#god tagging this is wild wtf

[kazieka]

like, logically I am aware that honeysuckle is invasive in my area and that I should be glad it doesn’t grow in my backyard, But. on the other hand. tasty nectar treat :(

[scalproie]

*shaking and crying* where is Urizen

[taromilks]

Still don't know how ppl praise and love dispatch all the time, like they don't threaten to out idol relationships and stalk them 24/7

[love-belle]

always, evermore, even after and still !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they get married and it's the happiest day for everyone.

or

for when you finally find your happily ever after. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hope u like this!!! i love you so much, thank you for reading <3

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vogue charles leclerc and y/n y/l/n tie the knot in a grand yet intimate ceremony held at their villa in monte carlo.

the bride wore a valentino couture gown complete with a sprawling train and platform heels while the groom sported a classic black tuxedo. y/n’s childhood best friend, lily muni he, served as the maid of honour, whereas her close friends, carmen mundt, kika gomes and heidi berger were bridesmaids. on the groom's side, lorenzo leclerc, his brother was the best man along while his younger brother, arthur and his friend circle, which included lando norris, pierre gasly, carlos sainz and alex albon were the groomsmen. the guest list included many notable presences such as sebastian vettel, toto wolff, taylor swift, zendaya, timothée chalamet, harry styles and many more.

the couple’s first dance was to the song "love letter from the sea to the shore" performed by delaney bailey followed by "it's nice to have a friend" by taylor swift and "sweet creature" by harry styles.

tap the link in our bio to get a look inside their wedding held at their stunning villa in monaco.

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landonorris my two best friends got married and i'm about to make it everybody's problem. congratulations, you horny motherfuckers. don't remember much of last night but as i'm sitting in a cafe in berlin, i know it ruled. here's to a lifetime of happiness, love and blessings and may this marriage not end in a divorce (y/n, lily still has that taxi driver on speed dial, say the word and we'll help you run away)

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username stfu im gonna cry

username i feel like a proud parent omg

username we've come so far 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username not lando violating charles on his own wedding post 💀💀💀

username they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i love them so much my lord

lilymhe you can still escape just sayin yourusername

-> yourusername i'll keep that in mind, thank you 💋

-> charles_leclerc is it too late to get a divorce

-> yourusername shut up you literally (and legally) signed up for this

username are we gonna ignore that fact that the wedding was in monte carlo and lando's in berlin

-> username how the FUCK did that happen

-> username i just know that the party was WILD

username "may this marriage not end in a divorce" PLS 💀💀💀

username the photos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username im living for the wedding content we're getting from like half the grid

maxverstappen1 berlin is nice

-> landonorris i know right?

-> username NOT MAX BEING IN BERLIN TOO WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

username the event of the century 🔥🔥🔥

username THEY LOOK SO AMAZING WHATCTHRBUCJ

username in love with these

username god i need a life like this ://

charles_leclerc at least i had a gf and now i have a wife (thanks for the photos but i'm not paying you)

-> landonorris that's a fucked up thing to say to me (i literally hate you so much)

username fuck all the love stories except theirs

username my heart ://

username they SCREAM old money

-> username OMG THAT'S SO REAL

yourusername thank you for these pictures. we love you. take the train back to monte carlo rn or i am giving your gift to george. and thanks for the driver information, will keep that in mind definitely.

-> landonorris anytime. i love you both i guess. DON'T YOU DARE and of course, happy to help.

-> charles_leclerc DELETE THAT NUMBER RIGHT NOW

username charles has been married for one (singular) day and he's already fighting for his life 💀💀💀💀💀

username i love this friend group so much ❤️

username THEY BOTH ATE OMG

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lilymhe in my head, we're still those teen girls who planned out their wedding days with so much enthusiasm and with so much detail that it would've put these planners and binders to shame. it's kinda hard to believe that my best friend is now married but honestly, y/n/n, i couldn't be more happy for you. you're my best friend and i love you so much. thank you for being just a call away, always. here's to charles (barf) and y/n (❤️)

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username SHUT UP IM CRYING

username platonic soulmates ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username AHHHSHDHDJDHBXSJ

username she's so pretty what the fuck

username Y/N ATE

carmenmmundt the prettiest bride 💕

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username two pretty best friends 🔥🔥🔥

username y/n looks so pretty what thebfuck omg im gonna scream

username my favs ://

username nah cus lily and y/n literally have my heart like they're my fav pair of best friends

charles_leclerc i remember when you threatened me

-> lilymhe good. remember it for the rest of your life.

-> charles_leclerc y/n she's doing that thing again yourusername

-> yourusername lily

-> lilymhe sorry

-> username NAH NOT CHARLES SNITCHING ON LILY

username she slayed so hard

username the barf and the ❤️ spoke VOLUMES

username im gonna cry they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i wish i had a best friend like lily ://

alex_albon i never get captions like this

-> lilymhe this isn't about you

-> yourusername yeah alex this isn't about you

username y/n's childhood best friend being her maid of honour 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username in love with these two

username AHHHSHDHDJDHBXSJ

yourusername i love you SO fucking much

-> lilymhe i love you so much more

yourusername i'll love you always thank you for everything ❤️‍🩹

-> lilymhe you're my best friend, always here for you and your loser ass boyfriend

-> charles_leclerc I'M HER HUSBAND

-> lilymhe okay and??? she can get another one

-> username PLEASE OH MY GOD

username i adore their friendship tf

username don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry

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danielricciardo i had one (1) job and as you can see, i took it very seriously. mr and mrs. leclerc-y/l/n, everybody 💒🍧💐

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username LECLERC-Y/L/NS

username THEY'RE SO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i love them sm what the fuck

username my parents ❤️🫶🏼

username LOVING THE WEDDING CONTENT WE'RE BRING FED RN

username she looks so pretty omg ☹️☹️☹️

maxverstappen1 why are you acting like your ass isn't in berlin with us?

-> danielricciardo THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET YOU SNITCH

username WHAT THEBFUCJ HAPPENED LAST NIGJT 💀💀💀💀💀 why are they in berlin

-> username oh the night was wildin 🔥🔥🔥

username daniel.jpg but on main

username love them sm

username SO HAPPY FOR THEM AHSHDHSJDJBS

username living for this content

landonorris berlin kinda cool

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username WHY are they in berlin

-> username no it's HOW are they in berlin

username no bc i feel like such a proud mom like i watched go from "hiii/hiiiiiii" to "hehehehe i do/shut up charles, i do"

-> username that's what i call GROWTH

username her dresses ate omg

username i know daniel's not getting paid for shit

username im so ://

charles_leclerc lovely photos mate

-> danielricciardo so will you pay me?

-> charles_leclerc no

username AHHHSHDHDHDHXHXJDJDF

username gonna sob some more

username honestly crying tears rn

yourusername we love you daniel 🫶🏼 (get your ass back to monaco i am NOT kidding)

-> danielricciardo love you guys (omg we're on our way stop you scare me sometimes)

username IM NOT NORMAL ABT THIS

username fav couple

username thank u to daniel for these

-> username doing god's word fr

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yourusername words cannot express how much i love you. every single time i think that this is it, i cannot possibly love you more than i do, i'm surprised by myself because i do. i really do. i fall in love with you more and more every single day and i'm gonna spend the rest of my life showing you that. i loved you when you first told me that you really liked my smile and i loved you when you told me you hoped i lived nearer to you and then asked me to move in. i loved you when you took the time to get to know me and i loved you when you said that i was it for you and i will love you when our hair is turning gray and we're gonna look back and smile and fall in love even more. they're gonna have to kick us out of those nursing homes i swear. i truly cannot wait to look back on our life together, cardboard boxes full of our love, but until then, let's live it. here's to my forever love, my everything, my world. i love you ❤️

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username GOODNIGHT

username WHAT THR FUCK

username im gonna sob this is so

username they're married 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username people say soulmates we say y/n and charles

username sliding down the door fr this is INSANE

charlotte2304 all my love to you both 💓

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username HE'S SO HUSBAND MATERIAL LIKE

username they're MY parents

username the caption took my heart out and squeezed it

username hahahahaha!!!!! i am NOT okay!!!!!!! what the fuck is up with that caption

sebastianvettel 💐💕

*liked by yourusername*

username he's so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username "i truly cannot wait to look back on our life together, cardboard boxes full of our love, but until then, let's live it" WHEN WILL IT BE ME

username "they're gonna have to kick us out of those nursing homes" me and who lol (i am screaming crying shaking)

username no bc i too deserve someone like this ://

username it's giving timeless by taylor swift

*liked by yourusername*

username they're so taylor swift coded

username GOD ME WHEN

username gonna take a toaster bath brb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

username don't test me istg

carla.brocker my heart 😭🩷

*liked by yourusername*

arthur_leclerc sister-in-law 💒🩷

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username IM GONNA SCREAM WHAT THE FUXK

username MY parents 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username he's so husband coded ❤️‍🩹

username microwaving a spoon brb

charles_leclerc i love you so much it's unbelievable just how much

-> yourusername i adore you and every part of you

charles_leclerc my forever love ❤️ cannot wait to grow old with you

-> yourusername forever has never sounded so good ❤️

username gonna be thinking abt this for the rest of my life just so u know

username they're setting the standards so high i can't do it anymore what the fuck

username im so 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤

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charles_leclerc i honestly don't know what to say. you're my biggest dream, my wife and now that i'm saying it, it sounds so surreal. i have waiting been an entire lifetime to say these words and the fact that it's you in this lifetime (and all the others), is just amazing. i wish i had known you sooner, so that i wouldn't have to spend all those years looking for love in places where it couldn't possibly be. my love for you reached my past and before you came into my life, i missed you so bad. i hope that one day, when we're old and aged and have seen a thousand sunsets, you ask me if i love you and my answer will forevermore will be always, evermore, even after and still.

