#genshin impact 3.0 spoilers

[tratserenoyreve]

Paimon: "Sheesh, aranara, aranaga, aranakin, ara- how do you remember all this!"

Traveler, who learned teyvatian from scratch in like two months and is actively taking notes on how names are constructed and the meaning of the prefixes: "What, like it's hard?"

[factsilike]

This is it.

This is the only thing I love about the trailer.

[hauntiingg]

i find it funny how tighnari looks exactly the same as he does in the present day despite both photos being taken at least 2 years ago

[teyvats-worst-hero]

Sumeru Archon Quest Live-blogging!

Blacklist the tags “Genshin 3.0 spoilers” or “Teyvat’s Worst Acid Trip” if you don’t want to be spoiled!

Oh shit I’ve been drugged by a fucking ghost woman

Oh hey it’s the Irminsul Tree! Sure hope it doesn’t burn!

What am I saying, of course it wouldn’t!

More importantly, WHO THE FUCK IS WHISPERING SHIT TO ME IN THE BACKGROUND

YOU’RE FINALLY AWAKE-

Tighnari is definitely drugging me. I’m being held here against my will and he’s literally gaslighting me saying what I see is all hallucinations.

He pulled out a ball of sleepytime medicine and immediately said “It would be a shame if you fainted in the most dangerous part of the rainforest…”

Glad we’re on the same page Lumine

[bananaapplewaffle]

Aranyaka: Parts I - IV

And all the world quests that come with it.

Yeah, I'm zoning out real bad, so this is gonna be kinda...jumpy.

Wait a damn minute...how DO you know my name Alphonso?

Forgot about this so now we're about to go deal with another Withering Zone.

But uh, WHY DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT NINGGUANG OR BEIDOU WHEN TELLING THE LITTLE GIRL ABOUT THE DISTINGUSHED LADIES?

A Nara?

I knew some shit was up with Alphonso

...two Alphonos glitch

OH?

I didn't realize they could talk!

Who is he calling a Nara? Me, Paimon or both?

THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME BOW

Oh so Nara means human, I'm assuming.

Wait so

Aranara (oh nara is in the name) means children of the forest while Nara means child of dandelion? Or do they mean that Lumine is always traveling? so that's why she's a child of dandelion.

Oh! I was not excpecting part 2 to be just like that, so here we go I guess lol.

I'm guessing this'll help with some exploration.

Y'all I deadass forget I have this open.

Okay,

First, this game is really pulling a LoZ: Ocarina of time and Skyward Sword.

Second, is Araja saying that the land of Tevyat because it had went through a tragedy before that it it literally went within itself to protect itself?

There's a lot going on here.

WHAT

GOLDEN NARA LIKE LUMINE

SO WOULD THE OTHER BE AETHER?

I'm sorry? Who is Varuna...

Imma need the lore-ist to get on this. Stat.

My brain is too full of KHDR for this rn, but I'm so interested lol.

Ayo who the hell is Varuna...

So... Large iron Nara is a Ruin Guard.

I'm tired as shit of the elevation.

Okay this Aranara got hands

What is the name of that one world quest you get really early on, the one with all the ruin guards...

Cuz this is part two and with Ruin Graders.

This World Quest is making me look at Paimon like...sus.

TBH I wasn't gonna continue this because overload of content

BUT

NARA VARUNA HAD A SISTER, EH?

Someone tell me the Aether version is the exact same so this possibly means nothing.

Ah so the big Ruin Machine is called a Ruin Golem

...

So, I finished all the side quests.

Welcome to the beginning of the end!

I FUCKEN KNEW ALPHONSO WAS BAD NEWS THE BITCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lumine peeped it.

Nameless Flower... I hope this Aranara isn't tied to Old Vanarana

...Genshin really loves not voicing things that are songs, huh

Okay so they've got a bit of instrument and la's for this okay.

I wish the instrument was an actual lyre tho.

Interesting how they refer to Paimon as the moon...

I wonder if she has anything to do with the Moon Sisters...

Okay so Arama being on the roof when they're supposed to be inside is what I'm going to call a glitch.

THERE'S A PART 3?

BREAK TIME BESTIES

And we're back...

so uh...this is starting to give KH...

"A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up—yours and mine."

If you know, you know.

Anyhow, time to see Arama off...

Oh! The Seelies!

Oh! I was not excpeting Seelie lore but here we are.

Hmmm...Rule of Three...The twins first journey together, Aether's journey and now Lumine's journey...

...I have no idea how to lift the seals...

Looked it up lol

Oh its you!

Aramuhkunda.

Awww...

Girl this looks like the damn Realm of Darkness or The End of the World

Oh we can only be Lumine...

