#for no reason

[gravtittyballs]

I spent way too long to find this screenshot but it's one of my favourite /vp/ posts ever.

[opopsums]

regarding my last post i remembered another instance of mumbo being just insanely loud

one of my favorite secret life moments 🤭

[ambipotentsbestie]

i need to talk about how much i love the pjo show's way of introducing annabeth's character's backstory, specifically through her getting used to percy's chronic loyalty

the way she attacks him with a hug both times she thought he might've been gone forever??? (the arch and after he returns to chb) this girl who doesn't hold her breath over people staying around for her, who is so so relieved everytime percy comes back to her

the way she is absolutely appalled by percy's insisent reassurance. his "i'm perfectly comfortable with that, people make mistakes" his "people who love you shouldn't treat you like that" his "you are better at this than me, you just are" this is just percy being percy, always seeing the best in people, and never once treating her like she has to prove anything to him to be treated with care

and she's so caught off guard every time!! she tells grover to tell percy to pull himself together. she tells him "i guess so" when he asks if he has to earn it with her too. she is IMMEDIATELY at a loss for words when percy tells her that she's the one meant for the quest. that she's better at this. that he's not trying to sacrifice himself for his own glory, it has nothing to do with him, he's only thinking of her

and that's so new to annabeth!! someone who isn't trying to make her prove anything! someone who from the beginning saw her worth! not someone like her mother, who would see her die because she felt embarassed by her. not someone like her father, who loved her at first and because of someone else, began to not(or at least she thought so). not like Thalia, who made her prove herself, who for all valiance, still died, still left her. not like Luke, who promised family, and then betrayed her.

she's not used to someone who stays just for her

or in her own words,

"He's not like that, he's better than that"

i love annabeth chase

[l0nelyappariti0n]

Buckshot Roulette with The Doctor

[little-pup-pip]

hiii can u make an agere gender neutral / masc leaning purple moodboard with a 1-4 range ^^ with like stars, moons, plushies, blankets, pacis, lil gear and jus an overall cozy vibe?? thank uuu

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Not Strong Enough by Boygenius but its just my favorite moments

[starsssena]

Childhood? What childhood ?

[snowcoffeee]

Take a deep breath.

[nuppu-nuppu]

:)

[minki-moo]

𝙗𝙛!𝙨𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 ✧˖°

pairing ♡ san x f!reader tags ♡ oral (f.receiving), toys, edging w/c ♡ 582 rating ♡ m for mature

a/n ♡ i swear i have some fluff otw but this had to be done

ok but imagine you sitting at your desk, minding your own business not even realizing san walking up behind you. he only makes himself know to you when he spins your chair around, his arms on either side of your head as he leans in for a kiss. you let him; you haven't seen him all day and you truly missed him but you were also so busy. so after a few quick pecks on the lips you turn your chair back around, your attention back on your work.

san is openly upset at this. he wants your attention on him and only him right now. he could easily turn you back around and lift you out of your chair, forcing you to take a break and enjoy some cuddle time with him. but san had other things in mind. walking towards you bed, he pulls out the box you keep hidden under there. opening it, he pulls out the pink remote controlled vibrator you both like to use on...special occasions. san walks back over to your desk, getting on his knees and crawling in between your legs.

so engrossed into your work, you don't realize san is basically under your desk until you feel a tug on your shorts. you look down to see san, pulling aside your silk shorts and uncovering your panties. he gives you an innocent look as he runs his thumb over your clothed clit, making you squirm. the more he touched you, the bigger the now apparent wet spot on your panties grew.

after what seems like forever of light touches and teasing, san slips your panties to the side, admiring how wet you are from his touch. pushing your thighs open, he pushes one finger into your tight opening, earning a gasp and a quiet moan from you. slowly thrusting his finger inside you, he takes your swollen clit into his mouth, enjoying the taste of you on his tongue and the noises you make. distracted by the overwhelming pleasure you're feeling, san takes the opportunity to slide one more finger inside of you, the tip of his middle finger hitting that your sweet spot, making you moan a bit louder, rocking your hips into his mouth.

seeing you like this makes san want to forget his whole plan and make you cum on his fingers, but seeing you convulse, begging to cum after being denied right before your release is a much better sight. removing his fingers from inside you, he takes the vibrator and rubs it through your folds, covering it in your slick before lining it up with you hole. the stretch you feel is only slightly painful, overshadowed by san's mouth still gently sucking on your clit. once the vibrator is inside completely, he gets up, gently taking your jaw into his hands and kissing you, the taste on you on his tongue making you lightheaded. the almost silent click is the only warning you have before the sudden vibration makes you scream into san's mouth.

you grab at your chair's armrests, squirming and coming ever so close to cumming. but right before your climax hits you, the vibrations stop, making you whine into the kiss. san takes his lips off of yours, looking down at you in a smug satisfaction.

