#fuck William Afton I hate that fucker

[competenttrash]

Young me would be pleased to know that I still adore purple guy Vincent

Favorite (totally canon) fnaf character fr

[twistedfog]

Clears throat, I'm sorry

FUCKING MR BONZO WEIRD ASS PLASTIC BOWLING BALL PIN THATS BEEN DUNKED IN PISS LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER. "HIS TEETH ARE NOT SOFT" FUKIN ASS, KIDS SHOW MASCOT BRO PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE SHIT. FUCKING HATE MR BONZO WITH A PASSION, WILLIAM AFTON WANNA BE,

MR BONZO POUND LAND COSTUME THATS BEEN TORN APART BY FUCKING DOGS AND ROTTED, STINKY TWAT.

HOW CAN THIS BOWLING PIN LOOKING ASS BE ON KIDS TV, AND IT STILL BE A KIDS SHOW. I FUCKING HATE MR BONZO

[dsafenthusiast]

Introduction Post!

"Why hello there, Old Sport!"

This is an entire askblog dedicated to my own personal AU of the series "DayShift at Freddy's" (DSaF for short)

You can be able to ask Jack and Dave anything if you wish! I will also be basically posting some DSaF stuff here as well!

DNI if...

Homophobic

Transphobic

Anti-LGBT

Anti-Therian

Anti-Otherkin

Anti-Fictionkin

NSFW

Literally anything else that's hateful

Willry supporter

Proship supporter

Also if you think stalking ISN'T abuse then stay the fuck away from me

Thank you!

Anon count thingy (inspired by @fuckingaroundatfreddys lmao)

(basically for anons to choose a nickname for themselves when they return multiple times)

🖤 Anon (aka @thevoidzempty ) - 1/9/2024

🍊 Anon - 1/13/2024

keln Anon - 1/13/2024

🙏🏻 Anon - 1/13/2024

🍇 Anon - 1/14/2024

🦋 Anon - 1/16/2024

David Anon - 1/20/2024

Ships!

• DaveSport (Dave Miller/William Afton x Old Sport/Jack Kennedy)

• BlackHeartLegacy (🖤 Anon x Legacy!Jack / Legacy) | (as of today the ship name is VoidLegacy due to 🖤 Anon being revealed)

• GrapeMiller (🍇 Anon x Henry Miller)

• ShatteredTrap ( @shatteredverse x DaveTrap )

Now you may be wondering "Hold on, didn't you JUST say that DaveTrap and Dave are the same person?", yes, they are, in the main AU.

HOWEVER in the Legacy Ending AU, Dave and DaveTrap are NOT the same person, meaning the DaveTrap that @shatteredverse is married to is the DaveTrap from the Legacy DSaF AU

Anon / User ships are basically because the Anon / User requested to be married to them lmao

~ Other Notes ~

! - I reblogs other people's posts and art, they're REBLOGS to support art because Reblogs are greater than likes.

So expect more reblogs.

"That fucker tried to do a flip in a springlock suit! I love that bastard."

[bratphilia]

Game! Ship your mutuals with someone YOU think they match 🤭

okay bye im so sorry if i forgot anyone i tried to include everyone i possibly could

@dilfity obviously william afton but specifically steve raglan idk. he's a creep which u and i both LOVE and we're just going to ignore the fact that he's a manipulative asshole (bc i know you can outsmart those guys easily) even tho its v hard to ignore uhm!!! yeah. he doesnt deserve you tbhhhh but the power of dilfism compels you

@woodsypup listen i know you're an afton fucker but here me out okay bb? MIKE. he loves your feminine touch to everything, but with the hint of darkness that you bring to it. he finds it sooooo sexy actually and you have him so whipped to the point where he looks up how to do hairstyles with bows

@gilfhub post!di leon but as your grandpa. enough said. it's what you deserve cherry berry. he spoils tf out of you!! brings you back an expensive gift from san francisco, maybe some jewelry topped off with a my melody plushie!!

@wherenymphsroam hey new moot uhm this is my chance to say i love you and your work so hey have og re4!leon!! i love him and his fucked uppery and i present you with a traumatized, restless, puppy dog baby boy.

@iwantyouinacage vendetta!leon bc.. dilfism is just too strong. maybe he kidnaps you after stalking you for months as a way to confess his love to you, except you're not going to leave him even if you choose the wrong answer <3 love you ami-bear!!

@ghoulsgraveyard stu fucking macher as your step bro. yes yes the taboo-ness of your relationship makes it well taboo but like hear me out. he does all the disgusting tormenting shit we've talked about in my server as a way to win your affection bc my poor boy is absolutely rizzless when it comes to you :( only cares about you and billy thats it.

@d10nyx re4 remake!leon + ada!! you wrote ada so fucking well that i literally think about that fic every time we interact with each other my god. the two of them love spoiling you with gifts, souvenirs from their missions, and spooning you in bed!! it's the cutest thing ever actually and i wish the three of you sooo well

@minaslilblog you're going to hate me LMAOOO but silver eyes series!william afton. not dave miller but before he went under the alias n shit so hey you get plus size william which is literally my dream. i'm handing it to you bc i trust you. don't fuck it up, okay? (lovingly)

@kissingrhi roman mf roy. enough said. he's your short, pocket sized king. he loves it when you wear heels, unable to keep his eyes off your feet actually, because all he can think about is them on top of his face while you make him lick your shoes, or ride them, or you taking them off and throwing them at him. also you're literally his pride and joy, his favorite person even though he'll never admit it

[fandomwritingbit]

(gn)employee x william afton

warnings: mature themes. a kind of dom thing (tbh I have no clue what this is lol)

A/N: I’m trying to get through requests at the moment but my life is kicking my arse, so in the meantime a little something

Just as you were about to clock off, you were near devastated when Henry came into your little office and gave you a list of things outside your job role to do.

Go through and take inventory. Manually enter everything into the system. Print of the finished log. It sounds simple and truth be told, it is. But it's a fucking pain in the arse, especially at 10pm. Even more so when it wasn’t even your job really.

But you grit your teeth and bare it, managing to accomplish everything just after midnight. Taking the huge document to Henry’s office for him to approve and file, your mood is further impacted when you realise the fucker had gone home! Leaving you little to no choice but to go to the other owner, Mr Afton.

