#funger.🍇

[dadsbongos]

Can you do some NSFW headcannos of Daan from Fear & Hunger – Termina? I really liked that chapter you wrote about him.

very general nsfw headcanons because i attacked his psyche instead of his dick. will probably return and add more when i get horned knee :)

gender neutralized reader implied below ~~~

i feel like daan is not someone very easy to crack open but once you’ve got his heart you don’t have to work too hard for his boner because he trusts and loves you

just be patient with the fella, he’s been through a lot and if he’s at the point where he feels comfortable exploring intimacy the last thing he needs is to feel any pressure

after you’ve gotten comfortable with each other, he wants sex between you two to be fun and relaxing above all, nothing heavy or overbearing in its romanticism just because then it can feel a little too prepared or orchestrated

not that he DOESN’T like being romantic, he just mostly wants sex to be you know fun and carefree

i can see daan flipping between pillow prince supreme and red-faced giver soaked in cum

it depends on the alignment of the stars and which phase of the moon you’re in though, he doesn’t have a distinct pattern 

though because funger can NEVER be totally happy i will say: he probably views sex as somewhat transactional, no matter how hard he tries to correct himself. it isn’t even a situation where he’s like “hey i gave you oral, now you need to do this for me” he only views it as a transaction when it comes to himself

he feels very guilty after his pillow prince moments like he’s somehow taking advantage of your love for him, so please please reassure this poor man omg

ok back to fun fuckin nasty:

big mumbler, his mouth cannot stop running when he’s getting his dick wet, he sounds so winded and astonished that you’re even here

he is very easy to fluster as well, you smile up at him while sucking him off and his whole face goes red

has a complicated relationship with his glasses when it comes to sex because they can slip when things get hot n sweaty but he also wants to SEE you in full hd4k

by nature he is not a domineering partner and feels much easier letting you tell him what to do, where to put himself, what you want him to do, etc. he’d have to be pretty riled up to take full control

he just gets kinda… negatively jittery when the idea of doing something you don’t like, like so jittery he isn’t even horny anymore (which runs back to the pillow prince/giver coin flip - if he isn’t in a set mood, he can be whatever you want)

i feel like daan isn’t PACKING packing but he’s like. Yeah! Decent! Definitely feels nice and he’s very focused on giving you the best experience

diligent and flexible fingers <3 lithe and long <3 wormy wet tongue <3

yeah whatever i want him let me live

[sweet-cuddlebug]

I just came across a little fan comic of the video game Fear and Hunger Termina.

First time I read or see anything about it, my first interaction with any kind of content from that video game.

I was going to reblog the comic to ask about it, since looking through the tags I'm not really sure what it is or what's about (but it looks interesting so I hope I can, like, join the fandom) but then I use my brain and realize I can just google it.

I google it.

Hm, it's a video game.

Oh, it's a sequel.

Hey It has a similar style to Little Nightmares, I love LN.

And it also seems to be horror game with a deep story.

Wow would you look at that. I'm interested and I want to know more about it. I should probably look for a playthrough on youtube and-

WHAT THE FUCK

It was this comic btw

[firmanettet]

Pinot Noir – Elegance i hver dråbe 🍷

Når det kommer til druesorter, der formår at fortrylle både erfarne vinkendere og nysgerrige begyndere, er Pinot Noir uden tvivl i en klasse for sig. Denne ædle drue har i århundreder været synonym med elegance, finesse og en subtil kompleksitet, som få andre kan matche. Dens oprindelse kan spores tilbage til Bourgogne i Frankrig, hvor de første vinbønder dyrkede Pinot Noir for flere hundrede år siden. Siden da har druen spredt sig til verdens bedste vinområder, men det er stadig Bourgogne, der regnes som det ypperste.

Pinot Noir adskiller sig fra andre røde druer ved sin delikate struktur. Farven i glasset er ofte lysere end mange andre rødvine, hvilket kan narre uerfarne øjne til at tro, at vinen vil være let og simpel. Men det er langt fra sandheden. En god Pinot Noir byder på en fantastisk dybde, hvor lag af frugtige, blomstrede og jordnære aromaer udfolder sig smukt. Typiske smagsnoter tæller modne kirsebær, hindbær, skovbær og subtile hints af skovbund, svampe og krydderier.

