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asleepinawell · 3 months

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I missed a ton of npc interactions in shadow of the erdtree which meant I'd often have them say things referring to a conversation we'd never had which was confusing, however this did lead to one of my favorite moments when I found Leda somewhere and she just says hmm wonder who I should kill next. and I'm like. girl what. who the fuck have you been killing??? and she's like actually now that I have my free will back I've decided I hate people and also Ansbach needs to die. and I'm just like hello??????? ma'am????? what is happening here????? funniest shit ever. diversity win the homicidal hater of the group is a woman

#if it weren't for my lingering resentment for the gank squad fight with the Worst Camera Ever she would be a fave #i mean she still kinda is #but I'm bitter about that fight #only time a camera issue has consistently killed me 15x in a row #elden ring #elden ring spoilers #shadow of the erdtree spoilers #ermp #shadow of the erdtree #mp #needle knight leda

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punkeropercyjackson · 8 months

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Ghost/prowler makes me visceraly uncomfortable as a black dad and white mom kid because exactly one shipper dosen't do that snowbunny stereotypes shit with them(most often 'delicate white girl and rough black boy' grossness)and they're monoracial black so i straight up put it on the search bar to block every single shipper except them because none of them know how to act but y'know WHAT.Y'all Prowler/punk shippers ain't any better-Miles G is turned into a 'gay panic' gothy tsundere bf instead of a severely traumatized black teen vigilante and Hobie has all his actual personality taken away too to reduce him down to his looks so he can be the pervy and idiotic love interest for him that 'fixes' his 'denial' or whatever and every Prowler!Movie!Hobie i've seen looks like one of them yaoi doujinshi dude's so combined with how Miles G having a Gwen ruins the Ghostflower 'soulmates by choice instead of destiny' slay and Hobie and Miles G won't be seen actually meeting for years from now,i'm throwing both these ships in the shredder.Only Margo and 42 Ganke can date Miles G now,the rest of y'all can join us when you learn to be normal about black boy trauma

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emergencypunter · 1 year

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Rubicon 3’s Number One Hater Extraordinaire

#foh and his gank squad #iguazu everywhere system #ep.art #g5 iguazu #iguazu #armored core #ac6 #armored core 6 #acvi #how may tag variations we using y’all #sketchy sketch

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eldenrat · 2 months

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The reason I have not said anything about Elden Ring pvp in an eternity is:

1) I don’t have any level 150 characters atm :(

2) I couldn’t make a decent build to save my life

3) i forgor 💀

#elden ring pvp #i could be good at it if I practiced more but I kinda suck and get apprehensive about getting ganked by a co-op squad 15 times in a row #krill issue on my part ngl

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fantomette22 · 6 months

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Damn i really passed like 17mins on the gank squad 💀 wow. I beat them at least 😭

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#dark souls 2 #fantomette playthrough #ds2 dlc bosses are killing me. what were they thinking!!!#why are they called gank squad too #also the afflicted graverobber seems to be a woman (voice)#Youtube

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valehour · 3 months

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people of the free world. I demand like 100 quid or else I will ruin this perfectly good Dex/int character's statline into a Dex/int/faith build for literally no good reason

#elden ring #yeah I did grind out the 5.9 million runes needed to make this joke lmao #I kinda wanna do it so I don't need to respec or build a faith character to experiment with the upcoming DLC spells #it will ruin my character's progression curve #like I spent like 2 evenings to get these levels and I'm not even spending it on my main 2 actual stats lmao #I could respec tho since my character's level 184 now they got fucked out of the “main” pvp thresholds ages ago #I'm sorry miss tentacles your build advice was nice and I did try to enjoy pvp but I can't beat solo invaders on my own #I definitely can't beat cop ring 3-man gank squads and the 20 year wait time on pc between any given invasions really didn't endear me.

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rominasaintofthebud · 5 months

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i understand how micolash felt

#this isnt about any of the great one stuff or the speaking feverishly into the night blah blah #this is about how i was thinking abt how people dislike the ds2 dlc gank squad fight but i think its fun and funnt #funny*#and i was like i love running around a giant space being chased by guys struggling to keep up and occasionally slapping them #its like the bumpos house of tricks fight boss archetype but youre bumpo. and then i was like Oh my god we're micolash.#im expressing a micolashism. thats why his boss fight was like that. i get why he was doing that now #lemon squeezy.txt

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appleimps · 8 months

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My Ganondorf Elden Ring build was SOOO much fun when he was still in the 60-80s level range.

I use the Taunter's Tongue now on all of my playthroughs to make myself vulnerable to being invaded solo, and honestly my Ganon build when he was still using the Starscourge Greatswords gave me some of the best invasions I've had. I miss the beginning-mid stages of his build wahh

#using the Taunter's Tongue is so fun. im terrible at pvp but thats what makes it great lol #and plus i hope invaders are pleasantly surprised to hunt a solo Host down instead of gank squads for once lmfao

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subsequentibis · 1 year

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wait if eva literally wasnt even one of the defectors to begin with and wasnt coordinating with adam that means ocelot just didnt show up for the scheduled rendezvous. #1 flake. king of dodging responsibility. tag two blokes who do fuck all

#ignore me #ibis plays mgs #KIDDING. if i was him and my spy partner got ganked i'd lay low too #like he probably thought someone was onto him and he had more things going on than just getting snake out alive #presumably the american can handle himself like a big boy. meanwhile ocelot's got a whole squad following him #and volgin to deal with. god help him.

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vaguely-concerned · 1 year

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the discrepancy between the depiction of ganks in most of legends canon vs. in the edge of the empire rpg will never stop being hilarious to me

they are all the most feared mercenaries and killers in the galaxy and exactly the same amount of cool

#listen. I am but a humble zero fucker I know in my heart what he looks like and mr to the left is Not it fhsdkjafh #I feel like the ones to the right lack a certain something in terms of obvious alienness too but y'know. mask sexy. what can we do #it's at least closer that's for sure #star wars #ganks #agent zero #is this a squad of gank killers and their cringefail cousin they love even tho he's a dork so he gets to go on missions with them.#new sw canon dropped exclusively on this blog today folks you're welcome #I've given up doing any substantial research at this point most of the info is either suuuper outdated or extremely vague #and the stuff it does say (like ganks being surprisingly short but very solidly built) doesn't jive with campaign star wars canon #(zero is notably like 1.90 m tall or something he's the reason blue seems tiny despite being a beanpole lol)#(the mystique of what they actually look like is very cool in concept very annoying when you're trying to figure stuff out)#but you know what that means. I get to make up whatever the fuck I want hell yeeeeaaaah #the fanfic writer's lament and triumphal march lol

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asleepinawell · 3 months

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i know that it is considered "cheating" to summon a buddy in soulsborne games by some people who take games way too seriously, but difficulty aside, it's just fun as heck? like if you get a really good summon and the two of you are just in sync and both get super excited after you win? it's just fantastic. faith in humanity restored moments, would recommend