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"Give me one Raven, or I will take them all"
RENEE WALKER SPARE HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE !!!!
#the sunshine court#hello????#you go baby girl#renee walker#jean moreau#go save your bestie#i love them???#i need this book right now#tsc#aftg
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When the love of your life reveals your evil ways and homewrecks your marriage <3
#GO DANIEL! GO DANIEL! SAVE YOUR BESTIE!#DANLOU NATION WIIINNNNN#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#loumand#devils minion#armandaniel#the vampire chronicles#assad zaman#eric bogosian
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tetra is having a Day
#my posts#my art#the legend of zelda#wind waker#tloz#tloz wind waker#tloz ww#wind waker fanart#like imagine you break through a window cool as to save your sorta bestie#only oops oh no some dude the size of a mountain wearing a bathrobe has you by the neck and is saying some wild stuff about whatever#and you very reasonably pass out on account of the being strangled#next thing you know you wake up on your sorta bestie’s talking (!) boat not dead which is a definite plus#but also UNDER THE LITERAL ACTUAL OCEAN. OKAY.#so the talking (!!) boat is like ‘go find the whatever’ so your sorta bestie takes you on a quick jaunt through this MASSIVE building#like this thing is bigger than windfall island and just under the ocean?? this whole time apparently??#anyway so it’s pretty chill you go down into the basement there’s some sweet statues and then a dude in ANOTHER bathrobe appears#yada yada says some stuff turns out the talking (!!!) boat was actual the ghost of some long dead rando who’s like a king ig and THEN#HE FIDDLES WITH YOUR MUM’S TRIANGLE NECKLACE AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN SOME MUSTY DRESS WITH MORE LACE THAN SENSE AND ALSO A PRINCESS??#which. okay. take a second to process THAT mess and huh if you’re a princess and the dead boat dude is a king wouldn’t that mean- AUGH#this takes place over like maybe 5 hours including the time you were Passed Out On Account Of The Strangulation#AND THEN YOU GET LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT LIKE????#anyways tetra should’ve systematically smashed every stained glass window in the place. she deserved it for having the Worst Day Of Her Life
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The only problem with getting super into horror is that you realize that the general public has a VERY different definition of what a "Slasher" is and it's very frustrating because it's fundamentally wrong. Ah, well... inconsequential, just annoying.
#Slashers are HUMAN PEOPLE who are going on some sort of killing spree for whatever reason#Pinhead isn't a slasher. I would hesitate to call Jason a slasher. Daniel in Candyman is almost a mix of both slasher and monster.#When the killers in your movies are SUPERNATURAL ENTITIES they are not fucking SLASHERS. It then becomes a supernatural horror.#The guys in Scream? THEY are slashers. Michael Myers? Slasher. Borderline supernatural in that he's fucking unkillable apparently.#But a slasher nonetheless.#ASH WILLIAMS IS NOT A FUCKING SLASHER! THAT IS PRETTY WELL ESTABLISHED IN CANON THAT PEOPLE ACCUSE HIM OF THAT AND IT ISN'T TRUE.#BECAUSE YOU KNOW. THE DEMONS.#Ash Williams is a fucking Final Boy. He and Kirsty Cotton would probably be besties. Hell she'd probably save his ass she's more competent.
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i caved and went back to an old save right at the start of act ii, just so that in my head in one universe ryse and karlach could be together. broke up with lae'zel before she got serious about Us. all set for things to kick off.
....THIS TIME, WYLL FUCKIN JUMPED IN TO COCKBLOCK. APPARENTLY THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS JUST SITTING THERE PINING THIS WHOLE TIME, AND ME BREAKING UP WITH LAE'ZEL WAS PRIME "SWEET DANCING MOMENT IN THE STARS" FOR MR BLADE OF FRONTIERS. I JOKED THAT SHADOWHEART WAS ALSO NURSING A SECRET CRUSH IN THIS LOVE TRIANGLE BUT NO!!!!! WYLL THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!! WAS THIS ENTIRE CAMP JUST WAITING FOR ME TO HOP OFF LAE'ZEL'S LAP FOR FIVE MINUTES SO THEY COULD SHOOT THEIR SHOT?????
