#god fuck willy stampler

[silly-goofy-mood]

About to listen to ep 61 - death of a salesman

Wish me luck y'all

[secondstar-acorn]

can I have a hug?

from who?

[unluckyprime]

looks like SOMEBODY isn’t over the deez nuts joke that happened like 30 years ago 🙄‼️

[y2ksnowglobe]

God, all the times Ron mentions his father before we actually meet Willy hit like a ton of bricks.

[alix-is-o-a-k]

Listening back through dndads and I *just* realized how freaking homophobic Willy would have been to grant… obviously it’s been talked about in a lot of fics but I feel so so bad for him.

like in that ep where terry jr gets taken away and Willy’s like ‘what a bunch of overly feminine bullshit’???

god grant must have been fucking terrified

I just want to hug him and never let him go

[risetherivermoon]

taylor was the one to do the final blow to willy because he hurt cassandra actually

[dykeyote]

imagine ur so abusive to yr son that GOD INTERVENES and fucking drowns ur ass and u still continue to be the worlds worst guy . the most fucking awful scumbag of a human . like how do u not take that as divine intervention

[stainedglassthreads]

So Dungeons and Daddies Season 2 is really just taking the average coming-of-age story and making it to every horrifying extreme, huh.

It is that moment in which you realize your parents don't know what they're doing any better than you do, and people present it like it's something comforting, but it's just even more terrifying because there really, really is no right answer. It's realizing that no, love isn't enough, sometimes you love your family and it just made everything worse. Everyone who came before you fucked things up even when they were trying to make things better, and unfucking everything just seems impossible, but not even trying is such a depressing option, and one your kids will never be able to forgive you for.

I have many feelings on this.

[daphnalia]

my gal killa

yas slay🗣️

[lex-the-lesbiann]

Hey, dont cry. Lesbian Linda Stampler, okay? starts sobbing

[thespacegirl347]

someone start the countdown we got less than 24 hours before willy gets his shit rocked (hopefully)

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i don't think i've ever hated a fictional character more

[idkipanicked]

DNDADS S2 EP 26 SPOILERS

Willy stampler stop killing freddie's characters challenge

[silly-goofy-mood]

"you happened. And you just keep happening."

I am going to rip his head off with my teeth 🙃

[uncannydanny666]

i am completely normal about lark oak-garcia, idk what you’re talking about

[oneinchfrog]

dndads theory: as willy stampler is canonically christian god, that makes ron jesus. as established in the bible (or at least in the sunday school classes my parents made me attend at age 7) while the father, son, and holy spirit are separate entities, they are also the same person. this means that ron stampler is, according to the holy bible, willy stampler and can give commands to the collar dood is wearing as a result. get fucked anthony #christianity #god