#glad he got better but sad there will be no more no mercy percy

[kronossue]

Still love this blorbo

[shikai-the-storyteller]

CYBERVERSE WATCH!!!!!!! (Season 3 Episodes 1-4)

Episode 1

Lord have mercy on my soul IM TRYING TO CALM MYSELF DOWN ENOUGH TO WATCH THIS BUT IM TOO FRICKIN HYPED

Ok here are the things I know / were spoiled to me going in:

Gal Skywarp (can I get a Hell Yeah)

WHIRL (MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!)

Quintessons (IM SO FRICKIN PUMPED TO SEE THEM)

“Transformation. Everything in the universe transforms. Sometimes, it is for the better. Sometimes, it is not.” *HAS TO PAUSE VIDEO FOR A MINUTE TO SOAK IN OPTIMUS’ WORDS*

“For this, I blame myself” OP when do you NOT blame yourself I mean SERIOUSLY DUDE....I GET WHY YOU FEEL BAD BUT YOU GOTTA STOP LITERALLY SHOULDERING THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD’S ISSUES

OHHHHHHH OH??????????????? OH???????? MEGATRON AND OPTIMUS BACK TO BACK AGAINST QUINTESSON??? BLACK ARMOR RODDY?????????????????????

EYYY SKYFIRE

I frickin scream EVERY time I see a bot I recognize

“There seems to be no Decepticon presence on Cybertron” THATS NOT SHADY AT ALL....did the Quints get them or are they hiding (probably the latter)

AW BEE.....don’t be so down on things it’ll be ok bud

CHROMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PERCY OMG HE”S SPEAKING (AND HE”S NOT TEXT TO SPEECH)

“Now you’ll be responsible for the deactivation of all the autobots” PERCY PLEASE SHE WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE

“Thanks a lot Perceptor” LMAO NICE

“Please do” PERCY COME ON NOW

HIS GLASSES??????????????????????????????? THEY JUST CAME OFF

PERCY OH MY GOSH someone please get this boy to a medic

“I have other means of perception” DANG CYBERVERSE PERCY IS SO COOL

I like the way Percy talks, it’s somewhat...stilted? And automatic? I’ll find better words to describe that later but it suits him. Really dig the voice choices for Cyberverse

PERCY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE LET HIS SURVIVAL STAT EXTEND TO THE CYBERVERSE UNIVERSE

lmao I thought she was gonna say “Gotta lose these cops” me 2 Chromia

LASERBEAK!!!!! LASERBEAK BABY!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE IN CYBERVERSE I KNEW I SAW YOU IN THE BACKGROUND ONCE!!!!

SHE PUNCHED A BIRD

OH SHOOT SOUNDWAVE’S GONNA KILL HER

BACKPACK ALL SPARK

Gosh Hot Rod you’re such a frickin jock I love you

FRICKIN

DRIFT

THERE”S SO MUCH TO FRICKIN UNPACK IN THAT SEQUENCE

DRIFT TALKED!!! AND THEN CAME OFF SOUNDING TOTALLY CREEPY LMAO

I LOVE RODDY DIPPING RIGHT OUTTA THERE BYE BUD

SOUNDWAVE!!!! BABY!!!!!!

They’re gonna shoot that outta the sky aren’t they OH NO THAT”S SO MUCH WORSE

Gosh I cANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT DRIFT SPOKE AND RODDY AWKWARDLY FINGERGUNNED OUTTA THERE THAT’S HILARIOUS 

Drift: How do I invite Roddy to hang out and be my friend. Wait I know, I’ll say it in the most threatening way possible. Yes, he’ll absolutely want to be my friend now. :)

Episode 2

Megatron: Yes.... Me: *BEAST WARS FLASHBACK*

“SHOCKWAVE! You finally did something right!”  Shockwave: >:/

SYWARP!!! SKYWARP??? SKYWARP!!!!!!!

Aren’t they worried by blowing up the ship they blew up the AllSpark

“WHO DARES? WE JUST FINISHED REMODELING THIS PLACE”

LET TELETRAN SWEAR!!!!!!

OH NO OPTIMUS IS GIVING HOT ROD THE LEADERSHIP SPEECH, IM WORRIED....

Like on the one hand I wanna see my boy taking charge but on the other PLEASE DONT KILL OPTIMUS

The shoulder touch.... :’) Papa Optimus is the best

Every time Megatron calls Optimus “Old friend” I cry

HELL YEAH AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT--oh they didn’t transform lmao that’s still cool

I’m so glad ShadowStriker is the leader of some of the Decepticon forces that’s cool

PROWL PUNCHED A CAR HELL YEAH

GET THEM WINDBLADE aw man I feel bad every time a seeker explodes, rest in pieces

ARCEE RIDING GRIMLOCK IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

OMG STRIKA

KUP?!??!!??! 

WHIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!>?!??!!?!?!?! OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH WHIRL!?!?!?!?!?

WHIRL COME BACK I LOVE YOU

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

RATCHET!!!! SMARTYPANTS HE”S SO CUTE

SOUNDWAVE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE GIVE RATCHET A BREAK

BEE!!! SAVE YOUR MEDIC YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE ONE

omg Bee and Hot Rod fighting is so good

IS THAT IRONHIDE????

LMAO LASERBEAK JUST FLIES OFF WITH -- AHHH WHIRL!!! WHIRL SPOKE!!!! MY BABY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO THEY SHOT PROWL IN THE BOOB

RIGHT IN THE TIDDY

I love that Shockwave is watching this all go down like “Whatever

UH WHATS THAT NOISE 

PREDACON??????

Episode 3

IM LEGIT HAVING TO TAKE BREAKS BETWEEN EPISODES MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS

IM JUST SMILING SO MUCH!!!!!! WHIRL!!!!!!!! DRIFT / DEADLOCK!!!!!!! KUP!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE THE CYBERVERSE CREW

I totally thought Megatron was gonna say “I won’t, but THEY will!” but the episode intro cut him off so it just sounds like he confidently said “You’re right! I can’t beat you!” lmao

SCRAPLETS...SOMEONE GET SOME SPRAY PLEASE

OH GOSH PLEASE DONT REMIND ME OF THAT HORRIFYING SCRAPLET SCENE IN S2

oh wow Optimus is traumatized by that (I MEAN, THAT MAKES SENSE BUT WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE IT WHICH IS NEW) poor dude, someone give this guy a vacation

LESBIAN MIND MELD

Chromia please don’t make Percy blow out his eyes again

“Team Hot Rod? Is that us?” YOU GUYS ARE SO PRECIOUS IT ACTUALLY HURTS

DRIFT!!! YO DRIFT!!!!!!! HIS EYES ARE BLUE RN

oh my gosh please don’t tell me he’s gonna follow Hot R--YEAH HE’S FOLLOWING HIM LMAO

Drift: Oh!! There goes my best buddy! I should follow him! :) Hot Rod: GO FASTER GUYS GO FASTER

IT”S A FRICKIN SHOCKWAVE ARMY

What’s stopping Shockwave from just overthrowing Megatron I MEAN REALLY

Lmao Hot Rod is so cute, he’s like “oh the floor’s sinking? Down we go I guess”

Man it’s so exciting to see the environment of Cybertron and how the planet looks, LIKE THIS IS THE STUFF I LIVE AND DIE FOR, THANK YOU CREW

DRIFT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!

“Why the surprise? No one ever leaves the Decepticons” I LITERALLY GASPED OUT LOUD IN HORROR

DRIFT YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! BAD BOT!!!!!!

PLEASE SAY SIKE

HIS EYES CHANGED BACK TO RED JUST TO HAMMER THAT HOME JEEZ

“Hail this” OH MY GOSH RODDY

GOSH THAT MAKES ME SO SAD....DRIFT WHY!!!!!!!!

HOT ROD LOOKS SO FRICKIN COOL THOUGH OH MY GOSH

THIS FIGHT SCENE IS SO AWESOME MORE OF THIS PLEASE

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST GASPED AGAIN IN HORROR AND PAIN, NO!!!!!! RODIMUS NO!!!!!!!! DRIFT HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO DARK OH MY GOSH nO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE OBVIOUSLY HE”S NOT DEAD BECAUSE HE HAD BLACK ARMOR IN THE SERIES OPENING BUT IF I DIDNT KNOW THAT ID BE FRICKIN SOBBING ON THE FLOOR FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING

Jeez team frat boys is not doing so hot

NICE ONE WINDBLADE

“OHO, I HAVE SOME IDEAS” WHEELJACK BUDDY...

TELETRAN NO!!!

WINDBLADE KICK HIS BUT

CYBERVERSE STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

Episode 4

INSECTICONS??????

lmao oh Bee

Man I love Wheeljack’s VA

“THIS is for Slipstream!” OH SHOOT YOU GO WINDBLADE

YOU BOTTLED UP UNSPACE?????????

