be amazing because I’ll work with my team again, they are such talented and fun people. Also, I brought with me my guitarist Cody Johnston because it’s a really good songwriter and hopefully, he’ll have much more space on the album. Once again it will be a big project but we’ll start before Christmas. More than anything, the focus of this year is to make myself happy and take care of my health which so far, it’s going good. I just hope to continue.
This was my last question. Please be free to say hi your fans and our readers. Lindsay, I really thank you for this interview. It was a real pleasure. This is your space.
Thank you. That’s amazing that you gave me my first writing job in the industry. How long was that? Maybe 12 years ago and I thank you, because it all started with you, thank you I found my way to Eve’s Apple, because of Eve’s Apple I found my way in Cradle of Filth. You have been so supportive of my career from day 1. Thank you to you and Femme Metal Webzine. Also, I would like to send you a quick thank you to my team that helped you to launch my album. Last but not the least, I want to say thank you to my FANS who didn’t give up on me and they are still supporting my career despite my departure from Cradle of Filth. The fact that people want to stick around and see what I’ll do next that just means so much and I’ll promise that I’ll work very hard and I won’t let you down.
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brainlaxies · 7 years
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Grassy Pavement
I started writing this story while sleeping and living out the back of my jeep, traveling the west coast. In a way it's what I wished would of happened. With hints of past traveling memories and some scenarios I have seen in my minds eye. Enjoy!
Grassy Pavement 1
Stars were glimmering before me like blinking Christmas lights on a plastic, used up old tree. The amount of stars slowly started to vanish before me. At the same time the warm air was getting a lot colder. As the last star faded away I rubbed my eyes. Opening them only to notice that my focus was on a black tile on the ceiling. Surrounding me was four yellow walls and a tiny pink door. The floor And ceiling were both covered in white And black checkered tiles. My boots echoed as they tapped on the floor and in a instant I felt a vibration run thru them up to my spine. The rusty And metallic chair that I was sitting on fell to the floor, jittering as I stood up. The vibrations grew stronger, like a roaring engine sound. All this happened as the tiny pink door was glowing and a light shimmered from the sides casting my shadow in all directions. My instincts controlled my muscles at this point, as I noticed I was on all fours crawling to the tiny pink door. The hairs on my arm stood straight as I reached out for the door knob. A blinding light engulfed me, along with warm air again. I rose up and looked out my car window and noticed a pink semi truck riding into the horizon. I ran my fingers thru my sideburns & up to my temple and messaged it a bit. Strange dream.
The beer can on the floor still had moisture around it and I picked it up to polish off the rest of the semi warm pee it tasted like And lit up a cigarette. My journey felt like it was ending when in truth it was only beginning. I hopped out the back and looked around the strange orange dessert environment, the only thing pleasant being the clay like rest area I was stopped at covered with cactus and strange plants. This was a alien like place and I had to get out. My cigarette was almost done as I turned the keys to the burgundy station wagon that I placed myself in. A cute girl was near the exit of the rest area. I could vaguely see her but noticed blonde hair and black hip hugging shorts and what seemed to be boots. Fucking boots, in the desert. My interest was peeked as I turned the volume down. What a shame too because it was my favorite Minor Threat song. Seeing Red.
The dust settled as my passenger window rolled down. The blonde 5 something girl lowered her eyes to my level only to remind me of home. Her eyes were a bright green. A color I missed far to much out here in the desert.
