#fools bound

[lotus--pond]

I think fools bound becomes somehow infinitely funnier if you imagine that it periodically cuts to Quixis in the world port absolutely Losing Their Shit because what is going on, what did they do, they were just trying to fix whatever funky thing was going down in dark red and accidentally created Icecreamnado65, Raed Shadow Legends, the green wiggle, Nox Bloodborne, and some guy who keeps calling themself The Pit Man, to name just a few.

Like Icarus is pulling their hair out pacing back and forth in the air trying to contact Midas like, did this happen to you??? do you know how to fix this?? what did I even do??? help???

with everything that happens in Icarus's time as Quixis they are becoming increasingly less confident in their ability to just say "well at least I'm doing better than the last guy"

[geist-polter]

Pit man.

[connorsnothereeither]

Perhaps the cruellest joke of all in Foolsbound was all of the stupid goddamn technically difficulties I dealt with recording it-🧍

Anyway I fixed it mostly, it’s coming soon :)

[just-existing-as-you-do-blog]

Nox: I am concerned about where the rest of the puppies have come from.

Nova (with a slightly crazed smirk): Cain is STRONG!

[forest-of-sunflowers]

Wendy wiggle defender for life

[starryray7]

IT’S THE GUY

[thylovelbear]

Guys I'm watching all the pov's and I have to honestly say everything from Nox bloodborne was probably the hardest I laughed in every vod.

[atlas-s-irony]

Oh Bound SMP Tumblr do I have a story for you…

I talked with one of my friends who also watches Bound this morning and they were like did you watch the stream last night?

I was like no?! Starbound?! There was no announcement about this! And I was very bamboozled.

So for the next about four hours they GASLIT ME! So I was still thinking it was Starbound and they told me the most unhinged things that had happened.

I was so fricken confused! The details they gave me were so vague and not what I would expect to be going on until I called them out on it.

So they told me what actually happened and I laughed so hard about it.

(TY catsmeow for the emotional roller coaster)

[feralwetcat]

Headcanon that The Pit Man is agender, no gender, only dig, only pit

[sunchipss]

The not-so-funny fools bound thought is that if foolsbound!sherbert aka icecreamnate65 is the reverse of the other Sherberts, where everything is the exact opposite, this implies Raed shadow legends is the same and by the same logic hates his brother and thats why he’s not around

[justweird-kyren]

Rip Nox Bloodborne, you would have loved being the main character.

[lotus--pond]

on a related yet different point to my last post, one of the funniest parts of fools bound to me was Sherbert's chat the entire time being like:

"ICARUS WE'RE SORRY WE KEPT CALLING YOU A TWINK PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE"

"THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT FOR MAKING FUN OF ICARUS ALL THOSE TIMES"

"QUIXIS COME PICK US UP WE'RE SCARED"

"QUIXIS WE PROMISE WE'LL BE BETTER JUST LET US OUT OF THE TIME OUT CORNER PLEASE"

[connorsnothereeither]

Much like Cassandra, Wendy the Green Wiggle is actually a tortured prophet of Apollo.

In this essay I will—

[panpanix]

Welp I made things…

are they good things? Maybe?

this is my Wendy drawing I did using crayons because I thought it would be funny (the backwards E is on purpose)

and this is the emo himself

[lunar--iris]

oh icecreamnado65....you can do so much wrong, but being straight with freezers isn't one of them.

[icarus-23]

Foolsbound felt like a fever dream. It was super fun and entertaining though, love wendy, I'm glad she got to be a wiggle in the end after everything that happened.

Nox and wendy made me lose it laughing multiple times it was really fun to watch can't wait for Star Bound Smp!