#fuzz posts

[monster-fuzz]

So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.

Edit to add materials: I'm using suri silk alpaca (apparently I'm slightly allergic to mohair?), and glass beads for the silvery and pearl beads.

[invaderfuzzytalon]

watched birds at a golf course the other day, and witnessed a female grackle chasing away a roadrunner, as well as another dive-bombing

[sparrowlucero]

"the worst thing a piece of fiction can be is mean spirited/insincere" < person who's never sat through the most dead boring milquetoast movie of the year in a theater with broken air conditioning

[vintage-bentley]

GNC women are so attractive until they have a gender identity. Then, instead of seeing a confident woman who’s comfortable being who she is, I see an insecure woman playing pretend. I see a performance instead of authenticity. And if that’s what they’re going for, power to them. But I think most of them genuinely think they’re giving “gender” and “sexy masc twink man”…when really they’re giving “I want you to think I’m cool so badly so I put on a costume and am going to pose like I think men do”.

[curiouscatastrophe]

ANNOUNCEMENT: him

I want to crush him in my hands. If not for crushing in my hands, why crushing-in-my-hands sized?

[whoophoney]

HOT FUZZ (2007)

[albaharu]

no talk of feelings only jokes

[geekabilly088]

happy hot fuzz day. remember when those mfs invented love in 2007 💘🚔🍦

[casstars]

Playing around with a new brush pack

[behindthesefangirleyes]

For the record …

When I say that I hear this in Kit’s voice …

This is the exact pitch and tone that I’m hearing

[monster-fuzz]

The Wedding Dress

Update The 2nd - I debated putting this in the original post but honestly its getting way too long so new post!

I have blocked the skirt! And she was big, measuring about 1.95 - 2m in diameter:

Yes, that is hanging on the wall in my halfway - that was the only place I could leave her safely away from my toddler for the 3 days it took to dry. I'm am still working out a way of blocking the bodice and hanging the entire thing back up to dry without the weight of the skirt dragging everything down while it's damp. Most likely i'll stuff the skirt into a laundry bag and suspend it underneath somehow. Previously the skirt hit me right under the knee but post-blocking it sits low to mid-calf length:

I have yet to finish the underdress, it's happening, I'm just really not keen on cutting pattern pieces recently.

(Edit: for clarity - this is knit, not crochet :) )

[sergeifyodorov]

I think one of my favourite things about playoffs is finding out who can grow a beard or not. Like there's always something really fun about a clean-shaven sophomore suddenly turning up with dark shadow on his face, or a vet who looks like a werewolf by Game 3, or a brown-haired boy revealing he has the ginger beard gene, or 27-year old Mitch Marner still unsuccessful in his endeavours

[dragons-in-spaceee]

ME WHEN TWO CHARACTERS SLOWLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL THEY SHAPE ONE ANOTHER AND GROW TOGETHER AS PEOPLE UNTIL SUDDENLY ONE CANNOT EXIST WITHOUT THE OTHER

[primus-why]

Crack Idea - Prime Flirts Back

Megatron: Not to be a flirt, but sometimes I think I see Primus in you.

Optimus: Bold words, coming from an atheist.

Megatron: Agnostic. I can buy there's a large, well-meaning spark at the center of the planet, but being the biggest doesn't mean they automatically ought to be worshipped.

Optimus: Right, and their ability to create life and whole precognition thing... just a neat little party trick?

Megatron: Hm. Well, I can't be sure how accurate your internal "fortune teller" is, but I know of another way to create life. It's not so impressive.

Optimus: Oh? Is it not? That's too bad, my condolences.

Megatron: *snort* I assure you, I take care to excel in all that I set out to do.

Optimus: Perhaps, except when you cannot. I see now why you might be so concerned in regards to matters of "size". Primus is supposed to be perfect, after all...

Megatron: I take it back, you're as ruthless as the Unmaker. And I'm confident in my assets.

Optimus: Another bold declaration! Have you been drinking tonight?

Megatron: Not enough to say what I wish to say in front of decent company.

Optimus (leaning in): And what might that be?

Megatron: Ah ah ah! It will take more than pretty optics to loosen my tongue.

Optimus: Hmm... I know of another way to loosen one's tongue, if you're keen to try. I believe you'll find it quite impressive.

Megatron: Is that so? Then perhaps we ought to retire for the night.

Optimus (whispered): Let's find out how you'll sound with a little Primus in you...

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

stu in edinburgh, 2024 europe tour. pencil and ballpoint pen on paper.

[monster-fuzz]

Speaking of which, the demo version of that song is listenable here:

It's kind of curious when you can feel a song emerging in your head, like from the unconscious, to the semi-conscious, and eventually fully into your conscious thoughts. I've just got the opening couple of seconds of a song currently, and no doubt it's going to back up my emotions perfectly.