#fuck what is my vampire tag again ughh

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Firstly, you and your husband is an extremely great writers!

second, is it alright for a touched starved vampire x touchy human. please, im lonely. thank you very much and have a pleasant day!

An unhealthy obsession wasn’t deadly per se but the vampire didn’t even begin to comprehend that they stood in problems knee-deep. 

It had started with one lazy afternoon, the vampire had lain on their couch and wasted their endless hours graciously. They’d eaten little that week (their eating habits were dangerously bad, even for a vampire) which had left them sleepy and totally useless for the rest of the day. Everything in their vision had swum in a soup of colours and when they’d pressed their palms into their eyes, it left them with the urge to throw up. 

When their roommate had stormed into the apartment, agitated and apparently ready for battle, the vampire didn’t even notice it at first. It was only later when the human straddled them that the vampire guessed their date hadn’t turned out to be successful. What happened after that was a total blur, all that remained in their memory was the feeling of skin on skin and the prurient sounds that filled the apartment.

Ever since that…incident, they touched whenever the possibility arose. Sitting on the couch together didn’t work anymore without holding hands or sitting on top of the other. The vampire had never thought their relationship would develop into this and they had certainly not thought that they would fancy it.

After all, they knew the human since childhood and with that, every dirty little secret they had. And likewise did the human.

What the vampire hadn’t considered was the possessiveness the human personified. They were too blind to see that they were nothing but a puppy on a leash, someone the human wanted to themselves without sharing.

There was some thrill to that — feeling wanted and feeling at peace was something the vampire welcomed. 

“Have you eaten anything today, my love?” The human’s fingers went through the vampire’s hair until their hand was full of it and they were able to pull on it gently. The vampire let out a pathetic whine, still drunk on the feeling of their lover’s hands massaging their shampoo into their skull. 

“Breakfast, yes,” they answered obediently. The vampire was taller than the human and oh so much stronger but in reality, they were never scared of hurting their mortal lover. The human was in charge, after all, wrapping the vampire around their little finger with ease. 

“I don’t mean that, my love.” The vampire turned towards the human and watched them patiently. 

“I’m trying to quit that,” they said, blinking.

“You can’t quit drinking blood. You’re a vampire,” the human said, chuckling at their lover’s response. Even though the vampire already felt hot from the bath, they blushed. Humiliation was something the human used in little doses but when they did, it always forced a reaction out of the vampire.

“I’m still trying.”

“You can have my blood, you know?” their lover said, one finger following their spine all the way down. Their nail scratched a painful line into the vampire’s back but it made them feel some sick ecstasy they couldn’t explain. They drew in a sharp breath. 

“I…I know…”

“You’re good for me, aren’t you?” The human stood up on their tiptoes and pressed a kiss to their vampire’s cheek.

“O-of course.” The vampire threw their head back when a cold hand slid down their stomach. It made them feel like a human again. They had to squeeze their eyes shut and concentrate on breathing.

“You have already claimed my body and my blood, haven’t you?” the human asked with a voice that could’ve been a siren’s.

“…yes—” The vampire’s thoughts were mushed together.

“Then eat me whole.”

[chiistarri]

imsoo normal about guys byw

[certifiedceraunophile]

Hi! A fan of your writing here. I just love the way you write Caroline. An Avoidable Heart is my comfort fic and I am constantly in awe with the way you write and craft the dynamics in that story. Caroline's inner monologue is just priceless and God! I just love that intro scene where Caroline is walking into the Mikaelson compound with vampires and hybrids in the surrounding ready to pounce on her.

I would love to hear how you would have visualized Caroline crossing over into TO or not? Like in what season and why? How it would have likely gone?

Thank you!

First of all lovely anon gimme a moment to breathe, asdfghjkl why are people so lovely 😭😭🥺✨ It means sooo much to me that you’d take the time to jump into my inbox and send these kind words, like please I’m not worthyyyyy, But you make me smile and feel really freaking warm so *handcuffs your hand to mine* you aint leaving 💖✨💞🙃

But OK ALSO oh my god dude THAT CAROLINE WALTZS INTO THE COMPOUND AND TAKES ON A COUPLE HUNDRED VAMPIRES BY HERSELF SCENE???? Ughhhhh I’m sorry but I have SUCH a boner for Caroline in that, like my badass -I admit kinda op- QUEEN IS HERE and she’s fucking shit up, I’m sorry but I love that scene so much it’s so dear to me I was killing myself over how self-indulgent and grossly Over powered Caroline is but like idgaf man it’s such a hot scene and Caroline is practically invincible and we just love to see that, so seriously lovely anon, you telling me you LOVE that scene??? Puts the biggest smile on my face and reassures me a LOT bc I was whining and cribbing over how absolutely unbalanced that scene is to literally everyone BUT LIKE YOU JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE and pointing that exact scene UGHH…...meant to fucking be the both of us 💖💞✨

