#god hes so sexyyyyy

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back.

VINCENT PRICE introduces The Vincent Price collection of Fine Art for Sears and Roebuck (1962)

[odeliba]

before actually WATCHING any content with aaron in it i didn't understand why people were attracted to him and now i am and im like- holy shit

[fyodior]

I'm just OBSESSED with the idea of shoving Toji down to his knees and forcing him to suck your strap. It doesn't make you feel good or give you any kind of satisfaction, but getting to see him on his knees like that with drool slipping from his puffy lips stretched so wide around the huge silicone cock is worth the lack of physical satisfaction.

Hearing every single one of his gasps and gags at each thrust you make into his tight mouth is enough to make you aroused anyway. You keep him like that until you're satisfied - until his scalp is sore from you tugging him by the hair onto the cock again and again and until he's sure his throat is bruised - that the strap is finally wet enough and you can reward him like the good boy he is for you <3

Until you position him onto his hands and knees and see the little slut has already prepared himself for you, hole gaping and twitched, begging for your strap. He's turning to face you, grinning the whole time, a slow "wanted to save time so you could dive straight in..." and it's up to you whether that warrants a punishment or a reward <3

- ❄️

YESSSSS OH MY GODDDDD he looks so pathetic but fucking beautiful on his knees with his lips wrapped around your cock (silicone or real you choose), drooling and gagging but trying his best to still be good for you even though his throat is bulging every time you fuck into his mouth. FUCKING HIS THROAT IS SO SEXYYYYY HELLO using his mouth as a fleshlight to shove your cock down and yanking his hair god nonnie ur driving me CRAZY with this

i’m literally gonna cry thinking of him on his hands and knees waiting for you to fuck his tight hole, one he already has prepared !?!?!!!!? HELLOOOOOOOO THAT’S SO HOT……… i honestly can’t decide if id punish him or not for that tho, for being such a greedy and impatient little slut who couldn’t wait to get your cock inside him…………. either way you grip his hips and drill into him like no other, and he makes the most fucking obscene grunts and moans and whimpers as you fill him up. despite prepping himself he’s still so so tight and squeezes your dick, not to mention the way he clenches so hard. even in the scenario you can’t feel it, he wants to put on a show and act such a fucking slut OH MYGODDDDD im literally panting running in circles over this holy shit

but i also love the concept of a reluctant toji who’s never done it before and is only spreading his legs for you because you asked him to…… he’s so much more used to fucking you that the other way around is mind boggling and he doesn’t know how to act but all he knows is that he loves it. ALSO A GREAT CONCEPT

[redactedwriting]

to be so real. as much as i love ryans weird style candids of him from his friends or girlfriends where hes just hanging out in gym shorts or sweats and a t shirt or something is always what makes my mind melt the most. comfort is soooosexy. to Me. ok. like. i need to give him his first gay experience at a sleepover and fuck him in the back of my car. u know

^ this is an ask that i sent to patdnsfwconfessions(RIP) and saved to my drafts which i feel is tangentially related to the last one. waaaaugh i need to bite him he looks so soft abd biteable!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMFORT IS SO FUCKING SEXYYYYY SAY THAT SAY THAT

fuck him when you gotta take off his sweatpants (not the sexy kind, literally like the cheapest kind from a walmart or smth. entirely for use and not looks.) and he’s got on a dr pepper shirt. just comfy cozy clothes GOD

And he’d be so smiley and sweet too, lifting his hips to help you get him undressed, and maybe he’s got embarrassing boxers on but that just makes you explode and bury your face against his neck giggling and whining a little, and he gets hands up under your shirt like “what’sgotten into you?” “you’re just so hot 😩” “i’m in a 10 year old dr pepper shirt and taco printed boxers. what.” “EXACTLY 😩😩😩😩😩”

anon i get this i rly rly do. u were in my brain when u wrote this

[unsleepingtales]

Guys I’m gonna be real I am Not ready for this episode. But we press on!

Are you kidding me the episode is literally called Baron’s Game 😭😭😭 we’re so screwed

Love the spiritual possession warning in the description.

Mordred manor and cravencroft on the table!

They care about each other so much!!