This man was weird, not just unusual but creepy. He’d make no effort to keep his gaze respectful when talking to anyone, least of all you. God, his eyes lit up when you were in the room with him, hardly admiration for how hard you worked just pure predatory, looking for anything he could get a slight kick out of.

What a joy.

“  

“Uh, Mr Afton?” You say apprehensively, peeking your head out from around the door to his office. If you were being honest, you disliked this man. He’s sleazy, rude and as welcoming as police tape. Seriously, the man had hardly said two words to you since you started 3 months ago. And you were expecting a worse show from him now because of the time.

But here you were, with some paperwork to drop off right before you clock out and get the fuck home.

You heard him sigh as you stepped properly into the room, followed by the sound of his leather chair crinkling as he leant back. Trying to close the door, you forget about the papers you were holding and drop them rather dramatically, a fan in the corner of the room obnoxiously sending them all over.

“Oh for fuck-” you say, a little louder than you’d initially intended. And look to him to see if he was about to bollock you. A small smirk pinched the corner of his mouth, as his eyes watched the last paper fall to the floor before flicking quickly over to you.  

“That’s a lot of pages.” he stated, not even bothering to hide the amusement.

“Yeah, 58, double sided... printer took fuc- ages.” You remember yourself and stop the exasperated profanity, admittedly a little too late. It was just frustration because you couldn’t bring yourself to think about picking them up, least of all with his eyes on you.

“I’ll bet.” He shook his head in what would maybe be considered pity if you squinted... whilst looking at someone else. “Pick them up then.”

“What, sorry?” you say, staring at him with your hands loose by your sides.

“You definitely heard me, sweetheart.” He leant forwards to talk to you as if you were a child. “Get on your knees. And pick them up.” You continue to stare for a second, only jumping into action when he went to push his chair out.

“Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can do that.” You nod whilst doing as he said, getting on your knees and picking up the ones you can reach. Once you’d got those, you went to stand again, and he rolled his eyes.

“Stay on your knees. Give me a show.” His voice was mean but a quick glance at him showed the smirk behind his hand. And you stare at him near dumbfounded, What the fuck? That wasn’t appropriate. No way you were going to play along. Even though a more twisted part of you wanted to do anything this arsehole said. That was one of your weaknesses, as much as you hated arrogant men, they turned you on just as much.

“Oh but-how do I... they’re over there...” You start, testing the waters of what he was really asking you for. This felt like a bad corporate porno opening and because of that you couldn’t tell if maybe he was taking the piss.

“How very unfortunate.” He shook his head, going through the same thought process, waiting to see how much he could get away with.

You do as told, after scoffing a brief laugh of disbelief. Crawling on your hands and knees over to where each paper was. Unsure if you were doing as he asked for work or your own enjoyment. You continue anyway, very aware of his eyes on you, until you get to the last one, which was beside his desk.

As you go to grab it your boss’s foot catches the end, leaving you to just look up at him with your eyebrows raised. 

“Uh what are you doing?” you ask, leaning back to sit on your feet as being that close was well too much. 

“Having a bit of fun.” He slides the piece of paper closer to you, teasing you to see if you’d take the bait again. 

“At my expense?” Despite your blatantly questioning tone Afton smiles wide, giving you your answer immediately. 

“Humour me, lovely… And I’ll make it worth your while.” You pause, part of you kind of wanted to get out of this man’s reach, but the rest was itching to see how far he’d take this. And you have to say, from this angle he was quite intimidating, scary enough to stir you.

Letting his statement sit for a moment, you finally break the silence. “...Well what exactly are you asking me to do?”

He laughed slightly, that was a good question. What was he asking you to do- he didn’t really know. Sitting around in here all day had made him pitiably bored and that was never a good thing for William Afton. 

“Do what I say.” As he spoke, he leaned down, his huge hand cupping the bottom of your chin, not harsh, but firm. “I promise you won’t regret it.”

[yhsfanwithapinkdino]

I'm thinking of making a YHS x FNAF rp discord server regarding one of my earlier posts talking about the au, maybe I will when I actually pin point the lore and what I'm doing for the characters (I would like to credit @ittybittycrocodile for ideas about the cast - Dom as Foxy, Invader as Chica and Grian as Freddy.)

The cast:

Invader = Chica or missing kid/teen 2

Grian = Freddy or missing kid/teen 4

Taurtis = Bonnie or missing kid/teen 5

Dom = Foxy or missing kid/teen 3

Sam = Dave Miller/William afton

Coolment = Jack Kennedy/Henry Emily (????)

Major Ellen = Puppet or missing kid/teen 1

Yuki = Golden freddy or missing kid/teen 6

Rowan = Carl the Cupcake

(The reason I put question marks for Henry Emily is cause I'm actually quite unsure if Jack is relating to Henry or not, I don't want major dsaf fans jumping me in the tumbler streets.)

Taurtis just gives off Bonnie vibes and I feel like it would just be appropriate to make him

Sam was casted as William/David because we know fine well that fucker wouldn't mind killing people, and he didn't. So to make him kill off his highschool friends? As if he wouldn't do that.

Coolment I feel wouldn't mind murdering people once he had been fully brought into it but I have a strong feeling he'd be a lot less compelled to do it then Sam, yet still holds onto the violent aspect of it all

Due to Ellen's wisness and power to warn others of possible danger I felt the marionette fitted them swimmingly.

I chose Yuki to be golden freddy because I felt if she did come back as some sort of ghost in yhs she would want some revenge on Sam, and she wouldn't take pity.

Honestly Rowan's just cupcake for the lols, cause of the fnaf movie I just felt like him being a highly murderous cupcake would be funny and the fact he'd be a yummy, pretty, pink cupcake would be kind of ironic. (I KNOW THE CUPCAKE DOESNT HAVE A SOUL BUT THIS ISNT EXACTLY GOING TO BE FNAF NOW IS IT, FUCK OFF.)

Ahem- prior to that last bit of information if some things seem a bit out of line it's most likely it isn't actually cannon to (my own) fnaf lore, or however most people socially except what is 'fnaf lore.'

I feel like I'm making one of those socially hated,cringey crossover Au's help.

[funtimespringscare101]

My Thoughts on the FNAF Movie

*If you haven't watched it and you don't want fucking spoilers, ignore this post until you do! It's seriously worth the 8 year wait!*

Mike and Abby are so fucking cute together! Abby is my favorite character in the movie and she's so autism coded.

