#gen 1: Jebidiah
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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PRAISE THE LORD!!!!! After a long day's work, Jebby made us enough money to pay the bills!!!!! Remember: God ALWAYS provides!!!!!
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JUST in time for Beggy to grow older, too!!!!!! Look at us - aren't we such a sweet family?! You probably can't tell, but I'm already PREGNANT again!!!!!! I'm praying for a BOY, but only for JEB'S sake - that's right, Abi had a BABY BOY!!!!!!! With luck, little Bartholomew will take a liking to Aubrey or Beggy and Abi and I can finally be family!!!!! Amen!!!!!!!
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simsofcourtyardlane · 15 days ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRYS!!!!!!!! Our precious OLDEST SON is finally a CHILD!!!!!!
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Look at my HANDSOME young man!!!! During times like THESE, I'm reminded just how MUCH our children need BOTH parents!!!! For EXAMPLE, if my daughters didn't have ME, there would be NOBODY to teach them how to COOK or CLEAN or CARE FOR CHILDREN!!!!! They NEED me!!!!!
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And my BOYS need JEB!!!!!! ONLY a man can GUIDE young men to the MASCULINE role God created them for!!!!! Chrys NEEDS Jeb so he can learn to LEAD, REPAIR, and WORK!!!!! The BOND between father and son is VITAL to a boy's WELLBEING!!!!!! Thank the LORD that Jeb can PROVIDE that!!!!!
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ao3feed-danganronpa · 5 years ago
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Sanctuary for the Lost: The Diaries of Doctor Grace Willoby
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UpWodt
by DarkMystic (ETNMystic)
(This is a dark fic. Read at your own discretion.)
It's some unknown date. An extremist cult called the Legions of Jebidiah has taken control of the world; its members go after those they deem unsuitable, in order to do unspeakable things to them in the name of "the greater good." However several underground resistances have been made to take down this cult. Doctor Grace Willoby is the leader of one such resistance, and has taken it upon herself to create one that sends the brave out to retrieve these poor souls. These are who they encountered.
Words: 195, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: Gen
Characters: Doctor Grace Willoby (OC), Original Characters, Fujisaki Chihiro
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UpWodt
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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My LIFE is PLAGUED by SECULAR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a FAITHFUL MARRIED WOMAN, I would NEVER dream of CHEATING on MY husband!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I POLITELY asked Jeb to take me to the festival so EVERYONE can see that I BELONG TO HIM ONLY!!!!!!! He was HAPPY to OBLIGE!!!!!!!
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I looked for my SECRET ADMIRER, and ran into ABIGAIL instead!!!!!! Apparently, she helps MAINTAIN the plants here as a good deed!!!!!!! I KNEW my lessons would pay off!!!!!!!
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So I left Aubrey in her CRIB - where I could SEE HER!! - and went to EMBRACE Abi!!!!! She was SO GLAD to see me - she JUST found out she's PREGNANT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am PRAYING so very much that one or both of us have a BOY to marry a daughter to!!!!!!!!
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We were STARVING, so we all ate together!!!! I would have LOVED to invite Abi's HUSBAND, but none of us could find him!!!!! But we aren't WORRIED - men can handle themselves!!!!! If anything, I'll be scolding him for ABANDONING poor Abigail!!!!!! She's a sweet, delicate, PREGNANT woman - she cannot DEFEND herself against robbers and murderers!!!!!!!
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Later on, I saw a PROPHET OF THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!! This man claimed to be a "Love Guru" - ha!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!! Only GOD knows who HE chose as our SOULMATES, so this man was actually a CONMAN!!!!!!!! I had a few choice WORDS to say, mostly ABOUT JESUS!!!!!!! Lucky for him, I had to EXCUSE MYSELF to the LADIES ROOM, and that ended that!!!!!!
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Some WONDERFUL music started playing, and Abigail and I started DANCING!!!!!! Silly as it is, I was getting ANGRY on her behalf - what GODLY man could leave such a BEAUTIFUL wife all alone?!
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MY Godly husband sure didn't leave ME alone!!!!!!!! MOST men are more RATIONAL than WOMEN, but tonight Jeb made himself the EXCEPTION!!!! HONESTLY, the way he acted, you'd think I was DOING THE DEVIL'S TANGO with Abigail instead of a GOD HONORING BEST FRIEND DANCE!!!!!!!!!
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But he is STILL my husband, and I must SUBMIT to him in ALL THINGS, so I APOLOGIZED for having the AUDACITY to DANCE!!!!!!!
