#for six THOUSAND years

[guardian-of-soho]

The more I think about the last minutes the more I’m sure Crowley was saying goodbye from the minute Aziraphale told him he’d said yes to Heaven. He doesn’t confess his love like he’s hopeful, he confesses it like a eulogy. He doesn’t kiss him to make a beginning, he kisses him to seal the end. He watches him go like it’s the last time.

Crowley knows Heaven. He knows they’ll want to either make Aziraphale just like them, or destroy him. Either way I think he believes he’s seen his angel for the last time.

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

crowley, enters: hey-

aziraphale, staring out of the window discreetly, waves his arms in a shushing gesture: shh, nina and maggie are on a date!

crowley, whispers: what? *joins aziraphale at the window; smirks* wow, we're good

aziraphale, proud: yes, we are rather *watches nina and maggie hold hands; thoughtful* I've never been on a date before

crowley: ...

crowley, frowns: yes you have

aziraphale, stares at him: what? no I haven't!

crowley, gestures: what are you talking about? we've been on loads of dates! we went to the ritz last night!

aziraphale, realises: oh, no, crowley, I meant a romantic date. with dinner, dancing...

crowley, offended: 1941!

aziraphale, blinks: you could have shot me in the face that night. you think that's romantic?

crowley, folds his arms: yeah and you did too so you can get off your high horse *mutters mockingly* 'a romantic date'

aziraphale: ...

[beemovieerotica]

not commenting on that post about the AIDS retroviral injection directly but people here (again) don't totally understand the staggering cost of R&D for any medicine that successfully makes it to market, nor that there are government programs and programs run by the manufacturers themselves that will cover the cost of these drugs and ensure that the companies that produce them don't all go, you know, bankrupt

[booksandmate]

one thing that would make me so violent is if by the end they decided to take things slow in a "we've just been through a lot and the healthiest option is to take our time" kind of way. no. absolutely not. these thousand years old grandpas should be allowed to climb each other like a tree the moment the whole second coming thing is over (or in the meantime idc)

[uneasyallyofthebody]

crowley thirst trap 🥵

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Do you think they could've had lesbian sex

[ID: First, a tf2 comic screenshot of Merasmus looking at the viewer and posing dramatically with her hands, saying "Ancient Sumerians invented the first carnival! But like everything the Sumerians did, its purpose was PURE EVIL!"

Second, a Good Omens screenshot of Crowley standing at the crucifixion. She is wearing a black robe and a black veil over her long hair.

End ID]

[azfellandco]

The thing I keep circling back to in thinking about the Book of Life as a potential threat is the It's A Wonderful Life of it all, you know? What the effect on the other is if one of them never existed.

An Aziraphale who has always had doubts but never had anyone it was safe to voice them to, scared of himself and what it means that he feels so alone and separate from other angels. Distant from Earth and indifferent to suffering because there's only so many times you can stick your neck out alone before you have to numb yourself or get your head chopped off. He might even make a good angel, after a time. Might even have gone along with the first apocalypse.

Or a Crowley who is all bitterness, who watched the first humans banished from paradise because of his actions without even fire to warm themselves. Who never has anyone to wonder with, wouldn't it be funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one? Who watches the flood and Job's trials and the crucifixion with a sick, sure feeling in him, something which feels like wisdom but is really guilt: it would have been better for them if they'd stayed ignorant. No more admiring all the clever things they do, all the things they make, because it's all soaked in the venom of that snake that got them kicked out of Eden. It's almost, almost a relief that it's going to end.

[actual-changeling]

I remember the view, streetlights in the dark blue

The moment I knew I'd no choice but to love you

All my love and terror balanced there between those eyes | "Abstract", Hozier

smitten, I believe

[gothoffspring]

if there is anyone in the community who i wholeheartedly believe should make six figures a year from modding its littlemssam. this game would be dead and gone without their mods meanwhile some people who just release extremely similar themed packs/EA mesh edits are making like 8k a month 🤡

[sunflower-emoji]

Wow men really hate it when a woman in a sundress knows more than them huh

[lordansketil]

"for ethical reasons you cannot sexualise the king of england" is a phrase that is going to haunt me ngl

[tossyouforedinburgh]

I can't stop thinking about how, if Aziraphale had said "alright, I've packed some wine and my ten favourite books. how are we getting to Alpha Centuri then?" that Crowley would have to admit that he had absolutely no idea how to get off the planet without the aid of a lift that's on his doorstep

[mostlikelytobeobsessed]

Theater is so fun in such an odd way

Like, imagine:

-You’re in a room full of people who are in various states of undress. Some are singing Showtunes half-heartedly, some a tripping while mumbling “who’s bra was that?”, someone is desperately pleasing for everyone to leave so they can use the one bathroom (but two sinks??) to poop while various people tease “go, poop girl!”, so far 6 people have complimented your behind and you don’t feel at all weird about it, and you keep joking with this one girl you hardly know that you should kiss right now actually

-The room over, the makeup room is a complete mess and strangely warmer than every other room? It smells like burnt hair but who’s? We dunno. To many people with too many hot tools. There’s more half-assed showtune singing but half the room is singing something completely different, some weirdly tall dude who would honestly trigger you fight or flight instincts if you didn’t know him is asking you to be in his tiktok and letting you know warm up is in 5 minutes (everyone is still late). You’ve just applied a bright red lipstick and kissed your friends neck to add to their costume (and you actively try very hard to not at all pay attention to the feeling stirred by that), and there’s another bra hanging on a coat rack next to a mirror with lights that make your face look like the moon

-No one knows what happens in the boy bathroom, but someone did take a poop! Somehow, it smells better than the girls room…

-There’s ketchup on the walls in the girls room…who was eating in there??? How did they not immediately spew withe lingering BO and Dollar store Perfume???

-Life is good

[wrathofthlamb]

do you ever think about how even after being rejected TWICE, crowley still waited to see aziraphale off ? he could’ve just driven off as soon as he left the bookshop but noooo he had to see aziraphale one last time and offer him one final chance to leave together

[alexturner2005]

i had to put my dog down today 💔💔💔💔💔💔 worst thing i have ever experienced

[winepresswrath]

Cannot believe at this late stage of my life I'm becoming a Gabriel fucker. Local mean jock doesn't want to be evil now, he wants to be loved. I'm slightly annoyed they didn't make Beelzebub more unhinged because the "plot" should have been at least half about them fucking up shit on an absolute rampage trying to find Gabriel, a thing everyone assumes they are doing to fry him with hellfire so they can kick off the war in a way that's advantageous to hell, BUT ACTUALLY!!! true love.