#funny times

[karatehusbandos]

I have a burning urge to delete this account and make a whole new one.

[cherry-posts]

Lange ist es her ... 🎶🎶🎶

[themeantime]

[fallingforchristmasworld]

[morimatea]

Going slowly helps to reduce stress, and keeps you in the present moment.

[plusvanity]

Asperger's?

Yes.

I have Varg's insufferable personality type and Pelle's mental illnesses (minus Cotard syndrome).

Horrible combination..

Run

[linusbenjamin]

they should change twitter’s logo from flying bird to bird in a cage

[kurczakmarty]

i was thinking and I started playing sdv right after I finished highschool and I was super depressed bc i was staying with a friend bc my mom found a boyfriend and we woulnd't see each other at all. so i played sdv 24/7 and i was so depressed, Shane's cutscenese made me want to die KJHSDKJ

[thewomanwithamessedupmind]

I was told I should share my experience with my sister when she's drunk. I will preference that I consider her a bipolar drunk. But she's mostly a weird/random/funny drunk. The shit she says kills me. I will give a list of the different things she's said and/or done during these times. Here we go.

While I was playing on our Xbox while sitting on the couch, she came over and wrapped an arm around my neck before falling behind me. "I wish you were a boy". My response to this, knowing she was horny, was, "No thanks. I'm not into incest. Even if I was a boy".

We had a conversation for twenty minutes about inch worms inching their way up a dick.

We sang about Popeye the Sailor Man (most outside if America probably don't know who that is. He was a cartoon character who got power from eating spinach).

She fell off the bed and refused to get up. I informed her it was dirty. She just mocked me before giggling and sitting up.

She started a conversation about unicorns and Pegasus. She said they would make a flying unicorn if they got together. (She can be kinda smart sometimes while drunk)

She passed out in the kitchen floor after taking drunk selfies using my tablet.

My sister tried to run to the other side of the living room before smacking into the wall. Told me she didn't see it.

I refused to let her go outside which made her cry for ten minutes. She whined and pleaded with me to go outside. After that, all I asked her was is she wanted some ice cream. She immediately got excited and stopped crying. Though, she passed out halfway through eating.

She rolled herself up in a blanket and said she was ready. I asked "For what?" "Dinner's ready. I'm a taco." I just laughed until my stomach hurt.

She called me while I was at work talking about the characters from Dora the Explorer. She ranted at me that people didn't remember the names of them.

After the call about Dora, she told me she was going to go have sex with her (now ex) fiance.

She got so angry at something (don't remember what) that she threw the stuff off her bed. Then, she cried about having her stuff moved. I helped her put it back on the bed.

I had to babysit her (btw I'm 2 years younger than her) while she messed around with paint. She kept trying to put it on the carpet. I wound up washing her off with a rag. Also, those paints were her because she's an artist.

Those are just the moments I remember at the moment. I will add more when they come back. But she's super weird but fucking hilarious. I love her. She is my sister and I would never give her up for anything.

P.S. I was never drunk. I can't physically get drunk. My body won't let me.

[nigricosgirl]

[fallingforchristmasworld]

[morimatea]

Enjoy a fragrant and jolly tour amidst peach blossoms.

[starclast]

I have to say...It was funny to see Kenji in Katawa Shojo, because whenever he appeared, the youtuber I saw playing it would get mad...and that was extremely funny 🤣🤣🤣

(P.S: Poor hisao, being shipped with anyone and everyone 😂)