#gnurf

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Divine Creation

A planet needs a universe. A god needs a world. Thankfully Gnurf is full of ideas.

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Gnurf (the 'g' is silent)

(he/him)

God of Chaos and Destruction, but all that is really a farce for acting as the Patchwork God. Instead of destroying or erasing worlds forgotten by their gods, he takes them into his own universe and keeps watch over them. He doesn't get along well with the other gods in the pantheon and is often a target of their bullying, but he prefers descending to his worlds and spending time with his creations instead, so he doesn't intend on making nice with them.

Fun loving, easy going, and a bit spacey, he acts like the 'boss' of his creations, the tarbeasts, but really he just likes taking his closest followers on a universe-wide vacation, exploring the planets he steals, partying all night, committing petty vandalism and disturbing the peace, and eating mall food court pretzels. If his ego gets too big, his apostles usually put him in his place with a little bit of friendly ribbing.

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I did a digitized version of a doodle I did recently. These two are an odd couple named Mack-Gnurf(left, a Thraddash) and Lavender(right, Melnorme).

Original sketch under the cut!

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Gnurf 2024

Gnurfen firar jubileum i år! I tio år har Paul Söderholms tecknade figur varit en viktig del av 200-åriga Åbo Underrättelsers ledarsida. Det har också i år funnits mycket för gnurfen att ifrågasätta, som Åbo stads byggen, landets regering och välfärdsområdet. Också seriestrippar om djurriket, från valar till pollinerare, finns med, liksom klassiska – och outtömliga – gnurfteman som väder och…

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Ruby: Does anyone know how to curse a Real Sword?

Qrow: ... Details?

Ruby: None. None Details.

Ozpin: *Grimacing* Eugh ... A real sword?

Ruby: Yeah.

Ozpin: *Hisses* Aaahh ... *sigh*

Ruby: As opposed to-

Ozpin: A real sword? like with an edge and metal and what-all?

Ruby: Yeah! Just your typical, real sword!

Ozpin: *Sharply inhales* Yeesh.

Qrow: What quality?

Ruby: Don't know.

Ozpin: Just like a real- Like curse, like Gnurf (Nerf) Sword? Do you want to curse a Gnurf Sword?

Ruby: I mean a Gnurf sword is real but 'real' in this subject if modifying 'sword' so like a real, like, fightin' sword.

Ozpin: A real sword *Worriedly clicks his tongue as he scans his mind*

Ruby: Do you know how to curse a Gnurf Sword?

Ozpin: EUGH, Gosh, a real Sword? Uh *Ptoo* Ugh ... It had to be real, didn't it?

Ruby: Yeah-

Qrow: Oz, Couldn't you just take the Gnurf sword Curse and use it on the Sword?

Ozpin: Which sword?

Qrow: The real sword.

Ozpin: Augh ... Cursing a real sword ... Ugh, Gosh, What's the date?

Ruby: It's May the 26th.

Ozpin: What time is it?

Ruby: About 5.

Ozpin: Whose time zone?

Ruby: Yours.

Ozpin: And what kind of sword?

Ruby: Very Real.

Ozpin: BLEEEHHHH! Gosh! Oof! Um ... Ugh! Hmm! Gosh, a real Sword? So just a curse?

Ruby: Can I ask- Can I ask what's bothering you so much about this?

Qrow: Like, do you have experience cursing a decorative sword or-

Ruby: Or what about blessing a real Sword, but not Cursing- like it seems like you're upset about literally every word in the sentence.

Ozpin: What did you want to happen- Like I got the 'Real Sword' - like you have the real sword you brought with you, what did you want to have happen with it?

Qrow: Curse it.

Ozpin: Curse what?

Qrow: The real sword.

Ozpin: BLEH! Gosh- Woof.

Ruby: Can you enchant it?

Ozpin: I mean yeah, but what kind of enchantment?

Ruby: Fire? Let's say fire.

Ozpin: Well a Fire enchantment on a real sword, that's no problem at all.

Ruby: Like you could knock that out over the weekend?

Ozpin: Yeah yeah yeah.

Qrow: okay, buut what if you did that, but like, cursed the real sword?

Ozpin: *doubling over* OOF!

Ruby: But-What- I know, I know, I know- Think about it this way, think about the Sweat Equity that you're building up! People put swords on the shelf thinking "That's going to increase in value" but it's not , a sword needs to be honed, you know what I mean, It needs to be used- Or- Or in this case, it needs to be enchanted with dark Magicks, And if you do that, then you'll be able to resell it for Fifty to 100% profit? Depends on the Curse to- And the Sword!

Ruby: Like, What about a scimitar?

Ozpin: What kind of Scimitar?

Ruby: real?

Ozpin: GAAAHH! Lo- That is tough!

Ozpin: 100 Lien.

Ruby: ... That wasn't even the Question! The question was, "Does Anyone Know how to curse a Real Sword!" not "How much would it cost Headmaster Ozpin to curse my real sword!"

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: Wait, what did you wanna curse?

Ruby: I'M SO MAD! You- You flipped but didn't stick the Dismount! You flipped in the air for Two and a half minutes! You Didn't stick the Landing!

Ruby: ...

Ozpin: ...

Ruby: A Real Sword.

Ozpin: ...

Ozpin: ... 200 Lien.

Ruby: ... Why did it increase?

Ozpin: You wasted my time kid.

Jaune but he has a cursed sword

This can happen in V10 if we all believe in Sword of Destruction Jaune supremacy

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Funny Got My Fauci Ouchie Vaccination Cartoon Button

Funny Got My Fauci Ouchie Vaccination Cartoon Button

$3.25

by gnurf

source https://www.zazzle.com/funny_got_my_fauci_ouchie_vaccination_cartoon_button-145850503988494068

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POV:

Gnurf has an offer for you. Do you accept? > YES _ NO

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Inktober n°28

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From The Mind Of A God

Many things spring forth.

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Gnurf the Beat!! (Karaoke Ver.)

At least he's having fun :)

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G-Crew on the Red Carpet

They probably weren't invited to this event, but like tarbeasts do, they showed up anyway.

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When the whole trio doesn't know a damn thing.

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Oceanfront View

Gnurf might not be much of a swimmer, but he can't deny the pleasures of a fresh ocean breeze when given the opportunity.

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gnurf blows up a moon dot png

it's fine he can fix it

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Gnurf would absolutely have a big unwieldy anime scythe because he thinks he's sooo cool and hardcore and awesome.

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i doubt this would fix him but it at least wouldn't make him any worse