#funnyhaha

[sad-vampire-wh0r3]

Just two vampires brooding, they might kiss

[consumer-o-content]

Uh oh Bluestar I think you might be losing it a little.

[demigod-of-the-agni]

i just got bashed by my bestie because I chai tea'd the fucking talwar,,,,, this is horrific. i apologise to all desi folks; never did i expect this to happen

[ayo-its-monsterchomper]

no, because it’s so embarrassing finding out you’re a monster fucker and gender fluid in the same month

[pink-esc]

about to watch Good Omens for the first time. all i know going in is blond angel and cool demon know each other and we hope they kiss.

wish me luck.

[kingtwodogs]

🩰

[lolths-my-wife]

Baldur's Gate 3 builds anyone?

[bayonettassecondgf]

BYLER AS INCORRECT QUOTES

(bc I said so)

MIKE: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is gonna be fine!

WILL: How can you still say that?

MIKE: Because sometimes when things get tough denial is all we have.

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MIKE: I think I'm having a midlife crisis

WILL: You're like 15 years old

MIKE: I MIGHT DIE AT 30

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WILL: This is such a bad idea

MIKE: Then why are you coming along?

WILL: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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WILL: God give me patience

MIKE: I think you mean ' God give me strength'

WILL: If God gave me strength you'd be dead.

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Will: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Mike: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Will: Let’s write Mike a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Mike: Are you having another depressive episode?

Will: A depressive episode?

Will: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Will: You want some leftovers?

Mike: What are those?

Will: You've never had leftovers before?

Mike: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

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Mike: What should I do?

Will: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Mike: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

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MIKE, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

WILL, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

MIKE: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. WILL has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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WILL: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

MIKE: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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WILL: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

MIKE: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially WILL, desperately, as MIKE bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

MIKE: Oh! B positive.

WILL: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

MIKE:

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MIKE: Where are you going?

WILL: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

[grrlcookery]

Me: well now I have a morning job maybe I'll keep track of the days better

Also me: fuck how is it friday already

[mndfkr]

#confuciussay #whatnow #confucius #magnet #funnyhaha @itsugar @grandcanalshoppes (at IT'SUGAR) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiZUbJQOUJs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[consumer-o-content]

POV: You’re Fireheart

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Am I the only person saying that the one (1) good thing to come from Dragons: The Nine Realms is the homoerotic tension between Eugene Wong and Buzzsaw?

Sirs, ma'ams, pals, they are in Love

[ayo-its-monsterchomper]

looking at the posts you liked and reblogged the morning after falling down the kink rabbit hole and being like “ew what the fuck? who did this? disgusting”

i’ll be reading those posts again very soon

[pink-esc]

Ayo why they do that to the spidey verse with the whole [redacted] and now we have to wait for the [redacted]???

[duchessdollmace]

I will not elaborate 

[kingtwodogs]

有点好玩 #shadow ##light #outline #me #funnyhaha（在 Hangzhou, China） https://www.instagram.com/p/CpMhYxJOqZs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=