#fuzz writes

[primus-why]

Okay but imagine if in TFP when Optimus loses his memory and becomes Orion, he's not automatically so trusting towards Megs?

Like how funny would it be if it went down:

Orion: Where are we, Megatronus?

Megatron: Don't you remember, old friend?

Orion: Evidently not, seeing as this isn't the Citadel. It looks like we're stuck in a cave... and don't you 'old friend' me, I shouldn't even be talking to you after what you said following that disastrous Council meeting...

Megatron: Wh-- what I said?!? Need I remind what you pulled when you decided to go off-script in front of said Council?

Orion: I had to do something, you were freaking them out!! Security would have kicked us to the curb if I didn't step in!

Megatron: I was heading a revolution, Orion; it would not have been the first time I've found myself thrown out on my aft by policemech!

Orion: Ah, you're right! How dare I imply you could ever be antagonistic on purpose?

Arcee: Uhh what is happening right now?

Orion: Are you sure it was your aft? Indeed, the culprit must lie with how frequently you've been tossed out onto your helm-- the dents have clearly scrambled your processor.

Megatron: Wow, disparaging my processor? Spoken like a true mid-caste! I always knew you had it in you, bravo!

Orion: Ugh, just tell me what mess you've gotten me into now?

Bulkhead: Um... Optimus?

Orion: Are you talking to me?

Bulkhead: Yeah I--

Megatron: -- Nevermind them. You know what your problem is??

Orion: Oh, please, enlighten me!!

[marlenacantswim]

why yes hot fuzz au where angelbutter becomes small animals sometimes. this is what i think about when i'm trying to fall asleep

[cloudburst-ink]

🌈 Free the gays from weird heteronormative top/bottom discourse 2k24!!! 🖤 (And by extension, the dom/sub associations that go with it!! Which are also a completely separate though sometimes overlapping concept!!!)

Write your violent angry murder blorbo getting railed!! Make that sweet shy angel baby a top! Make them both verse and throw the concept out altogether because it’s inherently a bit silly to start with!! ✨ And your personality in the rest of your life often has nothing to do with your bedroom preferences anyway! ✨

Or don’t! Do whatever you want because it’s fanfiction! 🥰✨ Write them with whatever dynamics or lack thereof that you want—that’s the point! And no one can tell you what is and isn’t okay to write in your own fics!! 🎊 They're fictional characters, have fun!!!!!

Happy new year fellow fandom gays!!! Go wild!

[mollificen]

I feel like every celebrity is treating threads how they treated Instagram

Except for Simon Pegg who’s treating it like Twitter by promoting dildos

[phantasmaltrain]

sometimes i remember being able to draw is like. i can do whatever i want here. who said i have to color. right to shading baby

[verberation]

i like my queer body when it is with your

queer body.

yes. our bodies. Mirrored a new.

Muscles better and nerves more.

i like your body.  i like what it does,

i like its hows.  i like to feel the richness

of your body and its bones, and the trembling of mine as we touch

-firm-smooth ness and which i will

again and again and again

kiss,  i like kissing this and that of you,

queer bodies trans/con-gressing.

yes, together queerly beloved. again and again

beloved.

i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz

of our electric fur, queerest together, and what-is-it comes

over parting flesh… And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you.

I like my (queer) body when it is with your (- after ee. cummings) — t.b, 2023

[harley-style]

How do yall feel about your readers commenting a second time on your fics because they read it a again and again and couldnt help themselves?

[nonuggetshere]

Hello there! If you're still taking art requests, can you draw hornet holding baby Tally while the twins are latched on her legs?

GOD, I instantly dropped everything to draw this. Y'all are too good to me by requesting my own fankids 😭

A great excuse to finally draw adult Hornet

Also, bonus grandpa content because I was drawing this anyways so

[primus-why]

Another A/B/O AU...

... this time TFA!

Okay some rules this time are:

Alphas can mate with Betas to produce offspring-- with the exception of cross-factional pairs. And you will only ever produce the same frametype as the creators.

Betas and Betas can mate to produce offspring-- but again, they have to both be civilians or both be warframes. They will only produce offspring of the same frametype.

It's very rare for Alpha pairings to reproduce. Same rules above apply concerning frametypes.

Omegas are rare in that anyone can reproduce with them, and thus their offspring can be any frametype. Contrary to a popular myth, the sparkling's frametype is random and not automatically based on whomever the sire/carrier is.

Generally the majority of Decepticons are Alphas, and the majority of Autobots are Betas. A Beta!Decepticon or Alpha!Autobot is not rare but still pretty uncommon.

Omegas have not been seen for generations, and it's believed they've been wiped out. The deaths of Omegas on both sides is partially what kicked up the war, as it now became much more difficult to procreate. Especially for Decepticons, being mostly Alphas.

All mechs regardless of secondary status go through a reproductive receptivity cycle-- the horny time we usually call "heat" or "rut". (But since I couldn't think of a 3rd word for a Betas cycle, we'll call it "RRC" or just "cycle" across the board lol)

Surprise, surprise! Optimus Prime is, in fact, an Omega. He doesn't know that, though...

See, Omegas have been out of the picture for so long, they don't really teach about them anymore in the Academy. Obviously some folks like Ultra Magnus and Ratchet are old enough to remember, as are many of the Decepticons. But generally speaking, Optimus believes he's just a Beta with an abnormally persistent cycle.

Optimus' status is only known to a few-- thanks to the standard examination all new recruits undergo, only some of the older medics and Ultra Magnus himself were aware. The Magnus took great care to not place Optimus on the front lines whenever possible, as he did not want to risk the Cause losing something so precious as an Autobot Omega.