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username I CANNOT DO THIS RN

username everyone stfu im gonna cry

username english lang is so weird bc u say true love and it translates to y/n and charles

username nah the bar is too high atp im giving up

username SHE'S SO PRETTY MA GAWD

username the fact that they're now the leclerc-y/l/ns 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lewishamilton so happy for you both 💐💒

*liked by charles_leclerc*

username "my love for you reached my past and before you came into my life, i missed you so bad" why am i crying.

username they're the blueprint for all love stories from now on btw

username I LOBE THEM SO MUVH WHAT GHE FUCK THEY'RE MU PARENTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭 😭 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

usernames no bc the way all the photos are of random moments and this leads me to believe that charles just whips out his camera whenever y/n is just There and now im crying again

-> username he's just like us fr

-> username i too would play paparazzi for y/n is given the chance he's not the only one ://

carla.brocker coolest sister in law (best friend) 🫶🏼

-> yourusername carla i love you 😭

username still in disbelief they r married tbh

username i feel like we watched them grow up im so emotional 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

username she's so pretty i could sob

username why did u think that it was okay for u to post this.

username i am not okay

lorenzotl 🤍💐

*liked by charles_leclerc*

username SHE'S SO PRETTY

username charles won at life fr

*liked by charles_leclerc*

username caption called me single and lonely in 26836282727 languages 💔💔💔💔💔

username bro woke up and chose to destroy shakespeare with that caption 💀💀💀

landonorris loved the wedding 👍 i woke up in berlin

-> charles_leclerc the wedding was in monaco???

-> maxverstappen1 i know

-> danielricciardo we obviously had some ideas and now i have an ugly tattoo and there's a ring pop on my finger

-> landonorris max has one too

-> charles_leclerc YOU MARRIED MAX

-> danielricciardo NO

-> maxverstappen1 NO

-> yourusername this is hilarious

username i need to see more pictures from the wedding I NEED TO

username i love my wife (i am delusional)

yourusername i have already loved you for a thousand years ❤️

-> charles_leclerc here's to a thousand more ❤️

yourusername i love you so much like you're my person and i just love you so fucking much :/

-> charles_leclerc i love you so much more mon chéri

username they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username IM SO AHJHSJSHDHDJSKDJD

username im gonna cry brb

[yourstrulynix]

god is a woman || cl16

social media!au | charles leclerc x singer!reader

synopsis; celebrity sweetheart and f1 dream boy leave the internet spiralling face claim; ariana grande

voguemagazine

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voguemagazine a teaser for the y/n l/n march 2021 vogue cover next month. the young singer continues to take over the world, one record breaking record at a time. with continuous yearly grammy nominations and wins, y/n has become the top name in music. she sat down with vogue for an intimate interview in her own home to show the side away from performances and award shows. we can't wait for you to see and read about the beauty inside and out of the young superstar

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yourusername i loved every minute of it x

voguemagazine thanks for having us 🤍

flowerbomby/n what an absolute icon ✨ i can't wait to read about her new album she's been working on!

mimiy/nlove we our literally watching this woman make history! i just want her to have the world 🥺

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yourusername hope i don't have helmet hair ;p

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bellahadid see you next week in Monaco my love!

f1worlds stfu is y/n going to the grand prix next week because i seriously might pass away????

leclercmania there's no way my two worlds are colliding right now 🤯!

y/nsflower what a queen 👑

scuderiaferrari we can't wait to have you with us next week 🏎️

fangirl21 wtf is a ferrari account doing in y/n's comments??

hoefory/n all the comments are freaking over our girl going to some f1 race? don't understand the hype 🙄

f1paddocknews

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f1paddocknews the ferrari boys after qualifying today, speaking to y/n l/n and charles looked very smitten 🥰

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papayared charles is absolutely fangirling inside!!

charlesleheart he didn't even look at Charlotte like that and they were together for 2 years 🤭

ferrariloves i can't wait to see pictures of y/n in the paddock - greatest race weekend everrrrrrr

yourusername

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location: monaco

yourusername brb moving to monaco and marrying an f1 driver

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f1 it's official, we've made her an f1 fangirl 🙌🏼

yourusername it's true, i'm obsessed

scuderiaferrari we've got just the man for you y/n 😉😏

ferrariboys not ferrari admin setting up charles and y/n - iconic

lewishamilton lovely seeing you this weekend, looking forward to seeing you in silverstone 👍🏾

hammy4life lewis what you doing here????

daydreamingy/n isn't he like 10 years older than our girl 😧

charlesheart16 charles with the sneaky follow and like....

Twitter

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charles_leclerc a good few days by the sea and in the outback before the season begins 🌊

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danielricciardo man...that is definitely not the outback

pierregasly dropping a quick shirtless insta to keep them interested 😉

pierregaslyyyy22 pierre knows something we don't....

yourbestfriend I'm offended you called utah the outback

charles_leclerc and you called monaco france - we're even

yourusername

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yourusername hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild ♡

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lanadelray you beautiful girl 🖤

yourusername i love you 🤍

tchalamet it's mid january

yourusername i'll shave your head chalamet

landonorris very violent....

yourusername watch those curls norris

girlcrushy/n eh...who is that fine man ???

charlesbabygirl i recognise those calves....🫢😮

boychuckleclerc no it can't be?? there's no way...

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location; marseille, france

yourusername oh la la

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charles_leclerc

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location; marseille, france

charles_leclerc it was a weekend of ups and downs. we had pole position in the bag but I made a mistake on lap 19 and it cost us a win. i had great company with me to bring the ups. we'll keep working on things before the final race of the summer 👊

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carlossainz55 tough luck today but as you say, we'll come back fighting 🔥

scuderiaferrari our boys have got this!! off to hungary next

ferrariboys22 excuse me, sir? how dare you throw this at us after everything we've been through today 😡

f1girlie charles with the soft launch but who that with him???

yourusername 30 mins ago

side note; part ii will be out soon x

[siriustaylorsversion]

timothee chalamet x reader social media au

all that you ever wanted from me was, sweet nothing.

summary- you reveal your celebrity crush on the jimmy fallon show and the internet goes wild tagging him and telling him to make a move since his feelings are the same.

yourname.official

yourname.official tune in to watch me completely embarrass myself on the jimmy fallon show while talking about marvel, taylor swift, hamburgers and celebrity crushes at 8pm est... liked by taylorswift, vancityreynolds and 3,14,900 others.

taylornation she can make the whole place ✨shimmer✨ *liked by yourname.official

chrisevans Should we tag him?

yourname.official DON'T YOU DARE chrisevans hey, tchalamet robertdowneyjr something for you tchalamet chrishemsworth hey mate, tchalamet paulrudd is this a new trend? tchalamet scarlettjohansson guys, leave her alone.........tchalamet

yourname'sfan.forevermore as paul rudd said, hopping onto the trend tchalamet

haileesteinfield i'm on your team yourname.official but WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

yourname.official damn this is not how i thought this post would go...

yourname.official

yourname.official thank you everyone for tagging him! (i'm being sarcastic paulrudd) but at least you got us talking? liked by tchalamet, taylorswift and 2,80,999 others.

tchalamet to all who want to know... the way to get this girl is using taylorswift lyrics.

yourname.official facts. tchalamet what are you a rapper now? yourname.official LIL TIMMY TIM IN DA HOUSE. tchalamet forget i asked.

taylorswift i say that's my baby and i'm proud...

yourname.official I LOVE YOU. yournametaylorsversion HE USED YOUR LYRICS OMG

tchalametdaily

tchalametdaily guess who did the paps spot today in NY?

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yourname.forevermore SCREAMING.CRYING.THROWINGUP.

haileesteinfield is this how i'm gonna get information about you now youname.official... is it?!

timotheefanclub WAIT WTF IT HAPPENED ALREADY?

yournamefan.69 that's what she said?

tchalamet

tchalamet do you really wanna know where i was april 29th? hint: it was 8pm est... liked by yourname.official, chrisevans and 2,02,309 others.

yourname.official stop with the blondie lyrics.

tchalamet afraid you'll say yes? timmyfan WAIT WTF?! paulrudd I... what do you call it?? paulrudd ship! I ship! yourname.official paulrudd no one says that anymore, grandpa

yourname.forevermore I LOVE THIS. I LOVE YOU BOTH. I'VE FINALLY STARTED LOVING LIFE.

blakelively so... do we keep on tagging you in her posts?

yourname.official i love you, but NO

yourname.official

taylorswift can i keep her? happy birthday, my love 🩷 liked by tchalamet, joealwyn, yourname.official and 4,05,690 others.

yourname.official thank you for *everything*!

tchalamet is that a beautiful boy reference? yourname.official i told you i loved it.

blakelively happy birthday sweetheart!

yourname.official thank you!!! tell vancityreynolds you're the funnier one!!

tchalamet

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[crownedtargaryen]

little songbird. dark vampire!aemond

MASTERLIST pairing: dark vampire!aemond x reader (a/n): inspired by this post thank you so much for endorsing me to write this! i hope you enjoy!! also mel, one thank u for proof reading this would’ve been such a disaster without you and two… her calling me the queen of vampire aemond has me in a chokehold wtf CW: dead dove do not eat, non-consensual somnophilia, BLOOD LOTS OF FUCKING BLOOD HE FUCKS YOU WITH YOUR BLOOD ON HIS DICK PLEASE BE CAREFUL IF U DONT LIKE BLOOD, brief mentions of choking, degrading, predator and prey dynamic all notes are appreciated. words: 2.4k tag list: @lovelykhaleesiii @hopelesswritergall @arcielee @aemondsversion @vermithorn @bellaisasleep @ilikeitbetterangsty @asa-do-your-thing @clairacassidy

It appears that Aemond has been giving you thought lately. He greatly admires the way your eyes sparkle with excitement as you lively engage in conversation, and he finds the delicate curves and crevices of your wrists and neck to be incredibly captivating. Driven wild by the sweet and tantalizing scent of the cherry lip balm lingering over your lips, although he's found it near impossible to banish you from his mind. Unable to shake the melody that your blood sings to him, and him alone. The hypnotic taunting to him like a siren's call- since the day you’d first crossed destined paths. It's almost impossible for him to resist these temptations, especially when his pretty piece of meat is frolicking so mindlessly right in front of him.