“We got ‘em. Got ‘em good!” PLEASE STOP MEMEING (jk)

SHOCKWAVE OH NO

OH SHOOT RIGHT IN SHOCKWAVE’S CANNON

ARCEE IS SO FRICKIN COOL

Wait if the Allspark fixes things then it might bring Roddy / Drift back to life

OPTIMUS’ POWER WALK IS SO FRICKIN HOT

HE JUST SUPLEXES A SHARK AND SOUNDWAVE AND MEGATRON’S LIKE “OH NO THAT WAS KINDA HOT???”

BABY NO DONT SELF DESTRUCT

OH SHOOT WHAT

THAT’S SO MUCH WORSE

imagine ur soul is so corrupted you destroy heaven that’s essentially what’s happening here

CHEETOR NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Thank you for being my friend, Bumblebee” IM SOBBING INTO MY HANDS

“Wherever Bumblebee goes on Cybertron, Cheetor goes with him” SOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

Cybertron is gold! :O

LMAO GOT HIM GOOD OPTIMUS

“Don’t mind the shrieks in the background”

“It is our duty to make sure it Transforms for the better” wahh

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Percy, part 5

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | worry | choking

content warning: character death, description of the sound of broken bones.

Once Percy gets past the initial shock at the concept of being a prisoner and enduring torture, he adjusts to it in his own style. Lux even finds himself smiling, sometimes, now.

It’s the way that Percy talks. And man, does he talk. He doesn’t seem to be a fan of sitting in silence, and the monotony of the cellar tries his patience, so he thinks out loud. His favorite topic, mythology, comes up pretty often. Lux listens, at first. Focuses on trying to remember the names of the gods and beasts that Percy describes, and the heroes who crossed the paths of such mighty things.

After a while, Lux contributes more to the conversations. He gets used to having someone to talk to just as Percy has to get used to knowing he’s going to be hearing screaming and wobbling pleas every day.

The two of them have very different life experiences, they find. Percy’s always been a good student, getting top grades and spending study halls reading books from the school library. He made it to college without a hitch along the way. He gets along with his parents, has lots of happy succeeding friends, and he’s never once broken the law.

Lux never really considered himself a troubled youth or rough around the edges, but Percy’s utterly taken aback at every mention of living on the run, or getting scars, or avoiding cops. Percy can’t conceive why someone would drink outside of a party setting, and he stifles a laugh when Lux says he didn’t even make it to high school, until he realizes there are probably darker reasons behind that than just things like flunking out of middle school or being excused from formal education by easy-going, rich parents.

One thing they find common ground in is constellations. Lux knows their usual placements at different times of the year and what they’re called, while Percy knows the stories behind them, and when they were named, and who named them, and how different groups have interpreted the stories over the years.

“I like Andromeda,” Lux says thoughtfully, looking up at the ceiling of the cellar for a moment like he imagines the stars up there. “I don’t really know the story to it. I just remember that she was sad.”

“Yeah, she was.” Percy’s sitting cross-legged facing Lux, nodding in agreement. “Her father tried to sacrifice her by chaining her up to be eaten by a giant sea monster, because Poseidon’s daughters were jealous of her beauty. She got saved though, by Perseus. So Andromeda didn’t stay sad, and she didn’t die there.”

“Oh, that’s good. Reminds me of, um, isn’t there a Bible story like that? A father who’s told to sacrifice his son, and he does?”

“Yeah, I think - yup, Abraham and Isaac. God told Abraham to kill his son, and then sent an angel to stop him just in time.”

“That’s a really awful theme to show up in so many stories,” Lux muses. “Why are so many parents sacrificing their kids like that?”

“Always fathers,” Percy adds, slouching down and resting his chin on his fist. “It’s always the dads in the stories doing it.”

“Mmm.” Tipping his head back against the concrete wall, Lux shifts his raw wrists in the manacles to try and make them hurt a little less. “They can be like that.”

Percy’s green eyes watch Lux’s shifting for a moment. “Have you ever thought about being a dad one day? Having a family? Not everyone plans to, but sometimes you end up in that situation whether you like it or not.”

Lux snorts with a bit of laughter, after looking serious at the first part of the question. “I don’t think it’ll happen to me. Not by accident at least.”

“I mean, you can be careful, but there’s always a chance even if you’re not ready -”

“Percy,” Lux interrupts, smiling, “I may not have gone to high school, but I’m pretty sure I understand how anatomy works.”

“If you did, then you’d at least know it just happens sometimes!”

Lux is grinning by now. “Okay. If I ever sleep with someone and he ends up pregnant, you’re the first person I’ll call.”

Percy straightens up, eyebrows shooting up, and then a bright red blush spreads across his cheeks and all the way over to the tops of his ears. “Oh. Oh, gotcha. Hey, that’s fine, I’m fine with that, you know? I know a gay guy, he sits next to me in Economics.”

