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I was looking for a different note, but you know what, I need to make fun of Ettvard for the way he addresses and signs this note to himself
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wow aint u a sight for sore eyes
#literally my eyes fucking hurt#portgas d ace#fire fist ace#one piece#one piece fanart#second division commander#my art#:) he is done i can rest …#every time i work on something i end up doubling the time it should take bc im a weenie#but also full time job that sucks all my time and energyuhhfhdh capitalism shakes fists#alternative title is the song you know the one you tell your boyfriend he says hes got beef but im a vegetarian and im aint fucking scared#of him#its great#lol
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I know most of my new followers are for Homestuck but I just reread the entirety of Eyeshield 21 and: football manga good. So you'll have to forgive a brief interlude of "Splickedy's favorite minor character (and guests)" haha. Anyway do you think any of the gangsters Agon canonically cuckolded ever mistook Unsui for his twin brother and beat the shit out of him?? Ignore me.
...also tho relatedly I made a post about college Hiruma/Unsui in January and now I'm 26,000 words in, because,,, idk I've lost control of my life? Because "I realized in college that I'm queer and I have a million tons of repressed emotions behind a very cracked dam" is a big mood and maps onto Unsui too easily for me to resist? Because I'm still incredibly amused by the thought of how pissed off Agon would be if his brother started dating Hiruma? All of those things, lmao.
#Eyeshield 21#Splickedydoodles#Hiruma Yoichi#Kongo Agon#Kongo Unsui#Anezaki Mamori#Kurita Ryokan#Raimon Taro#Hosokawa Ikkyu#I am forever bummed we didn't get more of the Enma Fires.... I think Kurita would be so good for Unsui as a teammate#I think it would be good for him to be on a team that isn't very smart but is full of very passionate kind people who love football#I THINK MY BOY SHOULD GET HUGGED AND TOLD HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB SOMETIMES >8U#still working on a title for this fic but eh we'll get there when we get there it's turning out way way longer than I intended haha
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introducing the unwilling captain of the Dynamos, former Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda!
The AU where lyfrassir tries to hunt the prison mechs down with their shiny new eldritch powers (and a gun) for ditching them while their system was vored by a crusty imperialist’s eldritch sugar mommy.
Unfortunately, they’re not the only survivor of a Near Mechs Encounter interested in finding the crew of the starship Aurora— not by a long shot.
#lyfrassir#lyfrassir edda#the bifrost incident#the mechanisms#tbi#hey. you. yes you the one reading these tags. it’s me the ps5 inside your brain. come into my ask box and type#‘jester speaketh on the subject of new midgardian hair cartilage.’ i have so many thoughts about midgardian biology and how it interacted#with the bifrost#i also have a full crew roster for the dynamos au#and also to pique your interest further: the reason the crew finds dr. plichard is because lyfrassir starts displaying anemia symptoms#after they sleep with no discernible cause so they put cameras in Lyfs room and find dr. plichard dropping from the ceiling and doing#freestyle blooddrawing before spidering back up into the vents. this is how they discover daedalus is NOT doing his job as engineer because#dr. plichard has set up an entire condo in the vents. daedalus promised that he was done trying to stage a violent mutiny against lyf to#claim the title of captain. clearly he did not pinky promise because that bitch is a LIAR.#anyways. lyfs only captain because 1) no one else wanted the position and 2) no one wanted Former Tyrant Daedalus Of The Hephaestus Fame to#be in power#so unfortunately their options were ‘ex cop frothing at the mouth for immortal blood’ or ‘Hephaestus the Olympian’#anyways. if you’re wondering why the ps5 inside your brain came preloaded with mechanism au opinions and a tumblr blog.#well.#Don’t worry about it :)#come into my ask box. we’ll have pirate fun times in space!#also let me know what you think of this piece. i need to have positive affirmations read out to me by the tiktok voice over lady as asmr.#for my health#anyways oh yeah forgot that one tag#my art
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My hobbies include recognizing the names of Arthur writers on other PBS Kids shows.
#anyway it turns out that kathy waugh also wrote for 'curious george'#apparently she introduced allie which suggests she has a specialty in vivid female characters#it fits in well with joe fallon's work on that show#i've also found joe fallon on some 'work it out wombats' title cards#i guess wgbh provides pretty good job security#unfortunately it also appears that curious george underwent a similar regime change (and drop in quality) that arthur did#because the most recent episodes have a much inferior format#babysitting days are full of exciting opportunities for media analysis
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jack coming back, showing pics of the crime scene to will AND molly, pressuring him to come back and molly telling him that she would be satisfied knowing he did the right thing and that he should go and Will actually going made me actually shed a tear.