and then i turned him down - of course, this was a Please Just Let Me Give Karlach The Sweet Fucking She Deserves save - and god, he looked so heartbroken and sad and - and - i didn't mean to reject you wyll i'm sorry i'm sORRY THIS WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN--
#LARIAN I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO LET THE CAMP BE A COMFORTABLE AND LOVING POLY SHIP#I THOUGHT I COULD AVOID THIS BY BREAKING UP WITH LAE'ZEL WHEN IT WAS STILL JUST FUCKING!!! IT WAS FINE!!!!#SHE WAS LIKE 'HMPH YOUR LOSS W/E' AND DIDN'T CARE#BUT THEN I COULDN'T JUST MAKE IT WITH KARLACH WITHOUT HURTING WYLL????#THE WITCH'S CURSE THAT MEANS THIS KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING TO RYSE IN EVERY UNIVERSE STRIKES AGAIN#miri plays bg3#baldur's gate 3#i'm going back to my regular save where my githyanki girlfriend just talked me into a demon deal#and karlach is my bestie who's so so mad about it#and wyll is my hero bestie who i'm trying to counsel through the Everything that is happening with his dad
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skyward sword is like catnip to queer people with religious trauma
#kie rambles#skyward sword#loz skyward sword#loz sksw#tloz skyward sword#tloz sksw#hello queer people with religious trauma. how is the childhood friends to goddess and her champion going#are the dynamics strained? is the protagonist questioning his love and faith? are there feelings of betrayal?#are you sympathizing with the enemy? overanalyzing zelda's connection with divinity vs humanity? her offscreen journey on the surface?#the difference between what is right and what is divine? the conviction of the hero to save his friend despite his inner conflict?#oh to be devoted to a god who remarkably loves you back#yet despite her power does nothing to save you. to receive god's apology and feel it is sincere enough to forgive. or do you?#anyway :3c i hope you're having fun. drink your water and dont forget to refill your meds besties
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😶😶😶 ...
#rimi talks#you ever see someone screenshot one of your posts and go ''this poor person deleted this post because nobody understood!!''#and a) you did not delete it. its literally your pinned post. you just have them blocked.#and also b) they then go on to ramble about it in a way that is objectively incorrect and missing the point incredibly hard#pal................................#saw this and went ope this is going DIRECTLY into the gc with the besties. star trek for kon understanders save me
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bestie we just might need some Murphy selfies … for mental health ☺️
#hope this is ok bestie 🥰#it’s from the last time I dog sat#cause I was going through the ones from this weekend and I have a few with me and the baby#but I look gross in all of them#it is sooooo hard to take pictures with Murphy - he just can’t sit long enough 😂#he’s like ‘ugh ok you want another picture???? fiiiiiine….. I’ll sit here for a secon- wait wait wait I have to kiss you all over your face’#I do have some PRECIOUS pictures of just him that I might show soon 🥺#I really can’t decide which one my favorite picture is - I have two that are neck and neck#one is when we were cuddling in the morning - his head is on my pillow and he’s a sleepy baby#the other one is he kept stealing my socks and at one point he just grabbed all of them and stuffed them in his mouth#I took a picture and he’s looking up at me like ‘what???? socks???? I didn’t steal any socks 🥺’#he cuddled with my socks and shoes multiple times#so so so cute#whoopsies I saved this as a draft and never posted it#sorry bestieee#enjoy some Murphy and a little peep of me 😇#I miss Murphy so much already it’s crazy#he was out for a walk yesterday and his owner sent me a pic cause he was sniffing around my car looking for me ���🥺🥺#me#mine#rosicheeks#Murphy#🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#ask#lovely mutuals
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dfajlksdjf girl help Gale has a fucking multi-step fail safe protocol to be resurrected if he dies and he wants me to retrieve the magic pouch from his person but his person just got blasted the fuck into a chasm because we critical failed a disarm roll
BESTIE YOUR DECEASED PERSON IS BEYOND OUR REACH
#I mean I'll just reload a save and/or get withers but this is so funny I wish I could go through with it#where is the ''I can't loot your corpse bestie'' option#bg3#em plays games
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Oh my god one last thing my ex took me to outside lands and when we tried to watch lana del rey he laid down on the grass and had a “panic attack” (this was after months of him talking about how he didn’t like her) so we went to see foo fighters after a bit and he was FINE
#LANA i know his sister works for you BUT TRUST MY WORD AND GIVE ME A FREE TICKET PLEASE…#MY FIRST TIME SEEING YOU WAS RUINED GIRL… she was so good too like i was saving her songs to spotify that night#im reliving all this because i found out a lot of his exes and ex friends hang out together and two of them invited me so it was me an ex an#d an ex friend just swapping stories and first of all. he said he got cheated on by this girl and she NEVER DID IT (HE would have emotional/#angry outbursts at HER though) (allegedly he’s acknowledged to her that the cheating never happened too) and 2. this is obviously making me#mentally rehash everything again. i feel so bad for his current girlfriend and also for the person i ‘’stole’’ him from though i really hesi#tate to blame myself after hearing about his patterns. first of all he wouldve done this with anyone who was vulnerable around him and secon#d i was the only reason he was at all honest with them. he was fully planning to gaslight this ex and me and his dad had to convince him not#to. they look like theyre happy now and im very happy for them over that. oh my god that man was evil he told me for WEEKS about every time#his then partner had talked shit about me while i made clear that i didnt care and wasnt very interested but he kept going. god i cant belie#ve this was my life a year ago.