"Where you headed too?" I asked
She looked at the road over her right shoulder and then glanced at me. At that very moment a car passed by and her hair blew her hair awkwardly upwards like a cow just licked the side of her face. "Anywhere but here"
I chuckled and gave her the hand gesture that anyone gives to tell some one to get in the dAmn car and lit a cigarette as the weight on my right foot acknowledged gravity and off we go. The passenger door closed on its own and the girl was shocked and looked over her left shoulder only to get smoke blown in her face. "Got a extra cig?" I shook my head no and pointed at the pack on the dashboard " I don't have any extra but feel free to have one" she grabbed one out the wrinkled up box and placed one on her cracked lips and lit it up, face hugging the front of the interior of the car. She must of liked what she heard being so close to the speakers because she turned the volume up and leaned the chair back some to stare out the window. It was some folky tune I must of put on my phone a long time ago but I didn't mind. Her hair didn't look so bad now, and it almost blended in with this desert environment bleeding thru the windowless window she was leaning out of. "If your thirsty there's beer in the back, I wouldn't mind one ethier" She leaned over the seat to grab two beers. Her legs were gorgeous despite the few scuffs and dirt splotches that covered them. "What's your name?" I asked as she cracked one open and pAssed it to me. "Most people call me Stereo" I let the cold beer fall down my gullet and licked my lips. "Stereo eh, creative, whys that" " well most party's I go to I end up fucking up something with the stereo, aux cord, the tape player screws up, or I punch the speakers sooooo my friends always introduced me to people at parties as Stereo. Kind a fore shadowing I guess" "hah!" I turned down the volume and glanced over at her " well these don't go to eleven okay" she giggled some and took a sip of her beer. It was a two lane highway and it was getting kinda bumpy and every so often you would see 66 on the road. Strange place this was. " whAt about you?? What's your name?" "pebbles" "Pebbles!!" She spit her beer out some " that sucks why pebbles, got tiny balls!?" I sarcastically said hah and speed the car up. "Hey hey now slow down there, it was a brain fart" my foot let off the pedal some "gonna at least ask why?" She wiped off the beer spit from the front window with a old shirt from inside her back pack and tossed it on the floor, along side the rest of the trash. "Well, why??" She looked over and looked me up and down. " you don't remind me of a pebble, skinny, weird side burns and short hair, I would take you for a computer nerd kinda" "haha no it's not my looks, I use to carry dice with me everywhere and they would sound like pebbles when I walked around, plus I was pretty alright at gambling so I ended up with that name" she tilted her head up a little and went back to looking out the window. "That ain't too bad then I guess. Misfits" I looked over at her and turned the volume back up. How the hell did she her that?
The sun was going down and I only had half a tank and one more beer. The city lights were in the distance but probably a hour away and traffic was getting heavy. A exit sign near by hAd all the amenities I needed and I pulled off towards the closest gas station. Stereo was passed out at this point and my friend in the city didn't call back after I called him earlier in the morning. My thoughts were to pass out and park in a church parking lot I saw a half a mile up the street until morning and figured she wouldn't mind. There was plenty of space in the station wagon and I wanted to catch up on some reading anyway. So after buying a 6 pack and filling up the tank I drove on over to the church and parked. Maybe oh maybe we could get some free shit from these church folks in the morning.
I woke up to Stereo shaking me from the front seat " Yo pebbles" she whispered to me, but not super quietly, you could tell she was way to close to the speakers growing up. " these old birds want us to go to church, they say we need it" I looked out the window and it was a black elderly couple, the lady wearing a bright pink dress and square like white cap with pink feathers in it and the old fellow wearing a all white suit with alligator shoes and a purple tie and pink shirt on. " the way I see it now, is you folks need a helping hand and we encourage you come forth and enjoy the blessings of our lord and savior" I was rubbing my left temple again and looked over at Stereo. " why not, free bread and wine, right?" She looked at me with a grin " lets rob the wine" she whispered, and this time it really was a whisper. "Sure thing sir, we will see y'all inside" after I told them that, they waved at us with a big smile on there faces and walked to the congregation standing and talking outside. "Lets just hope there not into snakes eh? Stereo" "psssh! Whatever pebbles I've always wanted to do that!" She polished off a warm unfinished beer and threw it on the floor of the car as she jumped out. She sure did have a lot of energy, not what I was expecting but who knows how long she's been hitch hicking for. "By the way pebbles, I got a few friends in the city we can kick it with, just need to borrow your phone when we're done wrestling snakes, k" she winked at me and started stretching, I forgot her shirt was so torn up but the band name on the front was a old one. Very classic. It was ripped up to be a tank top and I could see the green bra straps that went around her ribs. She was a sight for sore eyes and it was pleasant, so was the cherry to my cigarette. I got out the car and patted the dust of my jeans before following stereo towards the church. She was waving her arms around like she was wrestling a imaginary snake. The few people of the church that saw her shook there heads and walked in, with no idea of the on coming storm that was about to beseech them.