And ALSO Caroline’s monologue is quite honestly the easiest inner monologue out of the three voices I wrote for that work, Klaus’s is the real pain in the ass tbvh like it is NOT easy writing pretentious besotted losers with a Kardashian complex especially when you need to make them sound cool when they’re the lamest OP dude bros to ever exist - and no I don’t hate Klaus although I seem to try my darndest to convince ppl I do- I just personally believe that a feral fucker like that with a thousand years of existence under his belt can grow a pair and graduate from his kindergarten level of emotional maturity to adult sometime soon, But then on the flipside he’s so grossly adorkably smitten and feral for Caroline plus hella horny for her all the time that its usually easy to write the trashed and devoted idiot he is into something pretentious and powerful and potent when relating to his unflappable arrogance and his narcissism, but sometimes I also need him to be *deep* and ffs profound for the sake of the plot and jfc my muse just wont work with me on that, she’s like I’m sorry I’m not about to bust my ass to make this mongrel intelligible like no sir all I wanna do is make him uncomfortably horny for Caroline and leave him like that.

So smh yeah the struggle is real….but lmao Caroline is just so precious and fiercely protective and just so achingly lonely in that story, so desperate for connection and trust and intimacy yet so guarded and impervious to everyone like it hurts me to write her like that but it really challenges me as an author to balance out her inherent light with the “void” I create in her and through her, so yeah it’s a very fulfilling task and I wouldnt change it one bit, and also I had to balance out her physical op-ness w half a millennium of the ugliest emotional trauma lol so I guess that figures, but the point being….once again I am overjoyed knowing that you liked a facet of the story that I tried so hard to make as authentically Caroline and achingly real and moving as I can and I cannot possibly feel more accomplished than rn for it so ty ty ty ty for reaching out to me and telling me *tackle hugs* It makes me GIDDY knowing that you enjoyed that particular part of the story like ugh stab me please you're too sweet.

And ok NOW, coming to The Originals part of the ask, (also please note that when I say TO headcanon; Hope does not exist, Hayley is a dead in a ditch and ofc Klaus will stop being that lil bitch they tried to pawn off as Klaus in TO) 

HEADCANON 1

Honestly my biggest headcanon when it comes to TO crossovers somehow always include non-humanity!Caroline like it’s just so perfect to me?? The opportunity to make shit BLOW UP b/w them like imagine the DEBAUCHERY, the heat, the SEXUAL TENSION, the repression of one Klaus Mikaelson, the EXPLORATIONS, and omg the role reversal when Klaus has to be the voice of moral reason between them and not bc he believes Caroline would not be able to stand herself if she does something heinous and monstrous but bc he wants her to be completely and utterly herself, and yk *aware*, when she DECIMATES ppl to the ground and is in full-on predator mode, like he wants her monster to come out and play with him when no part of Caroline is locked away or suppressed, so obviously when she is w/o her humanity KLAUS exercises restraint on her behalf, like can you imagine that, Klaus restraining himself and being the vague, extremely broken and just largely inaccurate moral compass between the two of them for ALL the wrong reasons- and the entirety of NOLA just standing there watching him herd this baby vampire who seems to be intent on riling him up and angering him when all she is doing is giving him a massive hybrid hard on, like IMAGINE THE GOODNESS of non-humanity Caroline wrecking NOLA and Klaus letting her wreck it bc he is helpless in the face of Caroline Forbes and also bc he is quite honestly *enjoying* the debauchery himself so why put a damper on the festivities.

-I might wanna add that I favour this headcanon a lot bc I genuinely do not even remotely *like* the idea of NOLA as Klaus's chosen place to set his roots so like I would love Caroline going to NOLA and destroying everything there just bc I detest NOLA and the storyline behind it in TO. (yes is it petty? Obvi, but like I am a petty soul and I make no apologies ma’am)

HEADCANON 2

So yeah that’s my main TO headcanon, but my other one being, one I talk about very frequently, scream about in tag rants to an obsessive level, and like this is a cracky one but still very valid, where Caroline rolls up to NOLA humanity intact and all, finds Hayley preggo and is just laughing her fucking ass off bc anybody ANYBODY, with half a brain and a two minute convo w klaus would know how UTTERLY stupid the entire baby shit is especially when it’s with an immemorable one night stand, and Caroline’s just losing her shit about how like an entire city is obssessed w this baby and she just straight up tells Klaus he’d SUCK as a dad (which he really does tho like he was a shitty fucking dad canonically too) and Klaus is just like *sigh* girl tell me about it. I mean basically he’s finally relieved that someone is on his side about the whole baby thing and how he definitely does not want his entire millennium of life to finally sum up to this one squalling leaking stinky infant/unicorn Hayley is apparently baking in her oven, and I say this headcanon is cracky bc klaus would never have put up w this mess long enough for Caroline to come in and sort it out, there’s this preferred method of disposal of his called heart ripping that would've been employed quite early on and honestly saved us all a lot of brain cells and minused years of life, bc let’s be real any Klaus who’s NOT a lil snivelling bitch wearing a Klaus skinsuit would’ve yeeted the baby and the mama first chance he got, and that’s just how I see it.