Why does he keep calling her Figueroth

BITCH BARON

Whooooo

Riz now is your time to come out as aroace. This is it.

I never realized that Baron’s stark father was the nightmare king

Fucked upppppp

Brennan what is this.

Cait May I’m forever in your debt for Riz and Gorgug’s art <3 I love them more every time

Fingers out of his elbows?????

God I’m so aware that Kristen’s room is the chapel because of fics but it fucks me up every time

Also Fig sleeps under the piano. I know that’s not really feasible for the mechanics of this fight but Fig’s ‘room’ is the hollow under the piano in the living room

I like to spread it out 💀

KALINA!!!

I would 100% believe that Brennan is just having them roll dice for shits and giggles and to heighten the tension

WOOOOO canon Fig’s room mention. So she is still under the piano! It’s just not the way we were visualizing!

Spring break! I believe in you!

I love Riz’s theme music

I was right!!!!!! When I said that room looked like a chapel in my original battle set breakdown I was right!!!

Edgar!! Does this mean we’ll get to see my best friend Zayn???

Adaine’s room reveal :D

Fabian you have been in Adaine’s room before. You were there last week.

OH OK THAT’S WHY

NOOOOOOOOOOO

PVPPPPPP

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

You’re sick for this

ONLY a 20.

Lou is having SO much fun with this

Oh my GOD the unrequited fabriz vibes.

LOU. STOP.

Oooooh the Adaine’s room backdrop is so pretty. Cait please show us the full thing later? Please? I want to buy prints of the girl’s rooms as a fun fucked up triptych

Oh my GOD Adaine

Adaine crying ‘Fabian hit me’ got me in the emotions. Ouch.

Lay on Hands baby!!

Edgar :D

Is this a tongs situation 😬

We need an Edgar plushie. Please. Little ethereal ghost rat plushie

HATE that face from Zac.

Ally. Allyyyyyy

That’s definitely how that works yeah

Oh no.

Staircase!

ZARA?????

ZAYN MY BEST FRIEND ZAYN DARKSHADOW WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

I still love that Gorgug cast warding bond on Fig <3

Noooooooooo

Whomst

‘Why do you attempt to fly with just a ribbon’ is a reasonable question. Following that up with ‘do you not think your friends would take you more seriously if you didn’t make bad ideas’ is INSANE

Oh my GOD.

No. Don’t do this to me man.

Love Emily’s creamy yellow Life Sucks Then You Die shirt. Feels very appropriate.

Sometimes your ex’s playlists slap ok!!

Fabian was generally menacing, Adaine is going directly for the throat with her Baronisms and it’s upsetting.

There is math to being mad!!! That’s my boy!!!

We go way back 😭

Turncoat!

I fucking love sneak attack man

Why is there wolfsbane in Adaine’s room?

Sexyyyyy

Do NOT do that????? That’s a cursed item that you should not touch???

Awww there’s a Vote for Kristen poster in Adaine’s room!

I love the long holding of the shot on Lou doing that dance

Zayn I know this isn’t you this isn’t what you want <3

Make him do a little dance??

Siobhan Thompson you’re brilliant

Oh god the clock

LIVE LAUGH WOLF

Awww little picture of Fig and Sandra Lynn and Baxter

WHAT ARE THE D8 ROLLS

GET FUCKED BRENNAN

Ask him bc he’ll tell you to do it and 😈

Them’s the breaks!

Adaineeeeee I love you

Jawbone nooooo

Does Ally fully just have a carton of raspberries back there

Devastating honestly

‘Don’t tell Fig she’ll be jealous’ I know they meant jealous of Gorgug getting to kiss Zara but. What if. I pushed the figgorgug agenda just a little further.

Reliable talent is soooo good

Zayn :(

I know it’s not really him but I miss my bestie

Baby Kalina 🥺

HELLO???

Conspirator??? Lydia Barkrock might be the other conspirator??? Have we ever heard Lydia talk about Kalina??

YEAH BABYYYYYYYY

I fucking rule at sucking!!!! I suck ass!!!!!