Hos Otto Suenson finder du et nøje kurateret udvalg af Pinot Noir-vine fra nogle af verdens bedste producenter. Her er både de klassiske flasker fra Bourgogne, men også spændende nyfortolkninger fra blandt andet Californien, New Zealand og Tyskland. Alle vinene deler dog den fællesnævner, at de hylder druens finesse og rene udtryk.

En af de store glæder ved Pinot Noir er dens utrolige alsidighed. Dens friske syre og moderate tanniner gør den til en perfekt ledsager til et bredt udvalg af retter. Prøv for eksempel at servere et glas Pinot Noir til retter med fjerkræ, svinekød, grillet fisk eller vegetariske måltider. Den fungerer også vidunderligt sammen med lette oste og charcuteri.

Det siges ofte, at Pinot Noir er "vinbøndernes sværeste drue", og det skyldes blandt andet druens sarte natur. Den kræver de helt rette forhold – køligt klima, veldrænede jorde og skånsom vinificering – for at komme til sin ret. Når det lykkes, belønnes både vinmager og vinelsker med en vin, der balancerer mellem intensitet og lethed på en måde, der nærmest føles magisk.

Hvis du endnu ikke har udforsket Pinot Noirs forunderlige verden, er det måske på tide. Hos Otto Suenson kan du finde alt fra sprøde og frugtige varianter til mere komplekse, fadlagrede udgaver, der udvikler sig smukt over tid. Hver flaske fortæller sin egen historie, men fælles for dem alle er en betagende renhed og en evne til at begejstre både næse og gane.

Tag dig tid til at nyde et glas Pinot Noir, uanset om det er en stille aften derhjemme eller som ledsager til en særlig middag. Og hvem ved – måske bliver det også din nye yndlingsdrue?

🍇 Skål for oplevelser i glasset!

[skittlespizza]

If fear and hunger guys had tumblr:

💰 veteran-funger Follow

Hey! Did you know the dungeons of Fear and Hunger have treasure in them! For the low price of 50 gold, I'll sell you a treasure map. Dm me on discord thanks.

🗡 cumhara Follow

@celeste-on-hiatus I'll be back in a few weeks! Love you!

🍇 celeste-on-hiatus Follow

What.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

I fucking hate le'garde. He keeps on having holy crusades for "Alll-mer" or something. MY WIFE AND CHILD DIED. I hate him so much. I want him dead. Sorry for the vent. It's been a tough week. I am going to track him down and kill him with my bare hands.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Le'garde isn't that bad. Calm down, the crusades had a purpose. Stop being parasocial about a guy you don't even know? Sorry about your wife but you gotta get over it. You're a full grown man.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

I added "Le'garde apologists" to my DNI, leave me alone freak. Go and kiss Le'garde's ass somewhere else.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

I will! You know, they say Le'garde is in the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger?! Yeah. I'm going there. Fuck you. I'll save his ass and send you pics of us together.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

Hey guys I'll be at the dungeons of fear and hunger for a bit.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

Hey do you guys like my dog?

💀 old-night Follow

That ain't a dog. It has twice the amount of eyes??

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

Her name is moonless <3

🗡 cumhara Follow

@celeste-on-hiatus how do we feel about another kid?

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

On the way to save my cutesy bf! Wish me luck!

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Found some people in a cave.. gonna talk to them. Maybe they'd like to hear about alll-mer. I don't think they've left this cave before :)!

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Um.. they did not like alll-mer. In other words, a blue haired guy and a small girl saved me! Wish us luck. And yes guys, i do love legarde. Idk what "comphet" is? Sorry. Is that an old god? I read about that in a book.

🌚 rher Follow

Comphet is an old god, yeah. He's the old god of denial.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Oh thanks!

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Today I almost died as a sacrifice. Though, I stopped it because I had a vision. Apparently something inside the dungeons of Fear and Hunger is waiting for me. I'll update my blog as I continue on.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

I hear screaming. Dogs barking and a man crying. I'm reading.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Something broke through the wall. I'm reading. Lots of information to bring back.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Can't get fucking quiet in this dungeon. Gonna have to leave this library and find a new one. People are so inconsiderate sometimes.

