#god they kiss so much. fricking losers.

[charlioak]

ART DUMP INCOMING, YIPPEE

lots of art i neglected to post here these past... months... GOD. featuring my supers :^)

[thecharmingknightemma-moving]

like this post and I’ll pick a sentence from this meme and turn into a short starter (one liner or with a bit of context)

you can specify your muse(s) and everything else if you want (fandom, what is Emma)

some sentences might need to be adjusted to work

I’ll copy them under read more as well in case the post disappears:

‘  i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)  ’ ‘  let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes.  ’ ‘  blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.  ’ ‘  touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease.  ’ ‘  call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me.  ’ ‘  healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake.  ’ ‘  me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess.  ’ ‘  do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both  ’ ‘  *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable.  ’ ‘  my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight  ’ ‘  quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever  ’ ‘  date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places  ’ ‘  any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind?  you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it  ’ ‘  i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them  ’ ‘  *nervously calls crush bro*  ’ ‘  i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues.  ’ ‘  fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october.  ’ ‘  concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now  ’ ‘  i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you.  ’ ‘  i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy  ’ ‘  why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni.  ’ ‘  date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles  ’ ‘  going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together.  ’ ‘  we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking.  ’ ‘  you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe.  ’ ‘  one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them.  ’ ‘  you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

[worldslover]

The Underground- Part Seventeen- YoonMin AU

Drunk on Jealousy 

I smile when he walks in.

When he smiles at the man with him, my own starts to fade. What? 

I frown when the stranger pulls him to the dance floor. I think he didn't like to dance. 

My heart stops when their lips clash. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 

I have no right. I have no right to crush the glass that I'm gripping tightly. No right to the jealousy that rips through me or the betrayal that I feel.

“Chim? You okay?” 

“I’m fine,” I mutter, not taking my eyes from Yoongi and his ‘date’.

Yura shifts beside me to follow my gaze.

“Isn’t that Josie’s Uncle?”

“Holy Frick Frack!” Exclaims Jungkook. “Someone thinks Yoongi is a snick snack!” He snickers.

My jaw tightens, I really can't stop the betrayal from showing when he looks up. Straight at me. 

His eyes widen.

Yoongi says something that has the stranger stopping. 

The stranger looks over at me, interested. There's no ire in his gaze, only genuine curiosity. He smiles as he replies to Yoongi, who frowns and shakes his head vigorously. The stranger starts pulling Yoongi closer to the table. Someone steps into their path. Actually, two people. 

I feel Yura tense beside me. They're close enough for us to hear.

“What the hell?” Yoongi slurs. “What are you two doing here?”

“Would you believe us if we said we just wanted a drink? Hey J.” Hoseok smiles. 

So the stranger's name is J? What the fuck is a name like that?

“Hey, Hope,” J smiles at Hoseok.

Hope? What the hell is happening?

“I know we're supposed to be, like, firm and all right now but oh my god I’m such a big fan,” the other intruder butts in. 

“How’s business?” J grins as he holds up...a peace sign?

Taehyung was practically shrieking as he tugged on Hoseok’s arm. “Did you hear that?” he hisses.

“Why are you here?” Yoongi growls again.

“Um…” Hoseok looks back at our silent group. We're obviously listening to their exchange. 

Yoongi’s eyes follow Hoseok's but they instantly rest on me. 

Is that regret in his eyes? Is that defeat in his posture? Did he feel the same as I do now when he watched Yura and I kiss? 

No, of course not. I’m being ridiculous. 

I look away as I clear my throat. I sling my arm on the back of Yura’s chair.

Yura. 

YuraYuraYuraYura.

My girlfriend. 

NOT Yoongi.

I down the rest of my drink in seconds. It burns.

“Why don't we all have a drink?” Hoseok suggests

Now that everyone is sitting, the air is absolutely tense.

That is until...

