things me and my dad have said as genshin characters:
Lyney: what are you doing girlypop?
wriothesley: yk, hoe shit
Lyney: your being a HOE??? without ME???
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tighnari: gen alpha ain't even alpha, they dumb as rocks
kaveh: THEY CANT EVEN REEEADDD
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arlecchino: how's the game?
Lyney: I named one after you, it went crazy, punched me and stole 28 coins
arlecchino: ha
Lyney: MY COINS FATHER
(context: I was playing cult of the lamb)
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arlecchino: we need help, come out
Lyney: I'm alr out
arlecchino: not what I ment
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jean: you need to eat
kaeya: okaaayyyy
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lisa: make sure you eat
kaeya: I willll
(I get told to eat cuz I forget)
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Lyney: father I need math help, r u available rn
arlecchino: okay
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kaeya: shove a rainbow balloon up your ass<3
diluc: I'm not into that
kaeya: MF
diluc: you the one into that
kaeya: LIES
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childe: I'll cut your toes off and sell them for .99 🥰
dottore: shit they can get them for free
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scara: how's work
childe: I didn't get hurt unfortunately
scara: BITCH???? *FORTUNATELY
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I love your account aesthetic so I based the first one off of that (if it's cheating IDC my game my rules, Calli Uno, +4 rn/j)
Linzer Cookie
I've only read her wiki so all I know is that she's a mystery novelist but SHE IS SO PRETTY!!
I could picture girlypop in a rose garden writing her latest novel drinking a nice warm cup of tea.
I'm picturing this place specially. I dunno if you know Twisted Wonderland or not but it's from there
Your next one iss
Red Velvet Cookie
Ironically another red one!! So I dunno Cult of the Lamb well but from what I've seen he takes care of his fellow cult members, so I thought of RV taking care of his cake hounds!! Sounds kinda like a stretch now that I'm typing this out... Oopsies
Also Mr.Lambkins (ik he's not actually called that) uses a sword right.. that's also a similarity!!
OH HELL YEAH THIS IS SICK 💪
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I’m reading The Silence of The Lambs and for some reason this is my favorite passage. He’s so Girlypop 💅✨.
“Dr. Hannibal Lecter himself reclined on his bunk, perusing the Italian edition of Vogue. He held the loose pages in his right hand and put them beside him one by one with his left. Dr. Lecter has six fingers on his left hand.”
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Finished Serious Weakness, I think it'll resonate with a certain type of horror fiend. Or autists mobbed by the horrors of ableist society and can stomach dark yaoi. Probably shouldnt read this post if you cant stomach dark
Not very funnee running commentary below
Could HRT Have Saved Trianon? No, But At Least He Will Have Smooth Delightful Baby Skin.
Attacked by Ableism: Is it worse than having Autism Sangwoo abusing you?
The aquarium scene reminds me of the Adam Raki movie where they have the annoying autism caricature and a woman trying to fix the guy but in the end it doesn't work out. Hair-pulling shit
Ok this was funny as fuck
Sometimes I want to grab Trianon and shake him wondering why he can't be as functioning as me (this is untrue u can never function in Society™️)
Homoero-autism is the new cool fangled thing. Out of the two self published school shooting stories, this definitely is better. Mostly because it wasn't written by a teenager
A SERIOUS weakness even!!! Hahahahahah!!!!
AHAKNSEN GIRLYPOP ASKING FOR HELP IN A COMPETITIBE SHOOTER GAME 😨😭
I want to wiggle Insul around because he's such a desperate needy pathetic little bugger
I always craved like an evil autism x evil autism hannibal but a lot of the fanfics were too overly dramatic about the nature of killing (and too many references to classics that I don't get the beauty of) so I very much prefer the destruction urge Insul has
G*MER DESTROYED!!!!!!! We live in a society
Honestly Insul is so fucking funny but I am shaking my head seriously because i cannot stan this problematic fudanshi
Oh that's a really good depiction of a traumatic experience. I don't have a singular traumapoint so I can't compare how realistic it is, but it does execute the visceral fear and dissociation through text really well, down to the structure.
I will someday draw parallels to every single media on the serious weaknesscore recs in my private discord message groups, but today I am too tired to recall all of them. I have read all of them though. I think the closest yaoi manga to the weird caretaker shit would be this one where it involved a guy with seizures taking advantage of another guy because of "guilt" but it turns out the caretaker was killing people and then cue regular goreing of the seizureman and all. It's called Feeding Lamb by Masumi Nishin
I liked the story 😃 I mean I like all of Porpentine works for the most part but there's aspects I really connected to with the whole conformity stuff and mentally wishing to laserbeam people who dont get it.
I like the f/f version because I want sick twisted f/f that the people always speak of but never fucking exists. I can piss better than Tri my peehole shoots at forces that mimics a penis at a urinal
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I love cult of the lamb I had a follower named girlypop who was awesome at everything and one day she asked me to marry her so of course I said yes . But everytime I tried to do the wedding she wouldn't show up . And got upset when I didn't marry her . Like I was putting in the effort and she stood me up at the altar multiple times !. Anyway later on another follower, Bush, asked to marry me , and proceeded to pull the same shit . And when I failed to marry them to no fault of mine I lost so much faith and girlypop dissented against me . So I had to put her in jail . And she sucked at everything after that . And then I ascended her to the next plane . This is a game about gods and cults why am I living a soap opera
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