A DREAM THEORY BOOK... Wow, Scott just loves making fun of Matt, doesn't he? Also damn Mike threw hands with a parent.

OMG ITS YA BOI WILLIAM AFTON! WHY DID YOU HESITATE SAYING "SCHMIDT" STEVE?! THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!

MATPATTTT OMG YOU FUCKER YOU WERE IN THE MOVIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIAR! LOL His Character is called Ness. Do you mean Van-NESS-a? Ah? Get it? get the FNAF SB Theory reference? no one? Okay...

So the Aunt of the Schmidt's was the other mystery villain. I hate her already. Thanks Scott for making a character perfect for slander.

Why do you have to bring the enragement child into the movie? Why fucking BB? Gag is funny but come on. it's BB. The most mutually hated character in the franchise.

NGL Max really didn't deserve to die man, Aunt Bitch just roped her into it.

Vanessa got blushing fr with the fucking rizz she doing on Mike...

Abby and the Animatronics are the best fucking thing in the movie. Hands down.

Golden Feddy!!!!!!!1 Also if Aunt Bitch is dead. Good. Stay Dead. You and your Cigarette smelling ass.

Cory's whole cameo is a mood, man. Bro's tired of shit.

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect Vanessa to be William's daughter in this continuity. Like, at all... I was expecting, however, for Vanessa to reveal that her name is a cover (like Book! William/Dave in the Novel Trilogy or Movie! William/Steve) and her real name is be Elizabeth.

"I always Come Back." HE SAID IT!! HE SAID THE FUCKING THING!

*Hears the Freddy Laugh starting in the credits* "No... " We are Waiting every night- *Screaming in FNAF*

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT TO BEEEE? I JUST DON'T GET ITTTTTT!

Lol the Smugness that Movie! Cassidy has watching William suffer in the suit in the backroom.

[merrhea39]

binging everything judgment day pt 5

Raw 9/5/22 Edge starts off with a promo and his is pissed at Dom and Rey tries to calm him down. Rhea finally has her updated theme with the singer. And she comes out with Dom. Dom does not look comfortable yet. Lol I love the Eddie’s son chants. Dom is mean mugging this whole time lol. 

Rey has a backstage interview where he says he’ll never put his hands on Dom and that one didn’t quite age so well. Rey also challenges Damian or Finn. 

Rey vs. Damian(w). Damian big boots the shit out of Rey lol. Obviously when Rey starts taking control Judgment Day comes out and Finn is wearing the bandana here lol. Lots and lots of panning to Dom. HOLY SHIT THAT CLOTHESLINE FROM DAMIAN WAS WICKED. Damian wins partially because of Dom. Rhea cuts a post match promo and she is so papi. 

Raw 9/12/22 Ok the show starts with Seth Rollins with a promo and riddle attacks him before he has a match with TJD. And heel seth clears face seth easily. Shot game take a shot every time they say bro in this promo.

Riddle vs. Finn(w). Why did people even like that fucker Matt? Damian interfers and distracts riddle and balor takes advantage. Riddle screaming “my neck!” is giving “MY HOLE!”. Rey attacks Damian giving Riddle a chance to win but then seth distracts Riddle and Balor takes advantage and wins.

Dom cuts that promo you know the one. Fuck rhea… she makes me…

Rey confronts Dom backstage, Dom just ignores Rey the whole time. 

Rey confronts Edge but Edge is not having Rey’s shit right now lmao. 

Edge(W) vs. Dom. More of a beat down than a match in the early goings but because of Rhea Dom takes advantage. Rey interferes he doesn’t want Edge to hurt Dom. Edge wins via dq because Finn attacks him. Then dom beats the fuck out of edges leg. 

Raw 9/19/22 Rey has a backstage interview, and Rey is like ‘pwease come back to me dom but the others are dickbags’ and then riddle shows up and is like ‘bro lets tag together bro… bro bro weed bro i beat my wife and kids.” 

Judgment day come out together and I think I have the same harness as rhea is wearing here. Pre-match promo from the Judgment Day, Damian has an evil ass laugh. Dom is already being booed by the crowd here. They take that cute ass ‘family photo’ I love them. This great moment is interrupted by ‘Mr. ThisGuyTouchedMeInTheAirport’ Matt Riddle. 

Riddle + Rey vs. Finn + Damian(w). Why was Riddle over? Rhea screams lol. RHEA HURTS A MAN! Rhea suplexes riddle. TJD wins off of an interference from seth rollins and a distraction from Dom. 

Raw 9/26/22. I’m starting with a rey interview backstage where he talks about Dominik, and it’s all him saying he loves him and stuff lmao.

The Judgment day has an interview backstage where Finn mentions he wants AJ in the Judgment Day. Also Damian just roasts the fuck out of Matt Riddle the whole time then evil laughs.

Sami and AJ Styles have a match against eachother where sami wins and after Judgment day comes out to talk to him but I can’t help but laugh that Dom gets scared by the pyro here. Finn tries to recruit AJ with a ‘too sweet’ AJ flips him off and damian has the reaction image of all time. TJD start beating AJ a ton but then spares him from the chair. 

Priest vs. Riddle(w). Damian lookin fine here ngl. As much as I hate Riddle him and Damian have a fuck ton of chemistry in the ring. That also means they’ll fuck eachother up. Love matches like this. STOP GIVING ME SO MANY CLOSE UPS I’LL GO FERAL! Lots of kickouts. Riddle wins via rollup on Damian. After the match TJD beats up riddle but then Edge saves riddle and then turns into william afton I guess. Edge challenges Finn to an I quit match. 

Raw 10/3/22. MY HOMETOWN!!! Judgment day starts off raw. Dom Dom finally seems more comfy with Rhea and TJD. The Judgment Day cut a little pre-match promo. Rhea really wore a suit in my hometown and I wasn’t there damn. LOL I love dom dom so much. During this promo Finn fucks up and he says “I was so mad I accidentally said last night.” Aj interrupts TJD.

Styles + Mysterio vs Finn + Damian(w). The match starts off with a brawl. Damian takes a nut shot but the ref doesn’t do anything, FIRE THE CORRUPT ANTI-TJD REFS! Rhea pulls Rey off the apron lol. Dom distracts Rey and then Rhea flattens him and now Rey is out of the match and Finn stomps AJ to win. After the match AJ gets mad at Rey and pushes him. And after that TJD attacks AJ. Edge has a little promo where he tries to be ‘real’ or whatever and he says he won’t quit.