“Aren’t you…?” Jungkook looks at J quizzingly.

J smiles smugly. “JPearl, yeah.”

JPearl? The rapper? Second only to AgustD himself? Holy shit…

I gap at Yoongi’s date.

“Jpearl,” Jungkook whispers in awe. “Is it true you and AgustD are friends?”

My head whips to J. He's close to AgustD?

“AgustD?” J raises his eyebrow in amusement before smirking at Yoongi, who is glaring at the table. J shrugs a shoulder nonchalantly before turning back to the fanboy. “He’s kind of a major dick. Don’t believe all the high and mighty stuff about him,” he chuckles. “He’s a major loser.”

Jungkook frowns as Tae and Hoseok start snickering.

Yoongi’s ears are red as he takes a random glass of alcohol from the table.

My glass. 

When he looks up at me I pout. “That was my cup.”

“I guess I’ll just have to get you another.” The tension loosens as he gives me a small, teasing smile.

“We do need more,” Taehyung looks disapproving at our collection of drinks.

“Jimin and I will grab some,” Yoongi unexpectedly shoves away from the table and gives me a look.

I blink up at him with surprise before following him to the bar. I can feel my heartbeat rising. Great.

He orders multiple things to the bartender before he leans against the bar and looks at me. I lean beside him with my arms tucked in close as I rest my chin on my fist.

Is J going to stay the rest of the night? I'm not sure I could stand watching them be all over each-

“Jimin. I-,” Yoongi instantly stops himself. He glares down at his hands. He looks as if it pains him to be in this moment... with me.

“J and I-.”

J... I see.

‘J and I.’

“J and I are just friends...” Yoongi finally says softly.

“Friends?” I huff out a laugh.

“I mean,” Yoongi frowns. “He’s...We’re not together.” Yoongi looks at me. Is... he pleading? Wanting me to understand that he is not in a relationship and yet...The events from earlier flash through my mind. I turn away to look down at my own hands.

“You don't have to explain yourself to me Yoongi Hyung.”

I feel his gaze on me... his eyes burning into the side of my face.

“But I do Jimin…”

I cut my eyes to him.

“Why?” My voice is soft when I meet his eyes.

“Because I-”

“Hey!” Jungkook throws an arm around each of our necks. “Are you getting drinks or what?” He leans in between us to wave at the bartender who just finished our drink order. Yoongi’s eyes never leave mine.

What was he going to say?

When I'm sitting beside Yura once again I saw Hoseok whispering furiously to Jpearl as the latter frowned. Yoongi sits down beside JPearl and he leans over and punches him in the arm in anger. 

“What the fuck, man, you didn’t tell me everything!” JPearl hisses.

Yoongi rolls his eyes and shakes his head at me.

‘You okay?’ I mouth to him, concerned.

‘Jo hits harder’ he mouths back with a smile.

His reply had me giggling into my hand. 

Yura looks at me in confusion before looking towards Yoongi who is chuckling. 

“I should go now,” Yura stands. 

“What? Why?” I stop my laughter to look up at her. I grab her hand before she can put on her jacket. She looks at me for a second and then glances over at Yoongi and then Hoseok. “I have an early private lesson tomorrow. I don’t want to be out too late.” 

“Oh, okay,” I let go of her hand and she is gone in a few seconds.

“I should go too.” Jpearl stands. “I’ll see you,” he glares at Yoongi and pointing at him, “tomorrow night". 

“Bye, Hope,” J waves and then does a peace sign to Taehyung who practically falls out of his seat with happiness. 

Who knew Taehyung was such a huge fan of rap that a single gesture would have him turn into a huge fanboy?

The drinks flow heavily after that. A constant stream of alcohol until I can no longer think straight. 

Hoseok shuffles us all to his car a few hours later. Poor Hoseok.

“He’s just...,” Jungkook sniffles. “He’s just so perfect... and-and his mouth... gah... and,” sniff, ‘he,” sniff “likes,” sniff, “kids!” 

