#gideon.🦷

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Infodump about Lee? Wanna know more about your ship with him!! 👀 -gideongrovel

*rubs my hands together like an evil fly* 🪰 BIG mistake gideon! I'm about to be sooo annoying! 😈 Ranting and raving below. Also, spoilers for Utopia, but it's a 12 year old show sooo 🤷‍♀️

SO, the gist of Lee's character is that he's a hitman who works for a shady organization known as The Network. He only shows up for one episode in Series 1. (There's a brief flashback scene of him in episode two of Series 1, but he's "killed" at the end of episode one.) He has a hitman partner called Arby and the dynamic between the two of them is really interesting. (All of the relationship dynamics throughout Utopia are interesting tbh but I'd give anything for a mini spin-off of Lee and Arby and their partnership or if Series 3 had been made just a couple flashback scenes of them working together.) They both have their own vices, Arby is shown with a little box of chocolate raisins that he's constantly eating, Lee is shown to have a smoking addiction. His need for a cigarette 24/7 is actually his downfall multiple times throughout episode one. He nearly blows Arby and himself up because he almost lights up a cigarette near an open gas main, he gives away their position to another character they're after because Arby has to roll down the window of their car since Lee has filled it up with smoke thanks to his smoking, and lastly he gets himself "killed" at the end of the episode because he leaves his gun next to Wilson, the guy he just tortured for information, to go have a smoke. So it's no surprise that Arby would hate Lee's smoking considering how careless he can become because of it. Also, cigarettes stink, and personally, their smell gives me a headache, so I completely understand why Arby doesn't like it lmao. The commentary for Series 1 talks about them a little bit. It's not much, but it's something.

Arby and Lee have obviously been working with each other a long time, and I think Lee has some sort of respect (?) for or just general enjoyment working with Arby, maybe simply because they work so well together.

In Series 2, surprise, surprise Lee is actually not dead, and he's in more than one episode. Yay! He is partially paralyzed (his left arm) because the bullet hit his lung. While he never outright says it, he's bitter about the whole thing. There's actually a wonderful deleted scene that visually shows us this very well. In the scene he puts away his electric cigarette, which he had to switch to after being shot in the lung, and takes out a real cigarette simply to put it in his mouth and then stare at himself in a mirror (a fractured mirror at that) as he tries to push his paralyzed arm down to his side, it's obvious he hates how changed and different he is and wants to go back to his original self. He blames Wilson for his partial paralysis which yes Wilson did shoot him, but as Wilson says, "So we're even then." which in a fucked up way is true because it was 100% deserved lmao even if Lee doesn't think so. I didn't mention, but Wilson later on in the show ends up working for The Network and ends up partnered with Lee, which is a horrible decision on The Network's part btw because of their history. (Lee torturing Wilson and blinding him in one eye and Wilson shooting Lee and partially paralyzing him.) BUT anyways Lee's bitterness towards Wilson blinds him (pun intended) to the fact Wilson is not the same person he once was which gets Lee killed. I could dive into their dynamic as well, but I won't (for now) for the sake of how long this already is.

There are little details about and things Lee does that make me want to dissect him like a bug. There's a detail about his suit that I don't even know if it was intentional or not, but during Series 1 the collar of his suit is buttoned to the top while during Series 2 the top button isn't buttoned which gives the suit collar a more disheveled appearance. There's a scene where you can see Lee in the background messing around with hung pictures and straightening them. He also eats a chocolate raisin off the ground. He's a weirdo.

Also, apparently, he's around 25-26. I thought he was in his 30s when I watched Utopia (around the age of his actor at the time). But no. Killing people when he should've been at the club smh.

Btw his actor actually has really curly hair, so styling his hair that way must be a pain in the ass daily.