Lmao I really hope I didnt scare you away w my *strong* opinions Ik they can be a bit much but I enjoy having them so theyre not going anywhere, anyways this ask answer got WAYYYY too long but I’m hoping I answered your question well with this or atleast left you slightly confused and bemused over my feral screaming....either ways I’m really really really happy to have got your ask and the chance to rant so much bs, Twas cathartic and honestly I had nothing to do today so I was more than happy to dish this baby out for you. Thank you so much sweet anon for putting a smile on my face today I am absolutely HONOURED by your words you’sa cutie 💖💞✨🗣🗣

[cohen-stark]

Thank you @moonfell44 for tagging me in this! I like this type of stuff :)

Rules: Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Top 10 songs(/pieces) I can’t stop listening to:

Ughh so I haven’t listened to a lot music lately??? just the same playlists on Spotify lol

In no particular order:

1.- Bloodstream - Stateless (it gives me A LOT OF Sansaery vibes so)

2.- Queen of Peace - Florence + The Machine (QUEEN IN THE NORTH ANYONE???)

3.- Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe - Kendrick Lamar (my song to go whenever I’m high lol)

4.- Memo - Years & Years

5.- Good Form - Nicki Minaj feat Lil Wayne (it’s the memes.. yeap the memes)

6.- Sleep To Dream - Fiona Apple

7.- High Horse - Kacey Musgraves (I’m loving her)

8.- What Am I Here For - Jade Bird (POSIE IS DESTROYING MY LIFE)

9.- All Night - Beyoncé 

10.- Que No Salga La Luna - ROSALÍA 

Bonus Track: Game of Thrones: Season 8 soundtrack. The season was AWFUL I know but Ramin Djawadi is amazing.

Favorite color(s): I always say black and red but honestly I don’t know anymore lol

Favorite ships:

* Brittana (Glee). They are the ship that I will always love the most. The Glee days were I N S A N E, tears, fights, angry tweets, stupid break ups, Santana leaving for NYC, Britt dating Sam, Heather saying stupid shit, Naya dating Big Sean??, Heather getting pregnant, MORE FIGHTS, Ryan Murphy saying that his favorite thing was “drinking wine and avoiding Brittana tweets”, MORE TEARS, sweet lady kisses, HEYA, uffffffff the good old days.

* Sansaery (Game of Thrones). The reason I made this blog in the first place. Being sucked into the little fandom in 2013, SEASON 3 and all those scenes. Falling in love with Natalie Dormer (AGAIN), Sophie tweeting about her crush on Nat, saying that Margaery should be Sansa’s girlfriend, yeap good years those were (2013-2014) I know they weren’t/never will be canon and Margaery is dead??but who cares? They’re my queens and I will love them forever. It doesn’t matter if it’s been years somehow I always come back to them.

* Petramos (Jane the Virgin). Yael Grobglas and Rosario Dawson playing a couple. Do I need to say more? The chemistry they have? Finally I can see older women on my tv screen being completely in love with each other and THEY ARE NOT AFRAID OF KISSING EACH OTHER WITH OPEN MOUTHS. Now things are rocky BUT FUCK YOU JENNIE FOR THIS ENTIRE SEASON OF BAD WRITING, BYE. 

* Supercat (Supergirl). Ok so what’s that show again???? This ship has a special part of my heart for SO MANY reasons *sighs* but mostly because I will give my life for Cat Grant! and to be honest I’m a huge fan of Carol (yeah sue me!!!!! boo hooo) so I was destined to fall in love with them. Plus first season?? it was heaven where ONLY Supercat and Alex/Astra shippers existed and everything was beautiful, can we go back to that???

* Posie (Legacies). It’s been like 2 weeks since I started watching this show and I SHIP THEM SO HARD THAT I’M SCARED. SCARED. All that teenage angst it’s too delicious. Josie Salztman belongs to Penelope Park and that’s it.

* Hollstein (Carmilla). It was a BIG THING back in the day. Broody Vampire and Cinnamon Roll :). Elise and Natasha should date (yeap I’m still not over that topic lol)

* Sleeping Warrior (OUAT). Mulan and Aurora were the superior ship, the material was there, they just needed TO BE CANON.

* Spuffy (Buffy The Vampire Slayer). DON’T @ ME, I’m trash... I KNOW.

* Barney/Robin (HIMYM). THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, EVERYBODY KNEW/KNOWS THAT AND TED MOSBY SUCKS

I think I had more ships along the years but I’m old and I forget things lol but those are always with me so yeah.

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick, I’m kind of obsessed with them at the moment hahaha

Last Movie: Melancholia from Lars Von Trier

Currently Reading: All the Posie fics I can find in AO3 lmao does this mean books? haha King Kong Theory by Virginie Despentes... controversial feminism I know. 

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