#gavin matts

[tussive]

I just don't want to get old, it scares me.  Getting old is scary.  Like, I don't want to get old because I don't want hindsight.  That seems like a curse.  Like to look back on your life with perfect clarity and be like, "Ah yeah, I could have done things better easily.  Ah man, I made all the wrong choices.  Wait, you're telling me all I had to do was tell the truth?  Ah, who knew?  Who knew life would've been easier if I wasn't a pathological liar."  

[inchwormed]

saw this template going around a while ago and wanted to jump in for some aa character practice!

it got away from me just a bit 🥲

[wowowwild]

The acest of attorneys (and friends)

[autisticsupervillain]

Someone needs to do a thing about Phoenix Wright becoming a Tumblr celebrity/meme in universe, getting treated in a similar way to how we treat Hbomberguy irl. You cannot tell me that Tumblr wouldn't see a lawyer solve a fifteen year old cold case by cross examining a parrot and not immediately declare him our king.

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Werewolf--Sex:

On trial rn and my defense attorney seems to be lowkey flirting with the prosecutor and it's really killing the mood ngl.

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Steelsamuraiass:

OP, your attorney is Phoenix Wright. He's been married to that Prosecutor for fifteen years. I even credits him for inspiring him to take up law in the first place.

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Werewolf--Sex:

Aw, that's actually really sweet.

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Engarde-Simp:

Didn't that guy once solve a fifteen year old cold case by cross examining a parrot?

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Werewolf--Sex:

What?

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Wrightworthkismesis:

Newbies discovering the pure insanity that is Phoenix Wright's career will never not be funny. Your trial is gonna be legendary.

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Engarde-Simp:

Did you really not do any research on your attorney before hiring him?

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Werewolf--Sex:

Doing research rn. This guy's career is insane. Listed in no particular order, my attorney, Phoenix Wright has apparently:

Needed to have evidence law explained to him mid-trial

Proven the existence of ghosts to win his trials(?????????)

Defended an orca in court.

Only lost three times in his entire career (absolutely fucking insane if you know how Japanifornia's legal system is. Tbh, defendants are screwed in our current system.)

Successfully proven that the prosecutor committed the crime his client was accused of by checking him with a metal detector.

Claims to have a magic necklace that can let him see lies??????

Was once nearly taken out by the mafia.

Once got impersonated by a dude with a cardboard badge.

Repeatedly been assaulted by witnesses and even prosecutors? Like, one of them straight up tazed him and he was once apparently whipped unconscious in court???

Survived getting hit by a speeding car and being sent flying, falling through a burning bridge, and all the times he got assaulted.

Also, that description of his relationship with the Prosecution really doesn't do any justice. Apparently, Phoenix only started practicing law so he could meet this man in court again.

Who gave this indestructible homosexual a law degree? He clearly has too much power.

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Sold-To-Gavinners:

Actually! Phoenix Wright is a fraud who got disbarred for forging evidence! I'd really appreciate it if we stopped ignoring all the bad things he did just because he's gay.

#anti-pw #freekristoph #antijurorsystem #anti-matt engarde

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Engarde-Simp:

Of all the Gavins, why'd you decide to simp for the one whose a creepy lawyer serial killer? The other one's the one with the band ya know.

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Sold-To-Gavinners:

Your name is literally Engarde-Simp.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

Wasn't Phoenix blackmailed into that trial and that's why he lost.

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Steelsamuraiass:

Yeah, apparently Matt hired an assassin to kidnap his girlfriend or something.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

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Steelsamuraiass:

Googled it. Apparently it was his co-council. They're just friends from what I can tell.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

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Warewolf--Sex:

Got declared not guilty btw. Apparently the real killer was the Judge.

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OfficialPWPost:

Official Phoenix Wright post.

[rickchung]

Slice of Life (dir. Gavin Matts & Joey Lopez).

After being denied the renewal of their lease for their local art gallery, the three owners convince each other to throw one last party, only to be stopped by the landlord.

[apricotmayonaise]

hey rember the aa meme series on my old account

[runby2]

thats so mean why would he say that

[midnightbrightside]

i made a bunch of villain emotes as a stretch goal for @aabadendingzine last year! there are 8 little guys you can save from this post or this download link to use however you like!

[abbeysquidd]

Where to find the Achievement Hunters in a post Rooster Teeth world (updated)

Jack Pattillo: Twitch (JackPattillo), YouTube (JackPattillo)

Michael Jones: Twitch (MichaelStreamsHere)

Gavin Free: The Slow Mo Guys

Jeremy Dooley: Twitch (DooleyNotedGaming), YouTube1 (DooleyNotedGaming), YouTube2 (dooleynotedvods), YouTube3 (DooleyNotedShinies)

Matt Bragg: Twitch (AxialMatt), YouTube (braggaboutit)

Trevor Collins: Twitch (its_Treh)

Alfredo Diaz: Twitch (AlfredoPlays)

Ky Cooke: Twitch (DefinedByKy), YouTube (definedbyky)

BlackKrystel: Twitch (BlackKrystel)

Joe Lee: Twitch (LoeJeez)

Fiona Nova: The Cream Team, Twitch (FionaNova), YouTube (Fiona Nova)

[Links to their Twitters/Instagrams below]

Geoff Ramsey: Instagram (geofflramsey)

Jack Pattillo: Twitter (jack_p), Instagram (jackpattillo)

Michael Jones: Twitter (100PercentMikey), Instagram (ah_michaeljones)

Gavin Free: Twitter (GavinFree), Instagram (gavinfree)

Jeremy Dooley: Twitter (JeremyNDooley), Instagram (realjeremydooley)

Matt Bragg: Twitter (Axialmatt), Instagram (mattrbragg)

Lindsay Jones: Twitter (IAmLindsayJones), Instagram (iamlindsayjones)

Trevor Collins: Twitter (_TrevorC), Instagram (_trevorc)

Alfredo Diaz: Twitter (AlfredoPlays), Instagram (alfredoplays)

Ky Cooke: Twitter (DefinedByKy), Instagram (definedby_ky)

BlackKrystel: Twitter (BlackKrystel), Instagram (blackkrystel)

Joe Lee: Twitter (TheLoeJeez), Instagram (loejeez)

Fiona Nova: Twitter (FionaNova), Instagram (fiona_nova)

[hugheses]

umichhockey: 👀 Spotted in Ann Arbor

[small-spanish-face]

New monthly(?) textposts yayyy

[tussive]

Like I got sober, I've been sober for a while.  I hate it.  I hate being sober.  Because you just remember everything.  No vices, just your life up until now, just remembering.  Everything.  And that's the only thing worse than forgetting, is remembering.  Just remember.  Like, "Oh my god, why is that still in there?  I thought I would have dissociated by now."

[aimeeisdead]

aa textposts part 6

[turnaboutinkstains]

The phrase 'ass foto' has been stuck in my head for days help

[if-i-eated-soaps]

don’t know if any of these have been done before… but i have SO many of these i’ve made and now i can share them on tumblr

there will definitely be more coming soon

[starboundsingularities]

waow... we're in the double digits on these posts... and even though i've slowed down i don't really plan on stopping i love making these

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