#gen 1: beth

[watcherianlegacy]

You open up Faithbook and see a new post...

Time FLIES!!!!!!!! My handsome baby boy is getting bigger!!!!! He looks so much like Jeb, and we couldn't be prouder!!!!!!!

And, with perfect timing, the Flea Market's come to a city near us!!!! Now we can bring Chrys with us instead of asking around for a babysitter!!!!!!

Jeb wanted to make the most of it, so I gave him some veggies to sell!!!!! I'm so happy to have a husband so dedicated to providing for us!!!!!!!

And look at who we found next to us: Pastor Bunch, from church!!!!!! I asked him about the strange crystals he was selling - apparently his wife makes jewelry with them and had some extras to sell!!!!! I was SO glad to hear it!!! You never think such a Godly family would get into strange hippie heathen healing crystals... but you never know!!!! But everything was ship shape!!!!!

Since it was Chrys's birthday, I introduced him to Pastor Bunch!!!!! Pastor Bunch knows me from... certain incidents... and he knows of my children, but this is the first time he's ever directly interacted with any of them!!! Chrys is such a lucky boy!!!!!!

Then Beggy got fussy!!!! At first, I thought it was typical female jealousy, but then I realized she was hungry!!!! I usually breastfeed my babies, as the Lord intended, but I certainly wasn't about to debase myself at the flea market!!!!!! So I gave her the bottle!!!!!

While I was focused on Beggy, some wicked woman tried to kidnap Aubrey!!!!! Sure, they weren't touching, and Aubrey was doing all the talking, but I could FEEL the sin oozing out of this temptress!!!!!

So I defending my poor, helpless baby girl!!!!! I told Miss She-Devil that her caked-on makeup and exposed kneecaps were NOT welcome around the children of God!!!!! If that succubus thought she could snatch an innocent child and raise her to be a lesbian working woman who can't cut her own bangs, she is WRONG!!!!!!!! My Aubrey will become a housewife and mother with style, like God intended!!!!!!!!

I was getting all worked up, but then my little eye spotted Pastor Bunch's wife!!!!!! What an opportunity!!!!!! I left the witch to go chat her up!!!!!! She looks even better up close - a truly Godly woman, beautiful with a trim figure!!!!! You'd never guess her age, or how many children she had!!!!!!! I've embarrassed myself in front of her twice, incidents I dare not post about on Faithbook, but what I'm saying is how important it was to me to make a good impression now!!!!!!

So I used something ALL Godly women can bond over - babies!!!!! Mrs. Bunch was happy to meet my little birthday boy!!!!! She mentioned she wished SHE had more blonde children, but God created each and every child to be perfect as they are so she wasn't complaining!!!!! I felt bad for Aubrey and Beggy, being dark haired, but then I remembered that Kimi has dark hair and Kimi is gorgeous, so my girls will be gorgeous too!!!!!

Sadly, the market ended and we had to leave!!!! We didn't buy anything after all, but we sold some veggies and had bunches of fun!!!!!!!!

[megalopolus]

anyone wanna be girl best friends

set 1 | set 2 | set 3 | set 4 | set 5 | set 6 | set 7

[djungelsims]

vallie and beth celebrate their last night of their holiday in... uh... style

[bewintched]

Inside out if it was in my mind

[oswanily]

It's the next day, It's Harvestfest, and Michael decided to step up for his daughter.

By the way, Betsy does not care for this kid. Hallie does all the feeding and changing.

[losergendered]

!! NOT A REQUEST !!

I saw you're a total drama fan,, do you have any headcanons? I like seeing other folks headcanons ^__^ /nf

oh you KNOW I DO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im probably gonna make a followup post like. actually making the icons but. yes here they are (its just the gen 1 cast cause. theyre the best. and also i havent seen roti or pahkitew or the reboot)

Ezekiel is a genderqueer transmasc bisexual and uses he/they!

Sadie is a biaesthetic lesbian, Katie is a transfem omni lesbian, and they're dating!

Eva is an acespec demiplatonic unlabeled sapphic! She's also Sephardic!(one of my fave random hcs is that all of team escope is jewish but from different disporas :D)

Noah is a Mizrahi gnc gay guy! (ik that sometimes people consider mizrahi to be a subterm of sephardic but im making the distinction lol)

Izzy is an Ashkenazi genderfucked abrosexual aroace demihuman xenogirl who uses any pronouns!