I haven't even been talking about my ship with him, just yapping about him the entire time 😂 but I have considered multiple ideas for my ship with him. My self insert meeting him before Series 1, my self insert meeting him after Series 2, how that would influence their relationship. Also, an AU where my self insert is a hitwoman for The Network and ends up partnered with Lee. (Coworkers to Lovers, anyone?) But either way, this is a freak4freak relationship, and they are equally insane for each other, a sort of "do not separate" for long periods of time or bad things may happen. The height difference between this ship is great because there isn't one👍This man is 5'9, I am 5'8. We give off the "pencil thin bf and chubby gf" dynamic tbh. I could pick him up. I refuse to believe otherwise. (I would drop him immediately 😔) I need to wrap him up in a warm blanket and tackle him to the ground. This post is already sooo long, sorry! Ciao for now!

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Aftercare after surgery 🦷

How the LADS men would care for you right after you get your wisdom teeth removed.

OG credit goes to @jinwoosbabyboo. Ty anon for making me aware of this!

tags: sfw, fluff, gn! reader, Sylus, Rafayel, Caleb, Zayne, & Xavier x reader

word count: ≈1,045

Caleb

He'd be the most entertaining knowing how you bore easily. From card games, to video games, to tv marathons, the first few days of recovery fly by.

Insisted you get the procedure done in Skyhaven so you can recover at his place, it’s a lot roomier anyway

Is in stitches laughing on the ride home as you both joke around while you’re still high from the anesthesia

Bought a special recliner for you to sleep on the first night post op

Very attentive caretaker; routinely fluffing your pillows, changing your gauze, and refilling your glass of water 

Likes the challenge of cooking a “no solid foods” meal

Is absolutely teasing you over how swollen your cheeks are

Still makes a point to tell you how beautiful you are

Boy, can this man YAP 

He knows he can be quite chatty, but can’t resist annoying you a little when you can’t talk back. “…There was that one time I lost a bet with Gideon, but that’s a story for another day. I’ve been talkin’ your ear off for 10 minutes.” “mmph..” “What’s that? You wanna hear more about the bet?  Okayyy pipsqueek…”

Massages your temples when the pain meds wear off before you can take them again 

Ends up falling asleep next to you in the giant recliner during a Food Network marathon 

Rafayel

Raf’s probably the most smothering of the five since he admits he’s not the best at taking care of others and would be mortified if he had any part of your recovery not going well. He’s a lavish man after all, your comfort is important to him.

You resting anywhere other than his California king bed is out of the question!

Is incredibly gentle and soothing when changing out your gauze; lots of words of encouragement

Constantly checking in to make sure you’re comfortable 

Tries really hard not to laugh when he uses bags of frozen vegetables as cold compress on your cheeks. Says you look like a cute puffer fish 

Keeps forgetting you shouldn’t talk for the first 24 hours but then gets mad when you try answering him when he asks you something 

Is really excited for the next couple of days when you can eat more solid foods. He’s been meaning to make you a special fish soup he discovered on one of his exhibitions abroad 

Drew a tiny sketch of you as a sleeping puffer fish during your nap

Would literally fan you if you felt too hot 

Loses kitty cards on purpose 

Since he has you bedridden, he bought several magazines to take silly quizzes bc “That’s what they do in the movies, yeah?”

Zayne

Easily the most equipped to take care of you in this situation let’s be fr. He’s firm, yet gentle and your downtime is quick and painless.

Has you on a tight schedule: nap, rinse, gauze, meds, nap, rinse, eat, gauze, repeat

You don’t even bother trying to speak. He already had a white board and marker placed on your nightstand when you got home from surgery

Has you pick whatever drama you want to watch when you finally slept off the anesthesia 

Is even more lenient with the amount of sweets you can have since smoothies are the only “healthy” meal you can eat right after surgery 

Is really all cuddles outside of the strict routine of dressing your wounds/taking meds

Shadow puppet show (again 🥲)

Lots and lots of kisses! Cheeks, forehead, eyelids, nose; he just wants you to get better

Places his hands on your cheeks and uses his evol as a cold compress just this once

Secretly counting down the days til he can properly kiss you again 

Is still a workaholic and reviewing reports on his laptop, but takes your temporary silence as an opportunity to listen to some of your favourite music together. In a way, it’s like you’re still talking to him

Xavier

He's no medical professional by any means, but he's not as clueless as he lets on. When it comes to your safety and well being, he takes looking after you pretty seriously. Under his care, you get the most sleep you've gotten in your life.

