#for the theater is so stupid to me

[countess-of-edessa]

maria khoreva: has been posting on Instagram about how she'll be performing at the YAGP New York gala for a while now, obviously not keeping it a secret at all and lots of ballet people have been discussing it

some stupid representative in albany: you kept this a SECRET from us so we couldn't protest because you were trying to sneak in the Russians under the radar how dare you they're representatives of Putin >:(

[monarchisms]

for the theater mode enjoyers: unfortunately, the entire series was taken down from rooster teeth’s website around a week ago:

as explained by chelsea, all of the episodes had to be taken down because rt lost the rights to the films that were used in the show. on the bright side, excluding the aux episodes, every other episode has been backed up to the internet archive. it’s separated by group: achievement hunter, funhaus, and cow chop.

[futzfuck]

Im very much asexual but i am not immune to blood soaked dev patel. Doesn’t make me horny but it activates ALL my neurons

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

I know you dont care about pesterquest but i wanna know, did you think they wrote eridan well or bad?

bad

[lorephobic]

here are my delirious saltburn notes if anyone actually wants to see them. mostly im just laying out scene order for my own reference, but theres definitely some incoherent observation & analysis in here if any of you are crazy enough to look thru it

[captainsjack]

every time an author mentions ethan’s supposed military background i immediately have to close out of the fic. girl ethan hunt would not touch the us military with a mile long pole. clearly you never sat for hours on you basement floor on cold ass tile straining your neck up to look at the tv & click through all of the characters’ background files on the mi1 dvd special features . u don’t KNOW him

[frecklystars]

LOVE that an interviewer asked Greta Gerwig about Ryan's Ken's bizarre laugh "haa haa haaaa" all dragged out and throaty, and she said Ryan literally did that all on his own and after he did it for the first time she told him "that is the weirdest laugh I've ever heard. go for it. use it" LMFAO

[sortanonymous]

So who in the universe is Lulu?

I don't want to sound mean or anything, but after over a year and a half, I'm still wondering what happens in that Kirby Starlight Theater light novel and especially everything about that Lulu woman. Whether she's related to Susie or whatever (I heard she might be, but I'm not sure). I don't even care about the surprise anymore. If anyone has read that book by now (it hasn't been translated on Tumblr yet), then please tell me absolutely everything about Lulu. At this point, it's too late to really affect my own AU or anything, but I'm just desperate to know.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Wigfrid Characterization: Attitude Towards Maxwell

Ok. I've been seeing this trend time and time again for years now and I'm finally bringing it up bc. idk I do what I want.

While it is understandable to assume from an outward perspective that Wigfrid- a morals-obsessed, overly heroic, walking monologue of a norse angel- would hold an intense amount of spite and hatred towards Maxwell after all he's done... canonically, that simply. isn't the case.

And it's strange! It's certainly strange! But it's also fascinating! And I think it harps on a very interesting part of her character that no one thinks as frequently about: so long as Wigfrid considers you a friend, she will hold an astronomical fondness for you. Wigfrid loves her friends, and Maxwell is her friend.

In regards to Maxwell's old statues- by far the easiest way to compare the cast's opinions on him- almost none of the other survivors have anything nice to say about him (Woodie claims he'll use it as fodder to poke fun, Willow just flat out insults him, WX implies his ineptitude, you get the point).

There are only three characters out of the expansive cast of 17 who have anything genuinely good to say about them- even despite the circumstances and the statue's previous associations: - Wickerbottom, who has a pre-established relationship with Maxwell, both being magic wielders who seem interested in each others' crafts - Wolfgang, who- while not as obviously as Wicker- has a fondness and relationship with Maxwell that surpasses that of the other survivors - And guess who else. Wigfrid.

And I see far more interpretations that harp on the first two's bonds with the magician (though admittedly not as much with Wolfgang as he probably deserves) than I've ever seen with Wigfrid! I think because it's so easy to assume that she wouldn't ever give him a second chance. But really when you take a step back and look at what she has to say, she's incredibly generous with him.

Maxwell is the only survivor in the game she will specifically greet with the title of 'ally'. Almost as if she's trying to convince him that she's being genuine. She makes a constant and noticeable effort to remind him that she's a friend to him. An asset. An ally.

When he does something that isn't morally abhorrent, and when she speaks of his goodness, she phrases it in such a specific way. The kindness buried within his heart. As if to imply she believes it's been there from the start- that she or anyone else could simply help dig it out into the open again.

Even when she's playfully ribbing at him (which, lets be honest, everyone should to do because it's fun and he deserves it), she still keeps his health and wellness in mind. Of all people to make stronger- to trust with physical power and fighting prowess- she's willing to bestow it to Maxwell. The same Maxwell who kept her trapped in that place, gloating and sneering and sending hoard after hoard of mind numbingly horrifying beasts to kill her in indescribable ways.

