#for jorgen vonstrangle...

[cubbihue]

Heyyyyy I'm fully in love with your itty bittys au. The name, the concept, the art etc. But you might want to change the name because apparently "itty bittys" is the tag for small breasts. You could imagine looking for fan art of a children's show and getting bombarded with nudes is a little startling.

(Btw I love your overly affectionate uncle jorgon so much! May we have some more of jorgon just being affectionate and silly?)

ITS A TAG FOR WHAT. HUH. WHAT. OUGH.

This knowledge has haunted me for weeks. Ever since I got this ask. It’s too late to fix that now. They’re just. Itty Bitty for me :(

ANYWAYS!!!! Jorgen!!! Jorgen loves his nephews. They like being launched from his biceps when he flexed them. Or, well, Timmy likes being launched. Peri, not so much. But Peri’s NOT a crybaby about it!!! He’s being VERY very brave!!!!

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[choppedcowboydinosaur]

I never thought I'd see a chad/soyjak meme of Fairly Odd Parents but here we are.

Does this mean Jorgen Vonstrangle would be the gigachad?

[kichimiangra]

I dunno if I've ever posted this or if it has just sat for years rent free in my head but that season of fairly odd parents where they added the little Mary sue girl who now has to share Timmy's fairies because theres a fairy shortage?

This shoulda just been a spinoff. Like leave the initial introduction of Chloe as a character having to share Timmy's fairies as a FoP special, but change the ending so that at the end Timmy no longer has to share his fairies and Chloe is instead assigned to the one fairy that's too rough to hold onto any kid for longer than 30 seconds, Jorgen VonStrangle.

Now allow it to be a complete spin off. Timmy can be there as a recurring background character and friend to Chloe but for the most part this is a spinoff about Chloe and Jorgen. Switch up Chloe to instead of being so perfect that shit hits the fan for her and more about a privileged girl who's desperate to make the world a better place but the lessons she has to learn is that there are often baby steps to take to improve the world and just wishing for something, and also learning that she wont always have a fairy to wish things better. Give some flaws to roll with and a devilish streak on rare occassion and send her on her way.

Take Jorgen who wants to watch the world burn and stay strictly to da rules and make him frustrated to have this little ball of sunshine as a kid who insists that smiles and good vibes are all you need to save the world and have his interactions with him inevitably soften him to someone that, tho strict CAN hold onto a God child with terrifying them.

Let it be a spinoff where Chloe helps soften Jorgen, and Jorgen helps Chloe to learn what CHLOE (not magic) can do to make the world better.

Maybe it'll only run for one season, but would be fun to expand the FoP universe and give Timmy a break while developing some new side characters away from Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda.

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

Fairly OddParents

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character:

I haven’t watched since the Channel Chasers movie but I wanna say Chip Skylark

Least Favorite character:

probably the one-note bully Francis?

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

never really had a ship for this show

Character I find most attractive:

none? 

Character I would marry:

none

Character I would be best friends with:

none?

a random thought:

What does Timmy’s parents do for a living that makes them just shrug off Timmy saying “Uh, Internet?” whenever they’d question his sudden having of various things and he clearly wouldn’t’ve had the cash to purchase himself. Like, are the Turners that careless with money that they are fine with their 10-year old just buying random things on the internet? (note, that I haven’t watched the show in a long time)

An unpopular opinion:

idk

My Canon OTP:

none

My Non-canon OTP:

none

Most Badass Character:

Jorgen VonStrangle?

Most Epic Villain:

not sure

Pairing I am not a fan of:

Timmy x Tooty, I get them having a shared understanding of Vicky’s horribleness but I just never got them getting together

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Trixie Tang, they never really did anything with her nerd side after the ep that was shown

Favourite Friendship:

Chester and AJ

Character I most identify with:

none?

Character I wish I could be:

none

Please | Ask Meme

[cubbihue]

HAKDHAWBDAKWH SCREAMIGNGNGNGGGG

ASBDKS NO NO, SEE. THATS EXACTLY IT.

Timmy's. He's directly employed under Jorgen Vonstrangle. Except he's ALSO directly employed by HP. He has HP on speed dial. HP gives him all of his hardest cases, the hardest policy changes, the most difficult fairy clients. The MOMENT HP could exploit Timmy, he went and did it.

and the worst part is: Timmy's damn good at it. He's HP's most efficient Pixie.

[cubbihue]

What is Jordgen’s relationship like with Peri and Timmy? I see him as the gruff uncle who is soft with his nephews and shows up randomly to bring them presents.

