#get held idiot

[canisalbus]

✦ Ad Astra ✦

[seathernycolors]

peent

[tobirama-seppuku]

what if i WAS shorter than you then what

That'd make Damien like 4 inches taller than you duuuude large boyfrienghd

[llamahearted]

listen. all I wanted to do was learn to draw the otp kissing, but the problem here is,,, they keep cracking each other up

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

a redemption arc is not a sacrifice.

a redemption arc is not some grand act of selflessness.

a redemption arc is not meaningless pain and suffering.

a redemption arc is simply facing the consequences of your actions, fixing your mistakes and doing better, regardless of whether you will be forgiven or accepted. that's it.

[sincerely-sofie]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING US WITH THE KIP TWIG & GROVYLE HUG

Twig might have to suffer a complete and utter emotional breakdown to finally request a hug, but once she does, by golly is she ever getting a hug.

And everyone rejoices throughout all the land.

[caracello]

mgsv s/i! they’re 6′8″ and their job is to pick people up and put them up on high cabinets that they can’t get down from. not 100% on the name ‘faithful hound’ but i like it well enough so it’s sticking for now +). most people call them pip!

[ok2rb!]

[quietwingsinthesky]

one thing about doctor who is that it is so. touch.

[blujayonthewing]

it's weird to me that online content on foraging and camp/ bushcraft cooking never seem to overlap, at least not that I've ever found?? foraging recipes are always like 'wild mushroom risotto with chardonnay and arborio rice' and bushcraft cooking is always like 'first, unpack your ribeye you brought from home--' like what is going on here, surely 'guy who wants to camp out and cook over a fire' and 'guy who wants to eat some plants they found in the woods' cannot be completely separate venn diagram circles

[teekays]

i love tzjd but i have to indulge in it privately and on my own or with no more than like. 4 trusted mutuals. because outside of that circle there's this bizarre insistence on making jd an experienced dom top like it's a magnet for the most classically yaoibrained fujos out there and it makes me giggowl so bad like are we seeing the same jamie... not to vibes stereotype i'm sure there are plenty of anxious little guys who are also dom tops out there but that is NAWT my jamie and that is the APPEAL! the greater toronto area's highest grossing grandson is not doing all that. i need you all to open your hearts to the hockey boys having kind of boring normie sex that is full of love nonetheless 👍

[ghost-proofbaby]

i wish i was a fictional character. like, the mc of some romance novel, or the strong lead of a fantasy series. someone people look at and go “oh yeah, i’m putting you in my heart forever.”

[aro-aizawa]

dp headcanon that one of danny's powers that he has (whether yet to be unlocked or just undiscovered) is the ability to open portals to and from the ghost zone bc he died when one opened right on top of him. its arguably his most op power bc no ghost has that kinda power, they rely on other objects to do that for them and even those objects are highly sought after and coveted.

my biggest draw to this outside the allure of convenience is just how fkn funny it'd be bc my boy danny is ALWAYS looking for shortcuts. the gz will be filled w danny's miscellaneous crap he put there so he'd have quick access to it, to the point where he can and will lose things either because he forgot where in the gz he put it or a ghost'll be like 'oooo neat! free things!' and nab it bc its unguarded lol

not to even mention when danny just gets tired of fighting he could just open a portal and launch the ghost through and close it. best case scenario the ghost'll give up the fight, worst case danny gets a 20 minutes break while the ghost has to fly all way to his parents' portal then back to where he is. repeat this until danny wears them out or he catches them off guard by them expecting another portal but surprise!! soup time!!! :D

also it helps w aus where danny isn't perma stationed in amity bc oh nice my son can go live w new family elsewhere,,,

[totheidiot]

i hate that the solar eclipse just now serves as a reminder that nobody loves me.

[transkingcobra]

Just sitting here contemplating my first reactions to the bg3 characters (played the game literally from a lone post about how people complained it was shoving the gay in their face) and how two of them were the exact same reaction but different tone

Meeting Astarion: Oh. Oh he’s gonna be a Problem (affectionate)

Meeting Raphael: Oh. Oh he’s gonna be a Problem (derogatory)

[fromtheseventhhell]

Crying thinking about the fact that I might never get to read about a darker, came-back-different!Jon becoming KITN. The show gave us literally nothing on that front, the books are my only hope 😭

[thehappiestgolucky]

What if, for the sake of Quirrel holding Tiso, Tiso has spell of temporary shrinking.

He finnds no use other than to be held by boyfriend.

Rip Quirrel tho. He will fit even worse in that bathtub.

Quirrel might not being able to hold Tiso when he’s big, but he can when he sometimes decides to join on the surface (Tiso is reminded how much he dislikes legs no this ISNT a ploy shut up)

Quirrel is,,,gonna need to find something else to use to rehydrate. Not a single person expected him to like, be THAT big when returned to his original merman form (except for the mers. since that’s more their size)

Also the size difference between MerTiso and Quirrel (but it’s the period where he thinks he’s still just a human) is entertaining to me so bonus:

Markoth: I tried to kiss Xero once and I ended up poking his eye with my nose

Markoth: He laughed it off. I, however, never recovered and have never initiated a kiss after that. Xero likes doing it so it’s not too bad.