Ooooooh beautiful cravencroft background

Nooooooo last week was so long and this was like half the length so it feels so short lmao

[fortune-fool02]

Let me just share my own brainrot for that fucking hunk of muscle Krauser because he's been in my head 24/7 everyday for the past few months now. He makes me want to have my head be squeezed in those muscles, and god I wanna touch those muscles too. Have him teach me how to play with knives and use them cause *lip bites* Fucking sexyyyyy. Especially in archery too.

Plus I've been writing a story of him with my oc Dullahan for three months now and I am so close to finishing it if not for a specific chapter becoming difficult for me *screams*

Damn! RIGHT!

I want to be in a headlock from this man. Those muscles.... imagine his back muscles in a black vest when he's working out..... oh Lord.

But awesome!

[evansbby]

Heyyyyyyyyyyy!

Read ur new fic today bestieeee😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Ohk tell me are u soooooo amazing I just can't get enough of every thing u writeeee😵‍💫😭😭🤤🫡

This was soooooo chef kissesss🤌🤌🤌🤌

I liked every second of the fic sooooo much , I read it in the morning and now again Im gonna re-read it again

And the detailssssss👁️👄👁️

Not him making making her climax for 4 timessss

Sdhkdghhjkkkjjkkkkkk

And the repetition of he deserved this??

Was he trying to supress his conscience or whatt???

Honestly I don't know for some strange reason I found that hot tooo🤤

Telling her to call him captain then commanding her to call him daddyy

Sdshjkhhdsghjjkk

And then his thoughts about being her daddy , wanting to take care of her🥺

I'm in love I'm in love I'm in loveeeeeee I'm in loveeee I'm in loveeeeeee I'm in loveeeeeee I'm in loveeeeeeee💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

This was an awwww momentttt, my heart got all squishyyyyyyy🥹🥹🥹

Also my sizeee kink went brrrrrrrrrrrrr😮‍💨

And the kisssssssesssesssss scene

OMG OMGG OMGGG OMGGGG OMGGGGG OMGGGGGG OMGGGGGGGG OMGGGGGGG

Him kissing her again and again and again was soooooo cuteeeee🤭

My heart swelledddl😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💗🥹🫡

The smearing her blodddddd wasssd soooo fucking dirtyyyy omgggg I loved ittytt I was seeing stars behind my eyes on God I swearrrrr it was soooooo hotyyy sooooo sexyyyyy sooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy uhhhhhhhhhhh I got so truned in bestieeee 😗✋😗✋🫡🫡🫡🫡

And him waking her up when she passed outtttt and then she passed out again in the enddddd

Asdgsjakakahaaahnshsjksk

Bestieeeeeeeeeeeee how do I literally write my the dirtest deepest fantasy of people soooooo fucking wellll.....u have to understand that was way tooo hot to handle and put it into words about how I wassss feeling I was feeling like I'm burning upp like I'm sitting in am ovennnnn the temp was fucking rising and itsss December 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫡🫡🫡🫡😵😵

I loved the ficcc soooo muchhh ,u have to understand u r my fav I'm literally in this dead fandom for just for u otherwise I would have deleted the appl I loveee everything u write evry fuckinggg peiceee u writeeee,

💗💗💗💗🥹🥹🥹🥹💗💗💗💗

I love ur Andy slander tooo 😂

And also when u said this was gonna be dark fic I assumed it will be veryyyyyy dark but honestly it was sooo much better than poyt 1 part likeas in this Steve was a Lil Lil teeenyyyy tinnyyyy but betterrr than poyt Steve, less dark more softttt , and I bought poytbsteve because I can't help it I'm obsessed with his mfing toxic ass💀 I can't help but compare everyone with him ok may be this Steve be more dark but like he was a Lil softer than him during sex like in this stve kisses herrrrrrr I mean that countssss and not once but again'and again and he was entirely enjoying itttt omggggg skkkkkkskkskkskssookkkkkk soooooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeee

The spiting scene was wasss veryyy hot bestieeeeeeeeeeeee 👁️👄👁️

Sending loveeee 💗💗💗💗

-💗(is this emoji take)

omg bestie this is so sweet! I love your enthusiasm and all your emojis! Thank you soooo much! 🥹🥹🩷🩷🩷

anddd omg did he make her orgasm 4 times??? Or was it 5 times??? I don’t remember hehe

I loved writing them kissing so much!!! I wasn’t planning on it but I went with the flow and Steve really seemed to be into kissing reader 🩷🩷 again and again and again as you said 😂😂 she was just too cute to resist 🥹🥹🥹

Also bestie pls come out of the oven!!! Omg 🤭🤭🤭🥹🥹🥹🥹 no but seriously I’m so happy you liked it so much!!! It truly means the most to me!