Extreme Rules 10/8/22. Only one Judgment day match makes me sad.

Balor(w) vs Edge. (I quit match) The crowd is pretty dead for this match. Finn pulls edge into the apron and it's kinda funny I won't lie. So Finn has edge by the commentary table and there’s this guy screaming ‘you suck’ at Finn and then Finn slams edges head into the table over and over and after every time he does that the guy yells ‘you still suck!’. They fight in the crowd for a bit. Rhea handcuffs edge to the top rope lol. Rey comes to save Edge. Rey gets fucked up by Dom lol. Beth comes out to save edge and she has a kendo stick and Rhea gets in the ring with Beth and the crowd goes nuts. Poor Dom takes a nut shot from Edge. Mami knocks out Beth with brass knucks and then Priest chokeslams Edge which allows Finn to stomp on Edge 3 times. But Edge doesn’t say I quit. Rhea threatens to conchairto Beth and this finally makes edge say I quit but Rhea hits Beth with the chair anyways.

[liquid-geodes]

Alright fuckers. Here is some analysis from someone who has hated the guy since I found out what he's done. Yes I'm talkin about Peepaw Willy here.

So with the pages Link, the person I'm submitting this to, posted there are some things to consider. Canon FNAF is actually really vague on some things. The murders are a prime example, it was hella obvious that William is the one who killed them, but not the one who put them in the suits. The Marionette is the one who was shown to put the children in there as a "gift." Then you find out later that Charlie Emily was murdered first and put inside that suit. So it's not an exaggeration to say that she made that choice for them but again, not really confirmed.

But Kole, I hear you asking, what does this have to do with William's choice to murder. Well you see, I don't think it was what he was aiming for at first. Let's take a look at his work schedule, fucker worked relentlessly, that is a canon thing. Worked late nights, since he was a founder of Freddy's, Baby's, and a robotics company, it's safe to say he was a very tired man. When you are that tired, you are more easily suggested into things. And since he was working at an already haunted attraction. Anything could happen during the late nights and early mornings.

You wanna say that's a stretch? Fine. How about after the first murder, Charlie. It was no secret that again, in canon, Henry and William were buddies. So killing someone who in the very least, you've known their whole life, doesn't do great things to your already tired mind. So whatever got him to kill the first time could easily use the distress to make him kill again. And again...And again-

Which brings my next point. He didn't kill Michael. I want you to really hear me when I say this. He chose not to kill his son. He could have easily done so when he left. If William truly was unaffected but all of this and did not care about anyone but himself, he would have killed Michael. No problems about it. Michael was a teen, William's killed one of those before. What would be one more to him. But no, instead of killing or forcing Michael to be just like him, he left.

And then we get to the journals of William. If he felt no guilt, no remorse, if he was so sure of himself and what he was doing; he wouldn't have gone mad. You see a very obvious and gradual decrease of his mental health and how love turns into bitterness and hate. People who don't regret their actions with a situation don't suddenly have a mental break out of no where.

AND FINALLY. He keeps coming back, to anything Freddy's related specifically. As much as it's become a meme, there seems to be a reason for that. Freddy's is at the center of this, anyone with a knowledge of the attractions would be able to follow the same paper trail Michael did. Maybe, just maybe, William needs someone else to end him. He's dug his grave so far in that whatever has a hold on him, won't let go. He needs someone else to pull that trigger. Playing God only works but for so long until you have to sit down with yourself (which he has had to do a lot and not by choice) and go, "Y'know I don't like how this turned out." And once you admit one small thing to yourself, everything else eventually follows and smacks you.

So.

TL;DR William Afton is a shitty dude but fuck guys, he can still be an unwilling participant.

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And we can't forget the canon implications surrounding Charlie's death either, namely that we aren't even sure William actually killed her.

We know he was THERE when she died, but unlike every other 8bit mini game death, there was no blood on Charlie

Several people have theorized that a combination of the cold, the rain, and the strain from being scared and alone was enough to overwork such a young child's heart. To my knowledge (yes that is a disclaimer) we don't ACTUALLY know for certain if it was even a murder at all! I'd like to think that with how consistent each 8bit mini game was, there would've been blood animations, like there was for William, when Charlie died IF she had been murdered.

But let's say William DID kill Charlie, this is where those implications I was talking about earlier come in. We learn from Midnight Motorist that William was an alcoholic, and with the clear absence of Elizabeth from the Afton household we're led to belive this is AFTER her death, but before Crying Child's. Put simply, William was NOT handling her death well. It's 100% possible that William was drunk the night he drove to the restaurant while Charlie was locked outside.

It's possible that he killed her on accident

William, in his drunken state, might not have even known that it was Charlie until the next morning, when Henry gave him the news.

So if Charlie WASNT murdered, or her death WAS an accident from poor decisions and grief, it's not unreasonable to see how little he actually planned at least her death.

Now I'm NOT saying he didn't kill the other children on purpose, because he did, HOWEVER his reason as he stated HIMSELF was so that he could give the children their happiest day, so he could make a family that couldn't leave him.

Remnant is THE driving force behind everything William does, because he knows that if he can keep it tethered to this world, the person is never truly gone.

I think that William, stricken with grief at the loss of his two youngest children, drove himself mad trying to save his family. He chased a power only made known to him once he saw Charlie was still hanging around after her death, he tried to play God, and like every character who tried to play God, was driven to insanity by it.

William believed he could save his children, and his grief made him desperate to put them back together, to fix whatever was left of them so he didn't have to say goodbye to them. He only wanted Michael dead once he actively tried to undo everything William gave his life to achieve. William could have killed Michael a thousand times ever, but he didn't, because he couldn't stand to lose the last of his children. But that desperation to hold onto whatever you have left CAN be overpowered. William could not let Michael destroy everything he achieved, it would, in William's mind, equate to sacrificing his life for nothing. To have given everything: his life, his family, his morals, his sanity. To have given everything he had just to watch it fail in the end was something William could not allow. So even if it meant killing his own son to protect what he had made, William was not going to fail

[carolingarts]

I appreciate the horror fandom. You can do the most <b>heinous</b> shit and as long as you're punished for it even if you survive you'll have an absolute fucking legion of fans begging people to step on you. Like it takes a genuine <b>lot</b> to be like <b>this person fucking deserves it</b>. I feel like you know you're totally beyond redemption if a horror fan gets pissed off at you be you character or real person.