Aemond carefully looms over you, over every inch of your being. His eyes dark as he closely watches you nuzzle into your pillow lazily, the baggy sleeping shirt revealing your soft stomach, and yet ever so slightly, as your legs shuffle. Followed by a mindless, exhausted whine escaping your soft lips. He watches your every move intently, having been standing there for a solid hour and more, intent on not startling you awake. His breathing is palpable, his heavy-lidded eyes draped over you, lustfully gleaming over you. He thinks of leaving, desperately refusing to give in to such carnal temptations, and yet, as though the Gods wished to taunt with him, you shuffle and move your head to the side, revealing the perfect spot for him to ravish that pretty little neck of yours. He can no longer bear the hesitation.

Slowly, he moves down, careful not to wake you. Aemond's large hand trails your arm, curious to see if you'd wake to his cold touch. When you remain undisturbed, he grins wolfishly and moves his lips closer to that perfect spot in the crook of your neck. Slowly, he opens his mouth and leaves a sloppy kiss, licking over the part where he places his defined lips, brushing his teeth against your skin. All you do is sigh in your slumber, not the slightest bit stirred.

Strange.

Though too captivated by his sinful thoughts, eager to play it out, his pointed fangs grow pricking your tender skin as he looks at your figure expectantly. Surely, the sudden sting of his fangs sinking in would startle you wide awake. How mad would you be? He longingly wonders, sighing shakily into your skin as he sinks the pointed pieces further into your flesh, desperate for the stream of fresh blood to abruptly pull through. Finding a rich artery, he hungrily groans involuntarily at the metallic taste he'd been strongly craving from you and only you. When all you do, but helplessly whine beneath him in response, he falls harder in love with this raw experience.

Slowly, his hand trails between your thighs as he removes his teeth from the punctured skin. Swiftly wrapping his lips over the bloodied piece and sucking slowly to draw the blood from your flesh, devouring you as though he’d been offered his favorite wine. His hand presses to your clothed cunt, tracing over the prominent outline of your folds.

No underwear, he deciphers.

He looks at you closely, not recognizing the woman lying upon the bed anymore as someone he loves, merely seeing you as his naive, vulnerable prey. Aemond kisses the wound he’d so lovingly punctured, his tongue sliding against the throbbing site where he'd ruthlessly fed from you. He groans, a triumphant smile struck across his chiseled face, one hand pushes into the bed whilst the other rubs harsh circles against your clit through the thin fabric of your shorts. His blood-stained lips press against your throat, suckling the remnants of the sweet, metallic taste of your blood merging with his saliva. His eyes close instinctively, almost losing himself to you, as his lips suckle against your soft skin. He’s deeply consumed by the mixture of your natural aroma, blood, and the arising crisp smell of your arousal pooling between your thighs. Hopelessly intoxicated by you. His eyes open suddenly when you start motioning beneath him. Your hair entangled, now caught all twisted around you from the sudden commotion, your eyes now wide awake, frighteningly gazing up at him.

Aemond succumbs to his dominant side, refusing to have you leave, as he advances to his peak. He moves swiftly reaching down, grabbing a firm hold of your ankles. His strength was unquestionable, as he so easily pulls you by your feet closer towards his towering mass. With only him in your sight, he forces you to stare into his dark and carnal gaze, something about his look, you cannot find the strength to look away nor fight. Almost as though you’d been sucked into some hypnotic trance. He slowly leans in, his breathing heavy, as he pants animalistically. A faint squeak escapes your mouth, and yet no urge to defend yourself nor resist the man.

That's when the dark realization strikes him…

You had been awake this entire time. A satisfied grin skims across his lips, towering over you as he aggressively tears the shorts off your body, without warning. Leaning his face closer to yours, he softly coos “Little bird," moving his nose to your jaw, longingly inhaling your sweet scent. That rose-scented body wash he's now grown familiar to, has now become a scent of addiction, making his mind and thoughts melt. "Such a dirty girl aren't we?"

When you only shiver and whimper in response, silence still devouring you, he smacks your fleshy thigh harshly. Firmly pressing his clothed hardening cock to your wet cunt, sinking his teeth in the already swelling piece on your neck, making you wince and arch your back from the sharp pain.

“Answer me, you fucking bitch," he growls, grinding his hips slowly down against you. Your pants grow louder, as your chest heaves desperately to gain some pace. He lavishly licks the trailing blood from your neck, hazed eyes moving to yours as he then rips off your shirt, so easily and swiftly.

"Please," you breathlessly whine out, swallowing hard and wincing at the harsh, dull pain growing in your neck. Aemond chuckles, kissing a trail down your shoulder, dragging his pointed teeth along the fragile skin of your breasts, leaving a faintly scarred, red line trail. It takes you a moment to realize, as you fathom that the dark traces of your blood are now marked all along your skin, mimicking kiss marks like lipstick. Had it been the blood loss or the moment itself, you began to feel lightheaded.

"Please? That's fucking it?" Aemond continues to chuckle, amused by your patheticness. He begins to lick over your hypersensitive bud, adoring how your breath hitches at his sudden touch, his hips deeply grinding into you, ever so desperately gaining rhythm. He's eagerly drinking your vulnerability with every passing second, teasing you, as he rejoices that you are now his victim, his claim. He sets one firm grip against your jaw, tilting it upwards, causing you to lock your attention once again.

"You want me to fuck you, right? To make you scream unspeakable things, like a little fucking songbird?"

It's a simple question, and yet you know it has a deeper meaning. A hidden agenda of his.

You've given him your submission, without a thought.

Aemond laughs when your mouth drops to respond, only to cut you off when his moist, hot mouth covers your own. His blood-stained lips wrap around your own, as his tongue forcefully surges into your mouth.

A sweet taste you gather, as he tenderly licks at your soft lips, almost waiting for you to pucker.

"Yes. Oh god, yes, I want you to make me scream."

Aemond's sharp teeth puncture into your plump, lower lip, tugging it away from your teeth, only to suckle on the fresh blood pooling through. A thoughtless moan echoes through, lowering your head towards the mattress, needing him closer, needing him inside of you. He groans in appreciation when you raise your hand to his face, biting harder down on the flesh, making you whimper as he strongly sucks to draw blood from the smaller puncture site, feeding his insatiable addiction. His hips press into you, his mass pinned against you, pushing your wet, aching crotch against his when he suddenly, and yet unfalteringly spins you around.

"I see you still love this fucking form of submission, little bird. So needy for my cock."

You gasp out in shock as he presses you back down to the bed, and pulls his jeans down, baring his hard cock. The tip has swollen up, taunting and teasing you, as if inviting you to taste. "You want to keep me on edge, don't you?" Aemond whispers, teeth sinking into the soft flesh of your neck once more and drinking in the blood. You whimper softly, your eyes flashing with desire. "Can't be done when you're like this, so don't bother lying to me. I know you want this."

Your head slowly turns to look over your shoulder, your lips curling upwards in a sly grin from the anticipation.

"You're an idiot," you teasingly coo, your unrelenting gaze glued to his bulging cock. You were hungry for him. His nostrils flare when you hum softly, licking the wound at the side of your neck. He groans, as his eyes instinctively roll back in his head as your mouth closes around his blood-soaked flesh, chewing at it. You know how much this turns him on.

"You fucking little slut," he mutters, moaning in pleasure, as your nails dig into the flesh of his bicep. "You want me to fuck you so badly, don’t you? I need to hear you say it."

"God yes," you hopelessly moan. "Please!"

His rumbling chuckle has you arching your back to him, your body pressed against his, wanting to feel him deeply buried inside of you. You feel him firmly tug at your hips, and his chuckle disappears into a groan when you willingly lift them, guiding his long, hard cock into you.

"You're already so wet, my little bird," he whispers, your hips moving in sync with his strong thrusts. He kisses down your back, leaving drying lip marks of blood along the soft flesh. The unspeakable noises leaving your lips, drive him feral, although begins to notice you're growing weary from the blood loss. He had to hurry before he’d lost you to slumber once more.

He draws the last of the blood from your neck, planting gentle kisses on the fresh punctures, and defiantly pulls back. You open your eyes, focusing on keeping your breathing even. He sits up, pulling you up with him.