I don’t think this Steve is any softer than poyt!Steve but THIS Steve kinda knows what he wants, so if he wants to kiss her then he’ll kiss her and he won’t suppress that for himself!!! Hehehe

I’m so happy you’re still in this fandom for my blog bestie it means the world! 🥹🙏🏼🩷

[izzyspussy]

"do you have a kiss for daddy?" <- AUGH he says it so stupid silly clownshoe honking but it's still sexyyyyy please help me god

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price

The Adventures of Captain Fabian (1951)

[harryfeatgaga]

just realized with horns and everything Harry has more girls on stage with him than guys like he is so sexy for that ohhhh my god!!!!!!

OHHHHHHH VERY SEXYYYYY

[bakatenshii]

[womendeshifu]

WINWIN Beyond the Vision

大家快来和 #WINWIN 一起创造美好回忆吧~💚

5/3 SUN 2PM (CST)

5/3 SUN 3PM (KST)

5/2 SAT 11PM (PDT)

5/3 SUN 2AM (EST)

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[iwaasfairy]

This just came to me and I had to share it 😣!! But what if the reader is the first person to make the move not your ni-chan and say Oikawa or Atsumu try to stop you, but you don't and they're in the shower and your able to get their dick in you and that's when they lose all self control and just fuck them like crazy 😣🙈

yes yes yes yes i love love love it so muCHHH omfgduiehz this is so sexyyyyy! use big brother to get off even if he says he doesn’t want to :)) you know he’s a pervert and ruts himself against his pillow every night. you’re only helping out! 💘 i wrote this just now and it's 5am and i'm falling asleep though so forgive spelling mistakes

tw noncon, incest

Tooru is significantly less smooth when you enter the bathroom without knocking and lock it behind you, quickly stripping off your clothes. You slide the curtain aside to peek in, watching the warm water stream down the hard panes of his back, shoulders, butt and thighs. His fingers slowly comb through the back of his hair, before he lets out a sigh and turns around, shaking his face from the water. You let yourself linger in the sight for only a second, you don’t want to run out of hot water after all, but then he drops his hands and one of them moves to his cock.

Gripping himself at the base and sighing louder, as you watch the slow motions have direct effect. Blood pumping down and cock slowly swelling up, it’s almost criminal. You don’t even have to do anything. But sneaking in was only half the fun, and you clear your voice. “Niichan?”

He jumps, almost slipping as he stumbles back a step against the wall, now using his bicep to get the water out of his eyes. “You’re in here?” he asks, still steadying himself against the wall as his pretty brown hair sticks to his forehead and the water runs down his long, muscular body. Every dip and scar and patch of hair revealed to your giddy eyes, you just can’t help but smile. “Do you need anything?” Tooru asks, turning his face towards the door through the curtain. It’s sweet, and you bite back a giggle, before kicking off your panties.

“I’m coming in,” you say, climbing into the tub. ‘In here?!’ his voice shoots up as he asks it, frown now slipping on. You make it a few steps before his eyes finally snap open and he just stares at you for a second, before shutting them again.

“Wow, wait- are you crazy?!” Tooru hisses, reaching out and ever so cautiously putting his hands on your shoulders, then trying to lead you back out of the water. “Just wait your turn, I’m almost ready.” Liar.

“No, no, no,” you grab at his hands, and walk him back towards the showerhead to make room for you too, and he looks at you with confused eyes that dart away as much as he can between keeping an eye on the ground and your expression. “It’s okay, niichan!”

