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llumimoon · 2 years

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POV you are Willy Stampler and the cool divorcee parents are about to decimate ur pathetic old man ass for hurting their son

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #cassandra swift #nick close #nicholas foster #nicky freeman #GET FUUUUUUUUCKED #anyways I had a blast drawing Taylor’s hot parents actually #I just think they deserve to kick ass #like I said before they are both trans and bi actually #my personal hc for their relationship is that they r like. besties actually #and they got divorced yes bc Nicky had the FBI on his ass but also #neither of them were vibing w/ the whole marriage life anyways #so they ended on good terms I think #even if Nicky had to like. fucking VANISH LKAJDGHAKG #so in my head they were more friends w/ benefits rather than like actual lovers u know? idk that’s just how I see them #cal draws

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planetquest · 1 year

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from their cosmopolitan interview

#sung hanbin #zb1 #zerobaseone #hanbin #THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE CUNTS THAT WERE SAYING NOT TO SPREAD IT #GET FUUUUUUUUCKED #crypt posts

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babybunny-ox · 1 year

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Got nuked

Use to be bby-bones-ox 🤬

#tumblr nuked me #bbybonesox #get fuuuuuuuucked #babybunnyox #🪦

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achillestiel · 1 year

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"I can't believe they're making you work on Good Friday. It's Jesus's day" said to me by a customer. Who came into the store. To shop. On Good Friday.

#i wouldn't have to be here if it weren't for you buying £2.50 candles and £5 packs of undies #get fuuuuuuuucked

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nik-the-bik · 11 months

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these fascists keep embarrassing themselves and we love to see it

#us news #jim jordan #get fuuuuuuuucked #we love to see fascists getting dunked on #embarrassing for you

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to-indeed-be-a-godd · 1 year

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just wanna say i love people saying “the barbie movie is “anti-men” because that literally causes them to admit society is anti-women…like yes you men can’t win with this one because this is and always will be the first time women will actually have something for once. Thank you Greta.

#barbie #the barbie movie #feminism #women win this time #get fuuuuuuuucked #greta girlwig #i love the barbie movie #no i will not apologize #women

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dddongsandbongsartistry · 1 year

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Really doesn’t matter can we get a look? Something hot? Something short? Or may be all nude?

Is this one good?

#who the fuck asks that like that #seriously #get fuuuuuuuucked

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luck-of-the-drawings · 4 months

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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #jrwi riptide spoilers #JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL #SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS #BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY #THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT #but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested #I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK #bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2 #but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will #bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world #OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through #his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning #when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom #remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary #when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude #even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is #just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG #but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 6 months

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the tlsp cover of moonage daydream is quite simply one of the best things to exist. that is all.

#i have been watching the live performances on a loop all evening as i've been writing #it's an actual crime they didn't include it in the album #my personal favourite has to be the oyafestivalen one where they spend a full minute bickering about which song to play #miles wants to play bowie and alex wants to play cohen #(“isn't that always the way?”)#and despite his reluctance they SECOND they start playing moonage daydream alex absolutely *nails* it #don't even get me started on miles's guitar solo in it #just #fuuuuuuuuck #tlsp #lulu posts

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kakyogay · 10 months

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WHAT

THAT'S WHY TUMBLY GRUMBLY

BUT LIKE

MILK MAKES TUMMY HURT

WATER TASTES BAD (yes my water has a taste and it shouldn't and it's gross and I cannot drink it and I don't understand why no one else in this house understands that)

AND MY DAD RARELY GETS OTHER JUICES

IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD JUST DRINK SODA ALL MY LIFE THAT WOULD SUCK

WHY CAN'T I JUST INTAKE FLUIDS AND NOT FEEL LIKE SHIT AFTER THIS ISN'T FAIR GRRAAAAAAAAH

#I just want to draw the silly creatures why must constant stomach pain this is doo doo water #also why must my body suddenly have trouble with milk even after I've drank it all my life #going to kill going to maul maybe even bite #watever maybe it'll get me out of school tomorrow idfk #barely on that grind anymore what the fuuuuuuuuck why must human anatomy do stupid shit

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ssaraexposs · 4 months

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MY HONEST REACTION

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favoritejohn · 2 years

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broke the internet

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mommybottom · 2 months

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domme that helps you take toys all the way in your ass but she gets too worked up watching your hole take them so easily and fucks you herself

#she barks #mtf nsft #mtf top #mtf domme #topposting #sorry. very normal tonight i swear.#been watching guys riding toys and just fuuuuuuuuck i need to not only watch that up close but also feel it for myself #i don't even like my dick but maybe i can use it just this once #would you believe i started the session wanting to get fucked. like how did my top braincell turn on #fistposting

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the-confused-little-anomaly · 2 months

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So the time is 01:33 where I'm from and I just finished watching Interstellar....

I don't think I spoiled anything but ehh

Also this is just my brain vomiting. The plot twisted so much my brain couldn't handle the loopties. This is brain vomit

Help?

Wtf?

What the fuck?

What was that?

Hepl?

I'm having an existential crisis.

What the fuck even was that?

I'm not going to sleep, I'm going to think about whatever the fuck i just watched.

I love that accidentally braking a windows while playing baseball is a thing that happened across time.

I'm still having an existential crisis

The library thing was so cool, like inside out library and it was like the thing if you put two mirrors across from each other. What if if you do that you're actually looking into the fourth dimension and your brain just can't comprehend it.

U still reading this?

Why?

What the fuck did I just watch?

...

Good night

...

I'm not gonna sleep

#aaaaaaa #i don't even know man #aaaa #brain vomit #hey it's 1:43 now #good thing i don't have to get up tomorrow #or well today #interstellar #what the fuuuuuuuuck

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linkvcr · 3 months

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its always when i have the most time that i lack the motivation to actually draw -_- its sick

#okayyy maybe it is half lack of motivation and half the most fatigue ive had in a while #whats uuuup with that i get up for abt 15 mins and i need to lie down again. IM SITTIIIIIIIING. COME AWN #wtv. i need to brute force it at some point [< wont]#hope yallre doing well. i need to draw so baaaaaaaaaaaad i need it #txt #i need to learn i need to improve but i hate learning . FUUUUUUUUCK

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boxwinebaddie · 4 months

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oh my fucking GOD, this is just personal stuff...but i just ran into a group of teachers who asked me what my summer plans were. we were all smiling up until i mentioned i was 'working summer camp!' <3 c': and they all just looked at each other, looking legit fkn haunted then said 'why...would you do that?'

and i was confused so i was like

'well i was told it was super fun and chill' and one of the teachers just shook her head like 'nina...i have no idea who told you that, but summer camp here is actually HELL. it's hot and brutal. its a Shit Show. whoever told you that probably just told you that because they are desperate to get people to sign up bc no one will do it..."

...because of how fucking Horrible it is.

OOOOHHHH MY GOD. nOOOOOOO. :(((

#nina speaks #FUUUUUUUUCK MY LIFE #this is so unserious they looked like i said #i was about to go to the guillotine #like i was about to get executed #brother this is so FUCKED UP #i am scared it starts next next monday #bro...please pray #at least i will be busy probably i hate down time #but i'm probably going to be cranky so #if i am still around sorry in advance #my eye is twitching

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