#get your fucking dog bitch!!!!

[lo-batteryy]

Punch first and punch hard Gale 🫡

More angry Gale au

[iviin-855]

I love how "the cold, calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with" is either interpreted as Arthur looking like a wet cat and John lying out of his noncorporeal ass to manipulate him or Arthur looking like a trembling Chihuahua, but also the feral kind of Chihuahua that will bite off your fingers given the chance

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Guys Iceman Kazansky fucking BITES, Mav is not covered in hickeys, he is covered in BITE marks cause Ice is insane and he wants to fucking eat him, chomp chomp mother fucker, kiss on the shoulder? BITE, kiss on the thigh? BITE, kiss on the neck? BITE, kiss on the nose? BITE, at first it was a kinky thing and then it was a joke but it’s still a thing

[aetherean-alchemist]

Cucuhalo roomates arc be like:

Bad: GET YOUR FUDGING CAT CUCURUCHO!!!! (Emotional Support clearly munching on bad) Cucurucho: it don't bite <333 Bad: YES IT DO!!!!!

[ashersanity]

“cuz the dog didn’t ask for whitney’s permission”

oh my fucking god, CHRIST SAKE, WHITNEY CAN YOU FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND—

why does this make sense

ss is by @princesstokyomoon btw

[runeiio]

philip fought a bear for that fish

[soapiemomorphine]

So I drew a thing lol

Based on the iconic vine- Ft Donnie, Leo, and Aoi

Donnie’s answer to most problems is violence

(Leo is a triangle)

Another vine; Ft Young Leo and Aoi

Not even Aoi being a ghost will stop him from being a mama bear lmao

[keclan]

the best part of bisclavret is that when he attacks that knight, instead of being like “omg this feral wolf the king found in the woods just attacked that man,” everyone is like “omg that man must have wronged that feral wolf the king found in the woods.” and they’re right.

[the-dormant-ocean]

He doesn't joke around in a fight.

[transfinan]

Some spare screenshots of the boys for when u guys write me thos 10000 fics i ordered.

[pink-psychic]

I’m glad that Belos didn’t get a drop of redemption

Get melted, witch!

[theredfields]

I am still SO delighted over how much they highlighted Wesker's sheer hatred towards a man he has never met in his life.

[lupismaris]

Played fuckin D1 rugby players today (we are D3 for the record) and for the entire 30 minutes I was on the field they did not score. Neither did we, mind, but while I was with the pack those fucks did not score and that's what matters.

[spriteofmushrooms]

Wei Wuxian's complete disregard for Jiang Cheng's personhood compels me almost as much as Wen Ning treating him like an accessory person. Little brother shaped. Princess in a tower boy. Object man.

[dark-elf-writes]

Anko looking to orochimaru like “get your fucking dog bitch” and him just nodding sagely.

Oro: well I didn’t know how to tell you dear, but your hisses are a bit…sloppy.

Naruto: Yesterday you told me to “walk a lavender in the pool” and I wanted to bleach my ears. That means nothing.

Anko: …I’m moving out. Nothing is worth this.

Sobbing Oro is the “play stupid games win stupid prizes” mom so if Anko wants to pick fights with her little brothers she better be able to back it up if she wants him to step in.

Smash cut to Anko face to face with one of her summons until she can call Naruto a flea bitten mongrel flawlessly.

[pettyprocrastination]

Baratheon Wifey Lore i made tf up: a breed of hyenas called “Dornish laughing hounds” are very common and scavengers/wildly aggressive animals. A noble gifts a young pup to oberyns wife on their wedding day as a cruel joke because “a dornish man is as wild and unruly as their hounds. Perhaps if you tame this you can tame your husband” meant to humiliate her but then she feeds the hound from meat on her plate and takes off his tight chain collar and the pup is following her around everywhere.