A soft groan comes from his throat, looking up at the ceiling. “Why are you in here naked, you weirdo? You could’ve worn a bikini or— woah, woah!” When your smaller hand wraps around his half-hard cock, it twitches. “Oh my god, can you please get the fuck out?! What is wrong with you?” he hisses under his breath again, now grabbing your wrists and not caring he has to look at your body. Wet, glistening, tits moving as you fight back against his grip and actually manage to slip out, leaning into his warm, wet body and dropping to your knees.

“I saw what you were doing,” you jut out your bottom lip a tad, grabbing for his cock again, “I wanna help.” This time it twitches more when you spit in your hand and move it down his length a few times, then licking at the glossy head. When you look up through your lashes, Tooru looks lost. 

“I- Ahg-I.” Completely, he’s looking at you like nothing’s even registering anymore. “What are you-” he mouths, not getting the words out. But you just want your niichan to feel good, that’s really no crime, is it? You kiss it a few times, licking up and down his pulsing cock that grows a deep, pinky red at the tip, and Tooru’s hand comes to your head.

Only to push you away onto your back, stepping over you. You grip his ankle and pull, so that he slips and lands in a heap next to you, and then crawl on top of him in the lukewarm spray of water to rub your crotch against his hard-on. “You’ve lost your mind, get off of me,” Tooru says, trying to haul you up under your arms, but you only hook our legs around him, arms clinging to him, “I don’t want to hurt you, but you have to- hng, gotta stop.” You don’t stop for a second spreading your slick on his lap, rubbing until you can feel him still under you, clearly biting back a moan.

“I want you, niichan!” you whisper, clinging to him. He pushes once more, then swallows sharply, then drops his forehead to your shoulder. “I want you,” you repeat, lips against his ear, “want to make my Tooru nii feel good. Please, niisan? Please, please, please?”

“It’s- it’s wrong—”

“But you want to,” you say, as you sneak your hand between your bodies, gently circling the head of his cock with your wet pussy, not yet letting it slip in. It’s not like he ever expressed that desire; you are close but not that much. But that he’s even hard right now is all the proof you need to know you’re right. “I know you do. And I want you so bad it’s driving my body crazy.” Your hand leads his ever so slowly to between your legs, and Tooru groans at the wetness his fingers can slip into so easily, pretty pussy prepped for him.

“Oh fuck- you’re drenched.” You nod, and Tooru shifts under you a little. The shower is just wasting water now, it’s barely on you. But you don’t care about the cold when he’s right here, under you, and your hand dips lower to hold it as you drop yourself. “Ah- no, no- f-fuck, wait. You’re crazy, we can’t,” every dismissal is basically moaned against your cheek, and this too is proof enough. "Mhm, ngh."

You push your mouth to his for the first time in years, now completely different. Before it was innocent, not it’s the root of your sin. Tooru’s mouth slot so well against yours, like it was meant to be there.

And then you bottom out too quick, and your groan is mixed with a deep, gravelly moan from your niichan. Who’s hands instinctively find your waist, moving you up and down again. “Oh, fuck, oh fuck, why are you so tight? You feel so good,” his eyes closed as he leans his head back against the wall and you start laying kisses all along his throat too, trying to match the pace with which he moves your hips around. “Such a tight, little pussy, ‘mouto-chan.” He thursts in harder again, and again, as your eyes cross each time his cock hits your pussy walls. “Holy fuck.”

“Tooru nii,” you whine, being sent into his chest when he hits particularly deep, fucking you harder and harder every single pump. “Ahg, want you to make me cum, please.”

And he nods into your hair, pulling your chest to his body and crushing you into his arms with a moan. “Niichan will take care of it, okay? Just stay still.”

