#glany

[jamnickowa]

Chęć zmiany. Zakupy w czerni. II

Czarny półgolf, czarny płaszczo-niewiemco, czarne spodnie. I jest dobrze, bo buty czerwone. I idę do Carrefoura (KefirKura). Patrzę: glany. Czarne. Z białymi nićmi. Za 69 złotych. 😄🙄 Kiedy mi się rozlecą (jeżeli kupię)? Rozmiar 38. A co tam, ciekawe jak wyglądam, odstawię na półkę i idę dalej. Pan się rozsiadł z gazetą, obok koszyk z zakupami. - Przepraszam, czy może Pan się trochę przesunąć? Wiesz co zrobił? Przesunął ławkę. 😀 I siadł jak siedział. Człowiek mnie rozwalił. A ja tak na niego patrzę: - Przepraszam Pana, chodziło mi o to, żeby usiąść i założyć but. No i tak w jednym glanie, który był połączony z drugim, kuśtykałam jak elektryk po zmianie baterii w szortach. Szurałam z tym po sklepie. Przedsięwzięcie o tyle fajne, że nie ma żadnych luster w tej alejce. Albo obok. I tak kuśtyk kuśtyk. Pani na coś tam patrzyła: Ja: - Przepraszam, czy widziała może Pani lustro? Pani: - Wydaje mi się, że powinny być na przedzie działu. J: - Kiedyś było duże, teraz już go nie ma. P: - Niech pani idzie do przodu, powinno być. Było. Nie do przymierzania butów, ale jakieś znalazłam. Faktycznie od drugiej strony alejki. A wzięłam te glany. Są niewygodne, są eko i, co ciekawe, noszę rozmiar 39/40/41 (w porywach wiatru), a te pasują. 😏 A! I sznurowadła. Oczywiście zamienię na czerwone. I, oczywiście, zaczerpnęłam wiedzy. "– czerwone sznurówki w glanach zawiązanych metodą podstawową: właściciele tych glanów prawdopodobnie utożsamiają się z subkulturą punków;

– czerwone sznurówki w glanach zawiązanych na drabinkę: właściciele tych glanów prawdopodobnie mają poglądy nazistowskie." Za glany24.pl/znaczenie-sznurowadel-w-glanach Może być ciekawie. 🙄

[tinygarden-me]

[liwiaus]

[thatquietkid108]

My shoes are peeling the skin off of my feet again but I love them too much to stop wearing them.

[jmalkki]

An inspired project. New, undisputed crown jewels to one's shoe collection. Gleefully sturdy to wear and to walk in. instagram

[enfinizatics]

stoję na dworcu w default city i zamiast mojego intercity podjeżdża skład tlk. na dworze 25 stopni, wsiadam do swojego wagonu w którym zaduch taki jakby było z 40. kontaktòw pod siedzeniami nie ma, o działającej klimatyzacji mogę zapomnieć, a numer mojego siedzenia został zdrapany więc zostało mi usiąść na czujaXDDD true polskie pkp experience.

[iridikron]

my partner and i have been doing fishy names for our characters recently here's some of mine

[pocketsizedcrab]

today is a special occasion. todays fish is the BIGGEST GUY

(silurus glanis, wels catfish. big big buggers)

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Wels Catfish (Silurus glanis)

Habitat & Distribution

The wels catfish is a freshwater fish, residing in lakes and slow-moving rivers

Native from eastern Europe to central Asia, and has been introduced to some parts of north Africa and the Amazon Rainforest of South America

Physical Description

Weight: 15 to 20 kg (33 to 44 lb) on average, 200 kg (440 lb) at maximum

Length: 1.3–1.6 m (4 ft 3 in – 5 ft 3 in) on average, 3 m (9.8 ft) at maximum

Wels catfish are long and thick, with a relatively smooth body and long fins that extend down the sides to the tail

They are characterized by two long barbels extending from the upper jaw, which act as sensory organs

Behaviour

Wels catfish are bottom-feeders, feeding primarily on worms, mollusks, insects, crustaceans and fish; larger specimins may also hunt frogs, snakes, rats, and aquatic birds

They are mainly ambush predators, but may use their large tails to stir up muck to disorient their prey

Humans are the only natural predators of wels catfish, though northern pike may feed on juveniles

Key Advantages

Wels catfish are very strong swimmers

They can create a powerful vacuum with their mouths to suck in potential prey

See where they stand in the May Mammal Madness Tournament here!

Photo by Filip Staes

[meraki-sunset]

Your signs look way to cool. Had to make a pair of moirails for it, here's Siluru Glanis (Lilac) and Mjikei Safire (Azure).

They have a make-up blog together and Siluru gets most of the cred for it. Mjikei doesn't mind it tho. They like make-up but the spotlight is something they're not a fan of. They think it fits his better.

