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Dark enchantress, comforting a crying elderitch baby who quickly calms down thanks to loving bounces: why did you think making love to an elderitch beast was a good idea?
Butter roll, bottle feeding one baby: it was for science...I didn't know their species of elderitch beasts had big litters! I thought since they were in a cookie body now, they'd only have one baby! Or as many babies a cookie bottle could naturally handle! I didn't think they'd lay THAT many eggs!
Bonus if you want as a funny so there would be good guy parents too to REALLY throw this new giant "found family" into chaos...also funny chaos of teaching babies good from bad:
Pure vanilla and the good cookies: *they show up and find dark enchantress, the COD, butter roll, y/n, and a bunch of researchers playing parents to a bunch of baby cookies...some of them look normal, others look deformed, and some are bending and doing things a normal baby shouldn't be able to do.* what in the name of-
Dark enchantress, spots them and decides...if life gives you lemons-: THANK GOODNESS, MORE HANDS! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, WE WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER AND GET TO THE RIVALRY LATER! RIGHT NOW, GRAB A BABY AND GRAB A BOTTLE AND START FEEDING! WE ARE OVERWHELMED WITH BABIES!
Temporary truce while they try to stop the babies from throwing tantrums and accidentally ending the world, and it's all Butter Roll's fault. So much for doing things in the name of science, I suppose!
I mean, he did get really good data out of it, so it wasn't all a loss, but now everyone is stuck taking care of a bunch of cookie-made horrors beyond our comprehension children simply because he decided cuddling naked with the reader was a good idea.
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Well... thanks kid? Is it just me or am I hearing the voices of the orchid. Is that normal?
"Well... yes and no? I hear their voices just fine, but... I didn't think you would be able to hear them... Though I suppose the others could interact with my friend here just fine, so I guess I should've expected you to hear GingerBrave as well."
[GingerBrave seems excited about this]
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Hmm, yes. My Eternal struggle of restraining myself from making too many AUs at once-
AUs shown in this pic:
ViraBot Malfunction AU - Animation vs Animator
AxoTurtle Twin AU - RotTMNT
Gympie Filled Cauldrons AU - Cookie Run Kingdom
Long Distance Friendship AU - Ejen Ali x Boboiboy
[Unnamed For Spoiler Prevention] - Epic Mickey
Nuuuu it won't let me add more tags-
Tag section(continued) go brrrr
#ali and bbb be in their own world #mickey notices Oswald brooding in the corner... Does he check on him #yes yes he does cuz he wants to be there for him *:)* #to think i reached the tag limit #first time too #yay! :D
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Gingerbrave would have to calm the baby and Pure Vanilla down
He might call White Lily to help out
I feel like he’d give the baby to Strawberry instead of trying to calm it down himself, since he knows he’s not too good at that. What he is good at is calming down his friends, so he’d definitely help Pure Vanilla out, reassuring him that he’s not useless that it’s common for people to struggle with calming babies down. They’re very unpredictable and it’s hard to know why they’re crying since they can’t talk.
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I was fucking around with app icons and decided to draw low quality Ibis paint and Cookie Run Kingdom icons <3 so now I have “Procreate ???” “COOK ????” And
“IP Address”
I am winning
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You said something about Angle cookie. Are they like that, too? And Ginger brave, could you bring those little ones here before they... break something?
"... Yes."
[GingerBrave paused, glancing over before picking up as many as he could (literally two) and walking over and setting them down near you before running back to get the other three... he's doing his best.]
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