#fuck living in the middle of the woods
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okay i fucking hate the wifi at my house cause it sucks so bad that i can’t play genshin. like here i am trying to get my little common chest cause i need the XP but noooo! my stupid fucking wifi has to be shitty!
#genshin impact#genshin#monstadt#liyue#inazuma archon quest#fuck my stupid wifi#fuck living in the middle of the woods#fuck nature#just let me play genshin in peace#i’m literally just trying to get ahead of my friend rn#silly goofy sydney thoughts
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Running away only hurts you more
#cw/ blood /injury (relatively minor but jic)#miles edgeworth#franziska von karma#ace attorney#yep I'm still very normal about ace attorney and miles edgeworth and franziska in particular. siblings are important to me ok#anyway my HC is the kiddos live in their school uniforms so playing outside /running away usually causes minor injuries#esp since the woods on the Von Karma estate are gnarly wild old-growth black forest woods. its a metaphor for something probably#also the school uniform is edgeworth keeps the cravat. like 'manfred killed my dad but i had to wear ties in middle school so FUCK them'
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Playing Nu Carnival and I haven’t started the recent event or gotten anywhere close to finishing the story yet (stuck on the bear fight in Blade’s chapter) but I’m gonna be honest Huey sounds like he fucking sucks
#Nu carnival#Like. He MADE aster and Morvay just to abandon them.#That business with blade sounds super fucked up#Quincy lives in the middle of the fucking woods alone and I know#part of it is because the people he knew started being suspicious of him when he didn’t age#But I also fully believe it isn’t for no reason that he’s so suspicious of anyone like Huey#And Kuya. Man where do I fucking start#I really can’t get over the aster and Morvay thing I know he’s done worse but#I was doing uh. What’s his face. Casino owner version of aster’s story#And the fact that he keeps going ‘maybe Huey will come back if I clean the house enough… maybe he’ll stay if I make sure everything’s#perfect’#my god that alone made me want to kick Huey’s ass#Something about that hurt me really bad
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I am once again begging online shop payment processing companies to allow me to enter a separate name for shipping and separate name for billing!!
It's the same address, I'm just trans and have not legally changed my personal name, but I still prefer to receive mail as my preferred name! Like it's literally my professional name, I do business as my preferred name.
Annoying as fuck, and I don't want to chance my bank rejecting the payment (though I'm sure someone at my bank has put a note to allow it on my account by now, since I've contacted them a couple times before when I realized too late that the billing section didn't let me input another "address/name" section, and they said the payment was fine in those cases.)
Anyway, legal name changes should be free and non-advertised for everyone. Tbh, you should get a free name change every time you file your taxes on time as an incentive for good citizen behaviour. Once I am elected pres-
#i think the one i just used didnt even have a separate billing address option which makes no sense#guess they dont want anyone giving any gifts making the buyer pay twice for shipping like that#maybe it was a fault of the mobile browser but i highly doubt it since many desktop sites look like mobile browsers these days#just so fucking frustrating. what if i lived somewhere where my legal name would out me? (im in the closet rn so doesnt matter)#i dont want to fucking see my legal name. im already forced to see it everywhere else.#i dont wanna ruin my mood on a day when im supposed to be getting a package which should be a happy thing yknow#vent#transphobia#speaking of like i would change my name but i dont want to and cant afford the fucking ridiculous price for it#and i dont wanna advertise it in a newspaper either! shits expensive as fuck on top of the hundreds to file the court paperwork!#i already tried to do it once with money in hand and the receptionist told me that even tho it was for gender identity i could not...#...avoid the newspaper thing unless i also changed my legal gender marker. and i had to back out bc i have reproductive health problems#i dont want a gender marker change to fuck with my getting healthcare#(i did change the gender letter on my ID card later tho which only took a signature on a paper no hassle with anything)#it really really fucking sucks how all these little things add up all the time#especially when im closeted while living w family who wont even use my preferred name#the real kicker is that. both my dad and his dad used preferred names. my dad used his middle name#and i use part of my middle name. yet my dad even in death still gets the dignity of being called his preferred name and i dont#sexism at its finest#reasons why i dont even hint at being trans around my moms side bc i already got bullied by them for wanting to use my middle name#ive literally been asking them to call me my mid name since i was 12. and theyve been acting like im trying to be someone else#its the same middle name on my birth certificate they gave me. i dont understand why they wouldnt want me to use it#but yeah i stay closeted bc i dont wanna deal with the name drama amplified exponentially for gender#prob get kicked out too cuz theyre queerphobic as fuck and i cant work rn and dont have a car#id have to just go full feral and live in the woods with the lizards where i belong#Cori.exe#Post.exe#fuck lol just looked it up and u cant change ur first name if u get married. i cant avoid the fucking fee man. let me be cori#literally why is it cheaper to get married than change ur first name! bullshit! marriage has so much more legal implications#transphobic queerphobic aromanticphobic privacyphobic poorphobic shit ass fucking state ive literally been cori most of my life ffs cmon
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Where are Mr ryul's undies??? Just letting it hang with full fucking chainmail tabard????