💄Make up besties!💅

[slavicafire]

ludzie noszący glany: jak myślicie jak z rozmiarem. brać faktyczny czy w górę/w dół

[fate-magical-girls]

Build A Lesbian: Name Suggestions/Lore

We've done it! Our lesbian Salamander is done! Here she is in formal wear and a sketch of her work clothes. She's a copper smith (brownsmith) working with copper, tin, brass, and sometimes pewter. While iron was the undisputed king of "base" metals, most middle and upper class people's items for everyday use would have been made of brass and later pewter.

All she needs now are a name and a partner. Feel free to suggest names for her in the comments!

Potential names: Brigid, Roxane, Barbara, Leoma, Glanis

Known Salamander names (alchemy, religion, influential literature) Male: Oromasis, Apollyon, Helios, Mars, Vulcan, Proteus, Moroni, Djin, Porphyr, Phosphorus, Pyrhum, Aphtiph, Orudu, Itumo, Coroman, Tapheth, Oriman, Amtophul Female: Amethysta, Fiammetta, Vesta, Serpentina, Aurora

The salamander was documented in the natural philosophy texts of Classical Greece and Rome. People believed it lived in fire, but attributed it to its body emitting such intense cold that it would extinguish the fire and allow the salamander to remain unharmed. The salamander was also believed to be highly poisonous, being able to poison an entire tree or well if it made contact. This gave the salamander a reputation as a popular magical familiar.

It was Paracelsus who introduced the concept of the Salamanders being the embodiment of fire. Paracelsus' Elementals, as described in his A Book on Nymphs, Sylphs, Pygmies, and Salamanders, and on the Other Spirits, are sentient beings with magical powers who lived within and embodied the four classical elements. However, they differ from humans in that they had no immortal soul which could enter Heaven, and only by marrying a human and receiving Christian sacraments could they have life after death. In a less religions and less Christian context, it simply means their bodies and souls return to their elements after death, both being dissipated to be used as building blocks for new elementals.

Paracelsus was also the first one to suggest they could shapeshift between human and beast forms. Salamanders live in hearths and volcanos. They would associate themselves with mankind to offer them kernels of wisdom or help them forge treasure, but unlike other elementals, rarely seek to marry humans for the sake of gaining entrance into Heaven.

Later Renaissance occultists, as elaborated in the Abbe de Villars' Comte de Gabalis (Count of the Kabbalists), add that because they live in the least material of elements, Salamanders are more chaste and morally upright than all other elementals. They are highly spiritual and possess powerful prophetic abilities. Modern occultists such as Manly P. Hall, Geoffrey Hodson, and the Order of the Golden Dawn state that of all the elementals, the Salamanders are closest to divinity.

Occultists sometimes interpret polytheistic gods, especially those associated with light or fire, as Salamanders. Abbe de Villars states that the Zoroastrian supreme deity, Oromasis (Ahura Mazda), was a Salamander, as were the Greek gods Apollyon (Apollo), Mars, Vulcan, and Proteus. Theosophists, New Age Spiritualists, and occultists also identify the Classical gods Vesta and Helios with fire and Salamanders. Anti-Mormon tracts posit the angel Moroni is a Salamander. Heinrich Heine suggests both God and the Devil, as they appear in German legends, should be Salamanders. Magic manuals give Tzabaoth (Lord of Armies) as the aspect of God they venerate, Michael as their archangel, Aral as their guardian angel, Seraph as the Angelic Order they're affiliated with, Samael and Oriens as their tormenting demons, and Djin as their king. Franz Bardon gives up to eight powerful Salamander nobles -- Pyrhum, Aphtiph, Orudu, Itumo, Coroman, Tapheth, Oriman, Amtophul -- that a magician can work with.

Like fire, Salamanders are passionate, but their tempers range from a raging inferno to a quiet smolder to an enlightened ray of wisdom. They rule the choleric temperament and its associated humor, making them active, quick-witted, and bold, but susceptible to being enslaved by their temper and passions. Abbe de Villars describes Oromasis as kind, forgiving, and charitable; while Apollyon is deeply pious and scandalized when St. Benedict destroys the sanctuary to Apollo and slanders its resident spirit as a devil. Aloysius Bertrand, in his Gaspard of the Night, includes one Salamander who delights in playing pranks on his incompetent wizard partner, as well as another Salamander who "dies of apathy", when he loses his only friend, a cricket. Another poet, Charles Mackay, shows his Salamandrine heroine Amethysta to be passionately loving, compassionate, and powerful and forgiving in turns, while her brother Porphyr is loyal but hot-tempered. Salamander-Moroni was also very wrathful, punched Joseph Smith in the head for not obeying his instructions in retrieving the Golden Plates. ETA Hoffman's Salamander Lindhorf was a wise archivist, but also temperamental and eccentric. Geoffrey Hodson describe a Salamander personally guiding him in a tour of a higher plane, while Marjorie T. Johnson collects fairy encounters where Salamanders are intense and fascinating. Traditionally, they tend to be skilled craftsmen or alchemists, as well as visionary poets or lawyers or even archivists.