“You’re a pitiful drunk Kook,” Hoseok grunts as he shoves the crying lovestruck in the backseat. 

Yoongi stands quietly, a grumpy expression painted across his face. Taehyung falls over him, causing jealousy to well up in me one more time. Before I could move to pull him off Yoongi takes action. 

“Get off me,” he barks at the giggling boy. 

“Aw, Hyyyuuunnngg,” Taehyung pokes his cheek.

“No,” Yoongi grumbles and pushes Taehyung away, causing him to stumble. 

I smile, stalking towards Yoongi. He pushes Taehyung away again. “Good boy,” I purr as I get closer. Yoongi notices my approach, he watches me with intense, hungry eyes. 

I yelp as I'm pulled back by my collar. 

“Oh no, pink boy, come here” Hoseok tsks as he tugs me by my shirt to the back seat. Kookie was still gushing about AgustD. 

Love. Love? How can someone fall out of love and into love with two different people at the same time? Could that love survive? 

“Why does it all have to be so difficult?” I whine as I fall over Jungkook’s lap. Taehyung gets in the car with a smile. 

I see Hoseok motion to the front seat. Yoongi nods and crawls in. Hoseok gets behind the wheel with a deep sigh. 

“Why the fuck do I put up with this again?” he mutters as he pulls away. 

“Because you looove us,” Taehyung grins cheekily at his friends.

We reach an unfamiliar house. I honestly don't want to think too much.

I don't remember the trek into the house or know where I'm collapsing into a deep sleep.

I can feel something warm against my back and then finally darkness.

🌸Part 17/?

[softuris]

Dating Stanley Uris Would Include

stanley uris x reader headcannons

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masterlist... (-)

NEW IT Prompts... (-)

request here... (-)

a/n: not requested . just wanted to write(:

genre: fluff✨ headcannons

warnings: KISSING

GIF BY: Loserssource

Dating Stan Uris Would Include...

sooo this boy is obviously very chill in front of the rest of the losers when you’re around

he’s not much for pda

but when he gets you alone !!!!

this boy is such a baby !!!!

you play with his curls which he pretends to hate but he lowkey loves

too many self-depreciating jokes

he makes so many but THE SECOND YOU MAKE ONE HES LIKE “ABSOLUTELY NOT NO MORE”

he takes you to synagogue

his family picks you up in their car and drives you when you come

his family is very cautious at first but once they see how gentle he is with you they start to adore you just as much

one time the two of you were holding hands under the lunch table and richie saw

“GET SOME STANLEY, HOT DAMN”

“shut the fuck up tozier”

he sneaks you out of your house to go birdwatching

CALLING YOU BABYLOVE

he always apologizes for being controlling

you tell him you don’t mind because he can’t help it

ICE CREAM DATES !!!

he walks you home everyday after school

just wants to spend time with you as much as possible

CALLING HIM STANTHONY AND STANIEL

he writes you poems even though he is TERRIBLE

“I just want to be artsy like Ben or Bill”

“I love it Stan”

he sneaks you out at night to go to the quarry to swim

he always plans the dates down to the minute and gets frustrated when things don’t go as planned

“Stan, you can’t control everything. Some things are best left natural”

“You’re right”

cuddling on the couch and drinking TEA

ya’ll definitely play videogames all the frick frackin time

many dates take place in the arcade

he loves your kisses so much!!!