Don't worry! It's not chainmail! When I was first playing this game I didn't know about armour proficiencies so for like the first 2 acts the man was wearing light armour 😅 that tabard is probably made of cloth and doesn't have any protection under it
#who cares about safety if i dont look good while im adventuring - ryul probably#honestly ryul is just Halsin its the same guy but instead of the oakfathee ryul's into selune#the two of them have hot gay old man sex ofc#the lore behind ryul is that hes a wood elf who lived in some sort of forest so he has an appreciation for nature as well#temple of selune in the middle of the forest HAKDBDKSN#and hes fucked the entire clergy too#mind u this lore was cooked with no regard to dnd or any canon information#also hes an orphan with some sort of devil blood in him (which explains the eyes) and halfway through act 3 he gains sorcerer abilities#heph answered
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Grateful every day that when Will Wood was touring last in my area (that I know of) I wasn’t old enough to go bc the song that always makes me cry is the live version of becoming the lastnames recorded at the Nashville venue I would have gone to and I think that if 13 y/o Anthony heard it live it would have broken him more than he already was
#middle school Anthony was fucked up#but I’m better now so#that being said I would REALLY like to see him live now that I’m almost old enough to go#will wood#becoming the lastnames is a god tier song that is often overlooked by the fanbase#and that is a crime#best song 10/10
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Once again rotating Zach Barns shitty experiences post labryinthia (whenever the fuck he decides to leave)
#specifically thinking about the concept of Halloween#Zach barn getting scared shitless during Halloween when hes invited to a Halloween party of some sort#(he literally just brought his old knight costume (ppl judged him for his lil pant things just a little bit))#His roommate (NPC number 2353) explaining the concept of witches in folklore and how ppl dress up as them for halloween#And hes like ?????????????????????????? but witches are literally just real-life woman?????????#((his roommate proceeds to sit him down to talk about misogyny when he meant it in a 'oh-this-is-how-it-worked-in-labryinthia' way))#(((side note: he needs to learn how to deconstruct his misogyny so badly like he lived in misogyny town because was slurpin misogyny juice)#(((he does learn basic respect by the end of plvspw but he still got a LOT of steps to go with that post-labyrinthia imo)))#him getting really fucking confused about why witches usually have a black hats on when all of his witches wore purple cloaks#and they sat in their lil mansion in the middle of the woods stirring who-knows-what-substance (silver misogyny juice)#him learning that ppl actually physically go LARPing and that his whole time in labryinthia was literally just a big LARPing experiment#by an old man who refused to give his daughter therapy#and instead caused a lot of people an incredible amount of trauma#anyways im getting off track im just rotating that in my brain this Tuesday night
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As a Country Bumpkin who just walked through Times Square I just gotta say: Poor Casey Jones Jr
#no listen#I too have grown up with a decently limited scocial group due to where I lived#(middle of the mother fucking woods babeeeeeee)#and that shit was OVER WHELMING!!!!#fun but over goddamn whelming#rottmnt#hamburgrr speaks#Casey posting
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physically impossible for me to take aus where clef raises meri seriously because 1) its alto clef and 2) his ass would Not father a child no matter how upset it would make him to leave his kid his ass would NOT be a father and 3) listen to me look into my eyes boy ok. meri would be the worlds most autistic girl in the world. combining that with clef as her dad? its hell. do you fucking hear me. do you even understand where im coming from. girl who has to be put on a backpack leash because she keeps trying to eat the fucking fish at the damn aquarium vs her dad who just picks her up by the back of the shirt everytime she tries to run off. unstoppable force vs immovable object in the worst way possible. the world would fucking explode
#[ren]#this is. heavily exaggerated.#but also i CANT imagine them having a domestic life.#clef would have to take her to the middle of fuckass nowhere in the woods and let her run free like a dog for enrichment her ass would-#-NOT!!! be content living in that shitass condo of his do you fucking hear me.
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also my neighbor was driving our PS and me to the ferry and she was talking about how she might be autistic because some of her autistic friends are peer reviewing her and she usually gets along better with ppl who are autistic and I was just there like. "oh is that so my good buddy friend? hey I'm autistic btw."
