#gesus

[carstairs112]

The locked tomb series is one of the only times my Christian upbringing has helped me. Like yeah, did you know the pool scene is a baptism. Wow.

[pastouslesjoursfacile]

[mossyinkynebulous]

I'm being infected.

"It's fun if ya go with friends, but udderwise I'd steer clear"

A message I sent in a conversation. Only message in the whole convo to have puns.

[flowerbeeblogs]

I love that when talking about The Locked Tomb you can say shit like "remember when Jod did x and Gesus did x" and you guys will know exactly who I'm talking about, while everyone else just thinks we're swapping the first letters for religious shenanigans.

[shaanks]

lots i'm annoyed about in terms of the pacing decisions of this ep but nvm all that sanji I am in love with you

[timetravelstudies]

[liliox-ciel]

Light spoilers for Canto VI part II they're just small chibi doodles

[buscandoelparaiso]

mi sento male

[ploompkin]

Just listened to my cameo (after a literal half an hour of my friend hyping me up 😂)

And ohhhhh my God- Zevlor talking me through a breathing exercise was unexpected and something I did not know I needed until now

When I have the bloody strength to listen to it again I might edit that bit in isolation to post on here for you all ❤️

[duvet-detectives]

Y’all. Being unmedicated SUCKS but despite that

Thoughts on MegaOpLita absolutely debouched sex but in the club. Like. Kink Night in Blurrs bar and it’s just. Elita and Optimus spit roasting Megatron. While a few people watch on because it would be a fucking sight

Elita has his valve and Optimus has his mouth. Optimus not even having to roll his hips because Elita is railing Megatron so hard he’s being pushed onto Optimus spike. Want him clawing at Optimus spike trying to get closer while Elita pulls him back and forth on her spike.

Think the people watching should be goading Elita on- or telling Megatron he can take more (Megatron is into the whole situation so much it’s making his engine rev so hard)

I think a Flo Milli song should be playing in the back. Or some horrible Skillex shit Jazz put on

Looks at all of you like I’m a bug and you’re about to step on me. Anyways. I need to start posting on AO3 again Jesus Christ

[pastouslesjoursfacile]

[blushingguy]

Gesu to Abazure by You Takumi

[dream-to-be-frog]

anyway imagine being gideon. you love someone enough to die for them and let them eat you to become ultra powerful and one of god’s favoured. then they refuse to let you be absorbed into themselves and you have to watch weirdly from third person as they do things while being in the same body because they cut open their brain to remove your entire existence from their consciousness. and then you wake up in their body somehow, and then find out you’re actually god’s child and god gives you your body back even though it’s dead and then you have several months where the person you died for is missing and you become besties with their not-really-ex who you used to hate. and then you’re just casually playing dead, as you tend to do, and you open your eyes to see the person you died for and they lean over and kiss you. and then they talk and even though it’s with the person’s voice you know instantly it’s not actually her somehow even though it’s her body. and then you have to play dead again because her caretaker just showed up. like just imagine. i’d start biting people

[pekodayz]

ok this is all i feel like showing off bc I took WAY too long to unbox

[idontknowanythings]

☆ Happy Jesus day on this fine cloudy morning good sir ☆

[by-glass-and-waves]

Minor sadge

I wish I did stuff this week but I think my ass still recovering from being a witness to something utterly horrifying at the beginning of the week 🥲 just when I think I'm gucci something happen and I am kind of not gucci

So gg Courtship and other aeious maybe this weekend I will get to you because my mind currently no thoughts head empty