#jack facts

[izzyspussy]

i guess i could fix him but he doesn't really need fixing and i don't have the hubris to think my preferences are relevant to his journey

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[izzyspussy]

forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair

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the rich =/= someone who has something I can't afford :(

the rich = the fucking rich

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people really be like "why is this character not behaving 100% effectively in line with their values and intentions while experiencing overwhelmingly strong emotions :/ so ooc" as if they themselves don't make 6 irrational emotionally fueled decisions before breakfast like everyone else

[izzyspussy]

i need those old men to make out like teenagers. i need those old men to relive their sexual awakening with each other. i need those old men covered in hickeys and coming in their pants.

[izzyspussy]

fucking hyperventilating. major point of conflict between izzy and ed in season one, ed trained izzy to be his attack dog and then suddenly without warning wanted him to herd instead.

major point of conflict between izzy and ed in season two, izzy's taken to herding excellently (like ed wanted) but now ed is the wolf.

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I hate when I read a good book and it makes me want to write my book good but writing a good book is not nearly as easy as reading one

[izzyspussy]

disabled domme drag queen named Ada Compliance

[izzyspussy]

it's just. i'm seeing a lot of posts about how ed sees izzy as an extension of himself and that's why he's targeting him so much, as a projected form of self-harm, which... I Guess. i don't really agree with that but it's not egregious, and it falls into a 'why not both' place for me. but then people are jumping off from that point to say that because ed sees izzy as an extension of himself, that's why izzy's love "doesn't count" to him. and that, in my opinion, is not at all It.

ed is targeting and hurting izzy specifically because izzy loves him. he's punishing him for it, first of all. how dare you love someone i hate, when you're supposed to be loyal to me and do whatever i want even when i don't tell you what it is. one. but he's also - crucially - hurting izzy to get him to stop.

izzy won't kill him if he loves him. izzy won't abandon him if he loves him. izzy won't let him hurt himself if he loves him. he gives izzy the gun when he does because he thinks he surely must have crossed the line by now, and izzy will finally hate him and want to kill him. and, well, izzy killing himself is (almost) just as good since dead men can't love anybody.

the thing is, izzy loving him gets in ed's way. it ruins his plans, it messes up his (spectacularly violent and rife with collateral damage) pity party. just like he's trying to get the crew to mutiny him - because he doesn't want to be BlackbeardTM anymore, but he doesn't want to put in the work to change either, and he certainly doesn't want to admit it's his choice either way - he's trying to get izzy to stop loving him. if izzy loves him, his actions matter. if izzy loves him then he's not UnlovableTM and he has to acknowledge what he's done - as things he's done, rather than as things that were inevitable because he's Just Like That - and all of his pesky feelings.

so he hurts izzy because he has to punish him for fucking up his whole deal. and he has to prove him wrong, so he can keep believing in his own self-loathing.

[nando161mando]

The real truth

[izzyspussy]

for people who are like well where the fuck am i supposed to post my nsfw art NOW given policy bans elsewhere and now twitter's new AI training deal: AO3. you can and should post art on AO3. all the same policies and protections apply to art as fic on AO3 - including the ability to show (or not) your art to people without an account. post art on AO3. (i am begging you to do this. i would like to see it. please.)

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[izzyspussy]

so jamie insists he's not traumatized - and it's true he doesn't really remember - but he does have this list of things he can't do during sex "at least, if i want to have a good time anyway" and he tells roy all this (totally normal topic of conversation) and roy is like ...? do you... not have a good time sometimes? and jamie like shrugs or whatever, nonchalant, yeah sometimes he just does whatever and it's not fun but sometimes eating and bathing aren't fun too so same difference right? and roy is like no. no that's not- don't do that. don't do that anymore. and jamie laughs and says, "are you telling me what kind of sex to have, coach?" and roy's just like, "if i fucking have to, yeah." and jamie just accepts that because look at them, so now that's something roy's in charge of too. and they're still not fucking each other.

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wait, this post by @dragonpyre and @bruciemilf made me have a Thought. not battinson because he's not my Original Flavor, but!

bruce using his filter-less child sidekick(s) as a method of confession on purpose. he says something at home - what he determines in some Very Scientific fashion is the Optimal number of times to make them likely to repeat it - that he wants someone else to know but can't get himself to say to them. he respects barry, he's frightened by j'onn's power but trusts him, he thinks poison ivy is kind of right sometimes, he thinks of jim as a close friend, he's got a crush(/is in deep goth love) with clark and/or diana and/or selina...

and the filter-less child sidekick(s) blurt all this shit out for him to the relevant person, and bruce never has to figure out how to confess it on his own.

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