#funny jjk

[sharksliveinspace]

“Wow. Human Earthworm 4 sucked.”

[obsesssedblerd]

“Wahhh!” 

“Nooooo!” 

“Bwahhhhhh!” 

“I don’t care, she was mine first!!!” 

“WAHHH!” 

“AHHHHHHH-” 

“Satoru Gojo,” you snap and glare at your husband, who’s burying his face in the pillow to muffle his laughter. Your seven month-old son also begins laughing. It’s so cute that you almost forget that the two were screaming at each other just seconds ago. 

Satoru lifts his head up to grin handsomely at you, feigning innocence. “Yes, wifey?” 

“Why on earth are you screaming with your son at eight o’clock in the morning?” You ask. 

“Because,” he whines, pointing an accusing finger at your baby boy, who had begun cooing adorably for your attention. “He won’t let me kiss you! Watch what happens.” To demonstrate, Satoru gently leans in, only to be stopped when the baby uses his tiny hands to push against his face with a loud whine. You stifle a laugh when he pouts, squinting his eyes at your son. “Listen, just because you’re laying here, doesn’t mean that you can just keep me from giving my wife a little smooch.” 

Your son doesn’t budge. “Bwah!” 

“Okay, and?!” Satoru exclaims with a tilt of his head.

You roll your eyes. “I cannot believe you’re actually arguing with him.” 

“Kid’s got a mouth on him.” 

“How do you even know what he said– You know what? Don’t answer that. Anyway, he’s your kid. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t sassy.” 

Satoru gasps dramatically. “I am not sassy.” Next to him, your son matches his pout with a hmph, and since he was born with Satoru’s hair and eye color, he basically looked like a tiny version of him. “See?” He asks, gesturing to his mini. “Even he agrees with me!” 

“Sure he does,” you say, then turn your attention back to your phone, scrolling through a grocery delivery app so you can start ordering things for the week 

“And back to you,” you hear Satoru continue with your son, “I just want to kiss her cheek, and you’re just– hey, no sticking out your tongue at me.” The baby babbles, and Satoru scoffs. “No, I’m not cryin’. What’re you talking about?” 

You laugh quietly. If this was how it was now, you couldn’t wait to see what it’s going to be like in the future.

[chromateclipse]

TAKADAA CHAAAANNN

[k-martins]

I'm not ready to say goodbye to him, so I put him in a jar 🥹🥹

[shikigami-san]

No context needed

[gojosbf]

hey gege fuck you my dude

[yuutaguro]

[papamin au 🐅 spinoff] playground fun 🛝

[sleepygetou]

BROTHERLY LOVE

JJK S2 E13 - Red Scale

[hello-there-nice-to-meet-you]

They're literally the best. 🤣🤣🤣

[epickiya722]

This dude is for real pouting... bro, you just killed someone's twin sister...

[sharksliveinspace]

cupcake disaster

[nkogneatho]

the most hilarious thing to me is how gege actually made gojo look like yuuta lmfao💀

[ponderingmoonlight]

Imagine Gojo and Sukuna fighting over you on the battlefield.

“You already gave me 99 reasons to kill you. But trying so steal my girl…”

Sukuna’s grip around your waist tightens. How did you end up in this situation? Gojo, who apparently came to your rescue and Sukuna…

He’s so close you’re literally able to taste him, the way his arm is wrapped around you completely making your knees go weak. The truth is, you never settled for Gojo. Isn’t he just a flirt, a guy who hooks up with random girls on a regular basis? You never payed that much attention to all the compliments he showered you with, how he always made sure to hold the door for you, to get you something to eat. After all, he’s acting like that towards every woman, right?

Apparently not. The unpromising gleam in his bright blue orbs tells you more than urgently that this is serious. Satoru came here to get you back.

Sukuna, on the other hand…

“Is she your girl, though? Why would someone like (y/n) waste her time with someone like you?”, Sukuna bites back in amusement.

“She chose me”, Satoru clarifies.

“And now give her back.”

Your heart almost beats out of your throat. That look on Satoru’s face, the way Sukuna presses you even tighter against his muscular frame…How are you supposed to collect a single thought when you’re surrounded by the two strongest individuals in this word, especially when you are the reason for their fight?

“Is she?”

“I bet she’d look good by my side as my queen. What do you have to offer?”

“I offer you my fucking fist.”

Satoru takes a step forward. Suddenly his usual so goofy and tender side has vanished into thin air, all that’s left being that cold glare in his eyes and his hands balled into tight fists.

Fuck, this means nothing but trouble. Your mind starts racing back and forth. If they fight right here, they’ll leave an unimaginable trail of chaos behind with no one who’s able to stop them. If you don’t do something right now…

“Stop. Both of you.”

With a swift motion, you free yourself from Sukuna’s grip and stand your ground between them, arms raised in a lousy attempt to stop the fuming men.

“Aren’t both of you old enough to act like grown men? Are you really about to start a fight over a woman?”

“You.”

Your gaze drifts towards Gojo.

“You are nothing but a flirt. We were never serious with each other, why are you calling me ‘your girl’? Maybe start acting a little more stern if that’s what you want.”

“But (y/n)-“

“And you.”

Suddenly your eyes are fixated on Sukuna.

“Are you out of your fucking mind? You almost killed all of my friends with your behaviour and don’t get me started on Yuji. I don’t wanna be the queen to someone who acts so reckless and selfish.”

“Did you…really just say that?”

“And to top it all of: How childish of both of you to fight over me like a piece of meat. I’m a person, I can decide on my own, y’know? Treating me like this definitely turns me off. And now excuse me, I promised to grab a coffee with Choso.”

Without saying another word, you turn on your heels and let both men stand in the rain.

“Did she just…”

“This can’t be happening right now”, Gojo mutters.

“She really left you standing in the rain”, Sukuna comments dryly.

“ME!? You’re talking about yourself”

“She’d never reject me-“

“ME EITHER!”

[yuujiology]

i like big cocks as much as the next guy but small dick men (hngggg)

its size is long as your pinky finger. youre able to jerk it with two fingers and fit it pleasantly in your mouth like a lollipop.

(imagine if he has pubic hair— its so euphoric finding it in the tufts of hair.)

hed be so embarrassed about it, writhing in bed, trying to hide his flushed face in his hands as you watch it twitch under your scrutinizing gaze, minuscule beads of cum forming at the blunt tip. its crazy, its like all his size went to his body. hes so burly and his cocklet is so weeny.

(the first time you guys had sex and youre doing foreplay, you wonder if hes really enjoying it considering he doesnt look hard then you pull down his pants and its like, ‘oh.’)

itd be so cute watching it get hard as it peeks from the foreskin, only growing a couple more centimetres. it’d probably be crazy sensitive too, hes leaking from the slightest brushes…

hed probably be very insecure about it, but fucking him stupid till he cant think of anything else is the best remedy!

yuuji itadori, satoru gojo, choso, arataki itto, katsuki bakugo, keigo takami, naruto uzumaki, eren jaeger, your favs!

[schrodingers-romy]

"Jin Itadori is the more attractive twin," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage.

"They're right," says a voice from the very back of the theater. They stand up. It's kenjaku.

[goatyuuji]

Bro you have serious staring problem…nobody taking him from you chill