#general Hammond

[teylasbantos]

[falloutboyyaoi]

stargate as various onion headlines (part 2 and 3 (mostly tumblr posts) coming soon)

[lihiominaa]

STARGATE SG-1 04.01. | Small Victories

[unidentifiedprimate]

[scifimedic]

i did a thing

@autistic-crypt1d

[tomboy014]

Hammond of Texas

[quicksweetdreamer]

Ok we all know and love that moment in Window of Opportunity when Jack resigns so he can kiss Carter

I just rewatched it and for the first time I noticed General Hammond’s face while it’s happening and it is

Absolutely

HILARIOUS

LOOK AT HIM

HOW is he able to look like he’s both thinking "I’m hallucinating, this can’t be real"

and

"Fucking FINALLY" ???

[debidoesdrawing]

Don't mess with Hammond of Texas!

He has such a fun face to draw.

[sga-mcshep-4ever]

"General, when we first set foot on M5S-224, before the wormhole shut down, I picked up fluctuations in the energy field. Now, at the time, I just assumed that was an effect of the gate's residual energy signature. But having given it some thought, I realized that can't account for such sizable variances, which leaves only one possible explanation. The gate must have been energized on our arrival, meaning it doesn't just draw power on outgoing wormholes, but on incoming wormholes as well. All we have to do is make a connection. 3.5 microseconds, that's the minimal amount of time it requires to confirm a lock before the gate automatically kicks in, drawing power from the atmosphere to maintain the wormhole."

[badstargateimagines]

How different Stargate characters would react

If you were dating them and accidentally sent “[their name] kind of sucks tbh” to them instead of your best friend

Jack: “you too lol”

Sam: [screenshots it and sends it to Janet asking if it means anything, she and Janet compose a text together over the course of ten minutes] “I’m sorry you feel that way! Hope this helps ❤️”

Daniel: “excuse me?” [spends the next week brooding and yet saying he’s fine but he’s very obviously not fine, mentally going over everything he possibly could have done to make you think he sucks]

Teal’c: “I am not sucking anything at this moment. Perhaps you meant someone else.”

Janet: “New phone who dis?”

Jonas: “LMFAO you good?”

Vala: “literally hilarious bc that’s not an opinion that anyone could possibly hold about me ilysm 🥰🫶”

Cam: “????”

Hammond: “I don’t think you meant to send this to me”

Meybourne: “lol your kinda mom sucks”

Stinky Pete: “I cannot BELIEVE you would say this to me! After all I’ve done for you? This was OBVIOUSLY meant for your best friend, so obviously you’re talking about me behind my back which makes me question your loyalty. It’s pathetic that you’d throw out a nice guy like me for some loser who won’t treat you nearly as good as I have. Sorry, but I know my worth as a high value alpha male, so I don’t have to take this from you. Have a nice life bitch.” [proceeds to drunk text at least once a week for three years]

[p-taryn-dactyl]

look what i made

[ovulatingwatermelon]

I'm rewatching stargate and I think we need 2 pay more attention to the weird barbarian guy from episode one. He was one of the refugees and instead of running he started throwing rocks at the jaffa and ngl he needs more attention. (I like 2 minute screentime nobodies)

Also when Teal'c was getting him through the stargate they looked like they would've been chaotic besties <3

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

i love it when leaders are like "wait a minute... THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS!" whenever their team gets in trouble

[artistic-lightcycle]

Hammond: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

Jack: alright *shrug*

Woolsey: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

John: Can I not? *at the edge of tears*

[theiravshade]

The Jungian Archetypes: Stargate SG-1 Edition

[autistic-crypt1d]