"now, baby", he says, "you can work all you want, but you're gonna keep that inside you until you're begging me to make you cum. how does that sound, precious?"

tags ♡ @abby-grace @stolasisyourparent

[supanuts]

[crocchompers]

This little doodle of Draft and Og before I go to bed kajsdkajs

[murdrdocs]

smut with virgin!sub!ethan? where him and the reader are both ghostface?

this is not proofread at all

"you're gonna be ghostface with me?" your voice was laced with disbelief, a hint of teasing thrown in there.

ethan sat across from you, both of you sobering up from the drinks you'd taken with the 'woodsboro four' earlier in the day. it was chad and mindy's birthday, and you, quinn, and ethan, although invited to the main event, were not invited to the after party. which, was fine with you three.

quinn called up one of her boy toys (some guy named mitch, you weren't too fond of him, but neither was she), which left you and ethan at his place, sobering up over hot pockets and soda.

"yeah," he shrugs. "is that so hard to believe?"

you survey him. from his curly brown hair to the worn out vans that he's still wearing for some reason. you take a sip of your soda, swallow, and nod.

"yeah."

ethan chuckles in disbelief, looking over to the side before he leans forward and looks directly at you.

"look, i hate them as much as you do."

"why?"

"why?" his eyebrows raise and he says it as if he can't believe that you're asking him such a simple question.

"why."

he shrugs. "for reasons i can't disclose."

you scoff. "if we're gonna be partners, we need to know each others true motive. no bullshiting."

"we're gonna be partners?"

you squint at him from across the room. "maybe."

"maybe."

"what're you a fucking parrot? stop repeating me."

you expect ethan's nostrils to flare, his ears to redden in the way that they do when he's pissed. instead, his breath hitches and he looks down at the rug, his cheeks tinting pink.

you tilt your head in wonder and take another sip.

"anyway i don't know if i could trust you to get the job done well as ghostface."

"what's that supposed to mean?"

"well for starters," you set your drink down on the floor, and lean your elbows onto your knees. "you're a virgin."

his cheeks redden even more. the rush goes straight to your head.

"i...how did...what does that have to do with anything?" seeing him stutter made your ego swell 10 times its original size.

you stand and slowly make your way to him. his eyes stay on yours the entire time, until his head is tilting back and he's staring up at you with those big brown eyes. you smile, reaching out to cup his face, almost cooing when he leans into your touch.

"a man who's never gotten his dick wet will kill like a pussy, ethan," he stares at you as if what you tell him is gospel.

when you bring your knees up to straddle his lap, he leans back and his hands hover over your hips. you sit comfortably in his lap, his hands finding your hips once you're situated.

"you're not gonna kill like a pussy, are you?"

he shakes his head, his lips parting when you quirk an eyebrow.

"no," he says.

"good boy," and he fucking melts. his eyes flutter shut and his shoulders relax and his head gets heavier in your hand and you're starting to notice how pliable ethan really is.

his eyes are already closed and he's already like putty so you decide that now is the time to take the extra step.

"want me to fix your virginity problem?"

his eyes are still closed when he nods. "please. i want you so bad," he says, all sweet and gentle and like he means it. judging by the way his hips subtly shift up into yours, he definitely means it.

"okay, i can do that for you." his eyes open quickly, staring at you in a widened state, bewilderment clear within them.

"you're serious?"

"mhm," you're already imagining the little sounds he'll make, the way his face will look all scrunched up when he cums.

he sits there, still, watching you, so you push your lips to his, both of your hands cupping his cheeks now. the way ethan kisses tells you that he hasn't done this often either, and you start to realize that he's a virgin virgin, not half a virgin, like you were when you came to blackmore.

he's kissing you tentatively, a little too shy for your liking, so you push your chest into his and trail your hands back to situate themself in his thick hair. then, you tug, relishing in the wince that he gives you. you smile against his lips, feeling victorious, especially when ethan's hands lift from your ass and push under your shirt to lay against your torso.

your hands leave his hair to pull your shirt over your head, ethan breathing heavily when you pull from his lips to allow for the shirt to completely leave your body.

he uses the separation to get a look at your top half, eyes greedily scanning the added amount of skin. you smile to yourself, your hands trailing behind your back to unclip your bra. when you let it fall into ethan's lap, you swear you can see the way his pupils dilate.

"can i?" he starts, not even finishing his sentence, but you can tell what he wants whenever his hands leave your hips and come up to hover over your tits.