#the one thing i can say is that i out freaked him because throughout our short relationship i made him so insecure that a week after i told#to never speak to me again he called me asking if he really was ugly.#I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAD TO TEND TO A GROWN MAN WHILE LANA DEL REY WAS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE HE WAS SO OPPOSED TO BEING AROUND HER. LANAAAA#times like these i get so mad i dont know what to do but ultimately remembering that he has not achieved any of his goals because he refuses#to face himself really helps me. god man IVE achieved some of his goals and i wasnt even trying to#a really awful part of all of this was all of the friends who knew him taking his side. because they didnt know him well enough to know what#he was actually like.#i was talking to my ex friend of four years and she was like not to blame you but he was probably really vulnerable from his time with [ex p#rior to me]’’ because he’s been going around alleging that that ex was abusive. and she was implying i took advantage of him. so i had to go#into detail about what an awful awful person he was and the sort of state i was in when this relationship took place. hannah lee you are#not seeing your little jehovah’s witness heaven.#anyways redirecting this energy im very happy with the way my life is and the way i am now. and im grateful for it i would not have ever bee#n able to imagine having the sort of peace and motivation i feel now. life feels like it can and will change for the better and it keeps pro#ving that right all the time#it just hurts sometimes having that as my first experience and not even being able to vocalize what was wrong bc i just didnt know hurts#oh i forgot one of his besties can see my account bc we’re sort of mutuals. i doubt he’s looking he did the whole unfollowing the ex bc she’#s allegedly amoral thing after the breakup but if he is hi isaac#he did on rare occasion show me selfless kindness but ultimately your best friend is a creep. i don’t want to be involved with anyone from#our school but I hope you know this and I hope you’re proud
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Why on earth does the Wiki and searches about NukaWorld claim Preston becomes hostile if present for Taken for a Ride or spoken to after the player becomes Overboss??? I’ve played the entire DLC twice now, different PCs, different saves, regular and survival, and I took Preston both times for the DLC??? I never even got a ‘disliked’ from the man, except for being too forgiving to Harvey. He loved a lot of my sass at the Raiders?? And if I talked to him just would say I’d shown him I’m one of the good guys/repaid my trust in him. I mean, I’m sure if you agree to go Raider and like, kill settlers and shit. But I completed most of the questline short of taking over settlements or hurting innocents (took over the park, turned on power, etc) first save, and still completed grand tour and home sweet home on survival, before Open Season. I romanced the man in the overboss office yesterday before starting my raider killing spree. He never doubted I was just scoping out the place, which I was.
#fallout 4#r’s fo4 survival run#Nuka world#like I guess maybe if you’re like ‘hell yeah let’s go raider’ ifs different but if you’re like ‘wtf is going on I don’t want to be here’#(while proceeding w the quests) he has 0 negative reaction. maybe he needs to be at high affinity to trust you??? bc he was at besties w#both saves. but I kinda bet it’s the former and no one bothered to see if it’s your approach that changes it or smth#and tbh the wiki isn’t that accurate anyway after being taken over by Fandom#rip old fo4 wiki my belvoed. I miss you#also 0 problem with murdering raiders rofl I love he and Deacon don’t care if you kill someone evil even if allied#Deacon watching me shoot the guy who tried to get me to sell him a kid while the guy is friendly: 😎#also Preston doesn’t give dislikes for Chen usage?? thank god god bless I was in such fear going in bc I needed them in surival to make it#*chem#w my level and stats as they are. Fatman crit hits boss and takes only 1/3 of one of the 3 bosses hp bars down IN STEALTH & u know it’s gon#be a hell of a firefight
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moments like this when im really glad im a sad little cynic who always considers the worst possible outcome and never lets herself truly get comfortable and trust the good things in her life to stay there and builds her life around trying to soften the blows of the eventual disappointments just waiting around the corner lol never leaving my edgy teenager era peace and love