Sets up the pull out couch so you won’t have to walk around as much

Still brought you flowers and a “Get well soon” card, despite the fact that he’s the one taking care of you 

Thinks you look especially cute with swollen cheeks and surrounded your sleeping form with plushies mid nap 

Is especially proud of himself for making you breakfast and dinner— it’s really hard to mess up instant oatmeal and mashed potatoes 

It takes everything within him not to poke your cheeks and say “chubby bunny”

Chooses to play collaborative 2-player games bc he knows you hate it when he lets you win

Gets in bed to join in on your (med induced) naps

Has you snuggle his waist as you two look through comic books

Follows along with your mushy diet because he’d feel so bad eating solid foods in front of you

Thought refrigerating a face mask would be a relaxing alternative to cold compress packs (and of course he tried one too)

Sylus

Full on princess treatment. Quite literally wouldn’t let you lift a finger. It’s as if you had hip replacement surgery.

Refuses to let you walk, even after the anesthesia wears off. He carries you to any and every room

He knows it’s a minor surgery, but it didn’t stop him from buying the fluffiest pillows, comfiest weighted blankets, plushiest robe, and smoothest silk eye mask 

Brushes/ plays with your hair while you sleep 

Despite your temporary dietary restrictions, you still eat like a Michelin inspector thanks to his private chef

Spoon feeds you 

Is the only LI aside from Caleb who can understand your muffled speech 

Programmed Mephisto to set reminders to take your meds and switch out your gauze

Tucks you in *every time* you decide to lay back in bed

Turned one of his rooms into a spa. Dark, yet calming from the soft lighting of candles, crystal singing bowls from a white noise machine, and aromatherapy 

Relishes in you earnestly needing his help

Bought out a full service salon for the next day to give you every service they offer

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So, I'm rewatching Criminal Minds, soooooo, here's my character sexuality headcannons and ships and why.

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Character sexuality headcannons:

Gideon - straight, somewhere in the aromantic spectrum

Rossi - straight but experimented

Hotch - bicon w/preference for women

Elle - bisexual lesbian (i know, controversial)

JJ - bi girlie

Prentiss - lesbian queen

(Jemily, my beloved)

Reid - bi (cannon if they weren't cowards)

Morgan - bicon part 2 electric bugaloo

Luke - pansexual, demiromantic babes

Garcia - pan/lesbian/queer (leaning slightly more queer)

Reasons:

Gideon -

He doesn't radiate sad gay old man vibes like some others (cough cough hotch cough cough) but he definitely isn't entirely straight either, I feel like he takes a minute to grow a connection and it's that connection he needs to pursue a healthy relationship. So probs demiromantic (maybe i project, sue me !! I want more demi romantic characters) but could also fall on other areas of the aromantic spectrum.

Rossi -

Similar to Gideon, doesn't radiate the same gay old man vibes and I loved his relationship with hayden (joys mum). However, he is canonically a kinky bastard in his youth, and he most definitely had no qualms about fucking around with guys, he wasn't attracted to them and is instead just one hell of an ally who was also heavily involved in queer and kink scenes.

Hotch -

SAD OLD GAY MAN VIBES !! I do enjoy his relationship with haley, and i know he can have had a strong fulfilling relationship with a women without being attracted to her, but I do think he is attracted to women. But he also just radiates sad gay dad there fore 💫bicon hotch💫. Also, he was a troubled teen in an all boys boarding school...I will die on the fact he was a bit of a whore in his youth before haley, I wish we had more on his backstory and what the timeline was but in my head - all boys boarding school for most of his early and mid teenage years before meeting haley late/final year of highschool post transfer - I can't remember if that is even possible with what we know in show but I don't care !! Also, defo had a little thing for garcias friend in the Halloween episode when he gets Jack's costume.