As often noted, Salamanders do not often seek companionship with humans. Paracelsus and Manly P. Hall believe this is because they dread hurting humans with their fiery bodies, or that their mystic powers leave them susceptible to demonic possession. Abbe de Villars suggests they simply express more spiritual bonding than carnal desire. This didn't stop Charles Mackay from composing his The Salamandrine, where a knight falls in love with a Salamander, but then in true folklore fashion, abandons her for a rich noblewoman, and is cursed and branded with old age by her brother Porphyr. Nor did it stop the ballet Fiammetta, where a flame sprite is charged by Cupid to seduce a cynical nobleman. And there's always ETA Hoffman writing about a theology student marrying a Salamander and moving to Atlantis. Regardless, in my educated opinion as a folklore lover living in the modern age, Salamanders are simply asexual, in terms of physical attraction.

Salamanders in their humanoid forms possess a brilliant beauty, with intense, flashing eyes and glowing complexions. Their size varies, with Salamanders who manifest through big conflagrations being fiery-armored giants or dragons, to those emerging from little lamp fires being tiny mannikins or amphibians. Due to their homes being the most chaotic element, their bodies are long and lithe. Often they are described as having their head and bodies wreathed in flame. Their hair and skin tend to take on warm tones reminiscent of fire, with their hair being invulnerable to fire. They are identified with Ahura Mazda, radiant, glorious, and beautiful; Apollo, cloaked in gold with hair of gold and piercing eyes; and Moroni, with a face like lightning and white robes. Heinrich Heine gives them red courtier outfits. Hoffman's Salamander wore a robe of fire lilies. Anatole France clads his prospective salamanders in black smoke dresses.

Very few female Salamanders are mentioned in occult or folklore writings. They seem to almost all be male. As noted, this hasn't stopped some Romantic writers from imagining salamander brides, but otherwise Salamanders are always imagined as male. As a folklore lover living in the modern age, I propose that all Salamanders are born with biology that humans would identify as male, and female (or nonbinary) Salamanders transition into their preferred gender later in life.

[pluszaczeq]

13.4.24

Jest 🔥 , jest moc kurwaaa 💪

Odstawianie giebla idzie całkiem git;) i wielki 🖕dla *ludzi* którzy we mnie nie wierzyli, chuj wam w dupę, tchórze, patrzycie i oceniacie mnie przez pryzmat siebie samych, bo to wy jesteście kurwa słabi XD

Bo to wielka sztuka, przejść przez piekło nie raz i nie dwa i nie stać się diabłem.

[chimerqa]

Kupiłam krótkie glany. Są ładne. Maja zgrabne noski, kauczukowa podeszwę i 3 napy.

Niestety źle wybrałam rozmiar i są za duże. Muszę je zwrócić ;(

Co do jakości to mogę powiedzieć tylko tyle, ze cockneye to to nie są.

[biologically-ectoplasm]

Meulin and cronus?

Mareey Glanis

Derse Dreamer+Heart Bound

*Catfishes you*

Grease? No thank you I'm on a diet

Calls you baby

All caps, v to vw, w to wv, b to 8, uses 1950s slang and finishes all texts with darling.

"THE QUICK 8ROWVN FOX JUMPS OVWER THE LAZY DOG, DARLING."

Pesterchum handle: aquaArchduchess

[jamnickowa]

Jadę na mocnych prochach przeciwbólowych.

Na początek: z dobrych wieści. Odpukać. Byłam u lekarki rezydentki. Bardzo się przyłożyła do badania. To, co się dzieje, to najpewniej końcówka choroby. Płuca, oskrzela czyste. Ze złych wieści. Nosiłam przez jakiś czas źle dobrane glany. Myślałam, że się "rozbiją". Podrażniły stopy i wszystko wskazuje na rozwijanie się haluksów. Kiedy zaczęło być nieciekawie oczywiście poszłam po rozum do głowy, zmieniłam obuwie, ale poprzednie swoje zdążyło zrobić. Wczoraj ledwo dotarłam do domu, a silny lek przeciwbólowy wypisany na reckę pomógł częściowo. Po pierwsze powstawanie haluksów jest dziedziczne. A, niestety, Kobiety w mojej rodzinie na tę przypadłość cierpiały. Po drugie - źle dobrane obuwie. I się porobiło. Nie mogę przecież brać mocnych prochów przeciwbólowych dzień w dzień. Nie wiem, jak dotrę do Weta dzisiaj, w piątek. Libra ma anginę. Dostała pierwsze zastrzyki w środę. Kuśtykam. Co będzie z wolontariatem? Ten ból jest okropny.