She trusts him. She likes him. She wants to bring out the good in him. She's here for his redemption arc. She's actively making an effort for him. Its unhealthy to pit theater kids against each other for the love of god please they're the only two left in the Constant* let them have this-

[allpromarlo]

wakanda forever did the first black panther justice in the way that it made me cry like a bitch and also made me thirst for the antagonist. movie of the year

[enbyblades]

my official rotb review:

okay

[marklikely]

sorry ive tried to avoid being a hater for no reason like . hating on stuff just bc i resent its popularity rather than actually genuinely disliking it. i try to avoid doing that now. but can the eras tour please just end already so i never ever have to hear about it again ever.

[wis121178]

(hi it's 1 am and I just woke up but the brainrot is intense and I need to get this out. This thing is like an AU where it continues after the true end! i think. )

I love insecure maiden cuz she's just a girl :3

SHE'S JUST A GIRL !!!

Overlord has so many skills and talents and everyone loves her! Even those who despise her have to admit they respect Overlord

Maiden has always idolized overlord the moment they spoke to each other, how carefree and amazing overlord was as a person.

In arts, public speaking, even just daily activities, overlord almost leaves sparkles behind everywhere she goes. Overlord has so much followers too! And Maiden has about... At least 3 people who care about her the tiniest bit

Maiden has no talents and can barely do the bare minimum in the skills she likes to think she's good at

She's inadequate, irrelevant, insignificant.

She's just a girl

(^lowkey this is just maidens perspective)

AND ITS FRUSTRATING CUZ

She has things the overlord can only dream of being!

She's kind and caring and maybe a bit ditzy but Maiden is so charming! It's the little things about Maiden that put everything together so nicely.

When everything feels like it's crashing down for Overlord, only Maiden can help, really.

Overlord sees Maiden do so many things that she can only dream of being able to. Her charm really is the driving force, how they can fix up most problems with the sweetest voice and the kindest actions.

Maiden can't see how much everyone respects her, how a room can light up when she enters and how everything will be ok just as long as she's here!!!

Almost pisses Overlord off but it's Maiden! She can't stay mad for long

Whenever Maiden comes up to her with something along the lines of "I wish I could be just as great as you" Maiden will only receive two slices of bread slapped to her cheeks and Overlord HAS to affectionately call her an idiot

It'll confuse Maiden a bit but Overlord wants Maiden to see what she sees. Overlord has always had the weirdest ways of communication but Maiden will understand

They always do <3

[ilonacho]

i miss having time for fandom😔

[emile-hides]

when the theater guy WHAT

I went to see the FNaF Movie today and seeing as I have a total of Zero friends in real world event range and both of my parents hate horror I had to go to the theater by myself for the very first time in my life, which was fine. Until it wasn't

The dude in charge of ticket checks stops me and instead of asking to see a ticket asks if the mask I was wearing was part of some costume. Little black cloth face mask, covid thing. He was an old man on a scooter and not wanting to have a discussion with this tiny old man about Covid19 I just went along with it and said sure yeah. It kind of was anyway, it has a little bear mouth on it and I was wearing Bear Ears and a brown cardigan as well.

Man goes "You can't wear a mask in here." I say "Why not?" He says "You can't wear a mask in here." I go, "I heard that part. Why Not. "Policy, I don't make the rules, just enforce them." I realize this man is being paid minimum wage to sit here and police people so I go, "Okay." and walk past him because he's just some guy in a little scooter in the middle of the atrium and he hasn't asked for my ticket so I assume that's Not His Job

He calls me back for my ticket so I take out my phone with the QR code with my ticket on it and he takes my phone to (I assumed) scan the code and then he pulls out his walkie and calls his manager and I realize very quickly he is not scanning my ticket and I want to Leave Now.

"Can I have my phone back?" "When my manager gets here."

"Give me my phone back." "When my manager gets here."

"Bill. Give me. My Phone." "As soon as my manager gets here"

I make a swipe to grab my phone from him and this tiny little 60 something man in a scooter in the middle of a theater atrium as the audacity to hold it back over his head like I am a Toddler he is preventing from grabbing at a knife.

I am now having a panic attack.

Manager walks over and I am a broken little Autistic man who just wanted to watch a Bad Horror Movie (it was actually pretty good) so I scream at this lanky probably 30-something in the middle of a Cinemark Theater Atrium with many a random bystander around "TELL HIM. TO GIVE ME. MY PHONE."

I swipe my phone from Bill's hand, full turn, and bolt out the door half way across the parking lot and call my mother in a heap on the sidewalk.

It's a very good thing the Five Nights at Freddy's movie was way better than I was expecting or today would have been awful.

[bugmistake]

so transgender i could cry