Elle -

I didn't know what I thought she would be at first cuz like she defo loves women but she does have a thing with men then it struck me, both !! She defo would fuck a man but would not want a relationship with one/has no romantic attraction to them. Women on the other hand, she with eat their pussy and put a ring on it at the same time like a true queer icon. I know it's a controversial label but also, they're fiction characters and want to make fun head cannons with fun words !!

JJ -

She just is. Like, I could write a whole essay on the parallels of queerness with JJ, but I'm already yapping excessively and those video essays already exist sooooo I'll let them be lol. Also, i love jemily so much but NO ONE TALKS BAD ABOUT WILL LAMONTAGUE JNR. his and JJs relationship is so cute so I shall multi ship and throuple these mother fuckers as much as I please.

Prentiss -

Literally the OG man hating lesbian and I love her for it. She has never been attracted to a man in her life and i shall die on that hill. Emily prentiss, know I love you deeply.

Reid -

Literally the most stereotypical bisexual to bisexual. And I love him for it. Like, he likes women, but he had more chemistry with Ethan in a SINGLE EPISODE than with JJ (jeid, my UNbeloved) I love my bisexual nerd.

Morgan -

I won't even lie to you this is mostly for angst and hurt/comfort purposes. He lost his father young and took on the role as 'man of the house' incredibly young, then their was C*rl B*ford, and I just love a self realisation fic where he comes to terms with the fact that he is allowed to be attracted to men and that not discount his past trauma and be COMFORTED FOR IT !!! don't get me wrong, all the characters (especially reid) have gone through it, but please!! Give me some morgan-centric fics where he gets comforted and it not delve into other characters trauma. I love reid but please, I need morgan centric hurt/comfort fics where he doesn't act uncharacteristically violently.

Luke -

Ngl, this is entirely vibes. There's nothing I can point to for 'evidence' or 'proper' reasoning, it is just straight up vibes and I choose to stand by it.

Garcia -

This is where I struggle !! Cuz like, she is definitely not straight and I kinda want to say she's a lesbian but I love her relationships with kevin and I love galvez so much. So maybe pan cuase I think i have put too many as bi lol but I also think maybe she would just be unlabelled and 'queer' (let me project onto my  favourite characters okay !!), so probs leaning more towards queer but still up in the air.

Just a little extra here. Hotches stint as a whore, and JJ in a throuple aren't meant to be comments on bisexuality as an identity. For hotch, i just love the trope of very stoic/serious/otherwise unsuspecting character being a whore on the past mostly then for the accidental 'oh, during this very important situation and the person whose important we must talk to I have slept with fuck' moments I love ngl. And I just love both JJ and wills and JJ and Emily as ships and want them all together and happy and see next section for further reasoning. Just got worried on case this fell into any stereotypes of bi people being 'greedy' or unable to have committed relationships or being known for sleeping around. It was not intended !!

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Ships I like and why:

• Jemily

A classic. They're so fucking close and so cute with eachother. They lean on eachother and know nigh everything about eachother even stuff they have been told not to share. I love them together and they'd be fucking precious together!!

• JJ × Will

A cannon straight ship I like. This is highly unusual. I love will with JJ, and honestly just Will as a character. They're relationship and family together is so sweet and cute and I love them as a couple I won't lie. Also male wife × girlboss

• Emily × JJ × Will

I do ship them both speratley but do love a good throuple ship. JJ with her wife and husband, living her best life. I love both these ships and have never been a fan of infidelity trope in fic, and honestly, I want to see wine besties Will and Emily cuz they so would be. They would both put their lives on the line for JJ and that creates a base if respect and trust between them.