Lux doesn’t answer, he just watches Percy get awkward and waits for him to move on to the next topic. Percy fumbles for a good twenty seconds before he presses on.

“Right. Well, still, about dad stuff. My mom always told me I better give her cute little grandkids with bright red hair or she’ll disown me, so I never planned not to have them. I’d love to have little guys to tell stories to. My parents would expect me to raise them Catholic, but I’d be chill, you know? Church on Sundays but no obligations beyond that, I want to be a cool dad. I mean, I want somebody to tell me I did a good job when I’m old and wrinkly, you know? Someone to come tell me their stories.”

Lux watches Percy describe his planned happy life, and it makes him want to dream up his own. He really hasn’t planned past short-term survival. “You still think you can have all that?”

“Still? What, you mean ‘cause I’m stuck here? You know, the world’s only as big as it looks to you. Everyone thinks the world revolves around them because we all only ever see the world from our own perspective. Even down here, the world looks pretty big to me. And I don’t see it getting any smaller before I’ve got a couple little guys with red curls and a bunch of stories on their bookshelves! I’m going to build the bookshelves, by the way. I’m going to learn how to do that at some point. That’s the kind of dad I want to be.”

“I’m glad the world looks like that to you. I’ve never seen it that way. Making big bright plans. I mean, I wouldn’t even know where to start, being a good dad.” The warlock shrugs uncomfortably, wincing at the pain as his stiff shoulder protests the movement.

“Oh, sure you would! I think it’s an instinct. Like when you hold a baby and you would kill anyone to keep it safe, just ‘cause it’s so cute and little - I think it takes effort to be a bad parent. Gotta have no heart.”

Lux’s expression has fallen serious, but he’s still listening, watching Percy talk and talk.

“But you’ve got a heart! You’re super nice. I think you’d make a great dad. Me too, I’ll be great. I mean, I don’t think I’m as nice as you. But I’m gonna be so -”

There’s a loud cracking sound, sickening and grating, and Percy’s head snaps to the side at an odd angle. His expression is now blank, his body tipping forward, falling, into Lux’s lap. Lux stares down, wondering what the sound was, why Percy’s fallen, as if he’s passed out… but the twisting of his gut, the eyes blown wide and the far too slowly-forming thoughts registering what’s just happened, they all prove that Lux is only seconds away from recognizing that Percy didn’t just faint.

The Hunter seems to materialize, standing, just behind where Percy was sitting moments ago.

“He talks too much,” The man says, brushing his hands together like he’s just finished a menial task. “I grew bored with him ages ago. Thought I’d wait and listen a bit before I killed him. It was sweet hearing you talk about your future, little one, I’m glad I let him get around to that point.”

Lux hasn’t even looked up. He doesn’t care to think about how the Hunter waited, invisible, for a - fun? convenient? - time to kill Percy.

And Percy is dead. He must be, to lie so still, not breathing. His neck was snapped. His head is still to the side, in Lux’s lap, neat ginger curls pressed to Lux’s pants, green eyes open and glassy, arms loose at his sides.

The Hunter says some other things even after his voice has faded out of Lux’s focus. The man leaves the cellar at some point, probably amused by his prisoner’s shock and horror.

Lux looks up, belatedly, to find that he’s going to be left here. Left with Percy. Percy, who isn’t alive, anymore.

He’s scared that if he moves, he’ll feel the bones in Percy’s neck shift and hear them crack. He’s scared, irrationally, that Percy will suddenly gasp and writhe in pain, begging for mercy that a restrained and conditioned warlock simply wouldn’t be able to give. And he’s scared of how long he’ll be left down here with the body of someone who, a minute ago, was more full of life than anyone who’s been brought down here to suffer.

The world had looked so big to him.

[melonoverlord]

Percy for the obscure asks

What convenience store food would be their go-to at a 7-11 (Fantasy or otherwise)?

The boy’s always on a hunt for pretzels or chocolate chip cookies. There are few foods better in the galaxy than chocolate chip cookies.

Who is their drinking buddy? If they don’t drink, which drunk friend would they watch over?

Flor and Val. Flor usually is the one to get him to drink (especially when he’s having boy trouble) but he and Val usually watch netflix and drink vodka together.

Who would be their go-to character in Clue?

Prince Azure or Mr. Green. He’s a fan of fancy men and also likes the power pose that Mr. Green has. When he goes as Prince Azure, Flor always picks Mrs. Peacock so they can match.

If they ever had to go to college, what major would they pick?

Aerospace Engineering. He want to fly planes and that’s it. He would groan with every math or physics class he has to take, but he’d do what it takes to be a pilot.