However, at the same time he did not disclose Optimus' status to anyone else-- he knew it would likely result in his peers treating him differently, or worse, the Council might vote to sequester him to a breeding center. No, Optimus himself couldn't even be aware-- Ultra Magnus was worried he'd fall prey to the old stigmas which claimed Omegas were inherently weaker or incapable. Perhaps that was hypocritical of him, since he had been avoiding using Optimus in battles, despite the young Prime being one of the most skilled and capable Bots at the Academy...

Perhaps that's why when the incident on Archa-7 happened, he took the opportunity to all but banish Optimus from Cybertron. Repairing space bridges kept him out of the direct line of fire; nothing ever seemed to happen all the way out there. What's more, Ultra Magnus wouldn't have to continue fabricating reasons why one of the Academy's top students was not being placed in more active roles. Optimus would also be spared the scrutiny of re-evaluation, wherein his status would likely have been disclosed to the Council and everyone in the upper ranks... as well as Ultra Magnus' favoritism.

Yes, Ultra Magnus had thought he was in the clear. The young Prime still had a part to play in the Great Autobot Machine, but not until things had quieted significantly. One day, Optimus would have the chance at a normal civilian life while their planet rebuilds, and Ultra Magnus would have the medics disclose his status so he could decide his own future without the pressures of wartime. For now, all he needed to do was ship the Omega somewhere, far away from prying optics, with a medic who could be discreet and a parting reminder to not be a hero.

... A lot of good that did him.

Some additional notes of who-is-what:

Alphas include*: Megatron, Sentinel Prime, Lugnut, Strika, Ultra Magnus, Bulkhead, Starscream, Blitzwing, Drift

Betas include*: Shockwave, Blurr, Bumblebee, Ratchet, Jazz, Blackarachnia, Prowl, Jetfire and Jetstorm, Rodimus Prime

*but are not limited to

[excavatinglizard]

Wrote a whole bunch of small disconnected paragraphs into the fic that’s been haunting me. Progress!

[marlenacantswim]

as halloween approacheth, i call to attention the Hot Fuzz Halloween Special fanfic i've been working on for the past half a year, and have big plans for. i've posted what i have so far, should you like to witness a werewolf nicholas.

go forth and get in the halloween spirit with some angelbutter!

[a-case-of-the-ace]

Good evening, I have the hiccups but also a new chapter!

One of them will stick around, and it won't be the hiccups.

Skinner talks to Nicholas. That's the chapter.

But yeah, I hope you like!

[lunasilvis]

Thoughts on the new taylor swift?

Haha, alright, thanks for wondering. Frankly, I gave 2 -3 songs a listen but stopped there + don't bother put it on again. I am no hater since her music offers a lot of consolation to many young girls and women worldwide and that's super, but her brand and music just do not interest or appeal to me that much.

Totally convinced though she's backed by some mean American marketing apparatus to ensure she churns out the most entrancing pop music imaginable, which you only hate because you hate it's so catchy and you don't wanna give in to that lol.

[nectarine-neuroticism]

it is two am and i decided to wake up and now i am here to say: i think nicholas angel and sam tyler would get along so well.

*(but they also have the capability of killing each other in the midst of an identity crisis)

[eflen-n-reegee]

Caregiver Nicholas Angel Headcanons (Hot Fuzz)

Heads up: the movie contains gory violence and brief mentions of suicide. 🙂

He lets you “help” him with paperwork. This usually means you sit coloring or doing worksheets, but it’s still a very important job - it gives Nicholas something to look at once he’s done working!

He is incredibly observant - like, to an almost scary degree. If anything is bothering you, he will notice, and he will do everything in his power to help set it right. Is this room too loud, that person too close, those shoes too tight? Nicholas is on it!

Thanks to all his training, he is great at physical games and sports. He can spend over an hour chasing you around and still not need a break. He also has a great throwing arm and terrific aim, so games of catch can last all afternoon.

Given his position in the village, Nicholas has certain privileges not afforded to members of the general public. As such… if you ever want to play pretend in the model village, he can definitely arrange it.

His entire adult life has been spent training to be a police officer, so he’s missed out on a lot of movies. You’ll be able to introduce him to your favorite films; and even if he sometimes gets a little nitpicky (“There’s no way that gun still has any ammunition.”) he really does enjoy watching them with you.

Vice versa, he loves to show you the movies and shows he grew up with - especially anything having to do with “The Muppets”. “The Great Muppet Caper” is probably his favorite, since it’s a heist film.

He’ll gift you with your very own peace lily, and he’ll also help you take care of it.

At times, Nicholas worries he’s not giving you enough attention. He’s spent so much of his life focusing on being the best at his job, it’s still hard to “switch off” and do other things. He’s definitely the kind of caregiver who needs to be reassured from time to time, and it really means a lot to him whenever you make him a card or do something nice for him, or simply thank him for taking care of you.

When things at the station are quiet, he’ll invite you over to hang out with him. You’ll often end up sitting together while he reads “Encyclopedia Brown” books to you.

The one downside* to being with him in the station is that no one respects the swear box anymore. The other officers will be chatting and cursing while Nicholas covers your ears and gapes at them with indignant rage. (*It’s not really a downside, it’s actually pretty funny.)

Oh, and the other officers? They LOVE you.

Danny spoils you with treats. The Andes recruit you to help them play pranks on the others Doris tells you a lot of jokes and puns - usually more family-friendly than her typical humor. Bob lets you take Saxon out back to play. Tony cues up “Scooby-Doo” on his phone for you, and is always utterly baffled by the end.

[phantasmaltrain]

i think abt the hisui descendants a normal amount ( canon and theorized )