#fucking. everyonr who lived down here is neurodivergent#literally me my ps and our neighbor have adhd#the guy who is getting kicked out for unrelated reasons is neurodivergent.#i met the people who are supposed to move in after him and like. guys.#idk you dont live in a trailer in the middle of the woods middle of nowhere if youre neurotypical ig
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i will never forget u two <3
#tumblr wont let me reply to anyone on my posts but i wanna say thank you to the people who replied to it#skylo (the smaller one) passed away in 2021 and putting lupus down on monday is just so hard#like these are my BABIES you know they were my first real childhood pets#skylo was 13 when she passed and lupus is 15! they got so old especially for dalmations snd they had wonderful lives#they were so sweet and so caring with all my siblings as they grew from babies to toddlers to now#ive got these pictures of my youngest sister just hanging off both of their necks and climbing them#and they were always so wonderful with them#one of my sisters played connect the dots of my lupus once and it took AGES to get all the pen off him#skylo once knocked a fence panel out with her forehead because she ran so fast for a pigeon and didnt stop in time#they were each other’s best friends#and skylo would always sprawl out and take all the space so lupus had to curl up in a little ball#i remember when this started getting bad for me and i would stay home from school#when i got the house to myself or really late at night when i couldnt sleep i would let the dogs up on the sofa#even though they were never allowed on there#and i would sit in the middle witb each on one side both their heads on my lap#or i would lay on the sofa in an s shape and one would sit behind my legs and one would sit in front of my chest#god im gonna miss them both so fucking much like i grew up with these dogs#losing skylo was so hard#im gonna cry so so much#but we’re gonna take him on a walk in the woods or in the river#and we’re gonna get him pigs ears because those are his favourite treat#and im gonna sit with him all day when i go back home on sunday#and hes gonna know he is so loved and treasured just like skylo knew
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I apologize I haven't been productive. I've been having a hard time with my allergies all fucking day 😭
#Just a dandy pineapple in space#The fact I live in the shit fuck middle of the woods doesn't help 😔
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#me doing field work with someone cool: look at me im so normal. im fine. idk why i was crying so much yesterday lol#me after opening my email and checking comments on manuscript: i... i want to say and do so many upsetting things rn#i want to spit and bite. i want to wander out into the woods and vanish. except its the middle of the fucking desert and there's no woods#i shouldnt even be looking at this stuff bc i spent fucking like 9hrs doing fieldwork and my brain is fried#but my fried brain hates me hhhhh i have so much bullshit to do. i dont fucking care about any of this#and yet tomorrow morning im gonna get before fucking 6am and im gonna get field supplies together for Friday and im gonna meet a fucking#collaborator at fucking 4pm bc i cant fucking stop. but if i can manage go to the fucking health and wellness center bc im not healthy and#im not well and idk how tf it works bc im staff and not a student but i assume they have some obligation to help if i wander in off the#street. then idk well see how the middle of my day turns out bc ive got 90 million things to do#but god i hope i go in tomorrow like i just want to not have to live like this anymore i dont wanna lurch around full of bitterness & pain#i dont even like field work that much. i cant convince my brain im not just wasting time so it stresses me out#but fucking everything stresses me out. tho today it was more useful in avoiding the things i dont wanna do#hhhh im just sick to death of all this#unrelated#also fucking shout out to my sp0tify wrap list. i forgot that i used to listen to crumb radio to fall asleep so im apparently in the top 2#percent of crumb listners lol. also my genres were german indie. iclandic idie. indie rock and alternative rock lol#i dig the idie music
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“I might float,
for a second,
through the shadows of my reason.
for my own, my own children
on the rainbow,
above the ocean.”
#syd matters#i might float#Spotify#this song makes me want to escape into the woods in the middle of fuck all in Ireland and be adopted by a bear or some shit#Irish people would love those mfs#I know there’s really only bears in donegal but idk I could migrate more over there#who’s gonna stop them? the forestation that made them extinct in the first place?? easy plant more trees#Probably find ways to befriend them or domesticate some in a good way#having a pet bear would be awesome they’d give such good hugs#they can also eat me too ig i don’t have will to live#apparently a discovery of a bears patella provided great amounts of knowledge scientifically#it also provides proof of the earliest human activity in Ireland#That’s pretty dope that a whole ass bear knee gave us such crucial information#I wanna be bard with a pet bear#we would drink so much whisky and fuck up so many rich ppl#wait would the bear try and fuck me though if he got drunk#I hope not#I would hope he or she or they or it or them or himb she they would see me as a mother
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thinking about the time i was out hiking and came across someone living in the woods
#currently#had to basically walk through their little clearing to get back to the road and i thought i was going to die#but they must have been at work or something bc they were not there#anyway they were living the dream!#good for them#was it illegal? yes. but i'm sure everyone in the nearby town knew and just didn't give a fuck#i mean what are you supposed to say if gary the cashier is living in an rv in a national forest in the middle of no where#no hook up no camp site no gods no masters just a someone in an rv with a dog in the middle of the woods on the banks of a river#you say 'wow cool good for you. how much are these tomatoes?'
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Can I ask which anime? I don't personally watch that much, only really seen like,, 2 or 3 series to the end-
Overlord, I heard the big scary lich was the protag and decided to check it out only to be thrown back to the barrel scrapings that made me stop disclosing my gender in mmos, if they ask if there's a girl stay quiet young me learned.
#meowow#I do as an atheist teenager who lived through the pandemic in middle of the fucking woods New Jersey#appreciate the exploration of loneliness and only really having online friends#the feeling of emptiness as they log off#but I didn't ask for a side of I want to scent your bed and have your babies
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