The church exterior was a light blue clay type building with a white wooden steeple and grand wooden doors with elaborate stained glass paintings of religious type art. We stepped in and everything was white and gold. Very high ceilings with a good ole golden cross with Jesus on it in the middle. The slender rug connecting the pew to the front door was a velvet shade and we tip toed on it to the closest and emptiest sitting area. To our surprise the couple that invited us was getting up to talk and I shook my head and looked down.
The couple ranted on about past church events and also about the upcoming ones. Then they asked for all new members of the church stand. We were obviously not new members, but most certainly new. We were busy looking thru the strange assortment of religious books on the back of the pews that we noticed. Plus the microphone wasn't helping there speech to the 2 dozen people in this huge building. They finally said that they invited us and thoroughly described where we were sitting at. Me and Stereo got spooked because we heard silence and looked up to everyone staring at us. We decided to stand up and everyone clapped. While all this happened the old couple that invites us in was walking toward us to shake our hands. After all greetings were done we sat down. Stereo looked at me and nudged me on the shoulder. "This shits strange, got a cigarette?" I handed her one and she lit one up right there and then, no hesitation. The couple now sitting next to me nudged me and in response I nudged her. She blew smoke in our direction. "What?!" Everyone turned to look at us. This was going to be a strange start to my day.
A hour later we were running out the church towards the station wagon, both of us mooning the church and me holding a open bottle of sparkling grape juice. I jumped in the car and handed her the bottle and turned the ignition and drove right over the grass and sidewalk, straight to the highway. "Good thing I had some leftover vodka!" She grabbed a small flask of vodka and poured the rest into the sparkling grape juice. "Damn right! Let's get the hell out of here" she gulped up some of her newly made cocktail and put her feet out the window and started to relax. "Nothing better then loud noisy music to keep you in the now eh? That quiet harmony like shit bugs me..." "yeah" I said grabbing the bottle from her hand and taking a schwill. She turned up the volume and 108 was playing "God Talk"
We were nearing the city and it was becoming obvious. Not only was the skyline in the distance, but the amount of billboards bombarding us was increasing in numbers and in size. We started looking at them with slightly drunk but attentive eyes to spot any comical images or statements. It was nice because normally I'm just looking for the next gas station or the proper exit.
None the less we both had a good laugh at some of the billboards. After Stereo giggled at some oddity she saw on the sidewalk while we were now driving in the city, she polished off the last of her cocktail and looked over at me. "I don't know why you pulled into this part of the city, it's nothing but business n fancy shit" I nodded my head yes "true but there's a place i like a lot up here that has great rolling tobacco, hard to find and I'm over these chemical riddled smokes." She shrugged her shoulders and rubbed her belly "well I'm a bit hungry...." my stomach growled at the statement and we pulled into the closest burger joint that might have a dollar 75 cent menu. Dollar menus were a thing of the past, kinda annoying since I now had to look around my trash filled car for at least 20 mins to get the proper currency amount. None the less we did alright, she got some veggie wrap that did look really pleasant, even though in my mind it was just bagged up vegetables and cheaply made tortillas. But she enjoyed it none the less. "You know, later on there's a solid cheap local spot with pretty quality veggie sandwiches u might like" she looked up, spinach halfway hanging out her mouth n then she swiftly consumed it with some odd tongue maneuver, her eyes lit up "talking about Crescent Park Deli??" A smile was emerging. "Yup, use to know people that worked there" it was pretty cool she knew of the spot because it was tucked away in a quiet but strange part of the city. Stereo sipped up some water from this hilarious orange n blue cup with a funny whale on it. Fast food restaurants will do anything. "My friend stays 10mins away from there" she said and I finished my last chicken tender wrapped in French fries. "Sounds good then, let's make moves" I got up and watched her shove the last of the wrap in her mouth, I chuckled her face resembling a squirrel before winter. She heard the chuckle and looked at me moving her jaw slowly and gave me a small punch on the shoulder n flicked me off. It was nice she didn't get embarrassed easily. We walked off into a sea of kids and large humans and tall skinny humans and working humans all gathering to fulfill a natural need that would be fulfilled but only for a short period of time. This food held no sustance. But we still would leave smiling.
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