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I told him I'd dance with HIM, too, if it meant SO much!!!!!! That helped CALM him down!!!!!!! And soon the LOGICAL MAN I married was back!!!!!!! I'll ALWAYS love my Jeb, but I love him MOST when he's acting INTELLIGENT instead of JEALOUS!!!!!
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It was getting LATE, so we grabbed Aubrey and went home!!!!! Jeb went right to bed, but as the MOMMY I got to stay up later to feed and bathe our little sweetheart!!!!!!! Today was EXHAUSTING, but MOTHERHOOD doesn't sleep until the BABY does!!!!!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 3 months ago
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HELLO!!!!!!! A little birdie told me about this wonderful website full of other devout Watcherians!!!!
I am Mrs. Jebidiah Talbert, but you all can call me Christina 🥰 I am a stay at home wife... but not for long!!!!! God, in His glorious glory, is going to make me a stay at home MOTHER!!!!!!!! That's right - I'm with child!!!!!!!!
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It is SUCH perfect timing of God's part, as ALWAYS, because my DEAREST friend Abigail is ALSO pregnant!!!! It's so special to SHARE this with her!!!!! I'm always telling her that I hope our children can get married and make us grandmas together ❤️
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While I pray for MANY children of BOTH genders (of which there is ONLY TWO!!!!!), I must confess that I'd LOVE a sweet little GIRL to dress up and play with!!!! A daughter early on would be SUCH a help when she's older, too!!!!!!!!
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For now, it's just me and my God-given skills!!!! Between the NATURAL affinity for homemaking the Lord has blessed ALL women with and my mother's teachings, I know I'll be a wonderful wife and mommy!!!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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Time FLIES!!!!!!!! My handsome baby boy is getting bigger!!!!! He looks so much like Jeb, and we couldn't be prouder!!!!!!!
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And, with perfect timing, the Flea Market's come to a city near us!!!! Now we can bring Chrys with us instead of asking around for a babysitter!!!!!!
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Jeb wanted to make the most of it, so I gave him some veggies to sell!!!!! I'm so happy to have a husband so dedicated to providing for us!!!!!!!
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And look at who we found next to us: Pastor Bunch, from church!!!!!! I asked him about the strange crystals he was selling - apparently his wife makes jewelry with them and had some extras to sell!!!!! I was SO glad to hear it!!! You never think such a Godly family would get into strange hippie heathen healing crystals... but you never know!!!! But everything was ship shape!!!!!
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Since it was Chrys's birthday, I introduced him to Pastor Bunch!!!!! Pastor Bunch knows me from... certain incidents... and he knows of my children, but this is the first time he's ever directly interacted with any of them!!! Chrys is such a lucky boy!!!!!!
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Then Beggy got fussy!!!! At first, I thought it was typical female jealousy, but then I realized she was hungry!!!! I usually breastfeed my babies, as the Lord intended, but I certainly wasn't about to debase myself at the flea market!!!!!! So I gave her the bottle!!!!!
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While I was focused on Beggy, some wicked woman tried to kidnap Aubrey!!!!! Sure, they weren't touching, and Aubrey was doing all the talking, but I could FEEL the sin oozing out of this temptress!!!!!
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So I defending my poor, helpless baby girl!!!!! I told Miss She-Devil that her caked-on makeup and exposed kneecaps were NOT welcome around the children of God!!!!! If that succubus thought she could snatch an innocent child and raise her to be a lesbian working woman who can't cut her own bangs, she is WRONG!!!!!!!! My Aubrey will become a housewife and mother with style, like God intended!!!!!!!!
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I was getting all worked up, but then my little eye spotted Pastor Bunch's wife!!!!!! What an opportunity!!!!!! I left the witch to go chat her up!!!!!! She looks even better up close - a truly Godly woman, beautiful with a trim figure!!!!! You'd never guess her age, or how many children she had!!!!!!! I've embarrassed myself in front of her twice, incidents I dare not post about on Faithbook, but what I'm saying is how important it was to me to make a good impression now!!!!!!
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So I used something ALL Godly women can bond over - babies!!!!! Mrs. Bunch was happy to meet my little birthday boy!!!!! She mentioned she wished SHE had more blonde children, but God created each and every child to be perfect as they are so she wasn't complaining!!!!! I felt bad for Aubrey and Beggy, being dark haired, but then I remembered that Kimi has dark hair and Kimi is gorgeous, so my girls will be gorgeous too!!!!!
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Sadly, the market ended and we had to leave!!!! We didn't buy anything after all, but we sold some veggies and had bunches of fun!!!!!!!!