This can have it's consequences because you'll get some truly vile people who think they can sneak the fuck in but like - if it comes out that you do something that's <i>truly</i> truly taboo as a whole, horror fans will fucking come for you. Like the Jeepers Creepers guy. People don't even talk about missing the creeper thing because they know the guy who made him is a literal fucking creep.

Also yahtzees. Be they in a movie, tv show, or anything, if there's a yahtzee they either die or they are the monster and they're a totally inhuman collection of creatures that exist just as canon fodder. Yahtzee zombies? Yahtzee monsters? Same hat, same gun, praise the fucking writers and pass the ammunition. Everybody gets to be the final person and there is no quarter as they all die. these writers get they deserve nothing.

Stu and Billy fucking ripped through their own town in a gay whirlwind, the SAW apprentices have stans, people actively oppose the remake of Nightmare where Freddy Kreuger was a pdfphile, Jason has protectors, Pennywise dominated the culture landscape and still kinda does, Pearl is treated as an icon, and William Afton basically was dad to an entire generation of kids who were the product of a guy who combined 80s kidsgames and adult horror. Art the clown is Art the fucking clown and Charles Lee Ray is Dumballa's bitch- but none of them are yahtzees, none of them created by people who do evil monsterous things in real life.

(I did not include several on this list who I enjoyed but then I remember their creators are their creators and while nobody's perfect these guys have gotta do some serious work.)

I wish the actors behind these roles warm fuzzies because they seem to be wonderful lovely people and the creators of these characters support for understanding they wrote absolute fucking monsters who don't deserve to live in the real world but who we can kinda watch and appreciate for varying reasons. The biggest reason being that we're all traumatized broken people who need an outlet and rather than be the people non-horror fans think we are, we root for the bad guy or the broken guy turned bad guy and know in the end the final person will win but that it's not always that easy and we wish it were. That there's always a part of us who have seen the boogeyman and there's a flicker of our souls who know we've been the boogeyman, and there's a half a second we wish they could do better and come with us.

we know it's possible to love both in different ways and help others realize that finding that balance in our duality is the work of being a human being. To love the monster but hate the monster's actions, to one day know we can pick up the axe and smash the fucker through the head. Or set them on fire. Or shoot the hell out of them. Or torture them in turn. But we have enough pity to know it's not always simple and we do care about them.

And that's okay and lovely because while we hope one day there will be no boogeymen we're honest enough to know what they look like and we know they're a part of us and that it's better to be the boogeyman sometimes because we can acknowledge we have it in us. And rather than deny it and go on to be the boogeyman, to be a monster in real life, we keep it to our own and root out the real monsters.

Because to be a horror fan is to accept that to be human is to survive and that to survive and thrive we have to heal. And to heal we have to slay the dragon, but we know the dragon doesn't ever really go away. We just keep plugging along because we're the final survivor, the main character in our own little tales, and we're smart enough to give the dragon a hug to complete the hero's journey because one day there will be no more dragons and we will model kindness and love. There is no one who wants peace and decency more than a horror fan. We just know it has to be fought for.

Fuck it man, I don't just appreciate horror fans, I <i>love</i> horror fans.

[blametheeditor]

David’s New Pet

Warnings: David being a grade-A douche bag. Mentions of people being treated as pets or pests. Cursing. Mistreatment of others. Mentions of death. Mentions of murder. Mentions of someone being an orphan. Mentions of someone not wanting to adopt someone. Someone having the lack of sympathy or apathy. Someone being extremely insensitive.

I have no intentions of making the situation something to not take seriously. I mean no harm with how I’ve written it. Just be warned it has trigger warnings.

Run Down: Will admit, this is fairly old writing, but I wanted to throw it, so have and angsty (though only semi-angsty???) David getting a new pet!

I absolutely refuse to write the entire stories that come after this.

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“Why are you always trying to get stepped on?”

David glares down at the human standing before him.

“Definitely not helping with the fact I think your species can’t even think past what animals do.”

He can’t see the minuscule expression, the form not even three inches tall, but frankly he couldn’t care less.

“And I will never understand why you think you deserve to even stand in my office. I’ll just be spraying pesticides to finally get rid of you pests.”

The business man raises an eyebrow when Fritz doesn’t say anything, doesn’t even move. Asshole, thinking he can get away with something like this and not pay the consequences. Of course the redhead is valuable, an exceptional coder who completes every task no matter what time restraint the giant gives.

The only real problem is the brilliant worker William Afton had on hand to be transferred between the restaurants of Freddy Fazbear’s is human. A lowly creature who doesn’t contribute anything but taking up vital parts of this world. Gives nothing to society, annoying beyond belief as he’s forced to watch his steps when walking around his own office of a business he owns.

“Are you even listening?” David demands, growling down at the unmoving teenager. Which, by the way, isn’t even in uniform.

Idiotic waste of his time. “As long as you’re here, I might as well have you do the one thing you’re not completely useless for.”

Again there’s no response as the giant carelessly walks ‘around’ the human and calls for Lefty. With that he ignores everything, phone out to text people who should actually exist in this fucked beyond repair world, leaning against his desk and ordering flyers and party supplies.

Finally the black bear appears in the office doorway. “Mr. Harrison, why is Mr. Smith crying?”

David hesitates, glancing up from his screen. “I don’t give a shit, frankly. I need him to update your coding on a new song, however, and him wanting to sob for no goddamn reason isn’t my problem.”

“And why is Mr. Smith here when he isn’t scheduled for today?”

...because he is?

“Fritz,” the business man snaps, growing exceptionally pissed off when he realized the human was apparently in his office just because. “Explain.”

“...my mum, my mum is dead.”

One less pest in this world, now that is good news.

“Condolences,” is said with an eye roll. And just why the hell does this have him receiving an unnecessary and unwanted visit?

“And I, I don’t have anyone that’s family here, here in the United States. So, so I’m getting put in the...the foster system.”

David grows still at that, listening to the strained voice making sure the sobs don’t escape even with the obvious pain.

“It’s been, really has been, been such a pleasure working for you, Mr. Harrison. But, but where I’m going, I’ll be...I’ll be unable to work for you any longer.”