Justin is a flamboric cupiospec arospec gay guy!

Beth is a nonbinary weirdgirlpunk bi lesbian who uses they/she!

Owen is. well i'll be so real with you i dont really care about him (IM SORRY OWEN FANS. I JUST DIDNT LIKE HIS JOKES VERY MUCH. his friendship w noah was cute tho) but like. literally i interpret him as canonically bisexual. like he was literally so in love with justin like that wasnt even subtext that just. was a fact

Geoff i also lowkey dont care about (SORRY) but i also find him bisexual. hes so in love with bridgette and hes so in love with brody. two hands <3

Bridgette doesn't label her sexuality, but has had feelings for multiple genders before!

DJ is questioning his sexuality, but thinks that he's somewhere on the aroace spectrum! He also considers himself a cisgender demiboy!

Leshawna is a bipan girl, and her girlboyfriend, Harold, is a bigender transfem genderqueer genderfluid bisexual boygirl!

Lindsay is a bi straight lesbian, and her partner, Tyler, is a cusper straight lesbian transfem boy who switches between identifying as a cishet man and a trans butch lesbian and uses he/she pronouns! (also this is because i like both headcanons for her lmao)

Trent is an ace bisexual with an aesthetic lean towards girls and a romantic lean towards boys! He leans more towards the cis man side of the gender spectrum, but likes to get a little funky with it u know. like he listens to arctic monkeys. u know.

Gwen is a bi lesbian/shadowlesbian trans girl who defaults to she/her, but doesn't mind neopronouns! Also gwourtney is real to me

Cody is a bisexual trans guy!

Sierra is an intersex trisfem paradoxibinary arospec bordersexual first-quarter/third-quarter neaptide mspec lesbian who prefers she/her, but also likes they/them and neos!

Duncan is a bisexual guy with a preference for girls! also i am still a duncney believer. who else still part of duncney nation in 2023.

Blaineley is an aphrodite bi lesbian and shes dating ME SHES DATING ME SHES MY WIFE ILY MS STACEY ANDREWS OHALLORAN. i actually made a whole oc to ship her with lmao. i guess i can include that um shes dating jules who's a lesbian and is my oc <3

Heather is a bisexual girl with a preference for girls and she's dating Alejandro, who is also bisexual! their romance was cute argue with the wall

Courtney is a bisexual girl and she's also a cit <3

Chris and Chef are both gay men and are married! gay wrongs

uhh random other hcs i have for non gen 1 chcs are bi trans girl kitty, bi straight emma, uh that little swagless kid from rr who competed with his dad uh hes a trans boy, jo is a butch bisexual girlboy & is dating brick, a gnc bisexual man, scott is bisexual and dating courtney, sam is a nonbinary bigender transfem straight lesbian who uses all pronouns & is dating dakota who is a bi trans girl, um that one dude who had the name reveal is ofc trans, svetlana is a transgender bi lesbian, vito is hypersexual and bi, uh my hcs for mal are. long so keep an eye out for a mogai-headcanons post in a few months, shawn (?? is that his name) is a transhet guy and is dating jasmine (??? i do not know these chcs at ALL) who is bisexual.

[td-tbbg-official]

do beth and lindsay still keep it touch

“Oh my gosh, how could I not keep in touch with my first real best friend? Beth and I even still meet from time to time, and our kids occasionally meet. We used to organize play dates all the time, but they’ve grown out of it. I’m thankful for a lifelong friend like her! She helps keep me grounded when I sometimes get all… celebrity-like, if you know what I mean, hehe.”

coming soon to an ao3 near you.

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[thesanitisedinkling]

Here we go, Episode 22 is finally here, apologies for the delay getting this episode out, I've had some irl issues to deal with, but as always, my cowriter @eddeyrie and I would appreciate it best if you read through episodes 1 through 21 first...IF you haven't done so already.

Your support is what we strive for, and you're delivering it oh so much. We can't thank you enough for it, enjoy as we now play...The Speed Of Lies!

[brittle-hereticvow-99]

Flabbergasted by Izzy.

[s-grunge]

A very special day has arrived. April Fools? Never heard of it.

It's Cody's Birthday!

Can you believe this guy turns 34 this year?

Long rambles and extra pictures below the cut

Maybe I got a bit ambitious with the composition, especially since I was scrounging for time to get this done (we had quite a busy month) which meant I couldn't focus on details as much. But I knew I wanted to make something that felt significant for my boi.

