#ggincorrect

[gustingirl]

Taehyung, despairingly: Oh, Namjoon hyung is going to hate this.

Jimin, joyously: Oh, Namjoon hyung is going to hate this.

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i just know this happened at some point

Kibum: FUCK!

Jonghyun: Language.

Taemin: English.

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Hoseok: Jungkook has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced him.

Namjoon: That can't be true!

Hoseok: Watch this.

Hoseok: Hey JK, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Jungkook: *Throws himself out a window*

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with proof

Yoongi: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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got7 reunion would be like

Jaebum: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Jaebum: *sees Bambam shoving Jackson into the washing machine while Yugyeom records and Jinyoung, Mark and Youngjae watch* Jaebum: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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Namjoon: But, well, I have this crush on this girl.

Seokjin: Mmm-hmm.

Namjoon: That’s all.

Seokjin: That’s all?

Namjoon: And I think about her lot, and I dance at the kitchen at 3am.

Seokjin: Joon! You got to be kidding me.

Namjoon: And I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.

Seokjin: Joon, that stuff’s not weird. Those are just- well, the poetry thing is weird.

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Jimin: can you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?

Namjoon: [sits on the floor]

Jungkook: [crouches down]

Taehyung: [kneels]

Jimin: i hate all of you

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Kai: what do I say?

Suho: just tell her “your eyes are beautiful”

Kai: *goes back to Jennie* my eyes are beautiful

Jennie:

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Namjoon: It's unhealthy drinking after 7pm.

Yoongi, drinking vodka with Jimin at 3am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

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Jungkook: Hyung, what are you drinking?

Yoongi: Tea...

Jungkook: What kind?

Yoongi: ..quila...?

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at p nation be like

Hyuna: Good morning. Dawn: Good morning. Heize: Good morning. PSY: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Jessi: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Chaeryeong: I’ve been living a lie…

Ryujin: Just one? I’ve been living like twenty.

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Taemin, still awake at 3am: When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.

Onew, eyes wide staring at the ceiling:

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Jaebum: is anyone gonna tell me whats going on here???

Jackson: its kinda complicated, but Bambam-

Jaebeom: got it. forget i asked.

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Namjoon: So… who’s the clingy one?

Yoongi, sitting on Hoseok’s lap, with his arms wrapped around his neck and holding his hand endearingly: Hobi, obviously.

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*roleplaying*

Seulgi: *wearing a knight costume, holding a sword* I think there was a misunderstanding.

Joy: *wearing only an apron, throwing rose petals* You think?