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

Day one dungeons of fear and hunger. They gave me rotten flesh as food. Not befitting for a man such as I.

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

Day two, dungeons of fear and hunger. They chained me up and this rather large man has been watching me. Help?

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

I hear footsteps. Maybe someone's coming to save me!

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

I think the guard died.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

I lived bitch.

🗡 cumhara Follow

Well I left the dungeons. No treasure but I got a kid I guess.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Still reading.

🔮 nosramus-blogs Follow

Still reading.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

How to do necromancy

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Why doesn't he love me

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

What is a "lesbian"

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Why do i like when i see girls kissing

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Le'garde is dead.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Leaving dungeons now. I didn't save le'garde but i found out i was a lesbian.

[dadsbongos]

the higher up a fic is, the newer and more accurate it is to my current writing style (re: older = more cringe)

fics with obvious references to sex are not marked +18 because it feels redundant, but they are still meant for +18 audience. fics/blurbs that don't specify smut in the title are marked +18 for clarity's sake

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ragnvaldr | the outlander

-smut blurb anon requested general smut :)

-kanin under maanen (+18!) Desperate to survive the dungeons as an inexperienced fighter, you latch onto the man from the North -- the one smearing monsters into paste with single blows.

-untitled fluff blurb you n rag live in a cabin and have a good time

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cahara | the mercenary

-till death do us part (+18!) desperate to live, you and Cahara make love.

-you are like a sopping wet cat to him (blurb) terrible title, but it was a general request from anon soo

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pavel yudin | bremen lieutenant

-pav nsfw headcanons requested!

-P(AV) IN V (+18!) you and pav fight… and then make up :3 with cool kitchen counter sex

-general bf headcanons requested! :P

-The Lovers Olivia asks you to watch over Pavel after his encounter with the Kaiser, and you're not the most professional nurse.

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daan von dutch | the doctor

-nsfw headcanons anon requested general headcanons

-smut blurb anon requested BANGING

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henryk kimikov | the chef

-fluff blurb anon requested! you work as a waitress at kimikov’s with henryk as the chef! he’s kind of a weirdo, but at least he’s handsome and shares food

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karin sauer | the journalist

-BOOB TOUCH (+18!) anon requested boob squeezing

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the prison guard

-the ogre problem You’re just a little guy in the dungeons of Fear & Hunger, hopefully you don’t run into any big scary prison guards…

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pocketcat

-rumplestiltskin pocketcat predator behavior anon request: Pocketcat x female reader drabble where the plot is either based on Rumpelstiltskin or Red Riding Hood, please

[sweet-cuddlebug]

Ok now what the fak is

Persona 5

I found it through Pinterest this time, due to fanart and comics from the ship of (if i did my reaserch right) Ryuji Sakamoto and Ren Amamiya aka Joker (apparently)

From what I saw of the original material I like the art but I don't know much (anything) of the plot except that it takes place in a school maybe

And when I was searching through Pinterest for a moment I thought it was an anime but I'm so happy it's not like oh my god

Now im gonna go read the wiki of these characters bc spoilers are not something that scares me I just wanna know if I would be interested in reading about them kissing and maybe seeing a gameplay if they exist

recreation of the first comic I saw before falling down this other rabbit hole (if you recognize it tell me the artist pls)

I just came across a little fan comic of the video game Fear and Hunger Termina.

First time I read or see anything about it, my first interaction with any kind of content from that video game.

I was going to reblog the comic to ask about it, since looking through the tags I'm not really sure what it is or what's about (but it looks interesting so I hope I can, like, join the fandom) but then I use my brain and realize I can just google it.

I google it.

Hm, it's a video game.

Oh, it's a sequel.

Hey It has a similar style to Little Nightmares, I love LN.

And it also seems to be horror game with a deep story.

Wow would you look at that. I'm interested and I want to know more about it. I should probably look for a playthrough on youtube and-

WHAT THE FUCK

It was this comic btw