[gardenerian]

um how about possessive TATTOO TOUCH IAN. We’ve seen him circle that tattoo on Mickeys chest 😋 thats his go to move of thigh grab doesn’t feel strong enough lol

oh my god YEAH! 

i imagine they both had such a journey with that tattoo. like mickey probably had such a hard time looking at it for while, but i still picture him running a finger over it and remembering 😭 it was never about regret but it must have been so painful all the same 😭 the love was always there 😭😭😭😭😭😭 what else could he do but wear that love 😭 claim it so loudly and openly 😭😭😭😭

and IAN! can you imagine the vortex of emotion when ian saw that tattoo again? before mexico and then again in prison? the shame and the regret and the grief for time lost 😭 the fierce love 😭 him reaching out to touch it, kissing it probably 😭 mickey’s harsh breath at the contact - they both probably teared up at least a little bit 😭

but now! there might be some tough memories there still but!!!!!! gahhhhh!! like so many things - their tattoos and scars and memories - it’s part of their story! it’s part of what made them! it was a HUGE if not insane declaration by mickey in one of his darkest hours and ian!!!!! can reach out and touch it now in the safest time in their lives!!!! GOD. his name! HIS NAAAAAME that he himself struggled with! and mickey just?? held on to it, kept it there when ian couldn’t be there? he kept ian around? FUCK. the stories in their skinnnnnnnn!

and!!!!! now!!!!! it can also be playful and fun and flirty and SEXYYYYY and it’s whatever they want it to be! maybe they barely think about it from day to day now (and what a blessing, honestly) but when ian focuses on it he FOCUSES on it! and mickey knows!!! they know!!! what that means, what is behind a touch like that!!!! there….. is a lot of potential here askdfh

[et-lesailes]

the instagram error

pairing: chris evans x reader

word count: 1208

summary: you and chris’ secret relationship is about to become public all because he has no idea how to use instagram...

themes: fluff, comedy

taglist: @evanstush​, @tanyam93​, @bval-1​, @wonderwinchester​, @patzammit​, @rohaintahquil​, @deidrashouseofpain​, @sammyslonglostshoe​, @jadedhillon​, @bohemian-barbie​, @whysparker​, @sebastian-i-stan​, @sebabestianstan101​, @lille-kattunge​, @teller258316​, @peach-acid​, @allsortsofinterests​, @xoxabs88xox​​, @heyiamthatbitch​​, @cptn-sgrogers​​​, @heyyouwiththeassbutt​, @bangtan-serendipity​, @troublermalik​​​, @beardburnsupersoldiers​​​, @bookish-shristi​​, @kind-sober-fullydressed​​,  @gingerninjaprincess16​​, @straightforwardly​​,  @denisemarieangelina​​,  @frencchfries​​, @xlanawriter​​, @littlemoistcarrot​​, @pottxrwolff​​, @arianatheangelworld​​, @ifuseekamyevans​​, @southerngracela​​, @nsfwsebbie​​, @rororo06​​, @savemesteeb​​, @raveviolet​​, @inactivewhore​​, @hurricanerinwrites​​, @captainamerica-is-bae​​, @shaddixlife​​, @tessa-bl​​, @marvelouspottering​​, @pppsssyyyccchhhiiiccc​​, @thegetawaywriter​​, @dwights-new-plague​​, @rynabarnesrogers​, @fckdeusername​​

notes: this one’s a little short, but it was just something fun i wanted to write since chris made his instagram! :) graphic creds to @thewritingdoll​

You smile in amusement as you rub lotion on your legs having just gotten out of the shower, watching your boyfriend tapping all over the screen of his phone in confusion. “Chris. It’s really not that complicated,” you remark with a laugh from your current seat at the edge of the bed, and he looks up from the device, scoffing playfully. “Look, I barely use this thing as it is unless it’s to occasionally tweet or take pictures of Dodger. Ya can’t blame me for having no idea how Instagram works.”

You giggle softly, standing up and coming over to his side, craning your neck trying to see what he’s posting. “You’re trying to do multiple pictures? Look, you tap on this first,” you explain, pressing on the icon on the right side of the screen, “then you select all the images you want in order.”

“Ohh.” Chris nods, grinning up at you. “Thanks, baby.” You chuckle softly as you go to the walk in closet, slipping out of your robe to change into pajamas. “Mmhm. Anytime.” He fiddles around with the phone for a few more minutes before finally locking it and setting it aside with a sigh. “Alright. That’s over with,” he exhales playfully as if exhausted, and you come back out of the closet dressed in a simple sleep tank with matching shorts. “What a hard life you lead,” you tease, crawling into the bed and yawning. “You ready for bed soon, babe?”