DAMN I WAS GONNA FUCK AROUND WITH HER ARTIFACTS

OH WELL

OH?

THIS BOSS MUSIC IS HITTING

Girl how is a non bow character meant to do this...

Shouldn't have to look up Youtube tutorials

Cool so it has to be a charged attack.

Now that's done

GOD THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN VOICED

whoops im too strong and beat it before they were done talking lol

Okay so Arama says that a third Golden Nara will come, so is that the Third in the Rules of Three...

...dreams and memories becoming branches...

Thank you, Arama

Arana's memories...became the fruit...

HOLY SHIT SHE JUST GAINED A VISION

A DENDRO VISION AT THAT

Lines up.

Lumine did not seem to happy about that tho lol

We better fucking see Rana and Arana again.

[stcllariis-a]

{hoyo finally considering traveler’s mental and physical health???? wowowow}

[terminaxshowtime]

man. 2nd part of the sumeru Archon Quest felt like a fever dream.

wait a minute...

[sumerun]

[noodles-n-soba]

The one who relived a divine nature

A Scaramouche draft~

A/N: The way Im inspired after the 3.0 update guys..! I've fallen in love with Scara all over again, but, I guess we all did..

CW: Didn't proofread..

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Masterlist

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A king was born, the day his eyes fell upon you.. Were you the last one to betray him?  Were you the healer that he needed, the one who would stitch his puppet heart back together. A materialized heart, yet this puppet possessed feelings, emotions and a heart.

Curiousity flickered in your eyes, your hands holding your blanket wrapped around your body as you gazed at the guy himself.. Could he be broken and shattered in pieces? Could he still feel something? Wasn't he a mere.. Puppet? A subject of Ei, the Inazuman guardian who's eyes were only set on eternity? "Drifting away once more, (Y/n)?" You blinked, gaze meeting with his still lively ones. Years later, these sparkling eyes would change into the deepest void you had ever seen, he wouldn't be alive again.. But at your current lifestage, you did not realize any of this.

Hopping off the stone wall covered with moss, you stretched with a smile on your face. "Of course not, I was simply resting my mind, but I am fully awake." While saying so, you placed a hat on top of Scaramouche's head to protect him from the sun. Once more his eyes glittered, shining brighter than the mid day sun.. Oh, how you missed seeing those eyes years later.. Right, you recalled being appointed by the archon's themselves to protect the land of Tevyat in the Archon war, but nobody truly knew your identity. What kind of monster were you? Would they tolerate such an existence? Feared to die, betrayal would follow, a painful revelation. "Let us continue, the road ahead is open." You encouraged, nudging over to the path leading to yet another place to discover and explore. You were always there for him, trying to distract his mind from every kind of evil or sadness, but how hard it was.. The poor guy.

Often you heard the question from Scaramouche himself. "Will you, too, leave me, like all the others? Won't you grow tired of me? Who am I in your eyesight, a monster? A puppet? An emotionless individual with no heart or inner appearance?" You reassured him every single time he asked you, you would not leave his side without any valid reason. If fire would once set aflame the branches you were climbing, in no way you would simply abandon him and leave him hanging on those threads. Earning an honest smile from him every time you calmed his storm like mind made you feel at rest too, but every year that genuine smile grew less and less lively.. Barely even mumbling a word to you once you said you wouldn't leave. If you had to be honest, you were gone more frequently.. Where had you been? When would you return? Would you someday perhaps, stay away for eternity?

"(Y/n), why are you gone so often." Up till this day, you never told him.. But you realized he had probably already noticed, you weren't aging.. Just like him. A case of immortality? It might've been. You shook your head, a comforting smile forming on your face as your eyes shone once again in the sun, shining on the land of Eternity. "A few cases I need to take care of once in a while, but rest assured now.. I will be here till the sun rises. If you open your eyes, you'll see me fighting off your strongest enemies, digging a way through forests and lightening up your ways through the darkness." And with that, cupping his cheek in your hand you tried making direct eye contact.. Heart almost being torn apart seeing that the guy from a hundred years ago had changed so much, not a single smile detectable on his blank face.. Resulting in hugging him tightly, hoping to forget his face once again today. You saw nothing but your Scaramouche completely sunken to the depths of his own sea, only to never see daylight again.. Why? Betrayal? Realization? Exactly those things that he had experienced in life made him feel so done with humans in general, but did you classify as 'human' in his archive? He himself didn't even knew.. If someone had asked him that question he wouldn't even know how to answer it.