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simsofcourtyardlane · 16 days ago
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For once, Christina dreads the idea of making a baby. What if she started thinking about Abigail? Wouldn't that be sin? Would that hurt the baby's soul?
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She starts doing more chores than ever, hoping Jeb won't bother her if she looks busy enough.
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Jeb, meanwhile, was so Tense and numb from the neverending work-eat-sleep-repeat cycle that he straight up forgot to impregnate her... for now.
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watcherianlegacy · 1 month ago
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The dryer KEEPS BREAKING!!!!! I can't imagine why!!!!!!
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I spoke to Jeb about it, and he added a metal extension to our roof so we can have a place to dry clothes!!!!! While he was there, I asked him to add a little more so I can move some plants and expand the garden!!!!!! Being the perfect hubby that he is, he agreed!!!!! While I didn't expect such a...... rustic solution, I'm glad Jeb helped me out!!!! Thank you, baby!!!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 1 month ago
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GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!! Once again, Jeb was here for the birth of his baby boy!!!!!!!!! He had to leave for work soon after, but not before meeting sweet baby Dandelion!!!!! We had quite the argument over that name - Jeb worried that it starting with "Dandy" might.... influence... the poor baby, but I assured him that the masculine combo of Dan + Lion made it a strong baby boy name!!!!!! Of course, if he had insisted, I would have submit to his will and named our baby something else!!!!!! I'm so glad he didn't - I never thought of a backup name!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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I have NEVER doubted my friendships, but it's nice to be reassured anyways!!!!! When I woke up from the pains of labor, I called Abigail, and she brought the ladies over right away!!!!!!! True friends won't hesitate to show up at your door at 2am, and Abi, Kimi, and even Jessie proved it!!!!!!!!!!
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God truly is wise!!!!!! I had my FIRST baby BOY, so of course the Lord timed it so Jeb would be home!!!!!!!
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Jeb - and I, of course!! - love baby Chrysanthemum Barney already!!!!!!
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The boy room is a little bare compared to the girl room, but I'm sure that in time God will give us more precious little sons to fill it out!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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Happy Independence Day!!!!!! Today, we all CELEBRATE our God blessed, beautiful Simerica!!!!!!
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While Jeb did the MAN's job of grilling up some yummy burgers, I did the FEMALE job of watching our children play!!!!!! God truly blessed Aubrey with a creative spirit, and I pray she'll grow up to use it to praise Him!!!!!
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After eating Jeb's delicious meal, we put on our MODEST swimsuits for some water fun!!!!! Poor Beggy got tired and took a nap, but Aubrey had LOTS of fun!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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THE HARASSMENT NEVER CEASES!!!!!!! I don't even know WHERE Jeb encountered this VILE parti-boy, but this CRETIN tried to TEMPT Jeb into SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCKILY, my strong hearted and PURE husband said NO, but it goes to show you can NEVER let your guard down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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Meanwhile, Jeb was at a bar, watching the big premiere...
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playing games...
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and screeching at the bartender for a) being a woman, and b) selling cheaper drinks to tempt unwitting young men into the evil Satanic sin of alcoholism.
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He was thrown out after that.
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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As a WOMAN, I am NOT to EVER question Jeb's decisions!!!!! If he wants to BLOW his PAYCHECK on a CHESS BOARD instead of the BILLS, that is HIS AMERICAN RIGHT as a MAN and I should NOT complain!!!!!!! ALL doubts are FROM SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SUPER POSITIVE that GOD will BLESS US with enough to SURVIVE with!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUST your husband, and ESPECIALLY trust GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 2 months ago
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THIS is why gender roles are IMPORTANT!!!!!!! Imagine the HORROR if I had to do laundry AND fix the machines!!!! If I even could - such complicated machines are far beyond my understanding as a woman!!!! That's why I follow GOD'S plan, and let Jeb do HIS natural job of fixing things - and after that I will do MY natural job of washing up!!!!! We work perfectly TOGETHER doing our SEPARATE jobs, just like God wills!!!!!!
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watcherianlegacy · 3 months ago
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Gosh, was I in for a SURPRISE!!!! My wonderful hubby took me out for a VERY fancy dinner this Love Day!!!!!!! I cannot believe we could afford such luxury!!!! But as Jeb told me: God will always provide!!!!!
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Jeb ordered for me, of course!!! I don't know what I ate, but it was delicious!!! He has the BEST taste!!!!!
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Thank you for a BLESSED evening, Jebby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️🥰
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