I initially planned to include even more characters; the entirety of Gen 1 and a handful of others, but I knew that would've been too much for me to handle.

So I left on the cutting room floor-

The characters who Cody is on more negative terms with canonically (Duncan, Courtney, Alejandro)

Katie and Sadie (Sorry)

All but three of the post Gen 1 characters.

It's also the one year anniversary of posting my Total Drama art. Not that it's an especially significant thing to note, but it's pretty cool nonetheless.

Here are some alternate renders.

The background is mostly just a mix of background tiles & tones in MediBang, as well as overlays and decorative brushes.

Next are the characters laid out individually and transparently (Sans Justin, Trent, DJ and Lightning as they're egregiously incomplete below the shoulders (At least they have a full head, which is more than can be said of Zeke or Sierra))

Cody & Dawn and LeShawna & Beth were drawn on the same layer, so I can't really separate them.

Geoff, Izzy and Tyler are just very small.

Some characters get cool outfits, some get very light redesigns, a couple look pretty much how they do in the show.

Izzy is dressed as a piñata, because why wouldn't they be?

Harold's look is very loosely based on Beat from JSRF

LeShawna's design is based on a look she has in Dramarama.

I can't draw Gwen the same way twice.

Nobody else has any specific inspirations for their looks.

Now that I think of it, the centre of the drawing is not dissimilar to what I drew last year. Similar compositionally, but different contextually.

Kinda embarrassing to look at my older art now, but that just means I'm super happy with the stylistic evolution. You can tell I've gotten more comfortable with the way I draw TD characters.

Anyway, enough of my rambling.

Happy Birthday Cody!

[tpwrtrmnky]

next-gen

[ID:

Three panel comic on a white background. Panel 1:

A crudely drawn self-insert of Typewriter Monke (Beth) is talking to a 3d rendered green stick person.

Beth: "Yo. Green. New art style's looking good."

Green: "What

why do I look like this"

Panel 2: Beth corrects her glasses while the green person flails their arms.

Beth: "Look. Profits are down."

Green: "Profits…?"

Beth: "You need to embrace next-gen graphics."

Green: "Next?"

Beth: "Also stop using big words. Modern transfeminist propaganda must be easily digestible."

Panel 3: The green person is shown in a full-body shot while Beth is in the foreground.

Green: "This sucks. I would like to go back."

Beth: "You suck. Fuck you."

Green: "I don't think this hostility is about me, I think you're having a rough time and coping in an unhealthy way."

Beth: "Well I think you're a little shit. Green turd."

End ID.]

[djungelsims]

vallie's bachelorette party went hard (too bad she doesn't remember most of it)

[acc0rd1ng]

my favorite (doomed) friendship in gen 1

look at themmm

also i hate drawing Beth idk she's just not rlly fun to draw

i find her decent as a character tho

[oswanily]

It is Judy-Beth's birthday! Apparently her mother was too busy burning leaves to attend.

[totalswagisland]

beth makes a discord group chat for the gen 1 cast and it's even more fucked up and messy than the reboot one

[invisible-pink-toast]

Top 20 Romantic/Comedies where the girls should’ve ended up together

20. Mean Girls - Janis and Cady

19. The Breakfast Club - Allison and Claire

18. Bring It On - Missy and Torrance

17. Whip It - Pash and Bliss

(if Bliss comes out as trans after the film like Elliot Page did, then these two will still be one badass queer couple!)

16. The Wedding Planner - Mary and Fran

15. Pitch Perfect - Beca and Chloe

(would probably be higher up on the list if i wasn’t bitter)

14. Princess Protection Program - Rosalinda and Carter

13. Clueless - Cher, Tai and Dionne

12. Legally Blonde - Vivian and Elle

11. Frances Ha - Sophie and Frances

10. Stuck in the Suburbs - Brittany and Natasha

9. John Tucker Must Die - Carrie, Beth, Heather and Kate

8. Ocean’s 8 - Debbie and Lou

7. Calamity Jane - Katie and Calamity

6. Bring It On: All or Nothing - Britney and Camille

5. Ice Princess - Casey and Gen 

4. She’s the Man - Viola and Olivia

3. Almost Adults - Mackenzie and Cassie

2. Miss Congeniality - Cheryl and Gracie

1. Bend it like Beckham - Jess and Jules