• Galvez

I LOVE PENELOPE AND LUKE !!!! I love how garcia is cold at first to him and stand offish and Luke just puppy wags tail 'she's so cool' 'I've heard she's so nice' I love it !! They're precious together and I'm so mad they didn't go through with it in the og 15 seasons (reboot don't let me down on this)

• Morgan and garcia QPR

I do love Morgan and garcia but I don't like them as a romantic couple. I love their violently flirty yet platonic friendship HOWEVER !!! I do love them as a queer platonic relationship. They're is something there that is more than platonic but not romantic and I also just want more QPR stuff in media (including fan media) also: shout out to my irl QPP cuz she will get her appreciation !!! Love you babes (even tho you'll probs not see this)

For next section, just know i stand heavily by SHIP AND LET SHIP. I don't like these for my own reason, if you do SLAY !! I love that for you. But for me, it's just not a fave.

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Ships I don't like and why:

• Jeid

...why? Just why? Reid had a small crush on her in SEASON 1 then she confesses to being in love with Reid in SEASON 14!! there was no build up, or even really mention on it between that time, including which JJ getting a husband and family and Reid going through his love life with Maeve and that whole situation. I like them more as brother and sister type vibe.

• Anyone on the team with Hotch, Rossi, or Gideon

I just don't like it. They all feel like the parents of the team so them shipped with anyone else feels icky to me.

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F/O and OC lists (I'm always updating this):

Fictional Others ❤ (note: I am not non-sharing and I do not mind doubles. In fact, I love doubles and I love finding other people who have the same favorites as me) :

Romantic:

Buster Moon 🎤 (Sing)

Teddy 🛠 (Bob's Burgers)

Cosmo 🔎 (IF)

The Captain/Admiral 🚢 (Queen Mary's Dark Harbor)

Caine 🦷 (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Harley Swayer 👁️ (Poppy Playtime)

Lord Hater ⚡ (Wander Over Yonder)

Bill Cipher ⚠️ (Gravity Falls)

Yondu Udonta 💘 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Jaq/Sir Hugh 📿 (Cinderella)

Rudy 🎪 (Killer Klowns from Outer Space)

Michael Myers 🎃 (Halloween)

Jack Griffin 🧪 (The Invisible Man 1933)

Earl the Squirrel 🎄 (Universal Studios)

Lord Garmadon 🐍 (The Lego Ninjago Movie)

Spider-Man Noir 🕸 (Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse)

Dale 🐿 (Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers)

Professor Membrane 🧠 (Invader Zim)

Honest John & Gideon 🦊🐱 (Pinocchio)

Mr. Peabody 👓 (Mr. Peabody and Sherman)

Vision 🤖 (MCU)

Nails 🕷 (Cool World)

Bender 🍻 (Futurama)

Platonic:

Crushes/low key an F/O but not officially one:

Timon 🦋 (The Lion King)

Ickis 🐰 (Aaahh!!! Real Monsters)

Husk 🎲 (Hazbin Hotel)

Glinda 🎆 (Oz the Great and Powerful)

Casey Jr 🚂 (Dumbo)

Helen 🐌 (Bob's Burgers)

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Fan OCs (I have my own Original Characters but listing them would take up too much time and energy. But maybe someday I'll put it together)

Kylee 🏕 (Camp Lazlo)

Ebony ❄ (Prep and Landing)

Pumpkin 💅 (Prep and Landing)

Winter 🎙 (Prep and Landing)

Rudolph 😡 (The Muppets)

Princess 🍭 (Wreck-it Ralph)

Irene 🎬 (ParaNorman)

Sue 🎨 (Monsters University)

Tammy 💋 (Monsters University)

Danny  🛹 (Monsters University)

Olivia 📒 (Monsters University)

Kiwi 🍪 (Disney/Ducktales)

Raquel 💃 (Disney)

Birdie 🥊 (Disney)

Catalina 🙀 (Disney)

Pepper 📚 (The Boxtrolls)