“Oh yes. I’m fucking exhausted.” Chris peels out of his clothing and you can’t help but stare, feeling incredibly thankful that the man sleeps in the nude every night. However, you soon look over to your nightstand, suddenly realizing your phone’s been going off like crazy. Blinking confused, you pick it up and look at the messages from your friends in your group chat.

“Giiiirl! That picture Chris just posted? SEXYYYYY!”

“Omg I thought you guys were still keeping the relationship on the dl?”

“Is this your way of telling the fans? Lmaoo”

“But why did he post it with a bunch of pictures of his dog….?”

Your eyes immediately widen as you stare at the flood of messages continuing to come in, now from other friends as well. “Chris,” you slowly murmur, “what the hell did you just post…?”

“Huh?” He looks at you in confusion as he’s getting into bed beside you. “Just some pictures of Dodger from our walk today, you know the really cute ones we took by the lake. Why?”

You take a deep breath and go to Instagram- you don’t even have to go to his profile because the photos pop up first on your feed. You swipe through- cute picture of Dodger, cute picture of Dodger, another cute picture of Dodger…

A mirror selfie of you in lingerie, a photo you had taken and sent to him one time just to tease when he was at work.

“Chris!!!” you practically scream, showing him the phone. When he sees it his blue eyes widen; he jolts up and grabs his phone. “Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!” He goes to his Instagram frantically, tapping the screen flustered. “How do I delete this?! How do you delete a post?!” You practically tear the phone out of his hands, deleting the pictures yourself before tossing it to the other side of the bed as though it’s a bomb.

The two of you slowly look at each other, panicked, discombobulated, stressed… until both of you suddenly burst out in laughter, realizing just how ridiculous the situation is. “Holy fuck. Thank god it wasn’t a nude,” he practically cackles, and you squeal just thinking about it, giggling breathlessly. “Chris. I can’t believe this. We were doing such a good job keeping our relationship a secret,” you laugh, “and it gets leaked from you? From a goddamn Instagram post?” You clap your hands, practically gasping for breath now, your smile stretched wide across your face as your shoulders shake from laughter. “Only you, Chris, only you!”

“Instagram is confusing, okay! Besides, I was doing the fans a favor. Your body is smoking, baby girl.” He points out with a playful smirk, throwing his arms around you tightly. “Shit, both of us are probably getting flooded with comments and DMs right now. We should probably address this, shouldn’t we…?” You sigh, smiling amused as you lean into his hold, holding his arms around you. “I mean, ever since they saw us in Defending Jacob together, they were “shipping” us anyways. It can’t be too surprising, right?” You yawn softly, tilting your head up to kiss him gently. “We’ll make a more formal announcement tomorrow morning. Let’s go to sleep now though, hm?”

Chris looks somewhat thoughtful but nods, leaning over to turn off the light before lying down with you. “Goodnight, Y/N. Love you,” he murmurs, kissing your forehead, and you smile in content as you close your eyes. “Night, Chris. Love you.”

He doesn’t fall asleep just yet, though, despite the fact that you’re already drifting off beside him. Instead, he picks up his phone again, going to Instagram. This time when he makes a post, he’s very careful about selecting the photo he wants, practically triple checking that he hasn’t added anything else. He types up the caption and presses “Share” before settling down, soon falling asleep with his arms around you.

You wake up the next morning earlier than him, blinking sleepily. Picking up your phone to check it before letting yourself go back to sleep, you blink noticing a flood of messages once again.

“I just DIED at chris’ post. You are so lucky omg”

“CHRIS IS TOO SWEET!!!!! Pls stay together forever”

“I’m still crying rn omg he is so romantic”

You check your other notifications. Chris has tagged you in an Instagram post? You go to the picture and immediately widen your eyes in surprise.

It’s a selfie of you, Chris, and Dodger- Chris has his arms around you and his head on your shoulder, his blue eyes sparkling happily and his lips close to your cheek. Dodger is on your other side, his own mouth practically pulled back into a smile as his tongue hangs out. Your eyes drift to the caption. 