“Bounce,” he demands breathlessly, guiding your hips to ride his aching and filling cock.

You close your eyes, and his teeth nip at your shoulder, earning a small whimper from your lips as you rise and fall gracefully. You can feel his warm, moist breath on your neck, causing chills to coarse through your body.

“Did you hear me, bitch? I won’t repeat myself again… Bounce,” he deeply growls, gripping your hips even more tighter, in an attempt to push your mass down further into him with force. You moan loudly, your eyes heavy, your lips pursed, not wanting to cave into a scream just yet. You’d wanted this moment to last for eternity.

“Gods, you’re so tight, little bird,” he growls, eyes dark and full of lust. “Mmm-hmmm.”

You can feel him growing tense beneath you, the intensity of his passion fills the room as you raise yourself on his cock, riding him out, granting him a low moan of pleasure. He swallows your moans cockily, growling low in his throat as he bites down on your shoulder, plunging his fangs hard enough to draw more droplets of fresh blood.

You moan again, as your head tilts back mindlessly. His long fingers wrap around your throat, his grip tight around your neck, making your skin burn with the pain, yet you cling on, desperate for more. His cock is rubbing against the spongy spot inside you, and you need to come before it goes numb. You struggle to breathe as he pulls away, groaning as he loosens his grip on your throat and pushes you down as your motions slow, pinning you to the blood-stained sheets as he rails that sensitive spot inside of your drenched cunt.

You desperately beg for more of him, mindless of the blood pouring out of your wound, your mouth open, and your eyes open wide as you whimper. Slowly beginning to fathom the growing weakness in your body.

“Oh, god…please, oh God,” you chant as he continues to pound into you, smearing your thin coating of blood across your sensitive vaginal walls, making you crave his release so badly. He squeezes your throat, the pressure on your neck tightening. He groans as you tense beneath him, your fingers digging into the sheets, meeting his thrusts and matching his now hastened pounding at a rhythmic pace.

“Please,” you sob, whimpering. You buck your hips upwards towards him, motioning for more. “Cum inside me…”

The words sound strange as you pant with the wildness etched from your burning desire. He growls as he digs his rough fingers into your shoulders, digging in hard enough to leave red blotches, as he shoves you down like animals in heat. "Fuckin' whore… Sing for me little bird," he can't finish his sentence for a moment, seeing stars as he pants and tilts his head back with a heavy groan. "Sing, my little songbird."

Your fast-paced breath hitched in your throat, as you sob from lust.

“Please…” you beg, panting, pulling your eyes closed. Your voice breaks. “I-I’ll do anything.”

His fingers move, pushing hard against your neck, and you force your eyes to open. He looks down intently, witnessing his lips curving into a sly smile as he nods, and you see his hand close around your waist, his cock stroking and pushing at the entrance of your folds, when it delves deep once more into your cunt. He looks at you with his dark violet eye, the sapphire glimmering magically in the dim light around you. His fangs are dripping with the blood of your neck and shoulder. Sated, his face contorts with intent and lust, lost in the pleasure as he drives you over your final edge, coming to a blissful peak. Though, the feeling is fleeting as suddenly everything falls black, and the fatigue of the blood loss finally coerces you into a slumber. You desperately try to relish the final moments of such an ungodly pleasure, as you feel your grip loosen and your eyes shut.

But Seven Hells was this was a night to remember…

[illegal-spiegel]

as a black girl who loves spike, HCS OF SPIKE W A CURLY HAIRED S/O 🗣🗣🗣🗣

YES I CAN 🗣🗣🗣🗣

Genre: fluff

Warnings: none

this man has some of the wildest, unruliest hair known to man

despite this though, it doesn't really curl much

eh well, it gets some random waves but that's pretty much it

which honestly, thank god. if this man had curly hair A. he wouldn't know wtf to do with it or how to take care of it and B. he'd just be too fine for us to handle

anyway

when he meets you, he's instantly fascinated by your hair

sure, his hair is green and kinda wild, but he's never had to deal with hair like yours

and by "deal" I mean having it in his face when he hugs you, finding strands of it on the bathroom counter, a bajillion products for it lining said counter, and the list goes on

how the fuck do you manage it all???

sigh, he's a menace to society so ofc when he first meets you, he just touches it without asking 😭✋

you're quick to shut that shit down though. he, ofc, doesn't see the big deal though and offers to let you touch his hair

honestly, it's a fair trade bc with how big his hair is, surely he's gotta be hiding something in there right?

when you start dating, he's very interested in watching your hair routine

he likes the way you all the products smell

eventually asks to help you with your routine one day

you tell him step by step what to do, so he uses the right products...but not the right amounts

your hair ends up way too stiff in some parts and completely frizzy in others

he kinda feels bad until you start laughing and give him a kiss, thanking him for his help

loves loves loves playing with it when you two are just relaxing in the common room or in the bedroom

likes pulling on strands and letting them go, watching them bounce

he likes doing the trick when you get out of the shower where you take a comb or whatever to shape each individual curl. he asks to help with that and actually gets the hang of it (since it's not that hard). it makes the process go a lot faster and he feels good about being helpful

likes buying you different scrunchies and nightcaps to wear at night. he even got you one with guns on it LMAO

if you ever straighten it or do smth else to it, he literally will collapse PFFT

is so shocked bc wtf did you do???? is it gone forever???? he loved it sm tho

after reassuring him it's temporary, he physically becomes relieved

"Good."

if he ever finds out you were insecure about it, his heart will shatter

like dude there's no way???

it's gorgeous! shut the fuck up. you're on crack. he's obsessed with it

no, you can't cut it without his permission /hj

all in all he loves your hair and would kill someone before letting you ever think he doesn't like it

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[darklydeliciousdesires]

The Dark Passenger - Chapter Twelve.

Okay besties, because I just know that this is going to make you all like “WTF is happening??” when you get to the end, I am prepared to release the next chapter as soon as I notice this one pass 40 notes, rather than leave you waiting until after the weekend! You want it? You know what to do!

Previous chapters - One  Two  Three  Four  Five  Six  Seven  Eight  Nine  Ten  Eleven

Words - 3,988

Warnings - 18+ content throughout, minors DNI!

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“Yeah, look at the way you take it, god damned sexy girl. That’s the best cock in the world, isn’t it? Mmm, no one gives it like I do, do they?”

Slow, slow, quick, quick, quick, slow. With a slight hip rotation on the slow, while holding her leg to his chest, head dipped to kiss her ankle, his thumb dragging sparks at her clit.

Yes. EZ Reyes was the fuck the century to Camille, who he was making a continued huge effort with. That effort mostly consisted of keeping her so damned dick drunk and in a permanent state of love bombed that his need for control flew right under her radar. She did, as she had many times before, mistaken these actions for adoration, rather than manipulation. He also continued this by visiting with her family, making friends with her father, who seemed to adore him, Marge a little cooler, EZ planning to charm her into some warmth.  

For that moment, though, it was her daughter who was his sole focus.

“Yes, yes it is! Ahhh, fuck I love you so much, you and that perfect, big cock.” Her words of confirmation had his self-satisfied grin broadening, leaning to kiss her with ember and honey edged passion, panting hard as he felt the edges of himself catching fire against her. “Tell me I’m your baby, tell me you love me.”

“You’re my baby, and fuck, how I fucking love you.” His body fell to cover hers then, railing her into the bed, the viscid clench of her cunt tightening on him as she wrapped her legs around his waist, crying out as white-hot pleasure crashed over her, her very bones glimmering, EZ filling her with cum as his own release charged through him like wild horses.  

They lay curled around each other, both sleepy with bliss, pleasure ebbing away slowly, wishing they could just lay there and return to slumber. Unfortunately, with it being a Monday morning, Camille had work to get to, and EZ and appointment with Ramona Sanchez, his therapist, whom he’d been visiting for the last month in order to get a hold on his issues.  

The diminutive psychologist was incredibly proficient at her job, but unfortunately for her, she had no clue that the only thing she was facilitating the help of was EZ being able to somewhat keep his darkness more covert, the techniques she was teaching him for getting a hold on his anger being directly applied to his shadow self, to keep it hidden more cleverly.  

One of the things she was teaching him was how to control his reaction to what had triggered him, and whether the triggering stimulus was truly an accurate assessment of reality. “In these moments where you feel yourself losing control from a reactive point of view, it is imperative that you stand back and question the justness of the reaction. In doing so, a calming place can be achieved, which is what you must focus upon, Ezekiel. Finding the calm means that the anger does not win, and you thus regain your control of the situation. Our goal is, as ever, to supress the urge to choose anger.”

She had also been assisting him in finding the root cause of said anger, which, in his more candid moments, he did find honest interest in getting to the bottom of. Well, truly, he knew why he became so angry, it was triggered by his loss of control in a situation, but understanding why he needed that control in the first place was something he found to be beneficial.

When the darkness within him allowed for it.

While he was doing the whole journey of discovery bit, Camille was on one of her own, too, but hers was to do with outward aesthetics rather than inner workings of the mind, and not her own either.  

“Okay, smile really wide for me,” she spoke, Tallulah doing just that. “And keep smiling even though I know this is going to suck!” In the needle went, her friends smile turning to more of a grimace as the botox was syringed into her smile lines, grumbling and gritting through the pain.  