Hamilton ✂️ (The Boxtrolls)

Chleo 🛼 (Wander Over Yonder)

Lady Luck 👓 (Cool World)

Squeaker 🌃 (Bojack Horseman)

Anna 🌕 (Gravity Falls)

April 💍 (Sing)

Hope 🌙 (Sing)

Tanya 👗 (Rock Dog)

Zynthia 🎶 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Cassandra 🎆 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Celestine 🌟 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Juniper 👿 (The Lego Ninjago Movie)

Diane 💎 (Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers)

Midnight 🔮 (Eureeka's Castle)

Joliet 🔪 (Krampus)

Dina 🧨 (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)

Professor Ant 🐜 (James and the Giant Peach)

Quorra 🔫 (Star Wars)

Switch (AP-87) 🤖 (Star Wars)

Vulture 🐀 (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Waverly 👩‍⚕️ (Halloween 1978)

Martha 🎄 (The Grinch 2018)

Jack 🧜‍♀️ (Queen Mary's Dark Harbor)

Adam 🧟‍♂️ (Queen Mary's Dark Harbor)

Ivy ✨ (Onward)

Busby 🌵 (The Looney Tunes Show)

Kattan 💫(The Looney Tunes Show)

Nona 🎸 (Kid Cosmic)

Minky 🎠 (Hazbin Hotel)

Yancy ♥️ (Hazbin Hotel)

Vivi 💨 (Encanto)

Beeb 💐 (Smiling Friends)

Misery(Julie) 🎭 (South Park)

Miss. Skunk 💥 (The Bad Guys)

Jingle Belle 🎁 (Despicable Me)

Francesca 😾 (Pinocchio)

Billie 🎮 (Bob's Burgers)

Joan 🛋 (Bob's Burgers)

Lily Belle 📄 (Mr. Peabody and Sherman)

Paula 🔧 (Futurama)

Lucky 🎤 (IF)

Margo Hare 🐰 (Fantastic Mr. Fox)

Lisa ☠ (Halloween Horror Nights)

Cubie  🎱 (The Amazing Digital Circus)

June ⭐️ (Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure)

Butterflairy 🧚‍♀️ (Poppy Playtime)

Goo 💦 (Creature Commandos)

Ginger 🦝 (Dog Man)

Leena 🦁 (Dark Universe)

Krik ⚘ (Dark Universe)

[chronically-ghosted]

Taylorrr! 🤍 your new theme is fueling my Dieter obsession but what’s new.

For the ask game: 🎃, 🥵 & 🦷!

look, i don't wanna assume i'm solely responsible for the sudden upswing in dieter interest on this site, buuuuut let's just say my telepathy has really improved over the last year 🐸 ☕

(jk jk thank you! the header is from @sp00kymulderr and gideon i'm holding you up like a baby simba rn)

🎃 Do you plan on writing any seasonal fics?

maybe this is the year i'll finally become a proper fic writer and participate in kinktober but that is also the month i'm trying to get married ... so obviously, kinktober will come first 💁🏻

🥵 Any plans to write steamy or spicy content this year?

bella, baby, homie, girlie -- if i ever do not write smut in a calendar year, i need you to call the police because i have been kidnapped or i am dead. (it may be proceeded by 2K of emotional angst, but we'll get there)

🦷 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're dreading to write (but is necessary to your plot)? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

Either dirtbag!dieter (not bc i don't wanna write it but i'm really struggling with how long/short to make it and i like what i have but also, can we please just get to the smut?)

or this scene in my Din fic where they're pinned down by Stormtroopers at a bantha ranch. Usually I don't have problems with writing action scenes but for some reason, this is proving to be a pain the ass :(

thank you darling so much for asking!!

Ask me about my new year writing goals!