“one more?” kinda guy

whispering back and forth during synagogue

you two are generally just problematic

is very protective

turns into MR MEDIC DOCTOR MAN when you scrape your knee

ONE TIME YOU SNEEZED AND HE GOT YOU A BANDAID TO PUT ON YA NOSE

you could listen to him talk about birds for hours

you can hardly tell the difference between a pigeon and dove but love humoring him

“hey look stan, it’s a canary”

“act smart again and I swear imma-“

lots of play fighting

you won a game on the atari once and he shoved you off the couch and pretended to ignore you

you proceeded to playfully punch his arm until he gave you attention

HE WANTS TO JUST CRADLE YOU RANDOMLY

WANTS YOU TO CRADLE HIM RANDOMLY

ya’ll bicker like an old couple I swear to god

“I think they have pizza for lunch today”

“No it’s quesadillas”

“Stan no, it’s pizza”

“I checked just this fucking morning”

“No you didn’t I was with you this morning”

he apologizes by bringing you chocolate cause he know’s it’s your favorite

one year for christmas you got him a stuffed animal and he carried it around all day becauSE HE WAS SO PROUD TO GET A TEDDY BEAR FROM YOU

he got teased

you offered to keep it in your locker until the end of the day

“fuck no”

you stealing his knit sweaters even when it’s hot outside

“aren’t you hot, Y/N?”

“thats not important.”

he sneaks over to your house to slow dance with you

this boy doesn’t even need music

swaying next to the open window holding him close

he always apologizes for being so pessimistic

he pushed richie into the quarry once for flirting with you

“Stan it was a joke”

“yeah I know”

ya’ll have way too many inside jokes, it’s like you have your own language

you called him “darling” once and he loved it

you continued to call him that among with many other pet names

“babes” , “bear” , “love” , and “huns” are among the few

he accidentally called you babylove in front of the losers once and he choked

you just kissed him on the cheek

while stan likes regular kisses , he loves hand kisses the most

kisses the back of your hand when ya’ll are just sitting around watching the television

SLEEPOVERS !!!

neck kisses are also his favorite

he always asks to kiss your neck before he actually does

EVERYTIME

very polite in front of your parents

calls them MA’AM AND SIR

wants to have SO MANY HEART TO HEARTT MOMENTS WITH YOU . VERY SOFT

“Look I know i’m super annoying and controlling about certain stuff. You are just so... damn perfect , i want everything else to be. like I know it seems I want to change everything , but i don’t want to change you . You’re already perfect, Babylove. So why shouldn’t everything else be? I don’t know maybe I’m getting sappy again but it’s the god damn truth alright. i swear sometimes I just get so-“

[grownups-are-the-real-monsters]

Handle With Care

“What’s on your mind babe?” 

Richie’s voice burst through Eddie’s thoughts but he didn’t feel like replying yet, so he let the boy think he was still lost in thought. His chin rested on his shaky palm as his eyes welled up. He didn’t think it would bother him as much as it did but his stomach was twisting and turning in pain from the rush of awful anxiety that he had felt when he stared at the name tag on that shitty red vest. He blinked and tried to calm himself down. 

“Eds? You in there?” Richie poked his forehead and Eddie decided to pull himself out. 

“Yeah?” He asked, pretending to be a little out of it....at least he thought he was pretending. Richie cocked his head to the side and gave him a kind smile. 

“What was on your mind?” He repeated his earlier question and Eddie took a deep breath before plastering a fake smile on his face. 

“You. You run circles through it so often, I should give you a medal.” Eddie stuck his tongue out of the corner of his mouth, genuinely meaning those words but his anxiety was still killing him. So he copied his usual actions when he teased Richie to the best of his abilities. Richie hummed and sipped at the pop he’d settled for because they lost the ability to get shakes. 

Eddie took in a strangled breath as he went through the events once more.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

“C’mon, Eds! This is our big date! Not every couple makes it to six months! Let’s celebrate while we can-!” 

“That sure is romantic, Rich-”

“I’m sorry did I over hear that you’re on a date?’ came the waitress from the other side of the bar, her name tag pinned straight through her dusty red vest and into her striped shirt. Eddie stopped their friendly bickering and Richie decided to take the moment for himself. 

“Yes! The big six months so-” 

“Well, I’m sorry but we have the right to refuse service and your relationship interferes with our beliefs here at ‘Micky’s diner’  so you’ll have to leave.” Her smile went askew as she wanted to turn it to a scowl but wanted to keep up their good image. 

The boys froze for a while and Eddie became aware that Richie was putting up some sort of fight for them but all he could focus on was the fact that he felt like crying in frustration. His body heated up with anxiety and grabbed Richie’s hand, he thought he whispered something about making a scene but he couldn’t really recall.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Ok, come on Eds, I can’t be running that fast.” Richie tapped the top of Eddie’s head and he swatted him away with a small smile. 

“Look, if this is about earlier-” 

“No, I told you...I don’t care about that.” Eddie sighed and Richie pursed his lips. He raised his eye brow and deflated in his seat. 

“Eds, It’s fine if it does it was a really shitty thing-”

“It’s fine Rich. I said that twenty times.” Eddie rolled his eyes and sucked on his straw. Richie leaned forward and started to nuzzle into the crook of Eddie’s neck. Eddie sighed and pulled himself to the left so he his chin would fall. “Can we not do that here.” 

Richie sat up and looked around the small restaurant they were sat at. They were sitting on the same side of the corner booth. It was literally near deserted. He scowled and slid himself out of the booth, standing just under the hanging emerald green light. Eddie scrunched up his nose. 

“What are you doing?” Eddie frowned and Richie rolled his eyes as he slid into the bench across from him. 

“Sitting somewhere where I won’t bother you.” Richie shrugged and Eddie crossed his arms, slapping his back against the booth with a sigh. 

“That’s a low blow, Richie. Y’know you don’t bother me. It’s just-” 

“Everything I do, I get it.” Richie interrupted with an annoyed smirk. Eddie balled his fists and looked out the small window next to them.  

“Can you just not do that right now?” Eddie scowled out the window and Richie snorted smugly as he slid closer to the wall to rest his arm on the window ledge.

“And I don’t bother you?” He challenged Eddie once again, who looked as if he might turn red. 

“Stop fucking trying to.” Eddie growled as their waitress came over, clad in her green uniform, her apron tied around her waist, the tray rested on the knot of it. She set down a plate of fries with a grin before leaving. The boys looked at each other bitterly, not wanting to have to accidentally make hand contact. 

Richie caved first, shooting his hand out and snatching a few to keep him busy. Eddie cleared his throat and took a few of his own, setting them on his napkin. He played with the frayed corner of it to satisfy his need to fidget. “You know I don’t like pda, that’s all it is.” 

Richie looked up at his voice and rolled his eyes, Eddie wanted to throw his fricking fries at him. “You were mad before that.” 

“I was not.” Eddie scowled again. 

“Yeah you were.You pretended like you didn’t hear me in favor of staring into nothing, I was just gonna let it go-”

“Oh you were gonna let it go? And not use to spite me later like you are right now? Sure I believe you.” Eddie nodded with a deep set frown. Richie let out a loud scoff and shook his head as if he couldn’t believe he’d said that. 

“Can this just be done now?” Richie sighed, placing his clasped hands on the table and Eddie looked horridly offended. 

“Sure, it’s as good as done.” Eddie scoffed and sipped his drink once again. 

“You don’t have to be so bitchy about it.” Richie pushed his glasses up his nose and Eddie’s jaw hung open as soon as he’d said that. Richie’s face flicker to guilty in seconds flat. 

“I want you to take me home.” Eddie looked down at the table, voice clearly offended. Richie opened and closed his mouth a few times, not sure what to say. 

“Hey, Eds. Look I’m sorry. We were gonna drive on that deserted road, listening to music and I haven’t even given you your gift yet.” Richie’s voice was mildly panicked and he could get worse any minute. 

Eddie shrugged, swiping his thumb over the corner of his salted mouth. 

“I don’t understand why you’re so mad.” Richie huffed and leaned back. Eddie looked up, eyes glossy. It made Richie stiffen up. 