But you, oh pathetic liar, were you the last straw? You meant no ill, but your movements and actions were exactly what he expected.. Betrayal. It was nothing to be ashamed of (Y/n), he expected it. His face, oh so priceless, the menacing grin on his face as he stared at you.. No love, no friendship, no feelings to begin with! How dare you even think such a thing. From siding with him to fighting against him because you were ordered to do so, no time to talk it through.. Hah, what a coincidence? Formidable! Truly! You were the one assigned to help this puppet out of its misery, and you messed up. But even by messing up, he noticed your true intentions. Living a lie, he told himself so many times you were just like the others, easily landing a hit on you without any struggle. Were you holding back? What kind of mockery was this..? How dare you?

The smile on your face, blood covering your arms and eye, but still even so.. Telling him you'd see him soon enough, falling on the ground afterwards and laying there without any signs of life.. How dare you..!? Who did you think you were..? You.. were.. Merely.. His best friend.

After decades, he got reminded that he too could in fact cry.. He hated it, but seeing you laying there so incredibly helpless, unconsciousness and bleeding to death. His heart that had been frozen over time, a layer of stone around it, it still beaten for you. His hands made quick work, wrapping your wounds in a bandage you carried with you, making sure you were hydrated well enough, even laying your head on his lap as he observed your youthful face.

"Scaramouche.." The harmony of your voice was enough to make him shudder, trying to catch back his new defined personality, but seeing you there.. He couldn't back out anymore, he never was that new Scaramouche when you were around. "... Sorry.." Lips barely moving, your hand tried finding his', squeezing it once you had found your way to it.. ".. I know." His pride didn't dare him to apologize for hurting you, though his eyes said enough. He couldn't afford to lose his last friend, squeezing your hand he bowed down in such a way your foreheads touched. "... Don't cause too much trouble, we won't venture off for quite a long time.." Your smile always lit up his darkened soul, but returning one would take so much more effort.. He just simply couldn't anymore. ".. I knew that from the start, promises can be made.. But keeping them is an entire other thing." Making sure you were laying comfortable against the stem of a Sakura tree in the shade, he stared once more in your eyes.. You never lost hope or happiness, how did you do it? He never stopped admiring you, his respect never grew less.. How could you? One last kiss, then he'd leave.. A kiss goodbye, what did it actually meant? He didn't question it.. Neither did you. Seeing his blurry figure walk towards the horizon, feeling the stinging pain in your chest of unsatisfactory as you realized you weren't supposed to protect him anymore.. Even better, you COULDNT. Where would he go next? Nobody knew.

[tired-smol-flower]

Eyo is there a Arapadme too?

[tratserenoyreve]

condensed no context thoughts on sumeru exploration and questing so far:

- Do you like ocarina of time and koroks? And nausicaa?

- why are you white

- we are nier automata now (sad robots here, sad robots there)

- get google glassed. do not worry, it is totally not a data harvesting scheme, don't worry about the end user license agreement and how we bar you from being able to see search results based on your identity, age, gender, and demographic. (THEY LITERALLY SAY THIS?)

- lotus eater machine...

- are we not going to talk about that? or that? i guess it can wait until later then... (but can we talk about that???)

[c6scaramouche]

Oh my gooooood skdnfhdks cynonari famous

[ofonikabutobeetlesandmen]

The Aranara world quest series was so good? L O N G but so good and emotionally driven I actually felt emotional during the finale of it all fsjdnfkjn but most important of all it was so damn cool to actually see someone being gifted a Vision??

Rana getting a Dendro Vision along with all the existing Dendro characters Vision stories will certainly be adding to the theory on the requirements for people to get that vision specifically

[teyvatcompendium]

The Akademiya and Treetop Palace from Sumeru Preview Teaser 02: Of Rain and Sand  

[allknowingaxolotl]

Xiao and Diona look different here…

[bananaapplewaffle]

haha so this was the post for part two of my archon...

im literally so bummed i really don't want to get into it

like i can't recreate that reaction, you know

anyway kingdom hearts fans stay winning.

I'll see y'all for part 3 i guess

...

Actually, I'll ride the rest of this out.

Sorry y'all didn't get the full effect though.

Archon Quest: Chapter III: Act II: The Morn a Thousand Roses Brings: Denouement

SHE'S ALIVE WITH KATHERYNE

...

NIHIDA HAS BEEN KATHERYNE THE WHOLE TIME???

One thing I will say though

About what Nihida said about the Archon War essentially being a game.

Reminds me of KH3 being a chest match

or rather the "new game".

If you know, you know.

what.

you're doing what now

WAIT

KATHERYNE ORGINATED FROM SNEZHNAYA?

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS FONTAINE

I highkey feel bad for my dog.

Girl wants to sleep but I'm gripped.

Oh and another thing from before before I end this very short post.

"A scatter dream that's like a far off memory.

"A far off memory that's like a scattered dream.

"I wanna line the pieces up.

"Yours and mine."