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🦷 CELESTE/GIDEON 🗡️ 19 🗝️ she/he

dogbutch fagdyke. tlt fictive. my gender is cavalier. so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain 👍

[saygracejude]

awrite? my name’s ryan, go by he/him. i’m a trans/bi pervy lil shit. i’m 30, have no particularly strong feelings about walks on the beach, don’t like pina colada’s & i have a fiancé called toby (@sayamenlev).

i like horror, playing games, watching movies, wrestling & the occasional tv show. i love writing and reading & spend a lot of time talking about ocs with my pup. also have an interest in music & some science-y stuff too!

links / byf / etc below

my stuff

writing | asks | ???

oc stuff

jude / aes | gideon / aes | dima / aes | esfir / aes | toli / aes | kadi / aes | roma / aes

lev / aes | toby / aes | cody / aes

other

for toby | for pip | for 🥬

🔞 18+ | nsfw | adult content

this blog is not for minors and i will block you if i find you following me if under 18. i post heavy nsfw/adult material and this blog is not suitable for you if you’re under the legal age.

🦷 if you care

i’m pro-fiction because i’m not a coward, hate censorship and don’t care what you like. it ain’t my business. if that’s an issue, that ain’t none of my business either.

[allowaykirk]

a Carmilla Camilla AU for the Halloween season 🧛🏻‍♀️ 🦷 🩸 🦇 (mind the tags & rating 💀)

[tabascostone]

This is something I love about the series. The main characters were the only two children on the planet. They don't know how to social. Gideon reads comics that are pretty much Warhammer books so the first woman that gives her a look Gideon like... "Yes. This is .. I don't know what to do but yes? Is this affection?"

Meanwhile Harrow has no idea how to people. She doesn't understand the question and she won't respond to it.

Anyone: " I'm trying to connect with you ." Harrowhawk: ☠️💀☠️💀🦴🦴🦴🦷☠️☠️

Nothing more realistic than Gideon acting like the most got-it-together "the world is my oyster thanks to the unrivalled power of my hotness and awesome" and sincerely believing in that facade, only to then turn into a wallflower the moment she's out of the Ninth and among okayish people because the only thing she knows social-wise is nonstop-hostile interraction with a cult of octogenarian nuns.

[sp00kymulderr]

Hi Gideon! 🤍 For the Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game:

🪐 🦷 🍄 🦋

(I'm nosy, sorry 🤭)

Love you 🤍🤍🤍

Hi lovely micado ❤️ you can be as nosy as you want my love! Answers under the read more:

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

Oh god right off the bat with a tough one! Umm why is it so difficult to think of good things

1 - things are going really good in my new job, a lot of great feedback from senior management. It's just a job, but I'm enjoying it a lot more than I have any other recently.

2 - Getting my creative groove back after a bit of a slump. I'm writing things! And I'm having fun!

3 - Um. Won like 50 quid on the lottery this week loll

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

Water. I believe in water for everything. Headache? Drink some water. Tired? Drink some water. Grumpy? Drink some water. I love water lmao

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

The only ship I ship is from my own fic lol so idk if it counts as a headcanon but Dieter and Eva (from Cherry) got matching tattoos on their wedding day.

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

Family. I feel too much, and too many differing emotions about what my obligations are to my family. I can't really explain this one, but it's been on my mind constantly.

ty for asking!

Writers truth & dare ask game

[selfship-nyx]

Welcome!

Hi, welcome to my selfship blog! I felt too weird posting selfship content on my main, so I made a sideblog :3

Nsfw selfship blog: @lustshipping

Parasocial selfship blog: ask for url (selective)

Here is my carrd, most of the info will be under the cut in this post for those that don’t like clicking links, can’t open carrds, find my aesthetic inaccessible, or just don’t feel like it.

About me

My name is Nyx!

My pronouns are:

Vae/Vaer/Vaer//Vaers/Vaerself (I prefer these the most by far) He/Him/His/Himself It/It/Its/Itself

My F/Os and S/Is

I’ll tag posts I reblog with the emoji I choose for each f/o and s/i, the key will be here!

