#get blasted idiot

[mexicanjayce]

i’m blasting him with my cramps beam

[atomarium]

[fyllophobia]

never knew what hit him

[thegroveofgreatgods]

what about dubbing the hector rift comic over @ goodyjobgoodywork? sorry the art makes me feral ASHHAFKHSDHSH

Cough Cough @goodyjobgoodywork

ORIGINAL POST!!

[transjohnnycash]

Playing a prank on my boyfriend by setting the bidet to max water pressure

[swordpact]

runs up and blasts cazador with sunbeam before he can open his mouth to astarion

[gendersloth]

[halcyon79]

Tumblr's back at it again with the weird ass ads.

[dreadfuldevotee]

Popular IWTV cosplayer(s) currently getting put on blast for posting about going on haunted plantation tours and taking photos of their (white) LDPDL funko pop out front like its a cute little photo op. And ykw I won't pretend to be surprised because non-Black people, American and Non-American, think of slavery as a foot note in their antebellum fantasy or, at best, a gotcha card when they decide they wanna be morally superior. Its not an IWTV specific issue because regular degular people romp through these plantations for weddings or to talk about everything but the black people who maintained this estate so that willfully ignorant tourists could gloss over their very existence. But a racist source material breeds racist fans and TVC is ripe with both so who is to sit here and gasp and clutch their pearls like we haven't been seeing the very thought patterns that lead to this kind of bullshit

[expedition33]

no commentary needed, i think,

x-men: red (2022) #5

[thebroccolination]

I’d like to take this opportunity to express a warm and whispered “oh my god” to the Polca community on Tumblr because Jesus on a rainbow jungle gym is Peaceful Property my favorite series from 2024 and I’m not remotely hinged about it. I’m up to episode six and my mind is full of hysterical crying feelings.

Ghost-hunting pre-slash is exactly what TayNew, you, and I deserve in this world of bedlam.

Amen.

[niko-jpeg]

Ruler of Everything.

( @m3philes )

[hazelnootnut]

pov you're the king and you're about to get astral ejected from the castle

[sweaters-n-dynamite]

Stickers I made for the regretevator contest!!!!

DREAMER DETECTED, OPINION INVALID: FOLLY BLAST!!!!!!

[verfound]

FIC: Paris's Favorite Not-a-Couple (MLB; Lukanette; LBSC Valentine 2025; 1/8)

...good Lord that's a mouthful 😂

Rating: Mature

Characters/Pairings: Alya Césaire, Juleka Couffaine, Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Rose Lavillant; Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, minor Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant

Summary: If you ask anybody in the world — at least anyone who follows celebrity gossip and cares — Luke Stone and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are totally in love.  If you ask Marinette, they’re just really close, really old friends.  If you ask Luke…totally the same.  There is absolutely no truth to the rumors, none at all, not…not even a bit…

(Or: the one where everyone but Marinette and Luka realize they’re totally dating, so why don’t we get on that already, huh?)

Author’s Notes/Warnings: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLES!!!! Who's ready for another @lovebugs-and-snakecharmers Valentine's Exchange? 😁

@omnoramayday asked for a Famous AU (where fans can’t believe they’re NOT dating), posing with each other (like as an art ref), or pirates (any way you sail it).  Somehow I think I twisted all of it together to get you a Fake/Assumed Dating Celebrity AU with Wardrobe Malfunctions and a smidge of sea shanties?  I also may have kidnapped Quick’s Angie again.  And Rose is unhinged as ever.  And I was screaming at them to JUST KISS before I even hit 2k.  So…happy Valentine’s, I think?  I was your secret admirer.  😁

Chapter One: A Favor Between Just Friends

“What?  No way.”

The microwave dinged, and Alya kicked back from her desk, hopped up from her swivel chair, and walked across her flat to the kitchen to retrieve her dinner.  Her mom had sent her home with leftovers when she had visited a few days ago, and she’d been saving them for a deadline night.

It wasn’t actually a deadline night, but she had been too busy staking out her latest story to remember to do the shopping this week, and it was raining, and who wanted to go grocery shopping in the rain, anyway?

So, mom’s leftovers it was!

“Because I’d know,” she laughed, rolling her eyes as she stirred the stew to distribute the heat.  It was steaming, but she’d been fooled by steam and a frozen center before.  Kimi, a friend from another publication she was currently on the phone with, said something else into the bud Alya had popped in her ears.  “Girl!  She’s, like, my best friend.  I would know if she was dating Luke Stone.”

[roadstostray]

wanted to show off my new watermark, but this is still a wip of a TAZ au my roommate and I are doing