#fuck varg

[cultofthewyrm]

Stolen from IG spacewizardinspace_

[crucifixing]

Imagine living a life where you have to take so many fucking Xanax and clonazepam to actually fall asleep and escape the blind rage you feel when you imagine some twink guitarist getting stabbed too many times

[sarenhale]

Some really quick sketches about a metal band story project thingie that’s been on my mind. Arska and Varg!

[m3tal-chick]

Never opening Tumblr at work again cause my coworker now think I read Varg x Faust smut (which is absolutely true but still). The worst part is that the guy who caught me looks EXACTLY like Varg in his prison time😭

[deathwhoregutfucker]

if varg was gen z, he'd post those fuckin thirst traps on tik tok, but only the ones that those cringe ahh metalhead guys post.

he'd get everyone hot and bothered in the comment section, and this would only be a ploy to promote his debut album.

also, he would make smutty boyfriend asmr videos (which i would absolutely not watch guys!!! never!!!) but he would keep that shit on the low down. eventually after a couple years, people would be like "why does that greifi asmr guy on youtube sound like count grishnackh????" and then he'd pretend he's not him. but he would play it up. he would be like "ooooh i suppose i do" and he'd make videos on tiktok with his voice changer so he could sound like gerifi as if he isn't

[acorpsesbride]

This monkey is telling people to live in the old a barbaric times and nature, but he is forgetting that he has social media… is he alright? Sometimes I feel like he had a really bad fall in prison or his parents dropped him on his head and he was never breastfed.

[ultr6violnce]

im boutta say smth n' idk how many will agree n' i honestly don't care but if you're genuinely going online and going out of ur fucking way to cosplay as real people who were genuine bad people or are fucking dead pls get help n' stop being a freak. because if i see one more fucking pelle cosplay on my fyp im gonna genuinely rip my own intestines out. like let him rest ffs n' the ppl who also like try to be like euronymous n' varg like r we js forgetting what they did or what??? because it's genuinely so fucked that ur not only dressing up n' trying to be like someone who's dead n' took pics of his bandmates d3ad b0dies to use as an album cover BUT ALSO GOING OUT OF UR WAY TO BE LIKE AND COSPLAY AS THE PERSON WHO KILLED HIM?? get help pls n' thx 🤞🤞

[realpontchartrain]

Do I dare go to church on shrooms or should i just sit this one out lmfaoooo

[spitritualr]

a letter from varg and his belongings collected by police after being arrested

[openthefobwatch]

Close enough

[itwasnotahamster]

Found: thetruemayhemcollection | Photo: finnhakonrodland | Holmenkollen Chapel, Oslo, Norway 🇳🇴

This stave church was rather remarkable, having been completely reconstructed in 1903. During that time, Anders Beer Wilse captured a photograph of it. Originally, the church served as a dedicated venue for various religious ceremonies such as confirmations, baptisms, memorials, and marriages, as well as sporting services.

However, on August 23, 1992, the Holmenkollen Chapel fell victim to a devastating fire. Varg Vikerenes was convicted of setting fire to the church, with Bård "Faust" Eithun and Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth also being implicated.

Nevertheless, the church was reconstructed to match its original form precisely. It currently stands proudly next to the Holmenkollen Ski Museum and a range of world-class Olympic ski slopes.

[crucifixing]

Necrobutcher’s a cunt

Hellhammer is a cunt

Hellhammer: ah fuck euro he left dead in krakståd on purpose to kill himself but lol the last thing he said was ‘I’ve got a big ass new sharp knife’ and was like lol l8er I’m totally not responsible for this in any way lol

Fuck them. Seething.

Oh no not the fucking person everyone but Varg, necro, and Hellhammer say is a cunt lmao

Enemy fucking one here dudes

That’s the guy

Fucking smiles and drinks cola man

That’s him officer

Mayhem: develops dead’s pictures

Also mayhem, sans euro since murder: euro wanted us to release this bootleg with his body on it lol it’s not us as two living people, it wasn’t our idea, we’re powerless to the ghost of Øystein that printed these records oh well might as well be famous

Also post-euro mayhem: lol his family begged us to take Varg’s bass off the tracks but we said fuck that bc poetic black metal with murder victim and his killer, were edgy but were the good guys 🥺🥺🥺

None of their virtue signaling shit adds up

Fuck them

Hope they aspirate semen and croak

[horror-aesthete]

Lords of Chaos, 2018, dir. Jonas Åkerlund

[g0r3yg1rl]

homosexual in the closet..

[deathwhoregutfucker]

Varg Vikernes Old Funeral Era

[crmsndragonwngss]

I’m still thinking about this lmfao