F/Os

❤️ - Okay sharing 🔪 - Not okay sharing (platonic/familial still okay, and this is only for interacting directly with me about them, if you have them as an f/o and/or post about them on your own blog you’re still free to interact!) 🖤 - No x canon ships

Bolded names are main f/os

🔪 William Afton - ❤️

💜 Michael Afton - 🔪

🎲 Kokichi Ouma - ❤️🖤

🔧 Kazuichi Souda - 🔪🖤 

🔮 Gundham Tanaka -  ❤️🖤

🍀 Nagito Komaeda - ❤️

🐇HABIT (EveryManHybrid) - ❤️

📖 Viktor (Arcane) - ❤️

✏️ Kylar the Loner (DoL) - ❤️

✝️ Sydney the Faithful (DoL) - ❤️

💉 Harper (DoL) - ❤️

🐀 Dee (Metal Family) - 🔪

🩸Astarion (Baldur’s Gate III) - 🔪

☄️ Wyll (Baldur’s Gate III) - ❤️

⚗️ Jonathan Crane (DK Batman) - ❤️

5️⃣ Number 5 (The Umbrella Academy) -🔪 🖤

⏳ The Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who) - 🔪🖤

💰 Gideon Graves/Gordon Goose (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off) - 🔪

💋 Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim Takes Off) - ❤️

🔥 Maelihs (Drehmal minecraft map) - 🔪

🦷 Sinjin Van Cleef (Victorious) - ❤️🖤

👓 Robbie Shapiro (Victorious) - ❤️🖤

🍳 Hero (Omori) - 🔪🖤

💾 AM (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream) - 🔪

📓 Light Yagami (Death Note) - 🔪

🍬 L Lawliet (Death Note) - ❤️

🍃 Tir-Cendelius (Divinity: Original Sin 2) - ❤️

🦾 Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk 2077) - 🔪

👃 Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends) - 🔪🖤

🎉 Banban (Garten of Banban) - 🔪🖤

🌈 Mac Macdonald (IASIP) - 🔪🖤

❤️‍🔥 Dennis Reynolds (IASIP) - ❤️

❔ Charlie Kelly (IASIP) - 🔪

👻 Cecil Miles (Pf2e campaign) - 🔪

🇫🇷 Enjolras (Les Mis) - 🔪 🖤

S/Is

💌 [Name TBD] (He/Him) - Five Hargreeves

��� [Name TBD] (He/Him) - Maelihs

🎼 Max (He/They) - Robbie Shapiro and Sinjin Van Cleef

🍄 Paisley (She/They) - Astarion

🕷️ Ivy (They/She) - Wyll

☠️ V (He/Him) - Johnny Silverhand

💫 [Name TBD] (He/Him) - The Eleventh Doctor

🐁 Vex (He/They) - Dee

🦝 [Name TBD] (He/Him) - Mac, Dennis, and Charlie

🌟 Keisuke Hirano (He/They/It) - Kazuichi, Nagito, and Gundham

🧚‍♀️ Dewdrop (They/She) - Cecil Miles

BYF/DNI

BYF: I am:

Proship

Pro-para

Pro-mspec lesbians

Radinclus

Radqueer

DNI:

No DNI! Be kind, and I block liberally :)

[sp00kymulderr]

Hello Gideon! I’m curious about your responses to 🦷 and 💥.

Hope today is treating you well!

Hello!! ❤️

🦷 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're dreading to write (but is necessary to your plot)? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

There's a lot of stuff in This Place is Haunted that I am going to struggle with, it deals with a lot of pain and emotion I don't know if I can do justice.

I basically scrapped the entirety of part 2 because it just wasn't working for me, so rewriting that whole thing is going to be a pain. It may never get published at this point!

💥Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

Everything about cherry is so exciting to me and I think I'm going to have a great time writing it. Three hot bi babes falling for each other on a beautiful tropical island?? What's more fun that that?!

Thank you for asking :)