#goblinshit

[mudg0bln]

Fucking love the wizards

[rxsilabeth--er]

death-eaters on crack...

Barty Crouch Jr: *speaking to camera* So for those who don't know, our Lord's spouse is the smartest person in the world!!!

Tom Riddle: No they aren't Barty!

Barty: THEY ARE! LORD'S SPOUSE!! How many seas are there in Asia?

Y/N: There's no C's in Asia. A-S-I-A! Simple!

Tom: That's not the fucking question!

Barty: LORD! How many continents are there??

Tom: There's 7 continents!

Y/N: There's 21 continents and 5 vowels!! You're fucking stupid, that's what you are!

Tom: THAT'S CONSONANTS! YOU GOBLINSHIT!!

Barty: GO ON LORD'S SPOUSE, PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE!! Final question~ What time is it in China?? Right now.

Y/N: It's 25 past 4!

Tom: HOW CAN IT BE 25 PAST 4 IN CHINA WHEN IT'S FUCKING 25 PAST 4 HERE?!

Y/N: THAT CLOCK WAS MADE IN CHINA!!! And it says 25 past 4, you haven't a fucking clue!!

Tom: YOU'RE A GOBLINSHIT!

Bellatrix: There's always one in the family, don't worry mammy we still love you *pats Tom Riddle's hand*

Tom: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SICK OF YOU SHITS!!

@sor--en

[raneenrafat]

Hello my friends,

We still live in a very bad and difficult situation, it's getting worse day by day,

We forced to live in this place because of the destruction of our tent by the rains 2 weeks ago,

And, As you see, every raining we are suffering because the water can inter the place we should sleep in,

We are also suffering from sever cold,

And, We lost the ability to buy any type of clothes or a new tent.

All this in a side and there is another side,

We wake up and go to sleep hungry everyday and we don't find anything to eat,

Please, you are our only hope to live,

Help us and donate if you can, even it's a small amount , it can make a difference,

Thanks for you 🇵🇸🍉

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[glass-teeth01]

I got grounded for up to three years once, but those were compound groundings because I was a piece of shit as a kid.

Some of ya'll had some bad parents, I was just the terror goblinshit child that you wondered how they were still alive with all the dumb shit they did daily.

I'm dead serious, half the shit I did as a kid should've killed me, but it didn't. Closest I ever came to death was either the one time I mixed every chemical in the bathroom together, or the time I threw an entire can of axe body spray into a bonfire.

I seriously wonder how and why I'm still alive daily, I legit should've died back then.

Unless my existence on this green earth is solely to spite the Reaper, I don't know how I could've survived my childhood, I should've earned a Darwin Award at, like, six

[itsayyleon]

MR ARAVIS GOBLINSHIT STENDAHL HAPPENED THERE!!{!{!!

ITS OK, I BELIEVE IN JUSTICE 🙏🙏🙏⚖️⚖️⚖️ (REILUA!!) ARAVIS HAS A BROKEN WRIST AND A BROKEN FINGER!!!4!~!!4!

one of our old guards resigned, then proceeded to write a book about our family 💀💀💀

BRO.