#at the scene where he started to act as dolarhyde and kill the family#specifically during shooting the kids#THAT made me lose it#i get justice#everybody wants justice#especially if it means saving families#but jack tell me why are u coming back to an agent that u wouldn't even give the title of an agent to cuz he was too unstable for the field#and got mentally destroyed by this job and so he quit and doesn't wanna come fucking back#after 3 years of trying to rebuild his life and regain normality and happiness (at least what he thought would give him happiness).#all thrown out the fucking window#GO HIRE MORE PEOPLE THAT U WILL GIVE MORE RESPECT TO INSTEAD FFS#THERES A LOT OF PASSIONATE PPL THAT WILL HELP SOLVE THE CRIMES#WILL ISNT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD#MARIAM FOR EXAMPLE EXISTS HOW COME HE LEFT HER ALONE or at least thats what was implied#anyway<3#as much as will wasn't truly happy so technically it was for the good to yk return to hannibal someone he felt truly understood by#and complete with#still. seeing him give up that carefully crafted (although full of lies) life that he thought would make him happy was SO heartbreaking#but perhaps he wanted to do it and needed the push?#ok rant over#nbc hannibal#will graham#text post#my post
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me, any day : if I have to chose, I think I’m more similar to Marc than Vale
this video : well, just wait a second actually
#kidding (mostly)#I received an ask about vr46 au that kind of upset me and I had to do research#also I need to watch that full interview#in which I learn (through another article) that technically I have the same job title as vale’s mom#anon wasn’t being mean but it made more insecure about the scene so that wasn’t fun#esp when I feel like everything I’ve posted for the last like 10 days have been a fail#anyway
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Mr. Cordyceps Dreaming- but please, Cordy is fine. There's something off about this mortician embalmer...
#trapdoor art#neotag#neopets#yellow buzz#body horror#he's just a little round fellow who is so full of bugs#cordyceps dreaming#fixing the caption in what i think is the funniest way. i now know the difference between funerary job titles
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I watched Campaign 2, Episode 97 for the first time today and holy Wildmother, I knew the broadest of broad strokes of what the two (2) big things that happened in this episode were but absolutely no context or specifics or anything and then I watched it and I have been absolutely feral ever since.
Like I was in my kitchen in the middle of washing dishes and Fix You came on my music randomly and I almost started crying save me from myself.
Anyway Liam O'Brien just out here assassinating my feelings as per usual nothing to see here
#critical role#mighty nein#c2e97#cr campaign two#save me from actual college of tragedy bard Liam O'Brien#the man went full Shakespearean tragedy monologue on me and my heart could not take it#every campaign he really just says “I have custom tailored some Angst for you” huh#it's a good thing I already claimed Fjord as my favorite because Caleb is doing a good job of trying to steal that title#but no he can't have it#even if he is serving up the most perfectly slowest of slow burns#see also: the AUDACITY of forehead kisses#wounding me. in my soul.#quoth me: happy new year i am a dead noodle
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the first thing people always notice about alana is her eyes.
#headcanon. dr. bloom.#headcanon. dr. bloom. a good forensic psychiatrist; maybe the best.#[they’re the frost of water turning to ice before its full freeze in the earliest winter morning.#they’re the color it turns as it thaws slow slow slow and then freezes again. they’re so cold.#but they’re purely near white blue. wolffish and beautiful at once. they can be so cruel. and she can have the kindest eyes you’ve ever#seen. she can make you feel incredibly loved or she can absolutely crumble you with a glance. she KNOWS it too.#all her emotions show through her eyes is also the problem. she lies so well because she forces herself to feel it. so potent.#she can replicate an emotion painfully well for herself. she fucking hates it. it’s so hard and so much to deal with. but without it—#she wouldn’t be her. she’s explained the way her empathy works to a few people and I distinctly remember it was trish who was like#‘Jesus Christ I wouldn’t want that shit’ without even meaning to before going ‘it sounds so overwhelming to deal with’ before Alana broke#down in tears seconds later because she’s not hard and if you think she is you’re buying what she’s selling and you’re being grifted.#Alana bloom is my most dangerous muse and I write kitty ‘nexus of nothingness embodied’ valentine.#but I tend to think: would kitty be tricked into… anything by Alana? oh yeah. like. immeasurable yeah. a yeah the size of Texas.#Alana finds your weakest point because every single diamond has a flaw and she just g e n t l y begins to chip.#she’s good!hannibal. she’s the actual good doctor like. I think Tara Jess and I have unironically convinced the fandom that’s her title.#(lmfao it isn’t it’s lecter’s but book!lecter deserves it. show!lecter was a shit therapist. at least book!lecter was amazing at his job.)#and you know who his protege is? Alana!!!! she’s so deadly I’m in love with her and I’ve loved her for years now.#me: this is the side character I’ve written for more than a decade who causes a chain reblog reaction every time I post that gif set#if you know you know.]
