bring Garte a new stuffed bird like
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i had a dream where i was playing disco elysium 2, but it took place post-destruction of revachol and was just a walking simulator where there was nothing to do, but harry had ascended to some kind of godhood and became a vessel for la revacholiere, so when you walked around the only thing that would happen was an ongoing monologue from shivers (there were no other stats) and it was pretty scary and sad
i need garte carnally
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She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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AM I WEARING A LITTLE BOW TIE?
AM I WEARING A LITTLE BOW TIE AND DOING THIS?
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Drew Garte in my work uniform because I also manage a cafeteria (ft. a conversation I've had. Too many times.)
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Discotober day 15; Halloween
uh-uhm .. Garte as vampire ..? I guess?
(but he's still not a bartender!)
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I still have the template if people wanna send me more
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Im a garte fan btw. If you claim to like pathetic men but dont lile garte dni (<-joke) hes like. Okay if harry is a fucked up mess. A pathetic mountain lion. Thats harry, yeah? Garte is like. A cat. In the pathetic scale. He sucks. His name is lawrence garte. Like what do you want from me he sucks hes objectively hilarious. I wish you could force him to accompany you in the place of cuno or kim at the end. This makes the game harder. You cant run or garte will leave or he just disables the option. He does not help you any he makes people lile you less. He tries to sound like a badass he fails. Your beautiful impactful boatride is punctuated by him throwing up over the side of the boat (its the gross sound that harry makes when trying to look st the body that same sound) and then he throws a rock at the phasmid.
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