“Alright guys. Pretty sure almost all of you caught my little Instagram mess up, so it’s time to come clean. I don’t normally do stuff like this but I want to with this girl. This girl right here is the love of my life, AND the love of Dodger’s too. We met on the set of Defending Jacob and the rest is history. I’m so lucky to have her. She’s a little ball of love and energy, and she even manages to make this quarantine full of delight and excitement each and every day. I hope you guys can respect our relationship and show her the same love you show me.

And yes, she sends me some pretty sexy pictures. ;)” 

You giggle softly to yourself, glancing down at the sleeping man beside you. God, you love this man.

You set the phone aside and snuggle back into him, closing your eyes to fall back asleep, the soft smile remaining on your lips.

[antiloreolympus]

7 Anti LO Asks

1. I generally like LO, since it's one of the rare medias that don't turn Hades(canonically one of the very few gods who actually does his job and isn't shitting on humans for petty reasons) into an evil overlord like Hollywood keeps portraying him but something I didn't get was why they had to choose a r@pe route for Perse. If people actually did research, the definition of rape during the early Greek was synonymous with kidnap. And in other versions, she literally just walked in accidentally in the underworld, liked it, and said "this place is mine now too". Honestly second sounded more badass. I didn't get why there had to be r@pe involved.

2. I know it's a very different thing but... even characters from a children's TV show are better written than the ones in LO. I really feel like even Fluttercord (Fluttershy X Discord) or AppleDash (Applejack x Rainbow Dash) are better written than LO Persades. At least, they had a much more believable build up.

Discord (who is a literal God of Chaos) got called out for actions and actually became a better person while Hades didn't even try.

I'm just saying Fluttercord had a much believable slow burn romance than LO Persades. They were even enemies the first time they met. Discord got called out and defeated (because of the ✨Power of Friendship✨) but Fluttershy was the first person to genuinely give him a chance when they figured out that there is a chance he might become a better person.

Fluttershy and Discord are two very different people but it even became one of the many reasons they're such good friends while Persephone and Hades don't even have that much good reasons for liking each other, other than “hurr durr sexyyyyy” or “mommy issues” or “her butt looks like an upside down heart”. Persephone at least had the therapy but Hades just stopped going to therapy because... reasons...

3. Adding my two cents as someone with clinically diagnosed and treated BPD. If all the gods are flexing getting their therapy on, why would Minthe not be entitled to the same healing? Underworld DBT, people. But Rachel had an agenda for her from day one, Animal Farm style... underprivileged nymph bad, hyperprivileged civil war criminal goddess GOOD. You can’t just scapegoat a mentally ill woman and the personality disorder that likely numerous of your readers share especially1/2

2/2 when the fuckboy in blue has already proven himself capable of carting his partner of the week to and from their chosen route of therapy. Minthe deserved better and certainly wanted to get there.

4. "the designs and stories of marvel have become ubiquitous" they really havent? god of war is a massive video game series and covered norse myth just fine w/o marvel fans saying it ripped it off. percy jackson also covered norse myth in the magnus series and no one said it was "stealing" from marvel. i think smythe is just lowkey (hehe) admitting shes not creative enough to not just leech off marvel for stories/designs like she already did to disney for greek myth, which egyptian myth doesnt have

5. love how rachel told us gaia was used and overpowered by ouranos. you know, gaia, who made a sickle out of nothing and told her sons to kill him and who later birthed some of the scariest monsters in mythology and who even zeus was scared to mess with. that gaia, who very much did not have her powers ripped away from her, who defeated ouranos by her will, and who was feared and respected. jfc rachel, you even depowered the mother to creation and the earth itself? but persephone is the OP one? 😑

6. i recently looked over a bunch of panels from lo (i havent in a while- i mainly see the ones that get passed around) and oh god the women in this comic... their poor spines.... the back pain half the female characters should be in all the goddamn time...

7. am i the only one who read the variants of the minthe myth and saw her as the victim instead? hubris was obvs seen as bad in myth, but the gods' wrath punishing them also wasnt seen as good either. case in point, hades felt so bad about minthe's death (?) in myth that he made mint his sacred plant. he clearly regretted his actions leading to her demise. how does rachael view a nymph being harmed by a powerful godess queen and see the weaker party as the real villain? thats just insane to me.