It had been an appointment Camille had been putting off for three weeks, on account of the fact she didn’t want anyone to see her so up close after the damage she’d been left with in the wake of EZ punching her. The bloodshot eye alone had taken four days to calm down and turn back to white, and the rest she’d hid under heavy makeup, taking time away from both jobs so that she wouldn’t be asked any uncomfortable questions, explaining her absence on a sprained ankle. Very few people knew about the incident, just the guys in the club, Amelia and Bella.  

She intended for it to stay that way as well, because she knew only too well what people like Tallulah and Mai would have to say about it. They’d question her sanity in staying with a man who had displayed controlling behaviour over the course of their five-month relationship, and one who had now turned physically abusive as well. She just had to hope that the incident could be chalked up as singular, because if he did it again, she was gone. Her mind was made up there, but shit, how she did not want that ever to be the decision she had to make, hopelessly in love with him that she was.  

He was trying now, though, really trying. He no longer left her hanging on him for one thing, usually always getting back to her quite quickly if she’d called and he hadn’t answered, making more time to see her, being attentive and present. A lot of it was to bring her back under control, although he did acknowledge that some of it was because he did genuinely love her. But, sadly for Camille, there were some bad habits he had absolutely no intention of putting behind him.  

“Missed me, didn’t you?” he asked, Dina bouncing on his cock, having met her back at the clubhouse after a morning of outlaw endeavours.  

She gave him a smouldering look, leaning down to kiss him with filthy heat. “God, yes. You know I always miss you. I dunno why you have that other girl, you know. You could just be with me. I know you like me better.” Because he could, that’s why he did.  

“I don’t, but nice flex, babe.” He was all sarcasm and ego, because again, he knew he could be. Dina wouldn’t say anything about it, because if she did, he’d stop fucking her.  

“Then why do you keep coming back between my legs, EZ? What is it that I have that she doesn’t? I mean, come on. There has to be something. I know I’m better than her.”

He snorted, hands gripping her hips. “Wanna know why I fuck you? Because you let me, that’s why. You’re a means to an end, that’s it. As for being better? Don't kid yourself. You’ve seen Camille. Do you honestly think you’re anywhere close to being in her league? She’s a knockout, and you’re gutter trash with a decent pussy. That’s it. I mean, I can sit here and bounce you on my cock while insulting you to hell and back, because you won’t stop me. Nobody has dick swinging game like I do.”

He grasped her throat when she went to protest, his eyes darkening, chuckling to himself. “You’re a whore, that’s your job, so shut up and do your job.” She did, and it fed his ego beautifully, EZ getting off on the fact he had complete control over her, his hand grasping her throat tighter, pulling her down so she was level with his face. “And if you ever dare tell her, I’ll make you sorry. You’ll only be sorry once, too.”  

Dina gulped, knowing the connotations very, very clearly. He was president of an MC, after all. He could make her disappear with minimal effort. She felt sick at the way he smiled at her all the way through, frightened by him truly for the first time, of what he could do to her, what he would do to her. As soon as he was finished, she was off him and out of there before he’d even had chance to pull the condom off.  

He could have dictated she didn’t get to leave, but he was bored of her by that point. He’d only needed something warm and convenient to blow his load in, his preferred source of that working until late at the salon and then going out with her mom. He had his own affairs to iron out that evening, him and the guys riding out to deal with some further shit thrown at the by the Sons. Meanwhile, Camille was having a lovely time with her mom.

“So, Candie called me this morning, and I don’t know how abreast you are of the situation, but her professors have all stated she’s on track for her PhD once she’s finished her bachelors. How amazing is that?” Marge revealed with pride, her eldest’s eyes widening.

“She was always the smartest, and I’m so thrilled for her. I really am,” Camille enthused, Marge reaching for her hand with a little frown.

“Hey, now listen,” she began, a gentle hand touched to her cheek. “All three of my kids are smart, you hear? Candiace is the academic, you’re the business brains in money making, and Cody is anything relating to tech. I won’t hear you put yourself behind her, just because you chose a different path. Not on my watch, Camille Teresa Smith.”  

She nodded, but still, her inferiority to her younger sister shone through. “Yeah, but Candie is doing it in the way that makes you and daddy proud. I can’t imagine my route has filled you with quite so much of the same.”  

Marge’s frown deepened. “You stop that right now. True, daddy and I were a little concerned when you began dancing at the club, but I’ll tell you this, my girl. You walk out of that place some nights when the going is good with over a thousand dollars in your back pocket, and for what? Giving a few guys a fantasy, a bit of a tease. You hold the power, and that shows you’re smart.  

“So, you flash ‘em a little T and A, so what? It isn’t forever, you have your dream and you’re working towards that. Also, how many other twenty-five-year-olds out there drive such a gorgeous car and only have twenty years left on their mortgage, huh? Pretty soon, you’ll have your salon as well, then your chain, and you’ll be doing all you’ve ever dreamed of.”

Her mom always had a way with her words, to reassure her when Camille felt a little less than. Marge had seen it in her always, though, the way she automatically felt inferior to others, having issues with her confidence. “Speaking of the club, I have to ask. What does the boyfriend think about you working there? Some guys, they can be a little... unenthusiastic, shall we say.”  

“Well, since that’s where he met me, he’s always known what I do for an extra income and been fine with it,” she began, sipping her drink. “We had a, ah... a heated exchange about it once, but that was more because he was upset that I’d decided to go in on a day I’d booked off to spend with him in order to help Martin out.”  

Sharp as she was, Marge detected it, a tiny little play on her daughter’s face that revealed a lot more than her words did. Whatever that heated exchange had consisted of, it had stayed with her. She knew Camille wasn’t a fighter, though, and hated conflict of any kind, so put it to the back of her mind. For then, at least.  

They’d just finished their desserts when Marge suddenly saw her daughter’s face light up, feeling a presence behind her.

“And how are the most gorgeous women in Santo Padre this evening?” EZ questioned with his usual charm, Marge turning with a smile, making the effort. There was still something she felt from that was off, but she knew she had to be friendly for Camille’s sake.

“If I see them, I’ll ask,” she quipped, welcoming him with a little hug, returning his cheek kiss. “How are you?”  

“Tired. I did plan on going home and getting an early night, but I saw Camille’s car outside and quickly remembered the name of the restaurant she said you guys would be at as I was on my way back, so thought I’d show my face.” Sitting down, he greeted Camille with a kiss, stopping a passing waitress and ordering a round of drinks with her. They eventually moved into the bar area when the restaurant needed the table back, all the while with Camille ignoring her persistently ringing phone, not wanting to be rude.  

“Might be important,” her mom nodded, when it rang for the sixth time.  

Camille still looked bad as she pulled it from her bag, polite to a fault as she was. “It’s Martin. I won’t be long.”  

Marge noticed right away, the change in EZ’s demeanour, his chest widening as it stiffened, watching his girlfriend intently.

“Really? God, that much for just a lap dance? And that’s all I have to do, no schmoozing with the party or anything?” Continuing to listen, she nodded, excusing herself to Martin when EZ pressed a hand to her shoulder.  

“What does he want?”  

“Erm, I’m...”

“Camille? We’ve talked about this before, that guy thinking he can call you up at the last minute and make you drop your plans.” Instantly, Marge saw it, her eyes darting between them. Fear.  

“Martin, I’ll call you back.” she hung up quickly, turning to her boyfriend, taking his hand. “There’s a party in tonight, and one of the guys is a regular, a wealthy one too, asking for me specifically. Marting explained that it was my night off, but he’s adamant that he wants me. He’s offering me five hundred for a private dance. I’ll be in and out of there, so it seems like too much of a good offer to pass up on. Mom, do you mind?”

Marge shook her head. “Not at all, chickadee. Five hundred bucks is five hundred bucks. You’d be a fool to turn down that kind of quick cash.”  

“I mind,” EZ began, his words delivered emphatically. “You can’t just go running when he whistles for you, Camille. You need to set some boundaries on your free time.”  

“But baby, it’ll only be a short time,” she reasoned, EZ not looking pleased at what her stance was appearing to be.

“I had hoped you’d come back to mine tonight.”  

Marge sat back and viewed it, thinking that the guy who had the problem here wasn’t Martin at all. Camille needed to excuse herself to one person. Her. The person she was out with. EZ had only popped by because he’d happened to be passing.  

“Well, I still can. After I’ve called in at the club,” she spoke fairly, trying hard to placate him. “Don’t be mad at me, baby. Hey, come on. Remember what you’ve been discussing with Ramona.”

His glare made Marge stiffen, her body on high alert. “Do not mention that in front of your mother. Don’t, Camille.”  

“Hey, EZ,” she interjected with, wanting to de-escalate the situation. “I don’t know who Ramona is, or what you’ve been discussing with her, but what I do know is that I won’t sit here idly while you’re being so sharp with my daughter. Now, the only person she needs to excuse herself to is me, since I’m the one she had the plans with, plans that we are more or less at the end of now. She can still go over to your place afterwards, so I fail to see why you’re getting pressed about her taking a few minutes out of her evening to go and earn herself a tidy little wedge of cash.”  

That dark glare was then directed right at her. “Stay out of it.”

“No.”  

He raised his eyebrows. “You really, really should, you know.”  

“EZ, freakin’ cool it!” Camille exclaimed, rubbing his arm. “Don’t talk to my mom like that!”

Marge merely leaned forward in her seat. “Is that a threat? I don’t threaten well.”

