#Fake pride flag

[yourfaveisfriendshaped]

GLaDOS from Portal?

GLaDOS is friend-shaped!

[ghostb0o]

Superevil boop pride flag

For when your boops are superevil

[delightfulkingtyphoon]

🙀😼 I KNEW IT

Me too 💁🏻‍♀️

[hot-chip-and-lie-pride-archived]

All Scourge from Sonic the Hedgehog knows is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!

Submitted by @bunnygirl101lover

[beautifulboyjpeg]

I present: The "Im not gay, but $20 is $20." pride flag. Feel free to use without credit, I dont mind at all. The first three stripes represent monetary gain, the red is for skewed morals, and the dark grey/black is for capitalism. Hope you enjoy!

[16-jarrah]

(images' IDs in alt text)

so um i saw these huntlow screenshots and i'm gonna be honest with you, i'm not a big fan of huntlow, but i found it so funny and so distracting that the background for these screenshots looked like pride flags, so behold...

the huntlowphobic pride flags! also known as the nonromantic huntlow pride flags. the colors all have one meaning and that is the smear frame palette for willow and hunter.

this is just a joke and is not meant to be a slight against huntlow shippers. i'm not interested in shipping discourse, thank you!

[petrock42clone]

(CW: mentions of fake sexualities that try to justify illegal stuff, eyestrain, a fake sexuality I created as a joke to spite fake sexualities)

To combat the amount of fake "sexualities" that try to justify actual crimes (map/transage, zoo, necro, etc) or just be weird (dream, food, anime, etc), I have created a joke sexuality meant to spite them. And even though this post is a joke I feel like we should all have this.

I call it "Normalsexual".

Definition: A sexuality where one is attracted to legal aged (18 or older) humans who are capable of consent and are alive. The gender(s) that you're attracted to are not determined by this so you can pair this with other sexualities if you want, so long as they aren't any of the fake sexualities mentioned above.

Here's the flag (warning for eyestrain):

Meanings of the colors:

Neon blue/Cyan-Life

White-Gender neutral (gender doesn't matter with this)

Neon Pink-Consent/Boundaries

Lime-Humanity

Neon Purple (funny lean color)-Legality and Morality

The Text-Kids/Animals/Dead People can NOT consent and the fact that this needs to be said is just sad

Each of the colors can also mean "if you get off to things that can't consent then you should commit toaster bath"

Unsure of how to end this post apart from an edit I made for this flag that has my pet rock Stoner that I'm low-key tempted to use as my pfp throughout June

(Also: If you are a MAP/transage, Zoo, Necro, or into/supportive of something that can be considered illegal DNI)

[urfavisaperfectbaby]

frank reynolds

Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a Perfect Baby Boy Who Has Never Done Anything Wrong

[donnie-mw]

AW YEAH

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

@mcyt-aro-week days 1 and 2 because i missed yesterday.

prompts: unconventional relationships / trope subversion, loveless / AU (blaseball au)

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"God, at this rate I'm never saving anyone's life ever again," Gem sighs as she puts her phone on Do Not Disturb.

"What do you mean?" False asks.

They're at a coffee shop in Houston. The Sunbeams had just finished a series with the Spies and were going home that night, while the Mechanics started a series with them tomorrow. False had decided to arrive a day early so her and Gem could do this, and after the terrible games both of their teams had had, False was particularly thankful for it.

Generally, she was thankful for Gem. About two weeks prior, False had been pitching a game in the Hellmouth, and the umpire had gone rogue. It was the ump at home plate, and it had been making a beeline for her when Gem had come sprinting out of her dugout and pushed False out of the way with more force than she'd expected the woman to hold. Gem had then tackled the umpire to the ground, taking the flames herself until they burnt out and could be safely removed from the field. Gem had barely seemed phased after the fact, just shook the dust off her uniform and walked back to the dugout. It was about as terrifying as it was impressive, and when Gem hit the game winning run off her at her next at bat, False couldn't find it in herself to be anything but impressed.

"My twitter mentions are blowing up, I think some fan or paparazzi saw us here and assumed we were on a date." Gem rolls her eyes and takes a long sip of her tea.

False can't help the snicker that comes out at Gem's words, but Gem doesn't seem particularly amused. "Wait, seriously?"

"Yup, this happens to me all the time," Gem says. "Everyone's got this image of us Fire Eaters being like, knights in shining armor, so every time I save somebody's life I have to deal with the internet being literally unusable for a few weeks if I want to avoid speculation about my relationships. Oh, and that's all the press will want to talk to me about after my games."

"Oh," False says, taking a long sip of her tea. She doesn't make much of a habit of looking at social media, and she has suddenly never been more grateful. "And this happens every time?"

"Every time! It's like they're trying to dissuade us from actually doing it or something. I'm not gonna stop, but like, sometimes I really want to. Can't they just ask me about the actual game one of these days?"

False lets the table fall quiet for a moment. She's thinking. For her entire career, she'd been a notoriously private person, both in her personal life and to the public. She'd been working on the personal life part for a long time, at the behest of her therapist, and she likes to think she's made some improvements. As for the public sphere, well, they weren't entitled to know anything about her. But- False takes a look at Gem, who's eyes are quickly flitting around the shop, like she's keeping an eye out for any cameras or fans looking too long in their direction. Maybe just this one thing...

"I think I might have an idea."

[d-vewing]

♡ Unfathogoreygender ♡

[pt: unfathogoreygender] [no spoons for id]

Flag style inspired by @\acetrappolaswife if its not obvious lmao, anyways, this took so much energy so dont expect all my flags to look like this from now on plsplspls :3

Unfathogoreygender is a goregender && horrorgender connected to being an unfathomable, gorey, disturbing horrorific creature, covered in blood and guts with bloody fangs, very specific but this is specifically for me so :PPP

Top & bottom stripes are meant to be internal organs, second to bottom stripe is meant to be bloody teeth, middle stripe is the pristine white of bones, dripping stripe is blood

Tagging @horrormogai because i feel this belongs there? (Sorry about the tag)

Dividers by essthereal

[yourfaveisfriendshaped]

What about Randy (the Wobbledog)?

Randy is friend-shaped!

[coopersnowycat]

[hot-chip-and-lie-pride-archived]

Ancap from Centricide !

All Ancap from Centricide knows is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!

[just-slightly-chayotic]

everything can be a kimchay au if you have enough imagination. which is to say that the interaction i just had with one of my new neighbours is going in my wip list

[bookwyrminspiration]

"She had half a mind to request a rainbow fire; something about the idea seemed fitting for their group." (chpt 40)

past quil thinks fae're sooo fucking slick oh my god