Do they have a signature color(s)?

Teal. He goes perfect with Castor’s blue.

What would be their favorite vine?

He’s a very big fan of the classic “You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.” He says it to Flor around three times a week when he’s feeling sad about himself.

If they had a social media account, what would it be about?

He’s the co-founder of the creep shot war with Flor and Val on instagram, and always tweets when drunk about things he finds confusing. When he and Castor get together, he posts pictures of Castor sleeping with captions like “Isn’t my boy the best sleeper? It would be a shame… if someone… kissed him awake”

Who would they invite to be their best man/maid of honor at their wedding?

Flor would probably snipe him if he picked anyone else beside her to be his maid of honor. He said that she would be his maid of honor when he married Edward Castle in the first grade, then Frank Johnson in the fourth grade, and so on.

Alternatively, who’s best man/maid of honor would they be?

Ursula promised that the day she marries and settles down (which is the day she decides to run for Queen Genesis) she will let Flor and Percy be joint best birds and write a speech. She says whichever makes her cry will be top best bird.

What would be the title of their sex tape/mixtape?

‘I’ll Make You a Feathery’

If there was no prejudice, what time period/place would they love to visit?

The boy would actually find himself right at home in the American Revolution, just gearing up to fight a war and teaching the revolutionaries how to fight and fly planes to take down the monarchy.

What three words would they use to describe themself?

Hothead, Patient, Idiot

What three words would their friends/family use to describe them?

Flor would call him “My beautiful idiot brother” and then go on to say talented, patient, passionate, determined, and kind. Others would say supportive, friendly, giving, compassionate, forgiving, fun-loving, brave. Also “deserves better than Castor”

What nicknames do they have? Any particular stories behind them?

Percy is his nickname from his real name Perseus, but he’s also called Perce, Val calls him Birbman, Hawkdaddy. Hawkdaddy is when she learned that Flor and Percy’s bird species are hawks.

Do they consider themself a good person? Why or why not?

He thinks he’s a good person who’s made very bad mistakes.

If they were a cryptid, what would they be?

Chupacabra. Ready to talk on their world like he fears no one, and will walk into any territory and make sure they know his name.

What is the one thing they wish they could’ve said to a loved one, but never did?

He wishes he could’ve told his first fleet and first boyfriend that he was sorry and that if there was anyway what happened could’ve turned out different, he would’ve done it.

What would they tell their ten year old self?

‘You think you can’t do anything about this oppression of your planet and your people, but you can. You just need a chance and once everyone sees what Perseus Wright can do, they’re not going to say you’re just a dumb, tiny Helian kid. They’re going to look at you blazing a trail through the sky and living your dream.’

Who would be on their team in an all out prank war? Who would they be against?

Castor, Val, and Flor most definitely. They would all fight in a square back to back, watching each other at all times. And everyone else would be at their mercy.

Can they drive a car? Are they good at it? (If cars don’t exist, would they be able to drive if they existed?)

Like a plane, he is stellar at driving a car. He can always squeeze into the tiniest parking spaces.

Tell the story behind their most stupid injury/scar.

That time he stabbed Flor in the shoulder, she got a good stab at him in the forearm before either of them started to scream. Despite it both being their go-to story about stupid ways they’ve hurt themselves, they love it because they’ve been feisty fighters since childhood.

What word(s) would they freeze up at if someone said it to them?

‘Murderer’, ‘Coward’, ‘Stupid Kid’, ‘Grayson’

Who is someone that they don’t talk to much, but would probably get along with?

He’s glad he’s able to talk to Icio now that they’re on good terms, but he thinks he would like to talk to Nivviah as well, as she reminds him of her mom.

Have they ever done something they think is unforgivable?

Yes. It’s caused about 80% of his anxiety issues.

What type of soda would be their favorite?

He doesn’t tend to like soda because he finds it too sour, but he really likes apple juice.

What do they want more than anything?

To be able to be honest with his family and to live a nice life with Castor and Flor where Castor isn’t an idiot.

What is their fatal flaw?

He is way too forgiving. He gives people chance and chance again until he’s broken beyond repair. Once you lose your chances, you are on his shitlist for life.

What Greek God would they be most like?

Zeus, god of the sky and king of the gods.

Who do they looks the most up to?

Flor, most definitely. He’s looked up to her since he was a small child, and when he learned that she was part of the Wings of Freedom, his respect for her grew even more.

If they had to pick between their best friend or significant other, who would they pick?

He could never pick between Flor and Castor. They’re the two most important people in his life and would rather die than have to leave behind one of them. Just the loss of one of them would probably send him on a downward spiral he could never get out of.