He gathered himself then, realising the control he craved was slipping. “I apologise, Marge. I just have your daughter’s best interests at heart, but perhaps I overreacted.” He nodded, turning to Camille with a smile. “Go tell him you’ll be there. I can wait a little longer for you to get to my place, it isn’t a big deal. I’m sorry if I made it out to be.”  

She excused herself to go outside and call Martin, the restaurant loudening as a birthday cake was brought out, the huge group of people beginning to sing to the woman sitting with her hands over her face. As soon as Camille was gone, Marge eyed EZ sharply.  

“I appreciate the apology, but what I do not appreciate is you trying to control my daughter like that. She mentioned earlier to me that you’d gotten upset in the past about her being called in at short notice. I don’t understand why you consider that to be a problem. It doesn’t affect you at all,” she stated, not prepared to leave things where they were.  

Marge Smith never let it go, if someone was hostile with her for no reason. Even if they had a reason, she still defended herself if she knew she wasn’t the one in the wrong. In this case, she was defending her daughter, too.  

He paused for a few seconds, feeling the dark wave within him rising. To his credit, he actually did try and supress it. Not hard enough, though. “My reasons are my reasons. Now, I advised you before to stay out of it. That’s what you need to do here.”

She leaned forward in her chair, her blue eyes staring at him unflinchingly. “Or what? You know when I said I don’t threaten well? I don’t scare easily either. Don’t think you can frighten me into submission like you probably do with my daughter.” A little twitch of his eyebrows gave it away. “Oh yes, that’s right. I’m perceptive. I know control when I see it.”

“You don’t know shit. Back down. And believe me, I should frighten you.” His anger was only inflated more by Marge’s entertainment, laughing softly, completely unshaken.  

“Ezekiel, have you ever heard of the Beneventi crime family?” she put to him, her smile widening.

“Of course, I have.”

“Good. It’ll spare me a long explanation, then, as I know Camille won’t have told you, we don’t advertise it. My father, Vincenzo Randazzo, was underboss for that family. You might have heard of him, then again you might not unless you’re a mafia geek. Anyway, I digress. Tragically, I lost him to that world, it’s the reason why I moved out here, to get away from it all after what we think was his murder. Of course, we’ll never know. Mob hits don’t tend to be publicised. All I know is that one day my dad was there, and then he wasn’t. So yeah, I grew up in that life, and believe me, I know scary.  

“Those guys, they’re the real deal, shoot-you-as-soon-as-look-at-you types of mean, cold, Italian American gangsters. You? You’re a thug with a Harley, a semi-automatic on your hip and a real fucking big chip on your shoulder about showing everyone who the boss is. You ain’t no boss, son, if you think trying to control a naïve twenty-five-year-old with a soft heart is how you go about flexing that authority. And threatening me because I stood up for her? Please. Don’t make me laugh.”

He reciprocated her lean, nearing her, his face twisting into a smirk. “You have no idea who you’re dealing with, Marge.”

“Incorrect,” she spat quietly, never blinking, never flinching, reaching into her purse beneath the table. “I know exactly who you are, Ezekiel. But you? You have no idea who I am. Wanna know who I am?”  

He scoffed, the gold in his eyes seeming to burn red. “Tell me, other than a bored housewife with a flimsy link to a crime family she ran away from.” That’s the moment he felt the unmistakable press of a gun against his knee.  

“My surname might be Smith now, but buster, I’m Marjorie Randazzo to my very bones, and if you so much as harm a single hair on my daughter’s head, I will find you, and I will finish you. Don’t think I won’t serve serious time for any of my kids, because that’s the kind of mother I am. I’m also my father’s daughter, and you? You’d do very well to remember that.”  

EZ saw it in her eyes, the fact that she had his number, and no, she truly wasn’t afraid. This was somebody he could not control, but Camille? She was different. He was out of his seat without further word, heading outside, making a turning motion with his finger when he saw Camille coming back in.

“EZ, what’s wrong?” He was all agitated vexation; she could see it clearly in the way his jaw muscles flexed and tightened.  

“Your mother just threatened me. I don’t fucking take kindly to anyone poking their nose in my relationship with you, or holding a gun to my knee beneath the table. Go do what you have to do, and I’ll see you back at my place. And tell your mom to keep her goddamned opinions out of our relationship. I fucking apologised, I did right, and she pulls that shit?” Reaching for his face, he wiped a trail of blood from his nose, grumbling to himself. Another stress nosebleed.  

“She what?” Camille yelled, trying to halt him. She knew her mother carried a firearm with her at times, especially in instances like that night where she’d be driving home alone, but honestly, she hadn’t expected her to pull something like that. “EZ, wait.”

“Just go and do what you have to do Camille!” he roared, jogging over to his bike, looking a little shaky on his feet. Just then, her attention was distracted by her mom coming out, her eyes wide and pissed off.  

“That man, Camie? That’s a bad, bad man. I see it in him, and I’m telling you, get away from him now, while you still can.”  

That wasn’t what she did, though. She couldn’t, after turning back to see him suddenly fall to the floor, shaking violently.  

“Oh my god!” She ran as fast as her boots would take her, across the road, dropping to her knees by his side, the horror of seeing him in a full-blown seizure making an Antarctic chill rip right through her. “Mommy! Help me! Call an ambulance!” she screamed, having no clue what to do, stroking his head, remembering somewhere from something that those under the duress of a seizure ran the risk of swallowing their tongue, just about able to turn him onto his side as her mom arrived with her, gently stuffing her jacket under his head while she gave the 911 operator their location.  

“I don’t know if he has epilepsy, but he’s on his side and I just put my jacket under his head,” Marge spoke, looking to Camille.

“He doesn’t, no,” she confirmed, turning back to him. “It’s okay, baby. I’m here, it’s alright.”  

But it wasn’t alright. Before the night was out, they’d all find out just how far from alright it was, too.  

[prince-steele]

Saw these tags you left:

And then these doodles happened:

*Friendship beam*

(Buggy is based on your icon btw)

BRO????? OH MY GOD ??? THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER 😭😭😭 I've just been sitting here staring at it and laughing for like 5 minutes holy moly, I can't believe how good this is

I'm going absolutely wild dude, i love the little buggey creature u made for me??? GWHH??? IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME FR WTF!!!! friendship beam of 1 million kilowatts thank u so so much dude

[rakishhellion]

hi!! advice for tumblr etiquette: there practically is none. with a few exceptions do what you want. like on insta if you like someone's post from a year ago you're a stalker but there are posts on tumblr that are still endlessly circling from 2011. tags are only ever used accurately on the original post. even then it doesn't happen much. tags are for writing random shit you want to say without getting reblogged into oblivion. follow whoever. block whoever. you don't have to prove that someone is problematic or "cancelled" to block them. if you're sick of seeing ninja turtles on your dash you can just block. also this isn't tiktok where everything is sterilised into hell. you can say kill. you can say fuck. also it's still an issue in some places but generally queer culture is a hell of a lot less sterilised here than elsewhere. people tend to be more mature about discourse compared to other apps and sites but that's not saying much. there is the odd terf but this is the transgender webbed site so we bully them. also block them don't bother arguing they're stubborn and will just drain you. goncharov is a real film. do not go on the "radqueer" tag it's not what you're hoping it is trust me. every single person I have ever heard IN MY LIFE say that queer is a slur has been a terf. if someone says queer is a slur, they are a terf. "queer is a slur" is a terf dogwhistle /srs. don't bother looking into any point they have. it's all just to lure you in. block block block. terfs are pretty rare but when you find them in the wild oh my god they are insufferable. mutuals are your best friends. you do not need to speak to them. don't use post+. ko-fi links however are fine. don't have a blank blog or default pfp. if you have a blank blog or default pfp people will assume you are a bot and block are report you. oh and another thing, the sexy girlbots haven't been too bad these past couple of weeks for me but generally the only thing sexy about them is their bio and pfp. don't report them for sexually explicit content. tumblr won't do shit. report them for spam. there are a lot of inside jokes. but not like the twitter ones where they come and go in 2 week phases based on recent popular posts. these are years old inside jokes that we beat into the ground. also you don't have to explain why you're posting or what kind of post it is. we don't post for views and likes here. you can literally post kfjd rjhwhrb fhtfk? and that is normal here. literally do what you want. twitter is like 1984 big brother type shit compared to here. also no one cares how many notes or followers you have. we are blogging for no reason other than blogging. the check marks aren't like the twitter ones where you pay a greedy billionaire. they're 7.99 instead of 8 literally just to make fun of Elon and you get 2 for 1. this website isn't run by some embarrassingly stupid greedy hundred-billionaire. it's on its last legs. basically having check marks on twitter will get my fist rapidly approaching your face but check marks on tumblr are like. yeah whatever. also the crabs

omg thx, pretty comprehensive list, also i was aware of the whole queer is a slur bs but i didnt know terfs were using it as a dogwhistle wtf

also i know about the about the the i like your shoelaces thingy yeah im so smart

[burgiethewriter]

Asks for a Fic Writer! 🔆

Tumblr really didn't want to show me this, the fiend, but I was tagged by @randomsquirrel (thank you!)

How many works do you have on ao3?

Oh only about 1,365 (6 if I remember to post another tonight)

2. What's your total ao3 wordcount?

2,676,845 I am very mentally well thank you for asking

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Whatever ones the brainworms are currently wiggling in. So currently it's ffxiv and ffxvi and a little dash of sso

4. what are your top five fics by kudos?

Breakfast NSFW Stranger Things steddie. Which is actually the sequel to the second most kudosed one but I guess we're all sluts for domesticity.

