#fucking whoops

[shirozora-draws]

Am I late to the Barbie meme?

Shower thought turned into a diptych called "Aftermath of a Barfight on Niamos Started by a Baby Who Did Nothing Wrong Ever".

Two weeks of merch designs has me churning doodles out faster than ever. I'll post the finished stuff later in the week if I don't die from all the OT I have to work to make up for the long holiday weekend.

[luminlunii]

Zib in a trenchcoat acting all dramatic and noire-ish with a cigarette?

I FORGOT THE TRENCH COAT NO-

It's fine. I'm not having mental breakdown you are.

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[hornysaur]

do any fakeboys wanna come get knocked up (if you say no you're lesbophobic)

[cccc-daily]

heya cccc daily this is your sibling cjph daily (you're a Chonny Jash blog so you're my sibling /silly feel free to opt out of this lmao)

anyways What is your reaction to the daily lore as of late (if you pay attention to the lore, that is) and what's your favourite cj song

aight that's it mate have a great day :]

heyy!! feel free to call me a sibling lol, that's cool

i have no idea what's going on with the daily lore by now. buut i should probably look into it soon, before it gets completely incomprehensible /silly

my favorite cj song changes often, but right now it's the forest for the trees or storm and a spring :]

[ultimatestellar]

me, noticing that no one is home: oh great!! i can finally write this morbid scene for a fanfic without being interrupted!!!

my grandparents knocking at the door:

[bnesszai]

*stares at the uni work I've been procrastinating all week*

*stares at tomorrow's due date*

Aha....... I'm in danger

[sundaeserenade]

Monday/Sunday night remaining the best time to post fics because people don't wanna go to work/school, so they seek the comfort of their favorite bitches fucking for the umpteenth time and it's up to you to supply them with that need

[theshadowrealmitself]

Lkhgfshgfd So that last post was making me think about how I used to have a court-mandated therapist that would come to my house as a kid and help me with abandonment issues (wasn’t raised by my parents, long story)

And then one day, she stopped coming, and to this day I still have no idea if it was because they decided I didn’t need anymore sessions (not true, abandonment issues still strong) or if because she was only ever scheduled for a specific amount of meetings

And it just fucking hit me that having another person I was attached to suddenly leave, never come back, and never explain why probably didn’t help with my abandonment issues at all 😭😭😭

[rabidwrestlingfan]

Also, because I don't know who's still here, I'm still alive! 😅😂

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Was thinking about management sending Roxy down to retired storage hell to salvage some animatronics again. Just fucking. "What?? No! I'm not going down there!!! Do you even know what's on there?!" And the response is just "No. But I know you probably do after five trips down there already."

Fuck man they fucking got her she has for reals been down there like five times already. Hard to say she'll probably die down there after that. Well shit guess she's going back to hell!

[superfruitland]

ANON THAT WANTED TO EAT YOUR ART HERE IM FUNNY ENOUGH NOT ONE OF YOUR MUTUALS(god i wish i was) I'M JUST A WEIRD PERSON THAT HAS QUITE LITERALLY TAKE LITERALLY TAKEN A BITE OUT OF MY FRIENDS PAPERS-

ALSO I WILL CONSUME YOUR DONNIE DESIGN. /POS /PROBABLY NOT J /AFF

i love his design apparently-not-my-mutual-anon, have a very early wip of the donnie introduction that didn't get to see the light of day and was, infact, recycled

[boyswanna-be-her]

If anyone else is finding themselves hungry as hell, cash poor, with no time/ability to cook for themselves, I have found some basic acceptable American fast food that is cheap!

Dominoes will sell you a large pizza for $6.99 right now if you order online and pick it up yourself. It’s honestly a HUGE amount of food. (Pretty sure you can also get like gross wings or a gross salad if you want it for the same price but cmon don’t get those from Dominoes). They also have reasonably priced 2 liters of soda (tho the water is overpriced), if you, like me, love torturing your body with diet soda and tempting the kidneystone gods with your hubris.

A Wendy’s junior bacon cheeseburger is a whole lotta fat and protein for $3.69. Even with my sensory issues lately this has been a good option. Don’t waste any money on drinks here, they are insane.

Panera is running a thing right now where you can subscribe to their unlimited drinks “sip club” and it’s free through the end of the year. It’s normally $11.99/month but I tried it out and you put a payment method on file but they charge you $0 presently (and you can cancel it). VERY wonderful if you walk/drive by a Panera every day. Every two hours you can get a free coffee, hot tea, iced tea, soda, or SPARKLING WATER (that they have sparkling water on tap is truly a revelation for me, they have no idea how much seltzer i can consume if given the chance). Of course the catch is that you have to be ok with getting a drink AND NOTHING ELSE sometimes or you’ll just get sucked in.

They also have more bev options included than most places do entirely, with several flavored iced teas and a whole menu of, inexplicably, caffeinated lemonade. Their bagels are also pretty cheap (99¢ or $1.69 depending on flavor), esp if you don’t buy the individual-serving cream cheeses which are both wasteful and cost as much as or more than the bagel to begin with. Oh and they’ll sell you a turkey sandwich for $5 which is sometimes a relief from the junkier stuff. (their kids menu is cheap and just order ahead and skip your shame)

Taco Bell still sells protein-dense sides like pintos and cheese & bean burritos that are affordable ($1.99 & $1.69, respectively). They’re not much to look at but you really can’t go wrong with refried beans, cheese, and sauce.

I burned myself out on value menu chicken nuggets and cheap double hamburgers at McDonalds but they’re always an option. They have a good value menu and usually are running a promotion with $1 drinks.

Idk if anyone else is in my weird food situation rn, but I drive or walk past these places almost every day that I’m working—sometimes several locations—and having some reliable options is helping me not skip meals out of frustration. I’m honestly over feeling any sort of guilt that I eat like a picky child. I promise I also eat plenty of nutritious food (not gonna lie, I eat a lot of dinner with my parents at home, but they’re great cooks, they make healthy stuff, and they send me off with leftovers). But when it comes to packing myself a lunch, my ISSUES have been getting in the way.

[soobadnoonecanstopher]

Help I forgot I had an AO3 account and I just found comments on fics left like 490 days ago 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[randomositycat]

stares at the draft that gets deleted soon that i dont even want posted in the first place i just added it to be silly

[answrs]

mom: complains about they/them pronouns being SO HARD to remember

me, barely refraining from telling her about the existence of neopronouns: