#gaara's dad

[bakapandy]

A little lesson

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

ur gaalee crumbs..,,,,.,..,,,, i love them

>:3c

[perikiro]

a redraw of that one framed photo naruto has of himself with gaara lmao

[aprito]

was told to draw more swan lake au at gunpoint so of course i had to deliver @phellionphel

they feel bad for their future in law but not enough to deal with their comically evil cousin

part 1

[cloudabserk]

gaara and sasuke are about to start attacking each other flightless bird style when drunk naruto comes in with the ultimate conversation decimator

[sandnin19]

[dira333]

Dress Shopping - Kankuro - Baby Series part 1

Thanks to @neonrogueraven for reminding me of Kankuro

“How many dresses are there?” Kankuro asks, leaning back in his chair. 

You’re on the other side of the door and from what he can hear, getting dressed seems to be an intense workout.

“Five. And a jumpsuit.”

“A jumpsuit?!”

“I know,” you whine, “But Temari ordered it and she’s got style.”

“She doesn’t,” he insists, turning when he hears a telltale sound. “Babe, Kanzo woke up.”

“Can you pick him u-”

“Already on it,” he moves through the room in two steps. His son’s chubby arms are already outstretched, waiting for him to pick him up.

“Did you sleep well, buddy?” Kankuro asks, rubbing his thumb along the creases in his chubby cheek.

Kanzo’s response is a gurgling sound, which is not quite laughter but happy enough.

“Did you make a stink?” He asks next, lifting the boy to sniff his behind. “Oh yeah, you made a big stink.”

Kanzo makes another sound, clearly pleased that he got him there.

“I’m changing his diaper,” he calls out to you, lifting Kanzo onto the table, “Just in case you’re already in that dreaded thing.”

“Don’t worry, this thing has too many strings. I’ll need a minute or two.”

“Strings? What did Tem buy you this time? Haven’t you learned from your own wedding?”

He can hear your laughter through the door, his favorite sound next to Kanzo’s little gurgle.

“In my defense, I looked amazing in that dress.”

“You absolutely did, but it was a pain in the ass to get you out of it.”

“Ah, you will not like this jumpsuit then.”

Kankuro can hear the door slide open, has half the mind to pick Kanzo up as he turns. His son doesn’t mind hanging bare-assed in the air, but maybe he’s also a little distracted by your sight like he is.

The jumpsuit’s dark purple with black accents, matching his face paint and usual uniform, and it hugs you in all the right places. You might complain sometimes about how you still haven’t lost all of the pregnancy weight but if you’d ask him you’d never looked better.

“Your arms look amazing in this,” he stutters, realizing what you meant with “strings”. Like hundreds or thousands of glittering purple snakes, strings of fabric twist around your arms. “You could keep me in a chokehold in that outfit and I wouldn’t complain.”

You snort. “You’re an idiot.”

“And you married me.”

“That I did. I know you like me in everything and a garbage bag, but should I wear this to the wedding?”

“Absolutely not,” Kankuro shakes his head for good measure, “You’re not allowed to leave this house wearing that.”

You laugh. “Oh, it’s like that? Alright, I’ll try one of the dresses next. But first-” You cross the room to squish Kanzo’s cheeks, dropping a wet kiss on his nose. The boy gurgles excitedly, wiggling in Kankuro’s grip.

“And I don’t get a kiss?” He asks, grinning when you lean in to kiss him as well.

-

“This is the last one,” you declare from behind the door. There’s exhaustion laced into your voice. 

“Look, if this one isn’t the right one either I can go out and buy something else. I know what you like.”

“Yeah, but Temari ordered them especially for the wedding, I don’t want to show up in something else. You know how bossy she can get about these things.”

“It’s not even her own wedding,” Kankuro reminds you. “It’s important that you feel good and that the bride is okay with it.”

“Yeah, you’re right.” It’s quiet for a moment. He can hear you shuffle around and Kanzo’s snuggled into his side, chewing on one of the rings Gaara bought him to help with teething. 

“What do you think?” He asks his son, knowing he’ll most likely not get a coherent answer. “Dress number three was pretty, right?”

“Wrong color,” you remind him.

“I was talking to Kanzo,” He props up his son, mimicking the voice he imagines he’ll have one day. “I think Mommy looked amazing in it. She should keep it for playtime.”

“I don’t think that dress is appropriate for playtime,” you declare, pushing the door open.

Kankuro turns and his jaw slackens. Kanzo, seizing the opportunity, sticks his hand inside his father’s mouth.

“That bad?” You ask, giggling as he sputters around Kanzo’s clammy fingers.

“That’s the dress,” he insists, “It’s perfect.”

“You think so?” You twirl once and he’s already up, catching your hand and pulling you in.

“Definitely. I’d marry you again in this one.”

Kanzo blows a raspberry and you lift him out of Kankuro’s grasp, cuddling him close.

“You think so too? Well, if both my boys agree, I guess I finally have a dress to wear.”

-

“Where’s my favorite sister?” Temari asks, pulling you in. “Which dress did you pick?”

“It’s a surprise,” Kankuro insists from behind you, Kanzo tied to his front.

Temari sticks her tongue out at him before leaning in to tickle Kanzo’s cheeks. He squeals excitedly and so does she.

“My favorite nephew,” she declares, before winking at Gaara. “So far.”

[cartoonrival]

HI WE ARE SO BACK. to celebrate we have kushina and also naruto-gaara handshake scene if kishimoto was based

[tora-the-cat]

Shoutout to Kishimoto for reintroducing Gaara as gayer then ever in Shippuden, immediately killing him, and THEN bringing him back to be EVEN GAYER. Amazing character.

[ishizizzle]

🌹The sweetest summers are the ones spent together 🏜️🌿

[aloeverified]

THEY ARE BESTIES!!! DO NOT SEPERATE!!!

[bakapandy]

late

[oursidae]

Naruto is a case study on how fucked up you can make a child

[perikiro]

A small sketch;;

[fennign]

This is only for the naruto fandom because I don’t think there is a poll big enough for all the shitty dads in anime