Monster in the Bed more NSFW Stranger Things steddie. The lines of kudos emails I got from those two were fantastic.

Sunny-weather Snuggles and now for something COMPLETELY different, SFW mlp appledash. I used to have this little tradition, I suppose, of starting a new '30 day otp challenge' for every ship I liked. Don't think I ever finished one though.

Garden Party which is another SFW mlp fic but this time rarijack (I love their dynamic).

Odd Tattoo NSFW wtnv cecilos, god knows why I gave it the mature rating. I actually had this on ff.net initially, it's THAT old. But wtnv is just that popular I guess (for good reason! Night Vale my beloved).

5. do you respond to comments?

I do now after sitting there making flustered noises for a good ten minutes.

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Funny thing about me, I never remember my fics. Ever. Legit I surprised myself one day discovering a stash of estimeric fics that I just. Don't remember writing. I feel like there was one though. It could be Frozen Wasteland SFW ffxiv which is about the bloody banquet at the end of arr which. Yeah. The saddest part is that I never went anywhere with it because then I started sb and met Lyse and um. Yeah.

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Starlight Kittens sfw ffxiv Lyseka I think. There are probably happier endings but that's the one that immediately springs to mind.

8. do you get hate on fics?

Sometimes there are weird 'this is so cringe wtf' comments but hey it's not my fault if they don't embrace the cringe.

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

I was called sin mother for a time for a REASON okay. All kinds, vanilla, kink, monster, you name it. Very much into a/b/o and monsterfucking but I keep overthinking it and that kills the mood so fast.

10. do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?

[hides the ffxiv/ffxvi one under the bed] I mean yeah. Craziest one was probablyyyyy the Gotham x SSO one. I can't remember what happened but I remember the crossover.

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge but it's not like I go looking. Wouldn't surprise me if someone had stolen an sso one though, some of those kids man...

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

Again not to my knowledge but I also know that ffxvi is very popular in other languages so honestly I'm waiting for it.

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

I swear to god I have but I can't find it (unless Jack posted it??? It was years ago though) but I suppose the Wild West AU also counts? Green-eyed Drake's Revenge was the last one (god I miss that era so fucking much I met some of the best people but also the worst but I just really loved being a part of such a big project).

14. what's your all-time favourite ship?

The answer probably would've been easier before I played ffxvi but uhhhh yeah it's Terence/Dion from FFXVI. Which you wouldn't know from my fics for that fandom (I keep getting distracted by other ships) but like. Canon gays. Hello. How can I resist. Ship that makes me go 'eeee' and then think about for a while after I see it.

15. what's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Haha what unfinished WIPs I don't have those scattered everywhere. I would like to actually finish Frozen Wasteland (linked above) someday but there's also a phoenixflareknight fic that I'm slowly pecking away at but it has no real plot or anything so I don't think I'll finish that. And the aforementioned ffxiv/ffxvi crossover.

16. what are your writing strengths?

Making anything look good, baby. Or so I've been told. Sheer determination? Dialogue maybe?

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

"And where is all of this action taking place?" Shrug emoji. Descriptions.

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I think it's fine as long as there's a translation somewhere.

19. first fandom you wrote for?

Sonic. I don't think I published any of them though. It's probably better that way.

20. favourite fic you've written?

There are a few that spring to mind but I associate them with an ex-friend so ew but Lost and Found is the ffxiv/ffxvi crossover fic I do have published where I put my character and her sister and the arr-era Scions into the world of ffxvi. I love it and wish it got more attention but maybe the time's just not right yet, idk.

I tag @tiredassmage @trusted-friend-ffxiv and @sso-eden-dawnvalley

[thecleverqueer]

Random thoughts during The Mandalorian S3:E1 “The Apostate”

*******WARNING: SPOILERS*******

Last chance. Turn back now. No? You good!? You okay!? You sure!? Okay, then let’s get into this:

*Bo-Katan was right. They are absolutely a cult.

*Holy shit! TF with the giant ass crock in the river?!

*Um. If a massive reptile like that surfaced while I was in the middle of my weird cult baptism, I’d consider that a sign from whatever god or ancestors I worshipped that this shit just isn’t for me.

*Din coming in clutch for his cult.

*Crock guts all over the beach! Yes!

*So… Din and the Armorer are having EXACTLY THE SAME conversation that they had in The Book of Boba Fett… again. Because, oops! We did two whole ass episodes of the Mandalorian (which ironically had no Boba Fett despite him being the titular character) because we felt like the name “Boba Fett” couldn’t hold its own weight in fandom, and now folks are going to be lost and confused. Good work!

*Hmm… space whales… Wasn’t I JUST TALKING ABOUT SPACE WHALES!?!

*Is Din asleep at the wheel? He looks like he’s asleep at the wheel. Is it okay to sleep through hyperspace? Come on, Din.

*Wow. Nevarro has been glammed up!

*We have a tree full of Salacious Crumbs….

*Ooo! We have a street band!?! Holy shit! It’s like Mediterranean Europe!

*Greef Karga is dressed to the nines, and he has TWO droids pulling his train. Jeeze, bruh! Class. Nice touch. Carl killing it!

*Greef: I thought you had completely your mission, but you’re still running around here with the same critter.

Din: It’s complicated.*

TRANSLATION: I met a “Jedi” named Ahsoka Tano that freaked out because Grogu had formed an attachment to me, and she refused to have anything to do with his training. She sent me on a wild goose chase across the galaxy to a mountain top in the middle of nowhere so that Grogu may reach out to other Jedi that may take on the task that she was unwilling to do. The kid was kidnapped by the remnants of the Empire, so I amassed a rag-tag team of bad ass lesbians plus Boba Fett to help me rescue him. It nearly went bad, but another Jedi named Luke Skywalker came, rescued us and took Grogu to some unknown forest planet. I went to see Grogu on that planet with Luke, and damn it if Ahsoka Tano wasn’t there… convincing Luke that training Grogu was a bad idea, so Grogu came back to me. Now here we are.

Yeah. That is complicated….. good job making that shit simple.

*Is that a bowl of strawberry Skittles on Greef Karga’s desk? Those look like Skittles. Skittles are now canon. Space whales and skittles… but no gays (scratch that: Gilroy gave us two gays because he’s got balls).

*Wild theory, but hear me out: Greef arguing with these pirates at the doorstep of the school are currently harboring the kids that are going to show up in “The Skeleton Crew”. Jude Law is in there right now lecturing them about something mildly relevant, but he’s not going to be revealed here. The pirates are going to chase Law and the kids out of town because of this interaction right here, and they’re going to get lost when they veer off the trade route somehow (probably via those stinking purrgil). This is the Mandalorian tie-in. Wait for it.

*Oop! Cara Dune mentioned. RIP… your actress was an idiot.

*He, uh, slick passed Grogu like a basket ball just now. WTF? That’s a baby!

*Ahhhh!!!!!

The Babu Frik species!!!!

HEY HEYYYYY!!!!

*Din (when Grogu starts grabbing at the Babu Frik dude): He’s young.

Bitch, he’s like, 50. WTF!?! He should absolutely know better than to snatch up another sentient being like that. Train your child better, my man!

*Oh Din, don’t teach Grogu to fly. He still poops his pants. This is the real reason Ahsoka noped out of his training. Grogu is still in pampers, and Ahsoka is a 45-year-old auntie that just wants stir unnecessary shit in the galaxy after sleeping for 8 hours a night.

*Woo!!! Space battle!!!!

*Din: (during said space battle) SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

Grogu: *chuckling*

*WTF was that fern pirate guy even!?! Oh my god. He was totally a house fern; a walking, talking, sentient, humanoid house fern. That was your inspiration!?

*Holy Shit!! Bo’s ancestral castle! Yum! It’s got concrete walls, House Kryze banners, an ocean view, greenery, fancy statues and a throne. Yes, Bo! Yes!

*Oh no… Bo is brooding on her throne.

*Hmm. Oddly, she doesn’t have her throne blanket in this scene… which absolutely leads me to believe that she becomes so insufferable later in this season that her wife (I can’t tell you if it’s Koska or Ahsoka, but it’s one of them) kicks her out of the bedroom.

*Good to see that despite what appears to be a pretty nasty depressive episode Bo-Katan is in the midst of, she still a seething bitch. That’s my girl!

*I feel like not giving Bo-Katan some sort of comfort animal for her to stroke while she sat sodding on her throne was a missed opportunity (maybe one of those weird dog creatures that were eating the Mantell mix on Shili in TOTJ would have been cool). Opportunity missed, man.

*Mmm… her hatred… I feel her disdain for Din. Damn. She’s tempering her more violent tendencies though, so this gives me hope that she will indeed survive this season.

*Someone call Ahsoka…. Ahsoka has this way of making brains release serotonin and oxytocin with her presence. Have her fix Bo-Katan!

Final thoughts:

Hmm. Visually, it was beautifully done. Nice sound track. Clearly talented director. The writing was kind of hokey (which, I blame Andor for the fact that I even noticed… as Star Wars was always hokey until Tony Gilroy showed up), but it wasn’t absolutely terrible. I love Pedro Pascal. That goes without saying. Katee Sackhoff did a great job delivering Bo, but she’s done it for so long, I feel like she IS Bo. Still worried for my girl, but not nearly as much as before. Not a bad episode. I’m for it. Good. Good.

[deathbyotpin123]

Tagged by lovely @lalaurelia on my main but I don't use that one anymore so decided to play here.