Jorgen used to be very very loud with his affection! But then Wanda had enough of him breaking down their door and shaking the whole house.

He views himself as Timmy's mentor, since he helped Timmy become a Fairy and graduate Pixies School. Timmy looks up to him! That's his very powerful uncle!!!

Meanwhile Jorgen is much more softer with Peri. That's his Itty Bitty Baby Nephew Peri Weri!!! Peri loves being spoiled by Jorgen.

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[cubbihue]

How did Cosmo and Wanda catch Timmy when he was too fast?

They didn't! Jorgen did.

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[cubbihue]

If Timmy struggled with adjusting to magic because he was raised on earth, does that mean this is the reason Peri also struggles? Since in his early years he grew up on earth with his parents?

Yup! There's a multitude of reasons why Peri struggles so much, but they all lie in his origins. Peri was born from a wish! And Wishes, well. They're not meant to last long. Most wishes become unstable as the years go by, but Peri's persisted because he's an entire living being!

CosWan initially feared Peri wouldn't grow up properly, but he turned out nearly as fine as any other Fairy would! Probably!!

Growing up on Earth, being related to the VonStrangles, born from a 10 year old's wish, living past the lifespan of wishes, beyond that of humans... Each part is rather small, but when added together, it culminates into a very... very unstable baby.

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[woylvesbane]

His mane when I first bought him almost a year ago. I will start the roast by saying he looked like Jorgen VonStrangle from the Fairy Odd Parents

This is he bootiful mane now :3

If u guys promise not to get butthurt, submit a pic of your horse’s roached mane and I will tell you if it looks good or if it’s bad and I’ll put your your horse on blast and roast the shit of it.

It will be funny

[cubbihue]

Did Peri tell Timmy that he was planning to become a Fairy Godparent/that he was assigned a godkid? When we first see the fam reunite in the series, Cosmo and Wanda didn't seem to know.

Timmy had known Peri might pursue becoming a godparent, because Peri had consulted with him about career tracks!! And like. Being the only one invited to Peri's college graduation tends to give Timmy more insight than his parents. Special older brother privileges.

As for being assigned a Godkid, Timmy sorta... Stumbled into it. He found out long before Peri was told he had been given an assignment!

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[cubbihue]

In the aftermath of Peri's tantrum, the Leisure Court Fairies discovered that nearly every Pixie within close proximity of Poof were completely drained of magic.

Fairies are presumed incapable of stealing magic-- not unless they are a bonded pair, where magic is shared. Therefore, the underlying reasons remain uncertain to this day. Cosmo had been the only Fairy to remain conscious during the blast, but researchers were unable to extract much information from him.

Thankfully, all Pixies, including Timmy, made a full recovery- with all their magic intact.

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[cubbihue]

Not sure if its been answered but how did the converstion about timmy becoming a fairy went when cosmo qnd wanda told him about it?

While Cosmo and Wanda did discuss the plausibility to Timmy, it had been Jorgen who gave him the full run down. After all, it's Jorgen who has the final say on whether or not a child is taken to Fairy World. He has to weigh the risks and rewards to ensure that only the right children be taken.

Overall, Jorgen was brutally honest with Timmy. The transformation. The Changelings. The loss. Jorgen was with him every step of the way, and carefully guided him until Timmy was confident enough to make his own choice.

For this, Timmy is forever grateful to his Uncle.

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[nox-the-possum]

The Jorgen VonStrangle cosplay comes out of nowhere, and it’s probably my favorite

Cosplayer Kiera Please!

IG: kieraplease

[cubbihue]

Jorgen is in charge of many departments, with many tasks on his agenda. As the Representative of Fairies, he has to ensure every part of Fairy World runs smoothly!!! Although, as a result, department reps often have to fight each other to get his attention.

Sometimes they’ll go so far as invoke Fairy Duels just to cut in line to see him.

Head Pixie always get top priority though. Jorgen can never say no to Banana Muffins!

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[cubbihue]

So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?

Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.

So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.

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[cubbihue]

I just wanna say that I LOVEEE how you draw Jorgen Von strangle. He looks so soft and I love his pointy ears!

GUAGH!! thank you!!! Honestly, I'm a bit bummed I can't make him look more like the grandpa he is in ANW but. thast fine! Our Jorgen is very fit for his age is all.

Jorgen and Tooth Fairy are one of the oldest Fairy couples of Fairyworld!! They are part of the very few remnants of the Great Fairy Wars, but just like the others, neither are willing to talk about it.

Some Fairies say that the reason their bonds are so strong is because no one else can understand what they've went through during those dark times. Tooth says its because he makes her laugh :)

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