The redhead slumps in despair at that, as if preparing to be stepped on, kicked or flicked across the room. Treated like the pest the giant before him has always claimed he is. Now that he’s useless, he’s bothering a successful man just because.

No shadow descends upon him, however.

...well, uh.

David glances back down at who’s about to be his former employee.

This is good. Great. He’s getting rid of a little pest he technically had been forced into hiring, having wanted to switch a pathetic human even if the giant coder wasn’t even 1% as good as Fritz. No more watching his step, making the world right again.

“When?”

He pretends not to notice the choked sob from the question. “They, they said if you need, need the standard two weeks to, to get another person to...to take my position-”

“You’re easily replaceable, human.”

David is only given a nod.

“Yes, Mr. Harrison.”

“You may go.”

Fritz sprints as fast as possible out of the business man’s office, wiping tears away as he runs, exiting into the hallway and continuing, needing to get out of the restaurant.

...he’s leaving.

The giant waves away the animatronic that’s now useless to him at the moment to follow after the little insect like a goddamn puppy. Never will he understand why such a thing would occur, a giant bear who frankly looks like he’s happily murdered a few children interested in such a lowly being, but he can’t think about that.

Much more important things to do.

...leaving.

“Fritz!”

David growls when the human doesn’t appear.

“Fritz!”

Now he’s getting piss.

“FRITZ!”

“Mr. Harrison!”

...why the fuck does his coder sound like Happy?

That’s because the frog animatronic is the one speaking. Her purple eyes hold an emotion the business man doesn’t want to even comprehend. Doesn’t want to attempt to register that even ‘sentient’ like all the other dumbasses of so called ‘night guards’ claim shouldn’t be able to show any kind of emotions. Not when their mouths aren’t able to form anything outside of a permanent smile. Bitch face in Lefty’s case.

David waves a hand, clearly not in the mood. “Out. I called for-”

“Mr. Smith, I know.” Shit did the expression get stronger? “He’s gone, Mr. Harrison. Remember?”

...oh.

“The little pest should be here. Didn’t give me two goddamn weeks.”

“He offered two weeks, Mr. Harrison. You didn’t take it.”

“He’s an absolute asshole allowing his mother to-”

David stiffens when the frog was no longer listening, not even in his office doorway anymore. Fine, go cry to Orville and tell the bastard he’s ‘being insensitive’. He doesn’t care. More free-time for him.

...fuck.

“This is Scott Cawthon.”

“You’re a father, right?”

The giant stares into space before slowly, carefully pulling his phone in front of him, staring at the fact that the human. Hung. Up.

On him.

“Scott! You LITTLE-!”

“David, shut up before I send Vincent to kick your ass.” The eldest guard waits until the sound of a mouth opening is heard. “Don’t make me hang up again.”

“Adopt Fritz.”

“...yOU-!”

The business man holds his phone away from his face as it becomes clear the innocent human has been talking to Mike too much. Being the less superior race is one thing, but getting tainted by the Fucked Up Night Guard is an entirely new low.

“Are you done?”

Scott nearly screams again before forcing himself to stop. “You adopt Fritz.”

“YOU MOTHER-! WAIT DON’T YOU PULL THAT FUCKING PHONE AWAY OR I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE!”

“David, you will either adopt the kid, or hope he’ll forgive you for everything you’ve done to him-”

“Done for him.”

“-done to him and be willing to work for you after he turns eighteen in two years and therefore able to live alone and not have a guardianship. I adore him, I really do, but I have my own children.

“And never would I force him to live with me when he’s clearly attached to you.”

“Well then I hope you’re goddamn happy, Scott, because-” David freezes, slowly feeling his shoulders slump if only a millimeter. “What did you say?”

The human hangs up yet again. He’s not immediately greeted by the angry sound of a phone ringing, however.

Attached to him. One, Scott screwed himself by making it sound like Fritz is a pet. Two...

“Greg, you’re in charge.”

“Fritz Smith?”

Said teenager flashes a bright smile even as tears threaten to appear, thanking the woman.

Bye Mike. Bye Jeremy. Bye Caleb.

The tears start forming around his eyes, unable to stop them as he continues walking toward the room’s door and exit into the courthouse.

Bye Scott. Bye James. Bye Eggs.

The first time he walked out of the room a man, woman, and little girl had greeted him, his temporary foster family making sure he had food, a place to sleep, supervision.

Bye Vincent. Bye Mr. Afton.

Now he’s going to be adopted, taken far away, or with parents who don’t want him working.

Bye-

“Mr. Harrison!”

Fritz’s wide smile stays in place even with the giant clearly annoyed by his enthusiasm, those hazel eyes as big as his head narrowed into a glare.

“You’re not supposed to be happy to see me h-”

Mike doesn’t acknowledge the murderous look aimed toward him from elbowing the business man. Not with his answer to the dumbass being “Douche Bag, you’re about to adopt the little fucker. And these bastards won’t hand his ass over if you threaten him.”

I hate humans.

But fine! He’ll behave. Especially when Fritz is looking almost horrified instead of overjoyed. Technically only David’s allowed to be disgusted with people and insects.

“Adopting?” the teenager questions. “You’re adopting me?”

“As a guardian,” the business man states, allowing it to almost sound like a threat.

“Why the hell did you think I came here?”

“I thought, you wanted to see me off.”

An eyebrow raises. “Well by all means, if you’d like some other-”

“NO!”

Scott smirks as the human actually manages to shut the egotistical giant up, shock coating the man’s face at the panic of going with someone else. That’s when David screws himself over. “Even if it was Scott?”

The business man growls when someone who should be fearing him stepping on them says he wants to be with the superior being. Not that he can blame Fritz, clearly he’s the greatest person alive. But pests should fear him, not think he’ll be a wonderful little guardian.

Fuck this I should just leave.

“Fritz.”

David watches over crossed arms as a human behind the counter summons his apparent new charge. About to become charge. Live in his house, eat his food, fuck it up. Can’t forget that wonderful part.

But, his head nods when...green eyes? He doesn’t care, when Fritz looks up before signing to state he’s in agreement living with someone a hundred times his size. And after Scott and Mike sign, vowing the man is responsible enough to not crush the teenager, they’re waved goodbye.

…huh. So, Fritz is his now.

Gross.