#i mean if the alternative is whatever the fuck is going on with my best friend rn then hooooo boy#cancelling therapy immediately i never want to change i wanna keep my trust issues forever and ever if its gonna save me from THIS#is he a dick? kinda. yeah. and a coward because if dude was sure he didnt want it since AUGUST and didnt have the guts to end it till now#actually he didnt end it. she was the one who finally snapped. but we seriously fought twice before because she just woudlnt listen#when i said that girl this isnt gonna work and you trust him too much and you're attachment styles are incompatible as hell#your*#but nvm. the least you could do when a 7 years younger girl who's clearly obsessed with you is breaking up with you#cause she just cant take it anymore. and you can see she's still in love with you because you've been lying to her for half a year.#imo the least you could do at that point is just. dont tell her that jfc. just say you're sorry it didnt work out etc etc#dont fucking tell her you stopped being in love with her in fucking august#and just 'didnt know how to end it' and lied when she asked if everything's alright#like my god. yes ig this would never have happened if she hadn't trusted him so completely and expected love to fix her whole life#but jesus dude. she's not even 23 she has a right to be naive. you're almost 30. you DONT get to be a man child anymore#christ. okay.#anyway i wish i could help her but telling her to 'trust less' and 'never truly rely on other people' sounds horrible and cringe and edgy af#but i genuinely dont have any other advice#like babygirl im sorry but your bestie is a piece of human garbage and she's doing the best she can but her best is Not Much alas
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#it's funny how non italian people (mostly americans) immediately assume that I give a fuck about how they cook their food#like#anytime someone goes “haha you're italian we cook *insert dish name* over here I bet it will give you a heart attack”#I'm like???? why should I even care ;-;#like it's not like I have to eat at your house bestie you could eat grass mixed with alfredo sauce for all I care ;-;#and like when they see I'm chill about it they keep going and then WONDER WHY I STOP ANSWERING#like sweetheart if you behave like a 4y/o I'm not here to play the babysitter role#and it happens almost all the time#not to mention the ones that try to impress by saying things like “I cook pasta from scratch every single day”#ok congrats bestie we're all going to the supermarket to buy it because we like to save time
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also who's going to commit suicide? because you don't just drop a bomb like 105 and expect me to NOT think it's some kind of foreshadowing
#yes i'm still on about this no i will never shut up about it#like either we're learning how one of the core reapers dies and it's Very Plot Relevant#(which is unlikely considering we learn very little from the past save the twin's backstory)#[plus I don't foresee UT's death being particularly relevant to his storyline considering all the notable events#pertaining to him are alluded to have happened in the early 19th century]#OR Yana-san told us that because someone in the series is Going to Unalive themselves#I kinda want it to be lizzie not because I want her to die but because I think it would be INCREDIBLE from a#story telling perspective#and especially in yana's going in the direction of 'seb is eating ciel's soul' i think taking lizzie out of the question (the person#mostly tying him to life at the moment (even if he doesn't want to admit it)) will be a key factor in that sacrifice#also then grelle can adopt her because you can't convince me those two wouldn't be besties#... guys i might write a canon divergeance au after i finish moon ro se 👀👀👀#also like babe what's going ON with you rn we haven't seen you since your mental breakdwon in the carriage#shut up lilly#elizabeth midford#black butler#kuroshitsuji
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if you ever wanna know how to write an unlikeable character just look at genshin impact's paimon
#seriously she talks too much shes dumb as hell she keeps interrupting serious moments in quests...#shes got that “forced cute” thing going on that noone fucking likes. she talks too much#her personality isliterally “YUM FOOD! paimon too dumb X( explain it!! oh no traveller!!1!1!111! ooh treasure!!” like girl shut up#half of genshins boring-ass quests would be better is she just wasnt in them#shit to this day the intermission dain quest where we fuck off to our mind palace past and leave her behind is one of the best#god i hate her they should kill her off#“dont worry paimon will never leave you behind traveller!” bestie that is not a reassurance that is a fucking threat#cant wait for her to be the twist villain that everyone and their mom expected and they try to make it heartwrenching but everyones glad to#be rid of her#fucking voice is grating too#the english one i mean. its the actual worst#anyway i hate her ass wish wed never fished her outta the sea leave her ass to drown#like whats the fucking logic here?? “youre a traveler on a quest to save your sibling and you have to lug a floating toddler with you”#that aint cute
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There is all together 34 episodes of Stranger Things
4 season
And out all of that Mike and El managed to be in an official relationship for no more than 6 episode.
We are not counting the time passed between the seasons, just what we actually see.
S1 they are not dating
S2 they are not dating
S3 together in episode 1, El breaks up with Mike in episode 2 and they got back together in the last episode
In s4 they are togther in the first and second episode, they have the argument in the third episode which smells of a break up, but let's say
THEY WERE ON A BREAK!
That is still 6 episode total of official on screen out of 34 episodes and just to be extra fair, that's also just 6 episode out of 17 of the full of the 3rd and 4th season (8+9 episodes)
#anti milkvan#anti melvin#anti mileven#byler#which also means that there is 11 episode of them just being in odds with eachother#like beung angry or pissed or hurt by the other#i wonder if the duffers did it on purpose#like really just said El will be officially done with Mike after 17 episode of teenage drama#6 not so great offical dating#and 11 going through either happinesss with your bestie#or spending time worrying about your bestie#and saving the world
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