#give it that✨fish flair✨

[feeshies]

Trying to adapt Jules Verne's writing for this visual novel is making me feel like this meme tbh

[pearynice]

Continuation of birthday drabbles for @penny00dreadful, prompt: crack (IM GONNA BE ON SCHEDULE FROM NOW ON)

“Steve,” Eddie whines, voice high and breathy and feverish, “please, my beloved, come closer.”

“I’m not burning dinner so I can check your forehead. It’s the same as it was twenty minutes ago.” Steve stirs the soup, and Eddie whines louder.

“I can see the light, dearest mine,” his boyfriend moans, and Steve hears the thunk as Eddie rolls off the couch.

Steve does not look up from the soup.

“Please,” Eddie sniffles, out of Steve’s line of sight, “bury me next to my uncle, under the apple tree so children might one day find joy upon my grave.”

“Wayne’s not dead.” Steve deadpans, lifting his face from the soup to grab the bread he’d bought on his way home, laying two slices out on a baking try and slathering them with butter, “and I think he might find issue with you saying—”

“Make my funeral be not a solemn affair,” Eddie goes on, interrupting him, “but a celebration of my life which was cut so very short.” He hacks a particularly dramatic cough, and Steve slides the bread under the broiler.

“Will do, babe.” Steve goes on, finding the strength to humor him, “I’ll make sure they play Megadeath as they lower you into the ground.”

“Traitor!” Eddie croons, “my most trusted beloved, betraying me so wholly as to play the turncoats tunes during my body’s final hours upon this earth!”

Steve pulls the soup from the burner, and takes two bowls from their cabinet. “Parsley on yours?”

Eddie pauses. “Only a little.”

Steve grabs the parsley from the fridge, and hears Eddie take another large breath.

“Make my gravestone read something honorable, please, my dearest. Have it commemorate my many great achievements. Slayer of Devils. Conquerer of Hells. Worshipper of fat asses.”

Steve pours the soup into bowls. Pulls the browned bread from the oven and takes it all to their small living room, where Eddie is still lying between the couch and the coffee table.

Eddie gasps when he sees him. “It is but an angel to carry me away! This must be the end! Please, my love, stay true to me and never bed another. My spirit could not bear it, even in death. It is my only request.”

Steve sets down their food. “Do you want to eat on the couch or the floor?”

Eddie scratches at his eyes. Then holds out a hand. “Help me?”

Steve hauls him up. Gently. Eddie’s still warm, despite the dramatic flair. His skin slightly clammy as Steve situates him, wrapping a blanket around his lap and placing the bowl in his lap. He goes in for a kiss, but Eddie ducks his head.

“Don’t wan’ you to get sick.” He sniffles, fishing a tissue from his sweatshirt. He wetly blows his nose.

Steve kisses him on the forehead instead. Gives him his soup, and joins him on their lumpy couch.

Eddie eats with his mouth open, his nose stuffed to hell, and swallows. “Thank you.” He sniffs. “‘S really good, Stevie.”

Steve hums. “What happened to dearest-mine? My love? Angel?”

Eddie laughs, and it turns into a coughing fit, and Steve has to hold his bowl of soup so it doesn’t spill all over his lap. Eyes watering, Eddie smiles. “Dearest-mine,” he begins, taking the bowl back, “my love, my angel, my one and only, thank you for the soup. How did you know this would be the only cure? My spirit will now never have to watch you bed another, for I will be able to stand by your side for many years to come with this delicious elixir of life.” Eddie leans into his side, and Steve kisses his temple.

“I love you too.” Steve murmurs.

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(IM SORRY FOR TAGGING YALL TWICE IN ONE DAY AGAIN BUT LAST TIME PEOPLE SAID IT WAS OKAY SO)

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[ozimagines]

Oz Prisoner’s Favorite things to see you wear…

Miguel: you’ll probably be sleeping over a lot so he’ll lend you his clothes. Lots of streetwear and sleeveless shirts. Thinks you’re hot dressed like him��

Chico: Satin! Anything satin or silk (I’m not a fashionista but I assume there’s a difference lol) Calls it the “fabric that gets his dick hard” and you know what he means 😜

Beecher: Wear one of his button ups and nothing else. Thinks you look like a formal sex doll 🙃

Keller: Large hoodies. Like no matter your size, he wants you in oversized clothing because it makes you look all small and swaddled and cute! 😍

Carlo: Sundresses. Yellow specifically. Just adores summer wear in simple patterns. It makes him feel proud to have you on his arm. 💍

Peter: Peter’s not super sexual inherently, but after Oz he’s sort of turned off in general. He digs vintage clothing. Like 60’s Italian wear. Makes him feel at home🥰

Carlos: nothing. Wear nothing, and like a baseball cap or belt. He’s a simple man😆

Kirk: Anything with shorts, I think. Just likes the idea of catching a glimpse of anything when you bend just right. 🤫

Schillinger: Who cares.🖕

Robson: Likes you in a leather jacket. Specifically his. Can’t keep his hands off you… if you’re into that, I guess🤷

Busmalis: His hat. Just wear his fishing hat and watch him blush.

Rebadow: He doesn’t care as long as you’re reading a good book while wearing it. Feel like he’d get along with Sad Beige Moms™️

Said: Likes you in formal wear. Like not uber revealing formal wear, but I think a good suit/dress would do things to him… things Allah would not approve of. 💀

Arif: Pink I think. I don’t know what, I just think this beta boy likes pink. Calls it “salmon” like a pussy but it’s pink😂

Morales: Anything over the top. Rhinestones and glitter and flair. I think he’d have tacky tastes so anything garish would be his favorite. ✨

Augustus: feel like he likes the color black. Like beatnik style black turtlenecks (tactlneck?) and black slacks. Artsy guy.

Omar: sweaters! Homemade. Makes you give the warmest hugs, and lord knows he’s touch starved.🥲

Adebisi: African style clothing. He misses Nigeria, so anything bright and patterned is his favorite.

Let me know any ones I’ve missed!