“Come on. I’m not going to make sure you keep up so run or get left behind.”

“Yes, Mr. Harrison!”

[lucarioisinthevoid]

What would everyone think of king Afton?

After many years of the animatronics killing nightguards, they finally caught William and killed him. But as you know from my ask about Goldie and Cassidy, Cassidy lied saying it wasn't him. When humans found out the animatronics were sentient, they locked all animatronics underground, including all the nightguards that were stuffed. Which meant Afton was still around to mess with the animatronics and the dead kids. When animatronics started getting the hang of having a society, springtrap (as how he went by in his suit. It became common among stuffed humans to make up names for themselves instead of using their human names) became the town nuisance. He basically caused trouble just get reactions, everyone just ignored him and pissed him off.

A few years later, about a week after Golden Freddy's and Cassidy's death, the guards were waiting for orders from king Fazbear, Bonnie was subcoming to guilt and depression seeing the situation with Goldie and Cassi as his fault, the Marionette was mourning the death of another child in her room, and Freddy was in his palace thinking. He honestly didn't know how to feel in the moment of their deaths, so he just kept thinking about it knowing the should feel something, like sad or angry.

Springtrap snuck inside the palace, almost too easily. When he was sneaking in, a human fell down. Freddy went to investigate, with springtrap following behind in the shadows. The human that fell sorta looked like Cassidy, except she had gold blonde hair, but that was the only difference. It was like the world wanted to play a joke on Freddy, "hey look!!! A little girl that looks like both of your now dead friends!!! Isn't that funny?!!?!" How dare the world. Before he could even think, all the feelings he should have felt flooded through him, the sadness of loosing the people he loves, the guilt of being unable to prevent their deaths, and the anger towards humanity for killing people he held close to his soul. Without thinking, he projected his anger towards humans on the child, and mercilessly killed her.

He was brought back to his senses when William started laughing and applauding the show before him. Freddy then attacked him, nearly killing him before realizing in this moment he was no better than him. After this realization, he declared war on humanity. The Marionette ran away back to the ruins never to be heard from again, and springtrap was made into the new royal adviser. Freddy hired him as royal adviser in hopes that maybe Afton could teach him to be more merciless.

The only reason why he was so merciless as a killer was because Chara made him think he was insane, and he was a player's puppet. He lived his own life so many times, why would it matter if he killed people if he knew they were going to be fine when he wakes up yesterday? Now Chara became dormant, and the players stopped controlling him. Kinda ironic how he's now feeling powerless despite now having complete control of his body.

He began to feel regret for everything his done. The many people he's killed, the many people he let stay dead. He was no longer above his actions. He was no longer above consequences. This made him fall into despair and depression.

After years of being royal adviser, Freddy gave him a title of king, trusting him enough to rule beside him as brothers. After he was crowned, him and Fazbear became closer, like actual brothers.

But they had disagreements, like all siblings do. Except their disagreements had to do with life and death. Freddy would argue with Afton over killing humans, he'd say that he needed to kill humans and collect their souls in order to set them all free. Afton would argue saying that everyone had already suffered enough, and that more children didn't deserve to die. When ever human children fall down and leave the Marionette's protection in the ruins, he would try and protect the children from Freddy, in hopes that he might be able to talk him out of killing them. Usually the kids flat out give up and let themselves be killed. Afton stopped trying to protect the kids after a 5 year old gave up her life to Fazbear.

King Afton, with the help of doctor Bonnie, removed his suit, and rebuilt Springbonnie and Fredbear. Fredbear remembered how Afton used spring for murder, but thankfully Springbonnie didn't remember how he was used. He didn't even remember the surface, he just knew who he was, who his brother Fredbear was, and that Afton was one of the people that made him. Afton talked with Fredbear privately about how times had changed from 1987 to now, when Fredbear was shut down to when he was rebuilt. Fredbear didn't remember the bite of 87, and his memories of the surface weren't any better. All he remembered was kids, the layout of the diner, and the stars he'd look at out the window.

Once Afton explained everything, leaving out the bite incident, Fredbear to forgive the poor corpse for everything he's done. He didn't trust him, he just forgave him. Fredbear and Springbonnie then left Afton's room where they were rebuilt and started living their own lives.

This Afton is a more forgivable, and melancholy version of Afton.

What would everyone in your AU think of King Afton?

First up, very interesting take, though now all the pressure of the “why did you kill” are put on Chara. The concept of Afton getting EXP from stuffing children into suits is wrecking me with laughter to be fully honest- this man must be buff- Everyone is a big number, but I can give you three main people, I think.

Marionette hates him- like all Williams. He doesn’t believe in redemption; he doesn’t believe in the concept of regret. Nobody ever regretted what happened to him, thus regret must be a hindering emotion at best- a liability at worst. Useless and hurtful. This William is pathetic! How can you go around killing children because of some fucking spirit?! And then being all regretful about it, as though it makes a difference?! Devaluing these murders even MORE! How much must he hate these children that he admits openly that his murders were pointless and soulless and now after decades something he would be taking back?! HOW DOES THAT HELP?! WHO?! HE DOESN’T DESERVE PITY. AND YOUR FREDDY, HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM FOR GOOD! SO WHAT IF YOU ARE “EQUALLY” AS BAD?! IF TWO WRONGS MEET AND ONE KILLS THE OTHER, THEN WE HAVE AT LEAST ONE RIGHT! There is nothing more appalling to him than regretting the evil deeds, because then you say you did those evil deeds out of weakness and selfishness and nothing else came from it. Marion doesn’t regret killing the guards. Marion DOESN��T regret killing the guards! (My Marionette would make a much more ruthless ruler of the underground than both William and Freddy combined…) Fredbear is actually somewhat happy. He feels terrible for everything that happened until then and that the Marionette had to leave home because of William returning and becoming an advisor- and of course, he’s agonizing about the fact that another child had to die. But in the end, there’s some reassurance in William just being another puppet, suffering the circumstances and now working for redemption. The children are still here in some way after all, with this new technology- once it is perfected, everyone can live the life they wanted. All he hopes is that William will be a force of good this time around and for good this time. He shouldn’t have crumbled to the timeloop, but… … things like that are mindbreaking, certainly. Not being yourself is extremely scary. And how can you be sure you ARE yourself? If he would have the chance to say anything to Afton, then it’s to not give protecting the children. They need you. They need someone to stand up for them. No matter how pointless it seems or how often you fail, continuing to try is what matters. Stay determined. You owe them this after all- you have proven your ability to use what’s inside of you for destruction, make sure that it will become good permanently. You need to wake up every morning and choose to do the right thing. They need you. Both the living and the dead. Old Sport thinks he’s a funny fucker. As someone in the same shoes as him- well, without that evil spirit thing, but still- he sees his acting out and then doing a 180° as pretty hilarious. Like, sure, you go dude, reinvent yourself as this regretful somebody who wants to help, Old Sport gets it, he has done stuff like that too- but being all mopey and melancholic about it? Just move on! If you were in a loop, what does it matter? Reset and restart. You didn’t feel bad doing it, right? So why feel bad now? What’s the point? Genuine question. You did the deed, you committed the crime and that was okay. And then you stuck to that timeline. Sorry, not sorry, you have nobody to blame but yourself. And that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to move on and change and make peace, that’s totally fine, but the way Old Sport sees it from the outside, there’s a lot of misplaced guilt. This is a story, right? … … even if Old Sport doesn’t like, part of him feels jealous. Afton lacked control over his body, but at least he had a soul, right? At least he HAS a kind of personality and sense of self. He can make himself into a consistent character, unlike Old Sport who has to pick and choose and never knows what to do- In his opinion, Afton needs to get a grip and be less ungrateful for the things he actually DOES have. Save the kids, kill the kids, whatever, protect your sense of self… but then at least be satisfied with your choices that came out of that sense of self. Guilt is a choice. Either regret and act or don’t and stay back.