“Look, I wasn’t mad...It’s just God, this is really getting to me, Rich. People treat us like shit, we can’t even go to that diner anymore and you fucking loved it there!” Eddie shouted and than collected himself in embarrassment. “And I don’t want that for us, y’know?” He was starting to sound sniffly, he wiped his sleeve over his face. 

“Neither do I Eddie but people are gonna be shit sometimes, You can’t take it personally and let it ruin things for you, you can’t let it ruin relationships either.” Richie slammed his fist on the table before calming down a little and tapping his fingers before sliding his hand back into his lap. 

“It’s just so hard.” Eddie whimpered and tried to suck it up but he just kept thinking about that flicker of sadness on Richie’s face when they were kicked out. 

“You know what Eds? I’m not having you feeling like this on our anniversary, ok? No ones miserable when they’re with Richie Tozier.” Richie grinned and got up to pay their bill. Eddie sniffled, wiping his sleeves under his eyes and clearing his throat from the mucus build up. 

Richie darted back over to him and held out his hand, wiggling his fingers. Eddie gave him a small smile and took it, eyes red and puffy with streaks of tears down his cheeks. 

They trailed out of the small place and to Richie’s car. He opened the door for him and eased Eddie inside before hopping into his own seat. He started it, backed up and headed for their favorite little road that was always empty. Richie felt a tug in his chest every time Eddie sniffled or hiccuped. 

As he turned down the barely lit road, he flicked his radio on and started to slow the speed until they were parked on the side of the road. The car light flickered on and Richie took a deep breath. “I’m gonna give you your present now, if that’s ok?” 

Eddie nodded, still trying to calm his breathing. Richie grinned and leaned over to open his glove box and pulled out a small mix tape. He waved it around before giving it to Eddie. Written in sharpie across the label was ‘Eddie’s Rockin playlist.’ He smiled and shoved it into Richie’s player. 

Richie chuckled and scooted closer to him on the bench and threw his arm around him, kissing his temple. 

As the tape faded into the second song, Richie took a deep breath and Eddie quirked his brow. “You didn’t think that was all you were getting did you?” 

Eddie gaped his mouth as Richie pulled out a small rectangular box. He opened it to find what looked to be a charm bracelet. He pulled it out, inspecting the charms. 

An inhaler, a pair of glasses, a small circle that read ‘What’s a nice kid like me, doing in a place like this?’, a record, a book, a Handle with care logo, a baseball, a blue bird, a Gameboy, and a yellow flower. 

“The Losers and I went nuts at this little thrift place while you were deemed to sick to hang out last week.” Richie chuckled and Eddie recalled that awful week. 

“We picked these out for you, can you believe they had an inhaler? It was too good to pass up and you can buy more and fill it up-”

Eddie shut him up by gently crashing their lips together for a doozy of a kiss, pulling back and putting their foreheads together. “I love it and I love you.” 

Richie snapped his mouth closed, they’d yet to say that to each other and it made his stomach flutter. “I love you too Eds.”

[wowreddie]

how about a reddie hc where the boys swim in the quarry w/o the rest of the losers club? 💖

Hey, thanks for the ask! And sorry if i didn’t see it sooner i was alseepThey’re like 14/15 hereAnd this is modern reddie since we’re the 🌈non homophobic generation🌈- it was their first date-they weren’t really dating yet, but they were closer than they should be as friends and they knew it- that day was when they started to realize that they were actually acting like a couple. Usually people asked them if they were dating and they always answered that no, they were just friends.- but just friends dont look at each other like that.- like i said, they acted like a couple, but they weren’t. Officially. But they were always holding hands, kissing the other on the cheek.., they were always with each other, and they both felt weird, really weird, really really weird around each other.- so yeah. The quarry. That was their official first date. Richie asked Eddie if he wanted to hang out with him. Alone. Since they were constantly with the other losers. They just both jumped in the water and start fooling around, swimming, laughing, touching. - then it happened.- "Richie, what are we?"- "what?"- "you know what I mean, Richie Tozier. What the fuck are we?"- you could hear a slight feeling of pain in Eddie’s voice.- Richie got closer to the boy in front of him, placing his hand on the other boy’s cheek.- "I dont know Eddie, but i like it," he said with a smile.- "but Richie, god, i need to know," answered the boy whilst he was placing his hand on Richie’s neck, close to his chest.- and Richie kissed him. And Eddie kissed back.-"is it enough for you, Eddie Spaghetti?", he asked with a smile.- Eddie simply nodded and kissed him again.- and they spent the rest of the day kissing each otherOkay so its fricking long and more of a one shot than a hc but i really got into it (as i always do) im sorry but i hope you like it as much as i do kabskbsks

[arodrwho]

critrole 2.13 lb !

what a cool fight

he fuckin swapped w/his double that’s cool as Shit

o he a dark elf. neat

“i take the helmet. i put it on the ground in front of the elf. and then i start to piss on it” i am. dy i n g

i love caleb

“frumpkin comes over and also pisses on it” i hurt

what kinda reincarnation fuckin--

weird???????? weird?? what is ? happening over there what is going on

like it sounds cool as frick but

????????

beau missed the implication that that’s their cover story is they just left it & don’t knowww if he’s gonna keep it, so. autistic

D: dead elf

this is such a ridiculous plan i can’t believe it’s working

--ohhhHHHH caleb disguise + nott trick = heLL yea

nott calleded him “cay” which is adorable

i forgot to yell for a lot of that but here i am again to say that i love caleb. love him. talkin to skulls & makin them talk back. what a loser nerd

“caycay” nott u loser

“you can tell them we’re not going to steal it” lmaO

“yes, we are” even fucking better god i love these 2

“what have you done to earn our trust? what have you done that we’ve asked for, ever?” o dang nott

“caleb and i have a very special relationship. it is that of a parent and a child.” oh shit she’s gonna say she’s the parent. “but i am the parent. you do understand that, correct? i protect him. he’s my boy, and i keep him safe. i want him to thrive, and get better and better, and more powerful and stronger. because he can achieve great things” aaaAAAAA

“when i found him, he was nothing.” >:( rude, nott. rude. “he was a scared little boy in the corner of a jail cell. as we have gotten more comfortable, he has gotten more comfortable and come out of his shell” ok, slightly better, but my dude that first bit was so rude

“it’s my job to protect him, because i love him, and i am his protector. not because he protects me.” hi i love nott,,

“i could tell that there was at least 6 fucks in there that you held back. that’s progress” lmao

“i set it on the ground. i pull nott closer to me and i give nott a kiss on the forehead” HI I LOVE THEM

“you used a potion on me, didn’t you? here have one of mine. i have two, it’s okay” “you are too kind to me” “of course. you keep me safe” i. love them

“i think you may have guessed it before now, but i care a great deal for you” love. them

“i pick her up and i just hug her. i just hug her” i cannot cope with these two

lmao now they’re just bitching abt the others’ fuckups they’re such snarky assholes i love them

“and so that’s where it stands with the weirdos” nott ily

“it didn’t work out” oh?? “a gathering-up of coin. but i fucked it up” o boy

“did you do something wrong? or...bad?” “..yeah” o   b o y

nott is so soft & so gentle w/him & i just. why is she so good

“i will learn with your help” “our own academy?” “that’s the idea, ja” i love

“i haven’t had a friend in a very long time. the last few months have been...unexpected” “i think for me too. i’ve had more people throw rocks at me than conversations” mmmMMMMMM

“well they’re not as smart as you are, so” “or you, i would argue” “that’s nice” listen i love them so much & the more words they say the more i want. to Yell

oh shit, everyone but caleb leave the table?? --what a weirdass dream

“your friend is a strange one” amazing

?????????????? who lucien????

good episode!!!!!