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Hey tumblr user centerofleesmind "lee" superfruitsalad. Why are the turtles tired and crying. What have you done to them.
hey anon you can't just open the ask with such a banger line and proceed to ask me about the angst wips, anon PLEASE--
#i don't think i've ever laughed at an ask more#from now on please refer to me with my full title#/VERY MUCH LIGHTHEARTED AND JOKING#lee's thoughts#(way to steer away from the ask lee great job)
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Bro i put "working for a youtuber" on my resume on indeed and now i am plagued by emails about graphic design jobs that are full time only and require a bachelor's and 5 years in cad and adobe suite [i literally just graduated high-school]
#a shut up#BRO I DO NOT HAVE HALF THE NEED REQUIREMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also id like to go to college so i dont think i can do a full time job and school tf#one of the employers literally reached out personally with an email titled#''I want YOU to apply to this job!!!''#like ok uncle sam.#idk i just think it's kinda funny#either they're desperate or think doing youtube is just that cool
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a quick guide to michael's family:
ernesto - father. high school math teacher.
veronica - mother. 5th grade teacher.
christian - brother, 5 years older.
andrea - sister, 2 years older.
eva - christian's daughter, 6 years old.
emmanuel (manny) - christian's son, 3 years old.
#headcanon.#too tired to give the siblings jobs but eh.. he's also got a good chunk of extended family.. he is v much the Cool Job Cousin:tm:#he eventually took the title of coolest job in the family from andrea.. sorry <3#there's a good chance that you might catch him on facetime with his niece or nephew; he loves them So Much#and Yes his parents have voluntold him to come to their schools on career day i just think it's funny#okay i need to get ready for bed bc i have work tomorrow skdjfgh#head full thoughts pilots
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When I get a few free moments (read: a short series of consecutive, uninterrupted, totally me-time evenings), I am itching to finally finish something I have been thinking of doing (for so very long-- far longer than you might guess):
Learning a few new editing tricks in Photoshop (or procreate) so I can mimic the style of Something(tm) that I already have in mind.
Applying that knowledge to making a few new icons and then selecting one of those for my tumblr account ... and maybe using another one of those icons for a side account that I might have created shortly after I caught the CP2077 bug but have since ignored bc time, what is it?.
Messing around with tumblr themes because -- lol -- I need to use my shitty CSS knowledge for something better and more exciting than that Obsidian Monstrosity I've been custom theming.
#re my shitty css knowledge-- yeh#I think of it as shitty#but the truth of the matter is that I taught front end web dev#for many many years at the university level#while also playing the role of dev manager & architect#for a now-defunct piece of software#that at one point had a pretty sizable team of ppl grinding away#on the dev side and the design side of things#(all of whom reported to me at some level or another)#that said-- I still consider my css knowledge sort of shitty#especially when compared to people who#actually DO front end web dev as their day job#which i do not do#the last time Software Engineer / Architect#was literally my title as a full time employee in that roll#well-- I wasn't doing web dev and whenever I banged on front end#it was NOT for the web#(I was mostly concerned about designing APIs and#having serious thoughts about algorithms that needed#to compute tricky shit as quickly as possible)#also-- fixing typooooos in tags is impossble so fuccc dat shit#immm so tired#life is just --- give me some time to rest ffs
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Literally several times the past couple weeks I've pretended to not know how to do something at work because I've just been so tired and overworked and I'm only paid $13 an hour in a town where you need to make more than that to afford anything and I just cannot be bothered anymore
#ive worked here 3 years starting around 12.27 an hour and now im just over 13 like. honestly#oh are the computers glitching oh do you need an excel sheet programmed hmm idk dont think i know how to fix that#i do in fact almost always know how to fix that#i dont get paid to know how yo fix that though i dont even have a fancy job title#I'm literally the only full time staff member who doesnt have a specialized job title when i honest to god should by now#anyway#stupid posts
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You guys i woke up to so many sweet comments to my dream x preschool teacher fic and 😭😭😭😭😭
Yall make me feel like the main character 😎 which i am 😗✌️ but its nice to have it reinforced 😇
It was saur sweet and nice to wake up to it makes me wanna zoom through all my assignments and just write fics
Which is in fact the plan 🫶
Anyway i just wanted to say i appreciate you cutie pies for all your sweet replies. i have yet to respond to them all individually because i need to be on the right mental state to do that ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯ idk my brain is weird
But rest assured i do read them all and reply to them mentally. It just takes a while for me to respond irl bonk 🤠
LOVE CARE
#TEACHER! HE HAS MARKER IN HIS EYES!#my heart goes kaboom#i love making obnoxiously long titles#theyre so fun#but also i find it annoying when i have to type them out#😔#being a clown really is a full time job#sandman fanfic#my beloved interactors#im luv u
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