[birthdaymassacrez]

I'm gonna be honest here, rebornicaz you are a petty, drama-starved, toxic, self-absorbed mother fucker. You are a hypocritical bitch that is an asshole to any person who may not agree with you. I've had enough of your bullshit. And do come along and be like "Just block me" because lemmie say, follow your own goddamn advice. If you don't want to see someone's posts, block them. Them blocking you doesn't do shit. I'm fed up with all the bullshit you spew out of your mouth. 1/2

I despise lex, and william afton, but god i hate you even more. As a fucking minor, THE SAME AGE AS YOU, BUT WITH ACTUAL COMMON SENSE, take my advice and stop being a dick to people for liking shit. And it doesn't "need to be diverse" to be good. Get your head out of your goddamn ass, and look over the ego you have built because you are "popular." You are a shitty person. 2/2 -Mikey A

ANON I'M LAUGHING WHAT

[totallycorrectfnafquotes]

hey op!!! your blog is great and i hope all the asks don't tire you out. i gotta question, what genuinely unsettled/scared you in FNaF? for me, it's gotta be the Toy Bonnie jumpscare (fucker's eyes DILATE, man), JJ under the desk (hella uncanny and freaky), and William phasing through the wall to dismantle one of the animatronics in the minigames (the loud noise and how unnatural it was,,,,,).

toy bonnie’s eyes def creep me out. robot eyes shouldn’t fucking dilate

afton’s banging/lights flickering thing in ucn scares the hell out of me every time

encountering shadow bonnie in fnaf 2 always gets me

the scene where michael gets scooped is less of a scare thing and more of a squick thing but i’ll put it down as unsettling i guess

the phantoms in fnaf 3, i fucking hate their jumpscares (except mangle, since it’s not really a jumpscare). i’m fine with them in ucn tho for whatever reason

[fandomwritingbit]

So I legit wrote this in the middle of the night, had a dream and had to. I’m so sorry about the grammar and over all tone lol. Tis just a little cute Afton idea, sfw.

I like the idea of Freddy’s being more of a nightclub, like open ‘til ungodly hours, dancing, live music, bouncers on the door kinda joint. And you’ve got Mr Afton, the fella in charge of pretty much everything because Henry is useless and I mean everything: he has to pick up security shifts if no one else will, fix any shit that breaks, the bastard takes care of accounts, inventory. He just never sleeps. The place sucks every last bit of life from him and he hates it with every crumb of his “soul”. 

You could be wait staff there or security or whatever, but like everyone else on the payroll you know that Mr Afton is not one to mess with. Over your tenure there you’ve seen him physically pick up patrons and remove them from the club, not to mentions the fights. He’d never hit first, man is patient like that, will take their shit for face value and just chew them out, but the second some hard-man thinks they can take him, he isn’t holding back. Brutal fighting, not just enough to make them not a threat anymore, much further. Smashing their face in, kicking them when they’re down, breaking limbs, and if they’re particularly mouthy, spitting on them. 

So when it’s a Saturday night band slot that’s missing (11 ‘til 01am prime time slot) cancelled for whatever reason you’d expect him to go to their house and fuck them up for the inconvenience, but no. Seeing the club full with drinks flowing, he knows he can’t afford to loose out on the earnings tonight would get.

Everyone is astounded when he chuckles mean-spiritedly at the news, snarling at the nearest fucker that he’ll do it and Henry doesn’t object. Henry must’ve know of Afton’s history singing, maybe he’d even partnered up with Mr Emily in the hope that the club would give him the chance to do something he enjoys. That wasn’t the case though. Regardless, Henry knows that William can fill the slot finely but he’s surprised at the old-dog’s audacity in doing so. 

He takes the stage and the cunt just sings. And its good - like really good. Staff are looking at each other in disbelief that this man, who can sing like that, is slaving away at a shitty club, barley keeping the lights on. You could tell he was using this as a vent opportunity, every bit of pent up rage, at Henry, at Freddy’s, at his life in general being let out. 

And when he’s done he just walks off towards the back offices, really stunned staff following behind, you being one of them, from the look of his face he looks like he’s about to go outside and put a hole through the wall. People drop off in the journey until eventually its just you following him out, questions on your tongue; something about what he did had just hit home. He’s after a fag, a mix of indignation and amusement on his face, uncaring that he was getting ash all over. 

“The fuck are you doing here?” He spits, turning towards you in a sudden movement that catches you off guard. 

“I just...” You can’t think of words to say, the raised eyebrows and tightness of his jaw really making you regret coming out in-toe. Man is fucking menacing.

“You’re really good.” 

He laughs curtly, self-deprecation in his mouth. 

“Yeah. I know, shocking innit?”

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Things are coming, big things. Just not having the time to write all the shit swilling around in my head :)