"go ahead."

and your lips are back on ethan's and his hands are on your tits, fondling and squeezing them like he's never touched a pair of tits in his life (he probably hasn't).

through these motions, you get ethan to lay on the couch, not before pulling his own shirt over his head.

he's laying there, waiting, his chest rising and falling with his breaths, his brown eyes watching you slip your jeans down your legs and step out of them. he's so mesmerized that he doesn't notice your expectant look, the way your eyebrows are raised and you're glancing from his own jeans to his stunned face.

"oh, shit, yeah." he fumbles with the button, fumbles with the zipper, and fumbles with pulling the denim down his legs.

but when there's just a single layer left between the two of you, you find your place back on ethans lap and this time you sit just a little lower, resting on his thighs, so you can lift your hands and put your fingertips under the waistband of his boxers and your eyes lift to stare into his as you slowly pull.

when ethan's cock springs free, you literally salivate. like pavlov's dog or something. his dick is so pretty, a perfect combo of length and girth, a vein that runs mostly at the underside but curves up the left side towards the tip, his head leaking a pretty bud of precum, the area around it flushed the same shade of pink as his lips.

"jesus," you mumble just under your breath. you can't help but lean forward and wrap your lips are his tip, just to get a little taste, and the groan ethan lets out is guttural.

"s...stop. 'm not gonna last." you want to keep teasing him, but you go back to straddling his lap and you push your panties to the side and you sink down onto his dick, both of you sighing at the feeling.

ethan's face is scrunched, his eyes pinched close with concentration. you appreciate the effort, plus he looks adorable like this.

when you're only halfway, ethan's hands grip your hips, blunt fingernails digging into your skin. each time you sink further down, even if it's just an inch. ethan's hissing.

which, you're not that much better. you're just biting on your lip to hold your sounds in. but when you start to rock along his length, you don't bother holding it in.

you were more wound up than you thought, because a little time has passed with you riding ethan and you can already feel that coil welcoming itself to your lower belly.

"fuck, e, you feel so good," you tell him, your nails scratching at his chest and hip.

"so do you," he says, voice shaky.

"oh yeah? gonna cum for me?" he nods. "wanna see you. open your eyes."

it takes him a second to, but he does, brown eyes finding yours. "there we go," you praise.

you spare a glance down to watch ethans length appear and disappear as best as you can in this position, and you encourage ethan to do the same. "look, look at that, e."

you can tell when he does without having to look because he whines, breathy and beautiful.

"pretty sight, isn't it? you fit so perfectly inside me, baby, like it was meant this way." and maybe you're just talking at this point but it's working wonders because ethan's so close, you can feel his cock twitch inside of you.

you bring your hand on his hip down to your clit, rubbing tight circles to get you close. his hand moves down there to, and you briefly wonder what he's gonna do. his thumb hooks in the crotch of your panties and he pulls them further to the side, the tip of his thumb sliding in your slick.

"'m close," ethan warns.

"cum in me, e." you have money to spare for plan b.

"holy shit," he swears, his blinks getting longer and longer until his eyes just close. it's then that his head gets thrown back, exposing his neck to you, and his cock twitches twice, then warm spurts of cum paint your walls.

you lean down to kiss at ethan's neck, sucking a little hickey right under his chin, a little to the left, as your fingers speed up just enough to get you right there.

when you cum, your lips leave ethan's neck and your head falls to his chest. your moans cause ethan's cock to twitch another time inside of you and you consider going for a second round for a second.

but then ethans phone vibrates twice from its place on the floor and you have to will yourself to sit up. his dick slips out of you when you lean over to grab his phone, and the emptiness makes you pout just a bit.

'lost my key can u buzz me in?'

"chad's here." you tell him, throwing his phone on his chest.

"oh." he sounds dejected as you stand, situate your panties, and slip your jeans on.

it's silent as you both redress, but not the awkward kind. it just exists.

you take the initiative to buzz chad in, grabbing your soda and keys on the way to the door.

your hand wraps around the knob of the front door, and you look back at ethan, still in the same spot and dressed back in his clothes. "show me you can fuck and i'll think about us being partners."

his head lifts and his eyes brighten. he smiles, not in the shy way he did before all of this, but with a darker glint in his eyes and what you can only assume is confidence tugging at the corners of his lips.

"okay."

[cnihachu]

i love sophietexas and you should too they make such good content and if you have the time and sanity their smp earth videos/vods are so nostalgic even if a ton is lost media <3 ++ what is posted of streamee dnd is so so fun i love her character to bits. i will forever be a sophietexas advocate

[finchy4077]

just… going to leave this one here… yep…

[skellabelle]

my favorite sad golden retriever

bro definitely just woke up from a nap