Last song: The Killers - Exitlude. I'm revisiting some old songs I got on my PC.

Currently watching: Taking a bit of a break from watching TV shows. The last thing I watched was the "In and out" movie and the first 15 or so minutes of "Three men and a little lady" that was playing on TV. Tom Selleck hits different in my 30s like wtf the man was hot. I want one like that.

Currently reading: "Interview with a vampire". This book is wild. I was not prepared. Lestat is such an abusive piece of shit, oh my god. I like the lore behind the vampires so far. Only halfway through but I cheated and leafed through the rest, caught a glimpse of some more animalistic vampires. Might read the whole series eventually.

Current obsession: Playing World of Warcraft again, on a TBC server. It's fun to have some group activities with random people couple of times a week, even if it's just online.

Tagging, if you feel like it, @ihni, @dandydevildog. :D

[direwombat]

oc aesthetics: voidpunk edition

tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton to do these vibes.

tagging: @natesofrellis​, @thomrainer​, @harmonyowl​, @funkypoacher​, @confidentandgood​, @strafethesesinners​​, @adelaidedrubman​​, @aceghosts​​, @schoute​​, @poeti-kat​​, @jacrispea​​, and anyone else wanting to do some vibes for their kids!

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL: Wears brighter colors than most of the other options, Has way too many eyes, Kind and Friendly but a little Aloof, Obsessed with vaguely religious imagery even if they’re not actually religious, Freckles covering their shoulders and arms, Artist Vibes, Chaotic Good, Unassuming but always Underestimated, Definitely the type of kid to close their eyes on a swing set and pretend they’re flying, Just really liked Good Omens tbh, Book lover, Loves the feeling of sunlight

OLD FOREST GOD: Definitely listens to Hozier, Extremely cheap when it comes to money, Probably owns a lot of denim, Just wants to get lost in the woods as an escape from modern capitalism, Foggy Mountains, Lanterns glowing in the fog of dusk, Binges Lotr & The Hobbit whenever they feel sad, Loves watching the sunrise, Says weirdly cryptic but incredibly wise shit all the time, Gives really good advice, Just wants to lie down in a patch of moss and decay, Not really bothered by death honestly, Has worn this same sweater for the past 3 days

OBJECT HEAD: Old-School or Vintage Aesthetic, Extremely specific Special Interests, Probably waxes poetically to themself every night, Galaxy Print everything, Probably owns way too many jackets, Wise beyond their years, Excellent sense of humor, Probably really into embroidery or knitting, Theatre kid, Just really tired tbh, Would probably punch god right now, So stressed they’re actually calm, Keeps way too many journals and diaries, Terrible memory for basic tasks, Needs a lot of physical pressure to feel comfortable or sleep

ROBOT: Intentionally tacky fashion sense, Patterned Button-ups for Days, Their wardrobe looks like the floor of an 80s arcade, Cold Hands, Very poor social skills, Feels feelings in their own unique way that nobody understands, Hates when people pity them, Rarely ever understands jokes and honestly doesn’t want to, Is actually doing pretty well with online learning tbh, Tech savvy, Probably had a Goth phase in Middle or High School, Loves to keep collections of really hyper specific things, Excellent memory

CRYPTID: Can recite both the entire X-Files and Gravity Falls theme songs, Has fully embraced the term “feral”, Likes to visit animal shelters and play with the puppies and kittens a lot, Just wants fangs man, Obsessed with Mythology, Honestly wouldn’t really mind being feared by some, Really morbid interests, Definitely liked crawling up onto the roof as a kid, Wanderer, Likes to explore a lot, Talk to the moon when they need to vent, Likes nesting in blankets and pillows

ALIEN: Obsessed with Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane Madej Vibes, That holographic material that’s silver and shines rainbow is their peak aesthetic, Acts like they’re studying humans even though they’re a part of the same species (or are they???), Obsessed with space, Feral Scientist vibes, Just really wants to learn everything they can, Owns way too much NASA Merch, Pastel Shades, Can still recite their childhood lullabies word-for-word, Philosophy Nerd

VAGUELY HUMANOID SHAPED: Quiet Kid who’s always underestimated, Gave up on the perception of self 12 years ago, Maladaptive Daydreamer, Listens to older styles of Music, Goes all-out for Halloween, Has a lot of dysphoria, Craves Human Contact so much dude, Hates online learning with a fiery passion, Obsessed with the Magnus Archives, A Crybaby but in a good way, Loves taking things apart and putting them back together again, Gifted Kid Burnout™, Obsessively researched and infodumps about their special interest(s), Has very few friends unfortunately, Always sits in the very back of class

OH GOD WTF IS THAT: Wild Overly-Saturated Colors, Gets personally offended if they ever fit in with the majority, Likes being weird and fully embraces it, Probably had that phase where they were really interested in studying Serial Killers for some reason, Definitely a Chaotic Neutral, Visual Stims a lot, Unintentionally ends up staring at people because they’re zoning out, Buries their issues under a thick blanket of memes and funky music, Vents their emotions through their art or writing or whatever artform they choose 

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL: Wears brighter colors than most of the other options, Has way too many eyes, Kind and Friendly but a little Aloof, Obsessed with vaguely religious imagery even if they’re not actually religious, Freckles covering their shoulders and arms, Artist Vibes, Chaotic Good, Unassuming but always Underestimated, Definitely the type of kid to close their eyes on a swing set and pretend they’re flying, Just really liked Good Omens tbh, Book lover, Loves the feeling of sunlight

OLD FOREST GOD: Definitely listens to Hozier, Extremely cheap when it comes to money, Probably owns a lot of denim, Just wants to get lost in the woods as an escape from modern capitalism, Foggy Mountains, Lanterns glowing in the fog of dusk, Binges Lotr & The Hobbit whenever they feel sad, Loves watching the sunrise, Says weirdly cryptic but incredibly wise shit all the time, Gives really good advice, Just wants to lie down in a patch of moss and decay, Not really bothered by death honestly, Has worn this same sweater for the past 3 days

OBJECT HEAD: Old-School or Vintage Aesthetic, Extremely specific Special Interests, Probably waxes poetically to themself every night, Galaxy Print everything, Probably owns way too many jackets, Wise beyond their years, Excellent sense of humor, Probably really into embroidery or knitting, Theatre kid, Just really tired tbh, Would probably punch god right now, So stressed they’re actually calm, Keeps way too many journals and diaries, Terrible memory for basic tasks, Needs a lot of physical pressure to feel comfortable or sleep

ROBOT: Intentionally tacky fashion sense, Patterned Button-ups for Days, Their wardrobe looks like the floor of an 80s arcade, Cold Hands, Very poor social skills, Feels feelings in their own unique way that nobody understands, Hates when people pity them, Rarely ever understands jokes and honestly doesn’t want to, Is actually doing pretty well with online learning tbh, Tech savvy, Probably had a Goth phase in Middle or High School, Loves to keep collections of really hyper specific things, Excellent memory

CRYPTID: Can recite both the entire X-Files and Gravity Falls theme songs, Has fully embraced the term “feral”, Likes to visit animal shelters and play with the puppies and kittens a lot, Just wants fangs man, Obsessed with Mythology, Honestly wouldn’t really mind being feared by some, Really morbid interests, Definitely liked crawling up onto the roof as a kid, Wanderer, Likes to explore a lot, Talk to the moon when they need to vent, Likes nesting in blankets and pillows

ALIEN: Obsessed with Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane Madej Vibes, That holographic material that’s silver and shines rainbow is their peak aesthetic, Acts like they’re studying humans even though they’re a part of the same species (or are they???), Obsessed with space, Feral Scientist vibes, Just really wants to learn everything they can, Owns way too much NASA Merch, Pastel Shades, Can still recite their childhood lullabies word-for-word, Philosophy Nerd

VAGUELY HUMANOID SHAPED: Quiet Kid who’s always underestimated, Gave up on the perception of self 12 years ago, Maladaptive Daydreamer, Listens to older styles of Music, Goes all-out for Halloween, Has a lot of dysphoria, Craves Human Contact so much dude, Hates online learning with a fiery passion, Obsessed with the Magnus Archives, A Crybaby but in a good way, Loves taking things apart and putting them back together again, Gifted Kid Burnout™, Obsessively researched and infodumps about their special interest(s), Has very few friends unfortunately, Always sits in the very back of class

OH GOD WTF IS THAT: Wild Overly-Saturated Colors, Gets personally offended if they ever fit in with the majority, Likes being weird and fully embraces it, Probably had that phase where they were really interested in studying Serial Killers for some reason, Definitely a Chaotic Neutral, Visual Stims a lot, Unintentionally ends up staring at people because they’re zoning out, Buries their issues under a thick blanket of memes and funky music, Vents their emotions through their art or writing or whatever artform they choose  

[krispytalerebel]

sometimes i forget how different social media platforms are from one another but those teen wolf polls keep poping up on my youtube (cause i keep answering them but thats irrelevant) and theres this one thats voting for the best teen wolf relationship and the comments are all "stiles and lydia best romantic relationship, styles and scott best platonic relationship" and my brain just stopped working for a second. i havent heard either of those takes for so long i forgot they existed. is StylesXLydia even a legally allowed tag on ao3? i swear to god theres more fics tagged with Scott is a bad friend than STYLES X LYDIA??? my honest to god first thought was but hes gay wtf are you talking about? wild how people who consume tv shows using canon material and not fanfics exist