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#god that'd be funny as fuck
essektheylyss · 4 months
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I want to know where Athesias Uludan is. He is the only good-aligned member of the Assembly. He was boxed out of the Academy because the rest of the Assembly didn't trust him not to run his mouth. Is he dead. Is he in hiding in Nicodranas. Do the Nein know where two Cerberus Assembly archmages are but were well aware that one of them knows dogshit?
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jo-gakky · 1 year
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OMG MORE DOODLES?! FROM ME?!? OF MY OP AU?!?! unbelievable- this is mostly me making plot doodles and concept art- so um non-canon? at least yet?
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idk if you can tell that i REALLY like angry Buggy <333 silly coward man being angry?? yum <33
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mallevsmaleficarum · 5 months
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alright, since all important faculty members are evil, maybe augefort is the bbeg for senior year
#in the sense that-#lmao can you imagine#but if I say it now and on the off chance its correct that'd be funny#because really what was the deal with grix anyways?#and why does he collect evil doers and powerful cursed objects if not to do some fucked up wizard shit#fucked up wizard shit is what wizards DO#like he's morally neutral at best anyways you're telling me the bad kids aren't gonna have to stop some plan he put into action?#even accidentally- which has kind of already happened#it would be so sick and scary to see arthur augefort act with REAL malicious intention#he was indirectly responsible for every near calamity that has happened thus far....wait... unless????#how did jace and porter get hired in the first place?#i'm lowkey convincing myself now#I don't even think I want to be right but here we are#like the town of elmville is wildly different from the rest of spyre- why is that really?#he has the entire town protected by the school through a series of complex rituals with specific conditions- that somehow keep being met#idk if you told me it was some experiment or some long con at this point-#the only thing is I genuinely don't know what his motivation would be- thats what makes this so unlikely#if augefort was secretly the god of chaos maybe; or wanted to be- but I do think he could be a god already if he wanted to be#he's already powerful enough#my guy seems to genuinely enjoy creating chaos and exploring chronomancy and teaching children violence#so I think he's content the way things are#but hey#you never know#fantasy high#inner monologue of stupid#fantasy high junior year spoilers
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whaledocboi · 1 year
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just a bit of banter
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i listened to teenagers by mcr in the morning and this immediately popped into my head, i thought it'd be really funny
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sillyfudgemonkeys · 6 months
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Me, at my coworker: I finished both Kyoshi novels. Coworker: Uh oh. How you holding up? Me: I thinking about walking into traffic
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todayisafridaynight · 2 years
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i made refs for myself solely for color picking and so i remember how i draw daigo’s pants and im too busy cackling at daigo In General when put in between these two
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Been rotating college au swiftli around in my head lately ngl
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monty-glasses-roxy · 11 months
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Been thinking about Meteors Pizzaplex Lore... I have further developed the idea of a Pizzaplex Mangle and how Barney the Pirate Wood Duck fits in... And at some point I was like "hey where'd Foxy go?"
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angeltism · 5 months
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talking about house md with alfred is so funny bc i really just Forget certain things happened despite how utterly ridiculous they are
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gothamcityneedsme · 7 months
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i would accept the joker if like, the brainiac brainwashing unlocked the joker locked in batman's mind though. a jokerfied batman is right there. then you don't even have to kill him. that'd be a blast.
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euclydya · 1 year
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everything is fuck everybody suck [<= can't sleep. The wires.]
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dorkylittleweirdo · 2 years
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Painted my nails for the first time in years and sparkly pink is honestly such a contrast from the black I used to paint them lmao
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cupuasu · 1 year
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i rmr when i was in middle school one of our teachers was playing around with us in the "would you" game. he asked the girls how much would we charge a customer if we were prostitutes. everyone was like idk a billion dollars blah blah blah and i went nah that's too expensive i'd charge around a thousand. and this bitch that was a bully went nobody would have sex with you even if it was free
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torchstelechos · 21 days
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One of these days I need to see one of those big Vtubers play fear and hunger, I just know it would either do numbers or tank their career and that would be SO FUNNY TO ME PERSONALLY
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piplupod · 1 month
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girl help i befriended the employee instead of the fellow patrons yet again. girl help i befriended the person who is in a position of authority rather than my peers. girl help i am too immature and stupid to be equals with the people i manage to befriend but too mature and intelligent to be equals with the people i am supposed to befriend. girl help i am a square peg in every situation and i am rather tired of shaving off my corners to fit in !!!!!!
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obessivedork · 7 months
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asdfghjkl Maxson really says "I'll overlook the lapse of judgement in not coming to us to build that teleporter of yours" 😭😂😭😂 Bitch I retract any guilt about betraying you guys because that is SO HYSTERICALLY STUPID! I'm a complete unknown and you have only Danse's word that I'm worthy to be part of your cause! I know it's a game mechanic so I can still do their quests but I expected more than one single snide comment!
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